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Huh.
Is this like eating for you?
I don't know about eating, but it feels nice.
Hmm.
Mm.
Hey.
You two should get a room.
You and that log, not you and Finn.
'Cause you're hugging a log, you weirdo.
Grrrr!
Finn.
Huh?
Let me.
Huh?
Hey, now. Stay away from me.
Shoo! Shoo! Oh!
Oh, so you want to get real, do you?
Well, check this.
You seeing this?
Huh?
Oh!
Whoa.
Aah! Oh! Ugh!
Why don't you get a room?
Oof!
Aah! My hams!
Beat it, you freaky old trump!
Huh?
What's cooking? Smells good.
Wha?
Whaaah!
Oh! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Breath mint!
Aah! Aaaah!
Huh?
Gah!
My body is engulfed in flames!
Oh, so good!
- Hey! - What?
Blew it. Blew it.
Huh?
- You blew it. Eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs!
Wha!
Ninja kick!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh eh-eh-eggs!
File folder!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs!
Gorilla!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs.
Jake. Jake.
I had an awesome dream.
Flame Princess was there.
My body was on fire.
I think it was inspired by Flame Princess
battling Ice King yesterday.
Hmm. That's weird.
I had a dream, too.
I'll tell you about it.
So, then paintings were found, and everyone's eyes lit up.
Cinnamon Bun smiled and said, "I saw it from miles away."
Man, I need to have that dream again.
I have to get Flame Princess to beat down Ice King again.
Why'd you pick this spot?
Why does anyone do anything?
Hmm.
Why do they?
Mm?
No, thanks.
Suit yourself.
Mm?
Hey! I-l-look!
Hey, look.
There's that big jerk you hate so much, remember?
Hmm? Oh, hey, kids.
Fine day for a picnic.
Oh, dang.
Did you hear that?
I think he's, like, making fun of you.
What?
Yeah.
It's in the tone of his voice.
What did you say to me?
Uh, uh... w-what?
W-what did I say?
It is in the tone of your voice.
L-look.
Just take whatever you want, okay?
Take it all.
It's all just prunes... prunes and liver...
Frozen, of course.
Ugh!
Bah!
You might have what it takes to slap these old jowls,
but do you have what it takes to face my...
just a sec.
Legion of Snow Warriors?
Go, fight! Protect me!
Oh, boy.
I don't like being made fun of, Ice King.
I don't like it at all!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, man.
Times! I call times!
It's only okay if the person who's making the fun is someone
that I'm cool with.
We're totes cool.
I-I-I'm Ice King.
And they do it in a respectful and knowing way.
Respect?
I got all kinds of respect.
Oh, yeah?
Then what's with that stupid, smirky face?
Smirk?
Oh, I-I smirk when I'm nervous.
Ugh, bear hug!
Whaaah!
And also when I'm about to win!
Boo-yah!
And I didn't even get to test out my new fireproof grundies.
Put it away, man.
You didn't win nothing.
Are you okay?
You feel lukewarm.
I-I just need to burn a couple of forests or
something and get a good night's sleep.
Yeah... sleep.
Milk.
Play the sleep jam, BMO.
Mm.
What's cooking? Smells good.
Wha?
Hi-yah!
What? Oh, no!
Aah! Aah!
Huh?
Jake! I had another dream!
My body was being blasted.
But this time, Ice King was blasting me with ice cubes.
Oh! It was awful!
And someone else was there.
He was just laughing and laughing.
He was in the first dream, too, but he was whispering.
I couldn't make out what he was saying.
Oh, yeah.
It was the Cosmic Owl.
Pbht!
What? You didn't tell me the Cosmic Owl was there!
I couldn't see him last time.
Dude, that means it was a prophetic dream.
You have to finish the original dream.
Cosmic Owl could be whispering something wildly significant!
You have to get Flame Princess and Ice King to fight again
so you can see the end of the dream.
Make them fight!
Aah! Do it now!
Aaaah!
Dear Ice King, you smell like stink.
You're unpleasant, you're not funny, you're old...
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Sincerely, love, Flame Princess.
P.S. Let us fight.
Aaaah!
Dear Flame Princess, you're just the worst.
Your hair is bad, your feet smell like face cheeks...
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let us meet up and fight, dummy.
Sincerely, Ice King.
Hmm.
Flame Princess fight Ice King.
Ice King.
What?
Ooh! Beard mail!
"Dear Ice King, you're not funny,
you're old, and no Princess will ever marry you ever,
Simple Simon."
Oh, fight.
Flame Princess!
Huh?
"Dear Flame Princess, your feet smell like face cheeks,
your stupid candles smell heinous,
and you can't even kiss Finn without totes freakin' out!"
Aaah!
Not my beard.
Ohh!
Pbht!
Ow!
Aaah!
What is all that noise?
Ach, mein gloob!
Infern-o-o-o-o-o-o shot!
I-I-I-Ice...
uh, King!
Aah! Whoa! Ow!
Ergh! Stop that!
Hows about some of this?
Yee... aah!
Oh, beans! Oh, beans! Oh, beans!
I maybe went too far with this jazz.
Flame Princess.
Too hot.
Aah!
Mm.
Huh?
Uh.
Wha. Wha-wha wha-wha?
Wha-wha?
Wha wh-wh-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha- wha-wha-wha?
Wha wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha?
Wha wha-wha-wha-wha- wha-wha-wha- wha-wha!
You blew it.
Huh?
Okay. I can fix this.
I can make it right.
Ice King!
Finn.
I'm so sorry, man.
Help, Gunter. Please.
I-I meant after you save me.
Wenk!
Oh.
Wenk, wenk.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
Oh! That's right.
Carry me like a Princess.
Wenk, wenk.
Eh?
Ice King!
You can't escape me!
Wha?
Finn.
Aaah!
Ice, uh, whatever.
I'm so, so sorry, Finn.
Are you all right?
No, Princess.
I'm the one who's sorry.
Ice King hasn't been picking fights with you.
It's... it's been me all along.
What?
So, you wrote that letter?
Yes.
But, look, it's just like... I had this dream and...
and it was because of that fight you had.
It was weird, but I also liked it, but it...
but it was important because the Cosmic Owl was wh-wh-wha-wha.
Whadda-wha-wha-wha.
Wha-wha-wha, wha-wha-wha-wha.
Wh-wha.
Wh-wh-wh-wha.
And so I had to get you to beat up Ice King be...
Shh!
I should have known.
That letter said things in it that only you would know,
personal things, Finn, and you used them against me.
I thought you were the one person I could...
I-I need some time alone.
Princess.
But...
I-I-I said I was sorry.
You blew it, man.
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll