What...
Is the meaning of soup?
What? I don't know.
What's with all the weird quest—
What is the meaning of spoon?
Shoot, man.
Are you still lady-Sad about flame princess?
You know, it's okay if you are.
Nah. That's all fine.
I've just been feeling kind of gray, is all.
Like, my inside voice has been kind of quiet lately,
Not a lot of instructions forthcoming, you know?
Yeah, well, sounds like you're sad.
Listen, finn.
Girls is like horses — when you fall down,
It's important that you get right back on again...
On a different horse.
And there's a lot of fish in the sea, a lot of fish.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Yeah... L-L guess.
Or maybe dating girls is like riding a bicycle...
Yeah, man, yeah!
Where, like, if you mess up,
You can get really hurt forever or hurt someone
You really care about.
Uh, well, i suppose.
Anyway, i hope this mystery cave we're looking for is as weird as
Flambo's brother says it is.
Maybe that'll snap you out of the —
Whoa! What?
What's this train all about?
No one said nothing about no train in the way.
Relax, buddy.
We'll just cross after it passes.
No big thing, really.
Oh, yeah.
It's two hours later now.
What the stonk?
Oh. Okay.
Hey, the train just goes in a big circle.
We can cut right through the middle.
Blingle, blongle, bloongle.
Come on.
Hey, you know, i just had another idea.
If we just stay put here on the train,
We can ride it all the way to the cave.
Blingle, blongle, bloongle!
Hyah! Give me — give me the loot!
Ow! Yow!
Come on, give it!
Give me that hat!
Knock it off.
Aah!
Whoa, dang!
Hey, finn!
Whoa.
Look at all the loot that guy dropped while you
Whipped his butt.
Dang.
Look at that sword.
Whoa. It feels kind of right.
Whoosh. Whoosh.
Whoosh, whoosh.
Whoosh!
Whoa.
It's pretty fun, huh?
Yeah, man!
It's spicy baby fun!
You want to go see what other kind of monsters are on this train?
Yes!
Whoa. Crystal ants, i think.
Cool.
Yeah!
Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die!
Ha!
Welcome back, buddy.
Man, look at all this rad loot.
Yeah, this is a pretty neat train.
We should come back again someday.
Wow, what do you mean?
We just started only like three hours ago.
Yeah... L-I'm just getting a little bored, is all.
All these cars and monsters are kind of all the same.
It's a little boring.
Oh, come on. It's fun.
Just one more car.
Come on. Come on, man.
Come on!
All right.
Just one more.
Yes!
Hmm?
Where is everybody?
Hey, hey! Empty car.
I think we beat it, buddy.
Whoa, man.
Boss battle!
Let's chew it up!
Okay, but this is the last one, okay?
We'll see!
Hey, man. Remember we were going to that weird cave'?
I bet it's not too late to check it out.
Eh, weird cave, weird train.
I'm cool here.
Okay-
Hyah!
Aah! Give me a break!
Oh?
Oh, dang.
Boss loot!
Mm, mm-Mm, mm-Mm-Mm.
Oh, yes.
No, thank you.
Jake, hurry!
Next car!
Slime crimes!
You have fun.
I'm just gonna watch.
Yeah! Huh! Ugh!
Hey!
Ow! Ow
Cool. Acid.
Hey, also, man, aren't you, like, getting kind of hungry?
Yeah, man.
I guess we've been here for a while.
More than a while, dude.
I've already missed my bathroom window.
Yeah, i guess i could take a snack break.
Okay.
Well, we'll go back to the tree house,
And i'll make us some lunch.
I could make the toaster pancakes you like.
Or maybe i can boil up some hot dogs.
Or —
Look, now we don't got to do that thing you wanted to do.
Aah!
Hot meat!
Ants again?
Ant no thang!
Hyah!
Caught with your ants down!
Ants for nothing!
Forget about ants.
What's wrong?
Feeling antsy?
Dude, this is the ant car.
We already did the ant car.
You did all the ants.
Same car — ugh —
But those were blue ants.
These are red ants.
Finn, i think we should take off.
I think this place is bad news for you.
Man, no way.
All this feels good,
Like my inside voice is saying,
"hey, keep it up. This is good stuff."
Aah! Hey! Hyah!
Like when you made those biscuits way back and
I kept eating them until they were all gone, like that.
Finn!
I made those biscuits with so much butter.
You were just responding to the butter!
This whole place is butter!
Yeah!
Boss fight!
Yeah!
Hyah!
My junk and stuff!
Check it out.
Battle moon.
What?
Finn, this is a future crystal! Look!
That's you, dude.
You're old, you're alone, and you're still fighting
On this dumb train.
Old get ant of town.
Whoa.
I'm gonna have the best life.
Oh! Hair apes!
Nah, dude.
I'm bored, i'm tired,
And i'm going back... To the tree house.
You can come with me if you want.
What? No, man.
It's better on the train.
Stuff makes sense here.
Ow!
I'm sorry.
If you wish to join me, i'll be in the tree house,
Experiencing the joys of life and not getting attacked
By gorillas made out of hair.
You'll be back.
No, i won't, finn.
Goodbye!
Huh.
Hey!
Hair we go!
Hey, what are you doing up here?
Whoop.
Are you getting sick of things down there, too?
Whoo.
Mm-Hmm.
You're not gonna try and zap me, are you?
I wonder what my kids are doing.
Hey.
I knew it.
Got to find that kid.
Hey, finn!
F— whoa.
Um... Hey, there, friend.
I ain't looking for no trouble.
I'm just looking for my friend finn.
Maybe you've seen him?
About five feet tall, picks his nose,
And always kind of smells funny i—
Hey. Hey.
Jake, it's me.
I'm just all souped up now.
Ah, geez, finn.
I — for a minute there, i thought you were one of
Those twisted,
Lost-Soul, boss guys.
La, la, la.
Wait. You are!
You are one!
What?
Those guys are cool.
That's it, man.
I'm getting you off this train whether you like it or not.
Jake, stay back.
I mean it.
Oh, please.
What are you gonna do'?
I'm 10 times stronger th—
Hey!
Oh, gross.
Yoink!
Jake, trying to tell me what to do.
Yeah, right.
I tells me what to do.
Now, let's see what we got here.
Apple, apple, chicken, apple.
Oh, yeah.
That little orb in which i rule.
Let's see that again, orb.
Yeah. That's right.
Looking right.
Wait a second.
Who's that sad, bored little guy following me around?
Jake?
All those years, he stayed with me.
Finn, can we slow down?
My feet hurt.
What?
Oh, jake.
Hang in there, buddy.
I'm gonna set this right.
Finn! Finn, i'm sorry.
I'll stay on the train with you.
I swear.
Just get this stuff off of me.
No, i'm sorry, jake.
I messed up.
But don't worry.
It's all over now.
You mean, we're getting off the train?
Well... You are.
I'm gonna keep playing for a while.
I'll meet you back home in a week or two.
Oh, man.
Don't you see that's just the train talking?
It's got its hooks in you.
No. No, for real.
My inside voice is telling me it's time.
Here. See for yourself.
Yeah, man.
That's what i'm talking about.
That is what i'm talking about.
This party is so crazy!