1
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Yup!

2
00:00:39,702 --> 00:00:41,693
Yeah, totally stuck
that landing!

3
00:00:41,771 --> 00:00:43,466
Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

4
00:00:43,539 --> 00:00:45,769
Man, it's been so long
since I've worn the Jake suit.

5
00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:48,310
I forgot how awesome
your bod is, bro.

6
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Stretchy-arm power!

7
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I feel unstoppable!

8
00:00:55,218 --> 00:00:56,583
Ba-a-a-a-m!

9
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And I don't even feel it!

10
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Beemo, throw your plate at me.

11
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Okay.
Hyah!

12
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Yeah, Beemo, show me the stuff!
Keep it coming!

13
00:01:03,826 --> 00:01:04,724
Hyah!

14
00:01:04,794 --> 00:01:06,318
Yeah, Beemo, unleash
the beast!

15
00:01:06,396 --> 00:01:07,363
Yeah!

16
00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:08,863
Unleash the beast!

17
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Come on, Beemo, bring it!
That's nothing!

18
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You're weak, Beemo!

19
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Rrrrrrrraah!

20
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Ooh. Ooh.

21
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Aah! Aah!

22
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You okay, Beemo?

23
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I am no match
for the Jake suit.

24
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That's right.

25
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Dog, the Jake suit is
mad strong.

26
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This junk can protect me
from anything.

27
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Uh, sort of.

28
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Wait, bro, what are you
doing up here?

29
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You know I'm not, like,
actual armor, right?

30
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Septuple flip off the tree house!

31
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No-o-o-o-o!

32
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Whoo-hoo!

33
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Ride 'em, cowboy!
Whoo!

34
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Ohh...

35
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Bam!

36
00:01:54,677 --> 00:01:56,406
Huh... huh... huh...

37
00:01:58,014 --> 00:02:00,209
You were a little rough with
the Jake suit today, bro.

38
00:02:00,283 --> 00:02:03,116
You mashed up my doggy bag
pretty hard.

39
00:02:03,186 --> 00:02:04,346
Why didn't you stop me?

40
00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:06,047
When you're in my body,
it pushes out my brain,

41
00:02:06,122 --> 00:02:07,453
so I have no control.

42
00:02:07,523 --> 00:02:09,081
Come on, bro, taking
pain is easy.

43
00:02:09,158 --> 00:02:10,750
You just have to imagine
that every bruise

44
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is a hickey
from the universe.

45
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And everyone wants to get
with the universe.

46
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I bet you wouldn't
be saying that nonsense

47
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if I wore you as a suit.

48
00:02:18,368 --> 00:02:20,302
I bet I would be
saying that nonsense.

49
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Okay, bro, let's see
how you like it.

50
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I'll bring the pain.

51
00:02:23,673 --> 00:02:25,664
Do it, bro.
Get in here.

52
00:02:29,979 --> 00:02:33,312
Yes!
Time to bring the pain!

53
00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,209
Huh?

54
00:02:38,287 --> 00:02:40,255
Man, are you kidding?

55
00:02:47,463 --> 00:02:48,293
You give up?

56
00:02:48,364 --> 00:02:50,457
You have to, like,
punch me in the face.

57
00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:52,467
Hmm.
I thought I was.

58
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This is hard.

59
00:02:53,803 --> 00:02:55,600
I-I can't even make a fist.

60
00:02:55,671 --> 00:02:57,901
How do you control my body
so well?

61
00:02:57,974 --> 00:02:59,498
Dude, I'm graceful.

62
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Mom raised me graceful.

63
00:03:06,082 --> 00:03:08,050
Dude, what the Bjork?

64
00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:14,481
Hmm.

65
00:03:14,557 --> 00:03:16,184
Aha! Here we go.

66
00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:18,750
Dream Journal of a Boring Man,
Volume 12.

67
00:03:18,828 --> 00:03:21,160
Uh, Jake, what are
you doing?

68
00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:23,755
There's all kinds of
pain, Finn.

69
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Jake, come on.
Don't do this.

70
00:03:25,134 --> 00:03:27,193
Ahh. Okay, let's see.

71
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Ooh, this one looks good.

72
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And it's not too long...
only seven pages.

73
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Okay, here we go.

74
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"In my dream, I was eating
jasmine rice,

75
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but it was also brown rice,

76
00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:42,482
and it was also
my mother."

77
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Ohh.

78
00:03:58,234 --> 00:03:59,929
Huh?

79
00:04:00,002 --> 00:04:01,936
What... where am I?

80
00:04:02,004 --> 00:04:03,631
Oh, yeah.

81
00:04:03,706 --> 00:04:05,571
Hey, Finn! How long
have I been out?

82
00:04:05,641 --> 00:04:06,903
I don't know.
A couple hours.

83
00:04:06,976 --> 00:04:09,376
Say what?
Why are you still reading?

84
00:04:09,445 --> 00:04:10,969
It's actually not
that bad.

85
00:04:11,047 --> 00:04:12,537
There's a bunch where
he knows he's dreaming.

86
00:04:12,615 --> 00:04:14,139
Here... let me read you
a little.

87
00:04:14,217 --> 00:04:15,844
"So, I said to the first guy,

88
00:04:15,918 --> 00:04:18,512
'if everyone in my dream is me,
then you are me,'

89
00:04:18,588 --> 00:04:20,215
and he said,
'I am who? '

90
00:04:20,289 --> 00:04:21,722
And I said, 'Me.'

91
00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:23,656
And he said, 'Who is me? '
And I said, 'You.'

92
00:04:23,726 --> 00:04:25,387
And he said, 'What about you? '

93
00:04:25,461 --> 00:04:27,361
And I said, 'No, you."'

94
00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:30,263
"It's like he's trying to solve
a mystery that doesn't exist."

95
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You want me to keep going?

96
00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,895
No, I'm hungry.

97
00:04:32,969 --> 00:04:34,766
Yeah, I'm hungry, too.

98
00:04:34,837 --> 00:04:36,862
How about a truce while you go
make us some lunch?

99
00:04:36,939 --> 00:04:39,169
Oh, I didn't know we
were allowed to call truces.

100
00:04:39,242 --> 00:04:41,608
I'll totally remember that
the next time my doggy bag

101
00:04:41,677 --> 00:04:43,736
is hurtling towards
a fence post.

102
00:04:43,813 --> 00:04:46,509
You know, you could use the
opportunity of cooking me food

103
00:04:46,582 --> 00:04:48,174
to mess with me.

104
00:04:48,251 --> 00:04:50,014
Wait a sec.

105
00:04:50,086 --> 00:04:52,213
You just gave me an idea!

106
00:04:52,288 --> 00:04:53,778
Yeah?

107
00:04:53,856 --> 00:04:55,585
Uh-oh.
Oh, look out.

108
00:04:55,658 --> 00:04:56,955
You gonna make me something
gross?

109
00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:02,522
Something spicy?

110
00:05:02,598 --> 00:05:03,860
You know I can take it.

111
00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:08,862
Ta-da!

112
00:05:08,938 --> 00:05:10,872
Meatloaf?
That's my favorite dish.

113
00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,305
Mm-hmm.

114
00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:13,865
What did you do to it?

115
00:05:13,943 --> 00:05:15,570
I assure you,
it's delicious.

116
00:05:15,645 --> 00:05:18,910
Okay, well, you're
really terrible at this.

117
00:05:20,182 --> 00:05:21,945
Yummy.

118
00:05:22,018 --> 00:05:23,451
Oh, that's just mean.

119
00:05:23,519 --> 00:05:24,952
Admit you're wrong,
and you can have

120
00:05:25,021 --> 00:05:26,454
some of this
delicious meatloaf.

121
00:05:26,522 --> 00:05:27,352
No, I'm good.

122
00:05:35,097 --> 00:05:36,894
Mmm-hmm-hmm!

123
00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:39,059
Special occasion.

124
00:05:39,135 --> 00:05:40,534
Special occasion.

125
00:05:40,603 --> 00:05:42,127
Special occasion.

126
00:05:42,204 --> 00:05:43,762
Jake, that's my
special occasion phone.

127
00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:45,739
Someone's calling me to tell me
about a special occasion.

128
00:05:45,808 --> 00:05:46,900
So?

129
00:05:46,976 --> 00:05:48,910
So, can you walk me over there?
I want to see who it is.

130
00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:49,808
Hmph.

131
00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:52,313
Special occasion.
Special occasion.

132
00:05:52,381 --> 00:05:53,575
Oh, it's
Flame Princess.

133
00:05:53,649 --> 00:05:55,173
I'll talk to her later.

134
00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:57,913
I don't want you embarrassing
me, or, uh, anything.

135
00:05:57,987 --> 00:05:59,648
Jake?

136
00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:03,256
Jake, seriously,
don't do this.

137
00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:06,489
- Tell me I win, dude.
- No, absolutely not.

138
00:06:06,562 --> 00:06:07,688
All right.

139
00:06:07,763 --> 00:06:09,355
Say goodbye to Flame Princess
thinking you're cool.

140
00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:11,764
I'm gonna embarrass the Bjork
out of you.

141
00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:13,825
Oh, hey, you came!

142
00:06:13,903 --> 00:06:16,303
I got worried 'cause you didn't
answer special occasion phone.

143
00:06:16,372 --> 00:06:19,034
- My relatives are waiting inside.
- What?

144
00:06:19,108 --> 00:06:21,303
Well, that's why I called on
special occasion phone.

145
00:06:21,377 --> 00:06:23,868
All my less-evil family members
are here for dinner.

146
00:06:23,946 --> 00:06:26,540
Come eat.

147
00:06:32,254 --> 00:06:34,848
Finn, this is my family.

148
00:06:34,924 --> 00:06:36,516
These are my two younger
brothers,

149
00:06:36,592 --> 00:06:38,822
my brother who's home
from the military,

150
00:06:38,894 --> 00:06:40,885
and my judgmental
aunt and uncle.

151
00:06:42,898 --> 00:06:43,922
Jake, whatever
you're about to do,

152
00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,695
please don't do it.

153
00:07:11,227 --> 00:07:13,525
What are you doing in front
of my family?

154
00:07:13,596 --> 00:07:16,190
Hold on, bro. Perhaps it's
a custom unknown to us.

155
00:07:16,265 --> 00:07:17,630
Nope!

156
00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:20,498
Just doing the kind of stuff
I do all the time.

157
00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:23,231
This is a nightmare come
true for me, sister.

158
00:07:26,509 --> 00:07:27,942
What are you doing?

159
00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:30,535
Don't you want to see
more?

160
00:07:30,613 --> 00:07:33,343
Oh, my Bjork!
No, I don't want to see more!

161
00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:35,907
Wait, what's that
in your mouth?

162
00:07:35,985 --> 00:07:38,510
Jake?
- Oops. Busted.

163
00:07:38,587 --> 00:07:39,952
Are you controlling Finn?

164
00:07:40,022 --> 00:07:41,489
Yeah, I'm causing
Finn pain.

165
00:07:41,557 --> 00:07:42,922
We have a bet going on.

166
00:07:42,992 --> 00:07:44,721
And you made him dance like
a baby, semi-nude,

167
00:07:44,794 --> 00:07:46,955
in front of my
family?

168
00:07:47,029 --> 00:07:49,088
Wow, that's pretty hard-core.

169
00:07:49,165 --> 00:07:50,894
What?

170
00:07:50,966 --> 00:07:52,866
Good luck, Finn.
Hope you win.

171
00:07:52,935 --> 00:07:54,926
- I will.
- Hmph!

172
00:07:58,107 --> 00:07:59,506
Hi, Lady.

173
00:08:00,509 --> 00:08:03,876
Finn!

174
00:08:03,946 --> 00:08:07,040
- I'm right here.
- Oh.

175
00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,913
'Sup?

176
00:08:08,984 --> 00:08:10,611
What's TV doing here?

177
00:08:10,686 --> 00:08:12,381
I thought all the kids
found apartments.

178
00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:16,786
That's my boy...

179
00:08:16,859 --> 00:08:19,657
mama's basement baby.

180
00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:27,167
Oh, it's this bet
we're doing.

181
00:08:27,236 --> 00:08:30,034
It's not really a bet.
It's more like a showdown.

182
00:08:30,106 --> 00:08:31,801
I'm trying to get him to admit
that it's hard

183
00:08:31,874 --> 00:08:33,603
when someone wears you
as a suit.

184
00:08:33,676 --> 00:08:35,439
How do I win the bet, Lady?

185
00:08:35,511 --> 00:08:37,308
Hey, Dad?

186
00:08:37,379 --> 00:08:39,870
Why don't you try jumping
in a volcano?

187
00:08:42,251 --> 00:08:44,116
Hmm.

188
00:08:47,123 --> 00:08:48,681
Yes!

189
00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:50,851
So, what are we
doing, bro?

190
00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:52,393
The universe is gonna have

191
00:08:52,461 --> 00:08:54,292
a full-on make-out session
with you, bro...

192
00:08:54,363 --> 00:08:56,354
I'm talking minimum
tier eight.

193
00:08:56,432 --> 00:08:58,400
Behold!

194
00:09:01,203 --> 00:09:03,865
Fire wolves?
That's your plan? Please.

195
00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,099
Oh, no, bro.

196
00:09:05,174 --> 00:09:07,608
That's just fortuitous
circumstance.

197
00:09:07,676 --> 00:09:10,577
Allow me to take advantage.

198
00:09:10,646 --> 00:09:12,409
Here, pup-pups.

199
00:09:12,481 --> 00:09:14,472
You want some kibble?
You want steak flavor?

200
00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:16,882
- Steaky-steaks?
- Aw, my kibble!

201
00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,993
How you like it, bro?
Pretty painful, huh?

202
00:09:27,062 --> 00:09:28,154
Eh, whatevs.

203
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,494
Ah, forget it.
Let's go.

204
00:09:37,673 --> 00:09:39,504
Hmm. Looks hot.

205
00:09:39,575 --> 00:09:41,167
Oh, yeah, bro.

206
00:09:41,243 --> 00:09:43,074
The pain train has arrived
at the station.

207
00:09:43,145 --> 00:09:44,874
Choo! Choo!

208
00:09:44,947 --> 00:09:46,437
I'm ready, bro!
Bring it!

209
00:09:46,515 --> 00:09:48,483
You're nothing, lava!
You're a bum!

210
00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:49,848
I can handle you!

211
00:09:49,919 --> 00:09:52,149
Look, just say, "stop,"
and you won't get burned.

212
00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:54,189
Never!

213
00:09:54,256 --> 00:09:55,314
Okay, bro.

214
00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:57,382
This'll pretty much wreck up
your whole life,

215
00:09:57,459 --> 00:09:58,323
so think about it.

216
00:09:58,394 --> 00:10:00,055
Bring it!

217
00:10:00,129 --> 00:10:01,687
Yeah, baby, feels good!
Love it!

218
00:10:01,764 --> 00:10:03,322
Loving that heat on my skull!

219
00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,959
Okay, I'm gonna lower
you some more.

220
00:10:06,035 --> 00:10:07,900
It's probably gonna cook up
your brain.

221
00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:10,530
Oh, yeah, give it to me!

222
00:10:10,606 --> 00:10:12,506
Dang, Finn is
flipping crazy.

223
00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:13,872
This isn't going to do
anything.

224
00:10:13,943 --> 00:10:15,376
He's never gonna give up.

225
00:10:17,646 --> 00:10:19,443
Aah!

226
00:10:26,322 --> 00:10:29,189
What happened?
You robbed me of the win!

227
00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:30,691
You're right, man...

228
00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:32,386
my bruises are hickeys
from the universe,

229
00:10:32,461 --> 00:10:34,361
and I should just
accept that.

230
00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:37,763
Yeah, boy!
In your face!

231
00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:39,994
Yeah, in my face.

232
00:10:46,475 --> 00:10:48,204
Yeah!

233
00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:56,078
Dang it, Finn.

234
00:11:00,222 --> 00:11:03,248
Who's ready
for rehabilitation?

235
00:11:03,325 --> 00:11:06,988
We'll start with full-body
immersion therapy.

236
00:11:09,064 --> 00:11:12,556
- No!
- Yes!

237
00:11:41,063 --> 00:11:48,054
- This party is so crazy!
- Ripped By mstoll