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Ripped By mstoll

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Huh.

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Is this like eating for you?

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I don't know about eating,
but it feels nice.

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Hmm.

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Mm.

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Hey.

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You two should get a room.

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You and that log,
not you and Finn.

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'Cause you're hugging
a log, you weirdo.

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Grrrr!

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Finn.

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Huh?

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Let me.

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Hey, now.
Stay away from me.

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Shoo! Shoo! Oh!

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Oh, so you want to
get real, do you?

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Well, check this.

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You seeing this?

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Huh?

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Oh!

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Whoa.

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Aah! Oh! Ugh!

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Why don't you get a room?

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Oof!

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Aah! My hams!

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Beat it,
you freaky old trump!

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Huh?

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What's cooking?
Smells good.

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Wha?

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Whaaah!

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Oh! Aah! Aah! Aah!

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Breath mint!

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Aah! Aaaah!

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Huh?

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Gah!

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My body is
engulfed in flames!

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Oh, so good!

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- Hey!
- What?

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Blew it. Blew it.

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Huh?

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- You blew it.
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs!

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Wha!

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Ninja kick!

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Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh eh-eh-eggs!

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File folder!

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Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs!

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Gorilla!

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Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs.

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Jake. Jake.

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I had an awesome dream.

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Flame Princess was there.

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My body was on fire.

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I think it was inspired
by Flame Princess

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battling Ice King yesterday.

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Hmm. That's weird.

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I had a dream, too.

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I'll tell you about it.

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So, then paintings were found,
and everyone's eyes lit up.

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Cinnamon Bun smiled and said,
"I saw it from miles away."

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Man, I need to
have that dream again.

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I have to get Flame Princess
to beat down Ice King again.

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Why'd you pick this spot?

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Why does anyone do anything?

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Hmm.

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Why do they?

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Mm?

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No, thanks.

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Suit yourself.

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Mm?

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Hey! I-l-look!

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Hey, look.

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There's that big jerk you
hate so much, remember?

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Hmm?
Oh, hey, kids.

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Fine day for a picnic.

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Oh, dang.

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Did you hear that?

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I think he's, like,
making fun of you.

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What?

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Yeah.

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It's in the tone
of his voice.

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What did you say to me?

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Uh, uh... w-what?

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W-what did I say?

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It is in the tone
of your voice.

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L-look.

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Just take whatever
you want, okay?

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Take it all.

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It's all just prunes...
prunes and liver...

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Frozen, of course.

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Ugh!

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Bah!

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You might have what it takes
to slap these old jowls,

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but do you have what
it takes to face my...

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just a sec.

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Legion of Snow Warriors?

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Go, fight! Protect me!

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Oh, boy.

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I don't like being
made fun of, Ice King.

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I don't like it at all!

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Whoa!

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Oh!

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Oh, man.

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Times! I call times!

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It's only okay if the person
who's making the fun is someone

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that I'm cool with.

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We're totes cool.

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I-I-I'm Ice King.

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And they do it in a
respectful and knowing way.

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Respect?

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I got all kinds
of respect.

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Oh, yeah?

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Then what's with that
stupid, smirky face?

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Smirk?

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Oh, I-I smirk
when I'm nervous.

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Ugh, bear hug!

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Whaaah!

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And also when I'm
about to win!

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Boo-yah!

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And I didn't even get to test
out my new fireproof grundies.

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Put it away, man.

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You didn't win nothing.

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Are you okay?

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You feel lukewarm.

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I-I just need to burn
a couple of forests or

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something and get
a good night's sleep.

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Yeah... sleep.

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Milk.

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Milk.

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Play the sleep jam, BMO.

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Mm.

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What's cooking? Smells good.

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Wha?

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Hi-yah!

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What? Oh, no!

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Aah! Aah!

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Huh?

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Jake!
I had another dream!

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My body was being blasted.

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But this time, Ice King was
blasting me with ice cubes.

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Oh! It was awful!

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And someone else was there.

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He was just laughing
and laughing.

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He was in the first dream,
too, but he was whispering.

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I couldn't make out
what he was saying.

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Oh, yeah.

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It was the Cosmic Owl.

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Pbht!

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What? You didn't tell me the
Cosmic Owl was there!

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I couldn't see
him last time.

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Dude, that means it
was a prophetic dream.

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You have to finish
the original dream.

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Cosmic Owl could be whispering
something wildly significant!

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You have to get Flame Princess
and Ice King to fight again

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so you can see
the end of the dream.

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Make them fight!

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Aah! Do it now!

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Aaaah!

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Dear Ice King,
you smell like stink.

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You're unpleasant, you're
not funny, you're old...

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blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

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Sincerely, love,
Flame Princess.

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P.S.
Let us fight.

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Aaaah!

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Dear Flame Princess,
you're just the worst.

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Your hair is bad, your feet
smell like face cheeks...

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blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Let us meet up and
fight, dummy.

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Sincerely, Ice King.

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Hmm.

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Flame Princess
fight Ice King.

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Ice King.

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What?

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Ooh! Beard mail!

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"Dear Ice King,
you're not funny,

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you're old, and no Princess
will ever marry you ever,

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Simple Simon."

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Oh, fight.

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Flame Princess!

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Huh?

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"Dear Flame Princess, your
feet smell like face cheeks,

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your stupid candles
smell heinous,

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and you can't even kiss Finn
without totes freakin' out!"

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Aaah!

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Not my beard.

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Ohh!

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Pbht!

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Ow!

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Aaah!

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What is all that noise?

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Ach, mein gloob!

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Infern-o-o-o-o-o-o shot!

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I-I-I-Ice...

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uh, King!

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Aah! Whoa! Ow!

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Ergh! Stop that!

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Hows about some of this?

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Yee... aah!

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Oh, beans!
Oh, beans! Oh, beans!

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I maybe went too
far with this jazz.

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Flame Princess.

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Too hot.

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Aah!

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Mm.

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Huh?

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Uh.

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Wha. Wha-wha wha-wha?

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Wha-wha?

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Wha wh-wh-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-
wha-wha-wha?

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Wha wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha?

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Wha wha-wha-wha-wha-
wha-wha-wha- wha-wha!

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You blew it.

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Huh?

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Okay. I can fix this.

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I can make it right.

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Ice King!

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Finn.

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I'm so sorry, man.

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Help, Gunter.
Please.

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I-I meant after
you save me.

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Wenk!

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Oh.

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Wenk, wenk.

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Come on.

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Let's get out of here.

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Oh! That's right.

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Carry me like a Princess.

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Wenk, wenk.

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Eh?

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Ice King!

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You can't escape me!

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Wha?

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Finn.

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Aaah!

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Ice, uh, whatever.

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I'm so, so sorry, Finn.

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Are you all right?

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No, Princess.

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I'm the one who's sorry.

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Ice King hasn't been
picking fights with you.

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It's...
it's been me all along.

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What?

245
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So, you wrote that letter?

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Yes.

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But, look, it's just like...
I had this dream and...

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and it was because
of that fight you had.

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It was weird, but
I also liked it, but it...

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but it was important because the
Cosmic Owl was wh-wh-wha-wha.

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Whadda-wha-wha-wha.

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Wha-wha-wha, wha-wha-wha-wha.

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Wh-wha.

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Wh-wh-wh-wha.

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And so I had to get you
to beat up Ice King be...

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Shh!

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I should have known.

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That letter said things in it
that only you would know,

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personal things, Finn,
and you used them against me.

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I thought you were the
one person I could...

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I-I need some
time alone.

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Princess.

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But...

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I-I-I said I
was sorry.

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You blew it, man.

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This party is so crazy!

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