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Nice.

2
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Little bird family on vacay.

3
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Daddy's got the mad-beautiful
tail feathers.

4
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Mommy's taking up the rear
all plain-Jane styles.

5
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Glad I get
to date a beautiful Rainicorn...

6
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not some nasty bird.

7
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Hey!
Don't be talking trash!

8
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Our ladies are beautiful
on the inside, you creep!

9
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All lady birds around
the whole world

10
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are beautiful on the inside?

11
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- Yes.
- Fair enough.

12
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Special delivery
for Jake the Dog.

13
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Cool. Thanks.

14
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Hmm.
"Urgent."

15
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Hold still, BMO!

16
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Ouch!
I hurt my butt sledding.

17
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Oh, dang.
Sorry, BMO.

18
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Cool, man!
I'm excited!

19
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What the heck
am I looking at?

20
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Jake Jr?

21
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What's going on here?

22
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Jake the Dog, we have your daughter.

23
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She is safe for now.

24
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What do you want
from me?

25
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We need you to reassemble
your old team

26
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Gareth, A.K.A.
The Lady Master...

27
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The Flying Lettuce Brothers,

28
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notorious conmen
impressionists...

29
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and your old friend Tiffany.

30
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Globbit.

31
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You will need them to break
into the royal candy vault

32
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and steal this.

33
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The baker's shard...

34
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the purest source of sugar
in the known regions.

35
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You are the only master thief
with the skills to swipe it.

36
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You have until midnight
to make the drop.

37
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Tell anyone,
and Jake Jr. Gets it.

38
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BMO...
destroy the tape.

39
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Are we on the level,
BMO?

40
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I ain't no clown-town snitch,
baby.

41
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I don't want Finn
hearing about this.

42
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All right.

43
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Oh, Brunard, are you sure?

44
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Yeah, babe.

45
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I'm totally famous,
and you love me.

46
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W-What's happening?
What am I feeling now?

47
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You are under the spell
of my face.

48
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I got you, girl,
in my face trap,

49
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and you love it.

50
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I... do.

51
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Brunard,
don't ever leave me.

52
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I'll give you everything...

53
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my fabrics,
my dress patterns,

54
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my marbles,
my social standing.

55
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Whoops! I gotta go.
Laters!

56
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Dine and dash? I saw that!

57
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- Hey, boss, I wanted to...
- Shut up, Tonya.

58
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I gotta see my ex-wife!

59
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Ohh.

60
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Hello.
Squeezy Mart.

61
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Tonya, this is your boss!

62
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Wait.
You were just here.

63
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Yeah! Now I'm on the phone,
stupid!

64
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Hey, do you think
I could leave early?

65
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I'm, like, depressed.

66
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What you could do is take all
the money out of the register

67
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and give it to the two guys
out back by the dumpster!

68
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Okay.

69
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Then can I go?
- Yes.

70
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Here you go, dudes.

71
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Thanks, man.

72
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- Peace.
- Goodbye, fair lad.

73
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The master returns!

74
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Well, well.

75
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From the shadows of dream,
the dog wakes to find its...

76
00:04:04,234 --> 00:04:05,258
uh...

77
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the dog wakes
to find its mangy tail

78
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flopping in the dust
like a fish in a tree.

79
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That fish is me...
Tiffany!

80
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I'm coming, Jake!

81
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I'm coming!

82
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Hi, guys.

83
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Were you waiting for me
in the dark?

84
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Tiffany wouldn't let us
turn them on.

85
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Never mind that!
The real question is...

86
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what's that slo-mo Finn
know about this?

87
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Hey, BMO, where's Jake?

88
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Jake got back
with his old gang

89
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and is going to rob
the Candy Kingdom.

90
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Okay, BMO.

91
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You want to join
my primitive noise band?

92
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Huhhhh?

93
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No.
I like organized sound.

94
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Pshh!

95
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La-la-la!
Whoo!

96
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Nah, BMO's covering
for me.

97
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So, what's the deal, Jake?

98
00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,358
Yeah, why'd you
call us back?

99
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I got a job
for you guys.

100
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One last score...
the big one.

101
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The baker's shard?

102
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Are you for real, man?

103
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Hey, that's crazy, Jake.

104
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We always said,
"play it safe."

105
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Can't you see, guys?
He's desperate.

106
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Somebody got to him
'cause he's soft now.

107
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What the...
pshh!

108
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Tiffany!
I'm the same Jake!

109
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I just stopped stealing,
mostly.

110
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Because when you get older,

111
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you're supposed to get into
other stuff,

112
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like graphic design
or pottery.

113
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It's called "growing up"!

114
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I don't wanna do poetry...
I mean, pottery.

115
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Dude! Are you guys
on board or what?

116
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You really got something
better to do?

117
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Really?
I know you don't, Tiffany!

118
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Glom you, Jake.

119
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How are we gonna split
the baker's shard?

120
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We ain't keeping it.

121
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I'm passing the shard off
to a mystery dude.

122
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What the?

123
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The dude has my kid.

124
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My little Jake Jr.

125
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I'm in.

126
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We're in.

127
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I know that vault
inside and out...

128
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every guard rotation,

129
00:06:05,488 --> 00:06:07,581
every camera,
every deadly trap.

130
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And that safe is
locked up so tight,

131
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it makes me wanna
spit out my guts

132
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and cry about it.

133
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Do you even have a plan,
Jake?

134
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I have the first part.

135
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Okay, let's freakin' do this!

136
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Captain, the milk delivery
has arrived.

137
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Well, check them in,
Private.

138
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Yes, sir.

139
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And, Private,
I'm very thirsty.

140
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Bring me back the most delicious
flavor they have.

141
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Yes, sir!

142
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Huh?

143
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Now, what in the heck?

144
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I'm back with your milk, sir.

145
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What flavor did you bring me,
private?

146
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Banana, sir!

147
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- What?
- Banana milk!

148
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Blagh! No!

149
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The forbidden flavor!

150
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It's...
delicious.

151
00:07:02,979 --> 00:07:05,607
It's... it's... it's...

152
00:07:05,681 --> 00:07:08,047
It's delicious!

153
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Attention, all guards!

154
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You are directed to report
immediately to the courtyard

155
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for special training!

156
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Okay, do your thing,
man.

157
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Just like old times,
right, Jake?

158
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When we were blood,
we'd follow each other

159
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into the jaws of death
on a pale horse.

160
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Not now, Tiffany.
Come on!

161
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Ugh!

162
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Today, we'll be working on
our battle "keeyahs."

163
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Okay, men! Sound off!

164
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All right, soldiers, time to
shred those pipes!

165
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I wanna hear you scream!

166
00:08:04,874 --> 00:08:07,741
Louder! Push it hard!

167
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The baker's shard is on
the other side of that...

168
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the corridor
of a thousand deaths.

169
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Whoa!

170
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Whoa!

171
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Whoa!

172
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Yow!

173
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Wow!

174
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Whoa!

175
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Whew!
I did it!

176
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For Jake Jr.!

177
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Stop right there.

178
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You!
Where's my daughter?

179
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Throw me the bakers shard,

180
00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:02,620
and I'll let her go.

181
00:09:02,698 --> 00:09:04,825
Yeah, right!
That's super-dumb!

182
00:09:04,901 --> 00:09:07,165
Daddy! Please do what he says!

183
00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:08,897
Hang on, sweetie!

184
00:09:08,971 --> 00:09:11,599
Ungh!

185
00:09:11,674 --> 00:09:13,665
Thank you for saving me...

186
00:09:13,743 --> 00:09:14,801
Daddy!

187
00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:19,345
You dirty...

188
00:09:19,415 --> 00:09:21,349
Now...

189
00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,317
uh...

190
00:09:23,386 --> 00:09:25,684
I'm the dog,
and you're the tail!

191
00:09:25,755 --> 00:09:29,623
Now you chase me!
You chase my dreams!

192
00:09:32,662 --> 00:09:35,722
Alert. Security breach.
Alert.

193
00:09:45,474 --> 00:09:48,375
Jake Jr.!

194
00:09:57,253 --> 00:09:59,881
Oh, crud!
Jake! I love you!

195
00:09:59,956 --> 00:10:01,287
I love yo-o-o-o-u!

196
00:10:01,357 --> 00:10:04,292
Shut it, Tiffany!
Give me my daughter!

197
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,157
Ta-da!

198
00:10:06,228 --> 00:10:08,458
I totally double-crossed you!

199
00:10:08,531 --> 00:10:12,627
Jake Jr?
What the puke, girl?

200
00:10:12,702 --> 00:10:14,033
Let's get out of here!

201
00:10:17,707 --> 00:10:19,971
What the funky fresh,
honey?

202
00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:22,010
I just wanted to be
like you.

203
00:10:22,078 --> 00:10:25,070
Mom told me stories
about when you did crimes.

204
00:10:25,147 --> 00:10:27,081
That was a long time ago...

205
00:10:27,149 --> 00:10:29,276
before I knew it was
wrong!

206
00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:31,547
I thought you'd be
proud of me.

207
00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:36,089
I am.

208
00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:38,752
I couldn't have done that
when I was your age.

209
00:10:38,828 --> 00:10:41,319
I age fast, remember?
I'm 22!

210
00:10:41,397 --> 00:10:43,490
Right.
I keep forgetting maths.

211
00:10:43,566 --> 00:10:45,557
What are you gonna do
about the old crew?

212
00:10:45,635 --> 00:10:47,660
Finn and I will bust
their apples tomorrow.

213
00:10:47,737 --> 00:10:49,295
Or maybe the banana guards
will get 'em.

214
00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:53,274
Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!

215
00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,207
Come on.
I'll take you home now.

216
00:10:55,277 --> 00:10:58,337
- I love you, pops.
- I love you, too.

217
00:10:58,414 --> 00:11:00,575
Don't stinkin' do this
to me again.

218
00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:03,483
I'm old and fat. I'll probably
have a heart attack.

219
00:11:03,552 --> 00:11:04,814
Okay.

220
00:11:04,887 --> 00:11:06,081
Wait a minute!

221
00:11:06,155 --> 00:11:08,646
You're doing a long con
right now, aren't you?

222
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:10,248
No.

223
00:11:10,326 --> 00:11:11,258
Yes.

224
00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:12,487
Now I'm really proud of you!