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No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

2
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Get away from me,
you butchers!

3
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Starchy, you have
a cold.

4
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The cure is right here.
Just let me...

5
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No!

6
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Starchy only takes magic!

7
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Oh, come on.

8
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Find me a wizard!

9
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Nurse Poundcake,
hold Starchy

10
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while I administer
the serum.

11
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What?

12
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Look, I'm a nurse and all,

13
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but my uncle
is a magic worker,

14
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and he cured my sadness
about my marriage.

15
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Listen, all magic is
is scientific principles

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presented
like mystical hoo-doo,

17
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which is fun but it's sort
of irresponsible.

18
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I got your magic right here,
okay?

19
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And razzle dazzle!
Flooby-doo!

20
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Zamabamafoo!

21
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Is that a real spell?

22
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No, I'm making fun
of spells.

23
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Princess, you're being
really disrespectful

24
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of my beliefs.

25
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That was very close-minded!

26
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Starchy, I just
want to help.

27
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All right! You want me
to go to Wizard City

28
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and get you a cold spell?

29
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You still think I'm a jerk?

30
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All right, sit tight.

31
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- How is he?
- He's still sick.

32
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Yo, that stinks!

33
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Tonight's part 3 of his
graveyard secrets workshop.

34
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Yeah, Prubs, give him
the medicon.

35
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He won't take it.

36
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He wants me to get him a cold
spell from Wizard City.

37
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- Oh, okay.
- That makes sense.

38
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Dude, you guys! Really?

39
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Yeah, I mean, magic's
probably more natchy

40
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for your body in the long run.

41
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Have you two been
to Wizard City?

42
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Nope.
"Wizards only."

43
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Wizards don't play.

44
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Trespassers get killed
mad quick, like zap-zap.

45
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Well, then what?

46
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Let's stay home.
Just kidding.

47
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All right, meet me outside
of Wizard City

48
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in your freshest
wizard johns.

49
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H-Hurry, Princess.

50
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This is it?

51
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Yeah, man, this is it.

52
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Well, what's
with the wall?

53
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Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-op!

54
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What's over there?

55
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Nothing.
Just more mountains.

56
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I think the wall knows
we're not wizards.

57
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But we can trick it,
right?

58
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How do you trick a wall?

59
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Don't know, man.
I give up.

60
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For reals?

61
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Yeah, I'm no good
at this!

62
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Unh! Oof!

63
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That was a nice try, man.

64
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Guys, hold up!

65
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I got the password from
The Ice King.

66
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Apparently, the barrier
only responds

67
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to the voice of real wizards.

68
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No way! I'm no rat!

69
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I am bound by the sacred trust
of esoteric knowledge!

70
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Say the password, Ice King!

71
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You think I'll just
hand you the keys to the city?

72
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I'd rather die.

73
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Say the password.

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Ow! My pinky!

75
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Ow.

76
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Thank you.

77
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You know, no one has touched me
in months.

78
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Could you touch me again?

79
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Password! Now!

80
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Ow! Ohh! Ohh!

81
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"Wizards Rule!"

82
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The password
is "wizards rule!"

83
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Aah

84
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Whoa.
Powerful magicks.

85
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Pshh!
It's a vocal registry

86
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rigged to a vibration modulator.

87
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The wall's still there.

88
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It's just the density's
all wobbled.

89
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Boo.

90
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Um... that's what
it is, Jake.

91
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All right,
what am I, then?

92
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This don't look like
magic to you?

93
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It looks like
a mutation.

94
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Boring.

95
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Yeah, right.

96
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Just 'cause I know
my shnoz...

97
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Look at these dopes.

98
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Half of these spells are
all working

99
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on entanglement principles.

100
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"Entanglement" is a spell

101
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where you get trapped
in tree roots,

102
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and sometimes they
spike out and hook your flesh,

103
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and you got to be like,
"My body is clay.

104
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My spirit feels no pain."

105
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Then you chop your way out
and kill the wizard!

106
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That's not what
I meant, but whatevs.

107
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Where's this magic shop?

108
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These signs are weird.
Let's ask somebody.

109
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Hey, dudes.
Yo, where's the...

110
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Stand back, citizen.

111
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Yeesh. Okay.
Who are these guys?

112
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They're like the city popo or something.

113
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Stranson Doughblow,
you are guilty

114
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of impersonating a wizard,
as well as purchasing magic items

115
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from Ron James' Spell Palace.

116
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Bingo.

117
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Wait!
I know some coin tricks.

118
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The sentence is...

119
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Whoa!

120
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- Oh, my shrah!
- Come on.

121
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You saw that, right?

122
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Welcome, brothers!

123
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Sorry about that biz outside.

124
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Ha ha ha!

125
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Oh, what a silly non-magic user,
right?

126
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All right, bros.

127
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Ronny James got mad spells for
wizards of all E.X. P.S.

128
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No need for memorization,
incantation,

129
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or hard-to-find bularoo.

130
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Just rip one of these
babies open,

131
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and you'll be like,
"Ta-da!"

132
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We got a bottle-returns program
and all that shwazaa.

133
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So, wha-za?

134
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We need a spell
for the cold.

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Heck, yeah, brah.

136
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I got something.

137
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Whoof!

138
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This baby right here...
right here?

139
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This is what you want,
brothers.

140
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- How's it work?
- It works by magic.

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It's a spell.
- Dude...

142
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What? I'm curious.
So, what's in it?

143
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It's my secret
brew, dog.

144
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So you want to sell me a product
with no information?

145
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It's a cold spell.

146
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Made from what?

147
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Magic.

148
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What's the magic
made out of, dingdong?

149
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- Y'all is fakes!
- No, wait!

150
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Bam!

151
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You're busted!

152
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Yoink!

153
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Aah!

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Dang.

155
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- Hey, Jake?
- What?

156
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Is P. B. Straight-up
naked right now?

157
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Dude, don't make me
feel any more awkward

158
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than I already do!

159
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Dang!
It's a dead end!

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- Abracadaniel!
- Huh? Do I know you?

161
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Dude, it's me... Finn!
Quick, let us in!

162
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Oh, guys, I don't know.
That's not my place.

163
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I just work here and I...
- Please!

164
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- Come on, man!
- Shush!

165
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on!

166
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Shoop!

167
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Yeah, when the lamb comes back,

168
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laser wizard puts him
on the altar.

169
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And then I extract
his forehead, right, Bufo?

170
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Ooh.

171
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Right, yeah.
That's the plan...

172
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What the blutt,
Abracadaniel?

173
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What part of "Secret Society"
don't you understand?

174
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We don't want trouble!

175
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Just let us rest
for a bit.

176
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Oh, we gonna put you
to rest... for good!

177
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You are guilty of harboring
non-magic users!

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- Barrier!
- We need an exit!

179
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Oh, boy.

180
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That's what you get
for asking a magician

181
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about his
tricks, P. B.!

182
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Ghosts of the Warp Plane,

183
00:07:28,654 --> 00:07:31,987
grant us passage
into your realm.

184
00:07:32,058 --> 00:07:33,423
Hey, guys, wait for me!

185
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Shush!

186
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Whoa!

187
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Receive your just punishment!

188
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No!
As ruler of the Candy Kingdom,

189
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I demand parley

190
00:07:43,603 --> 00:07:46,299
with
the Grand Master Wizard!

191
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Princess Bubblegum!

192
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For shame.

193
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And I'm very disappointed
in you, Abracadaniel.

194
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However, Princess,
since you have always been

195
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a dear friend
to the wizard community,

196
00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:03,181
just say "wizards rule"

197
00:08:03,255 --> 00:08:05,416
and you're all free to go.

198
00:08:05,491 --> 00:08:06,958
Wha? Really?

199
00:08:07,026 --> 00:08:07,958
Mmm?

200
00:08:08,027 --> 00:08:10,222
- Psst! Wizards rule!
- No!

201
00:08:10,296 --> 00:08:11,354
Oh!

202
00:08:11,430 --> 00:08:13,864
All magic is
science!

203
00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:15,628
You just don't
know what you're doing,

204
00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:17,134
so you call it magic!

205
00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:20,172
And, well,
it's ridiculous.

206
00:08:20,239 --> 00:08:22,833
Wizard prison!
All of you!

207
00:08:22,908 --> 00:08:24,899
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

208
00:08:26,912 --> 00:08:28,903
Ridiculous, huh?

209
00:08:32,752 --> 00:08:33,844
This isn't happening!

210
00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:35,511
- Ho!
- Ouch!

211
00:08:35,588 --> 00:08:38,751
Would you look at that?

212
00:08:38,824 --> 00:08:43,420
Somebody better start crying
into my hand.

213
00:08:43,496 --> 00:08:45,259
Ugh! That's sick!

214
00:08:45,331 --> 00:08:47,026
You're right. I'm so ashamed.

215
00:08:47,099 --> 00:08:48,623
Ugh!

216
00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:50,635
Ouch!

217
00:08:50,703 --> 00:08:52,534
Come on! Move it!

218
00:08:52,605 --> 00:08:54,436
You two... in here!

219
00:08:54,507 --> 00:08:58,876
I got cells upstairs
for Princess and Milkface.

220
00:09:01,213 --> 00:09:03,943
I got traumatized by those
underpanties.

221
00:09:04,016 --> 00:09:05,210
This sucks.

222
00:09:05,284 --> 00:09:07,514
Hey, let's count
the days.

223
00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:09,554
One.

224
00:09:09,622 --> 00:09:11,522
Hey, P. B., are you
okay?

225
00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:12,921
Yeah, I'm okay.

226
00:09:12,992 --> 00:09:14,823
Sleep tight, Princess!

227
00:09:14,894 --> 00:09:16,418
Good night.

228
00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:18,486
Stupid wizards...

229
00:09:23,769 --> 00:09:25,760
Two!

230
00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:30,972
P. B.! Over here!

231
00:09:32,878 --> 00:09:34,072
Unh!

232
00:09:34,146 --> 00:09:35,613
Whoa!

233
00:09:35,681 --> 00:09:38,946
Bubblegum, I hereby
challenge you

234
00:09:39,018 --> 00:09:41,680
to an honorable prison stabbing

235
00:09:41,754 --> 00:09:42,880
to the death!

236
00:09:42,955 --> 00:09:44,582
Bring it on.

237
00:09:44,657 --> 00:09:46,318
What?
Are you two crazy?

238
00:09:46,392 --> 00:09:48,417
I've had it
with you silly wizards!

239
00:09:48,494 --> 00:09:50,428
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

240
00:09:50,496 --> 00:09:51,986
Fight! Fight!

241
00:09:52,064 --> 00:09:54,794
Jake, we have to do
something.

242
00:09:58,738 --> 00:10:01,571
Raaah!

243
00:10:05,077 --> 00:10:06,601
We need to get out
of this.

244
00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:09,273
Yeah, we still got to heal
the snuffins out of Starchy

245
00:10:09,348 --> 00:10:11,441
with this little baby here.

246
00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:13,542
All this for a cold
spell.

247
00:10:13,619 --> 00:10:15,814
What the...
ice?

248
00:10:15,888 --> 00:10:16,855
Hmm.

249
00:10:16,922 --> 00:10:19,584
Hey, Milkface isn't dead.

250
00:10:19,658 --> 00:10:23,025
Strike me down
and restore my honor.

251
00:10:23,095 --> 00:10:24,187
No!

252
00:10:24,263 --> 00:10:25,855
Sorry, but you have
to kill him.

253
00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:28,866
Otherwise, we'll kill
all of yous two both.

254
00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:31,425
- Peebs! Incoming!
- What?

255
00:10:31,504 --> 00:10:33,665
It's a cold spell,
not a cold spell.

256
00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:37,231
Prisoner, drop that
contraband magic!

257
00:10:39,278 --> 00:10:42,145
- Whoa!
- Get down!

258
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,513
Your magicks are
powerful, P. B.

259
00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:49,179
Okay.
Let's get out of here.

260
00:10:52,024 --> 00:10:53,355
Poor Starchy.

261
00:10:53,425 --> 00:10:55,120
All that trouble and we couldn't
get any magic for him.

262
00:10:55,194 --> 00:10:57,788
Hmm.
I've got an idea.

263
00:10:58,964 --> 00:11:01,057
Woo-oo-oo-oo!

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Eh? Finally!
Healing magic.

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Oh, I can feel it!

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No!

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Rubel-dubel
dingel-dongel... pffrt!

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- This party is so crazy!
- Ripped By mstoll