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Mlwa mlwa mlwalla.

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Mlwa mlwa, Lord Ogdoad.

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Master of Level 8 Shadow World.

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The willing vessel issues
forth its pure essence.

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Ah. Heh heh.

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Nom nom nom nom.

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You must overtake the vessel as
night must overtake the day.

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By your very nature,
you cannot deny my will!

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Hello.
What jazz is this?

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Peppermint Butler?

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That's the last straw!

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I will fill you with the shadow
of a thousand brown portals!

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Oh, no, Ogdoad.

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You are mine.

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Peanut Butler!

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Peppermint Butler!

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Cease these dark magic
activities!

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Hey!
Let me go first!

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I got stuff to do today!

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What did you do that for?

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You neglect your duties
to the Princess.

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She has been in her
lab for nine weeks.

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She needs to get out,
socialize.

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Look... her suitors.

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Her faithful suitors,
waiting for a chance to

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share her burdens.

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No, man.

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She won't date those old bags.

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You must try.

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The Candy Kingdom worries
for its leader,

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and it worries for you,
Dark One.

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All right, you guys.

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All you guys are gross.

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How long have you been waiting
to court the Princess?

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87 years

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120 years!

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I'm Gerald.

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Geez!

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How long have you
been here, Crusty?

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300 years.
So what?

41
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It's not too late,
right, boys?

42
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It's not too late!

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Take me on a date!

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It's my right!

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Princess all night!

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Shoosh!
What's your deal?

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I'm Braco, and I was born to
court the Princess Bubblegum.

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How old are you?

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21 years.

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I inherited my father's place
in line after his ascension.

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Hey!

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And you want to
court the Princess?

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Yes.

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My heart instructs me so.

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All right, buddy.

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I'm giving you a shot.

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It won't be easy
I was born for this.

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Love will win on this day.

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Sounds good, man.

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Prubs!

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Hey, what?

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Pff! Who's that?

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This is Braco.

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Son of Logan,
who was begat by Hobus.

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Okay. Yeah?

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I want to take you...

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on a date.

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Thank you, Braco.

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That's very sweet,
but no.

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Princess, this lab reeks
like brown mist!

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It's unhealthy.

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You've got to get outside
and do some research on boys!

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That is way out
of line, Peps,

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and you guys are
donking up my research!

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Hello! Donk! Donk!

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Princess, I love you!

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I-I love you so
much it hurts!

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The pain... it...

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Uhh.

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Hmm.

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What you're feeling
is called infatuation.

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The pain is a product of you
over-valuing a projected,

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imaginary relationship with me.

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No, Princess.

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What I feel is real.

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Meet me in the garden tonight
and unlock the mystery of

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m-e-e-e-e-e-e!

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Braco!

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Come to me tonight!

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Okay, Braco.

91
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But just for research,
all right?

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Yes, Princess!

93
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Good job, man!

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You take it from here!

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Yo, who's that with PB?

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That's that Braco guy.

97
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Are they on a date?

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- No, Bro.
The Princess don't date.

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Ah, look!

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A miracle of nature like you.

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Now hand it to me.

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Hmm.

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Okay, I have what
I need for now.

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Uh-huh.

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Ca-caw!

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N-nope. No.

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No tears for Braco.

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What did she say?

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"I have what
I need for now."

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So she will see me again!

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I shall not falter, Papa!

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Dear personal diary,
in a consequence of my

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latest romantic misfortune,

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I decided to consult the man who
knew best about her majesty.

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Father's father.

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Amongst his most dearest
possessions,

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he kept a book containing every
secret of seduction through

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superficiality.

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The art of peacocking.

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Hi, Braco.

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Nice... hat.

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I know. Right?

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Heh heh heh.

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I am peacocking you to
rally your attention.

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Mm-hmm.

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Um, so, what's
that on your head?

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My crown.

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Oh.

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Uhh...

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Hmm.

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Princess!

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Dear personal diary...

133
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I am in terrible pain.

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

135
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Uhhhhhhh!

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She is in her castle somewhere.

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A lonely heart.
Do not fear, Princess.

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I won't let you down.

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Princess,
Finn and Jake are here, as requested.

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Hey, guys!

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Hey, PB. What's up?

142
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This is a soul stone.

143
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I need one for something
I'm working on.

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Of course, it's really rare,
but my scanners found one.

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It's in the vapor swamps.

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I printed a map with
all the detail.

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PB, who's the new guy?

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- What?
- Hey, man.

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Oh.
That's Braco...

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a suitor of mine.

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Oh.

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Cool.

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That's cool.
You're dating.

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That's cool.

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See ya, Princess.

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What'd you think
of that Braco guy?

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I mean, he seems kind of weird
and passive and baby lambish

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and too unheroic for Peebs.

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And then I smashed
that peach!

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Jake and Finn,
I seek your aid.

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I need to ask
you for that map,

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therewith I could bring
the soul stone to Bubblegum.

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Then she'll love me!

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That road you're
on leads to nowhere.

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Oh! Oh!

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Thank you!

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Huu-ah!

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This is as far as I go.

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Hurry, man! Get off!

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Oh!

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Hey, I see you!

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Oddsbodikins!

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Uhhh!

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The soul stone.

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This journey has
come to an end.

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Ooh!

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You broke my hands!

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Ugh!

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Stop!

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The beast! The beast!

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Why have you stolen
my treasure, boy?

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For the one I love.

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Huh.

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Take the stone.

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Hmm.

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Guess who.

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Braco?

188
00:08:02,061 --> 00:08:03,756
Uhh! What happened to you?

189
00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:06,196
Oh, look.
Can it be?

190
00:08:06,265 --> 00:08:07,857
It's a soul stone!

191
00:08:07,934 --> 00:08:09,595
Oh. Y-yeah.

192
00:08:09,669 --> 00:08:11,762
Sorry, but I don't
need that anymore.

193
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I just finished programming a
proper simulation of a soul.

194
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In fact, this is much easier
to manipulate than a real one.

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Braco?

196
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Hmm.

197
00:08:30,056 --> 00:08:32,320
Why won't she love me?

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Set me free,
you tranch!

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Give me the key to
the shadow realm!

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Uhhh!

201
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You said you were
going to handle this.

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You are doing a bad job.

203
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All right. I got this.

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Peace.

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What's up, man?

206
00:08:49,509 --> 00:08:50,635
PB's not into you?

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Yeah, man.

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I'm throwing in the towel.

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Whoa. Come on.

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PB's a tough nut,
but don't drip out.

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Then you must help me...

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to crack the nut.

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00:09:00,052 --> 00:09:01,747
No problem, man.

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00:09:01,821 --> 00:09:03,118
We'll use magic.

215
00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:04,986
Shadow demon magic!

216
00:09:05,057 --> 00:09:06,149
Say what?

217
00:09:06,225 --> 00:09:08,216
For your freedom,
a spell.

218
00:09:08,294 --> 00:09:09,625
Yes?

219
00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:12,858
Make this man-noodle Braco
into a walking love magnet!

220
00:09:15,001 --> 00:09:16,832
This I can do.

221
00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:19,463
But can you pay the price,
Braco?

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00:09:19,539 --> 00:09:21,564
The price is your
freedom, man.

223
00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:24,974
This price lies outside
of our arrangement.

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To receive, you must pay.

225
00:09:27,079 --> 00:09:28,774
Hmm. All right.

226
00:09:28,848 --> 00:09:30,372
Well,
maybe no dark magic.

227
00:09:30,449 --> 00:09:32,246
I'll pay any
price for love!

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00:09:33,619 --> 00:09:34,586
Swazaa!

229
00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:36,121
Aaahhh!

230
00:09:36,188 --> 00:09:37,246
Release!

231
00:09:37,323 --> 00:09:39,587
Who's that? What?

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00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:40,489
Raarghh!

233
00:09:42,995 --> 00:09:45,020
Am I a walking love magnet?

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00:09:45,097 --> 00:09:47,065
Well, you paid the price,
no doubt.

235
00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,794
And I want to
have your babies.

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00:09:48,868 --> 00:09:50,199
To the Princess then!

237
00:09:50,269 --> 00:09:51,099
Yo, wait!

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00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,797
What about me?

239
00:09:52,872 --> 00:09:54,806
And what's your
number-one priority?

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To find someone special
to share my life with.

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00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:58,170
Awesome.

242
00:09:59,278 --> 00:10:00,711
You ready to go
on some dates?

243
00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:01,769
Uh, yeah.

244
00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:03,041
Who should I date?

245
00:10:03,115 --> 00:10:05,379
There's a guy named
Braco who's really nice.

246
00:10:05,451 --> 00:10:07,214
Ooh. Where is he?

247
00:10:07,286 --> 00:10:08,446
I'm here!

248
00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:09,579
Braco?

249
00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:10,713
What happened to you?

250
00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:12,382
I paid the price for love.

251
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,550
Was it worth it?

252
00:10:13,626 --> 00:10:14,820
Do you love me?

253
00:10:14,894 --> 00:10:16,088
Yes, I love you.

254
00:10:16,162 --> 00:10:17,390
Then marry me!

255
00:10:17,463 --> 00:10:20,296
We'll travel the world,
have adventures,

256
00:10:20,366 --> 00:10:23,733
make the babes,
get fat and weird,

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00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:26,795
and float up to 50th
dead world, right?

258
00:10:26,872 --> 00:10:28,430
Oh, Braco.

259
00:10:28,507 --> 00:10:30,702
I don't want
any of that mess.

260
00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:33,836
I do love you, but it's
the undifferentiated love

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00:10:33,913 --> 00:10:36,108
I feel for all
candy citizens.

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00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:39,811
I couldn't permit one of my
citizens to suffer the way

263
00:10:39,885 --> 00:10:42,217
I saw you
suffering over me.

264
00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:44,119
And so I made you this.

265
00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:46,522
Meet my doppleganger...
Pbot.

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00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,784
Uh, this feels super-wrong.

267
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,193
Oh, Braco!

268
00:10:52,531 --> 00:10:54,431
Let's get out of
this smelly lab.

269
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,694
Okay!

270
00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:58,397
Thank you, Princess!

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00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:00,598
Whoo!

272
00:11:00,673 --> 00:11:02,470
You're welcome, my love.

273
00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:03,439
Where is he?

274
00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,703
Where's Braco?

275
00:11:04,777 --> 00:11:06,210
I let him go, Peps.

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I knew he couldn't
be happy without me,

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so I built him
a robo-wife!

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You should have
given him to me!

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- This party is so crazy!
- Ripped By mstoll