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Puppies! Puppies! Puppies!

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Hey, Jake.
Hey, Lady.

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We came to see
your new pups.

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Puppies!

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Hey, dudes.
They're still pretty sleepy.

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Sleepy little sweeties.

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Pups, meet everybody.
- Yes!

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And this sweet little lady
is Jake Jr.

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Aww!

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Oh. That's a butt.

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Pre-e-e-e-tty cute.

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Finn... I love all my little
babies so much.

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I'm not gonna let anything
happen to them.

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Dude, real talk...

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are you worried about
being a dad?

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No way.

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Check this out.

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Thanks, honey.

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It's "Mom's Manual for
Raising Beautiful Children."

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Aw, dude... mom!

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She would have been so proud
to see you and your pups.

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Look! Look!

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Aw, BMO!

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When's the last time
you washed your controller?

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Ugh!

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Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

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We were just wrestling.
Cool-uncle wrestling.

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Uh...

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l-l-I think it's getting
kind of late.

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Um, puppies need sleep.

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Okay.

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Uh, Finn...

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you should go home.

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I'm gonna... live with Lady
and the pups from now on.

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I'm a dad now.
It's a pretty big whoop.

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Oh.

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Psst! Who wants to play
video games?

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Yeah, okay.
I guess we'll take off.

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We'll hang out soon.

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Aw, no prob, Bob.

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Heh. Congrats again.

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I'll be right back.

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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

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I'm gonna be
the best dad ever.

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Breakfast time.

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Sorry, honey.
I'm on guard duty.

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You're sleeping for both
of us tonight.

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Breakfast ideas for pups.

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Recipe for French toast.
Ingredients

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Butter, three large eggs,

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a wide dash of vanilla, milk,

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10 slices of bread
white, brown,

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multigrain,
or country loaf.

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In a large mixing bowl,
crack the eggs

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and whisk the milk,
vanilla, and...

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Hmm.

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all eggs and honey.

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When your consistency is
satisfactory,

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set mixture aside.

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Dip bread into mixture
and soak bread thoroughly.

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Ha ha!
Kind of like a dead person.

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Sauté your eggsoaked bread
slices until

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They're just asleep.
It's okay.

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You got to be a tough...

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a tough dad.

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Aaaaaaaaah!
The puppies aren't moving!

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Perform CPR!
They might be dead!

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Saved 'em.
Mom's Manual knows best.

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You guys are getting big.

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Okay.

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Excuse me.

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Mom's manual suggested
I read you guys a story.

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This was your daddy's
favorite book

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when he was cute,
like you.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm... hmm.

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"There once were
five little babies

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who were very cute
and very chubby.

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One day, they met a fox.

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'I'm so hungry

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that there must be
something wrong

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with my stomach,'
said the baby-eating fox.

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'Will one of you babies
be so kind

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as to look inside my belly
and see what's wrong? '

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'We all will! '
Said the babies,

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who were as helpful
as they were chubby."

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This is a lot darker
than I remember!

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Um... gimme a sec.

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Is this appropriate
for babies?

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Get that book out of here!

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Yeah, okay.

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Sorry, sweeties.
Mom's Manual says no.

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Take them out
for fresh air, huh?

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There... there might be
a giant fox out there.

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Or some...
some other predator.

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Hey!

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This is not for babies!

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Hey. Free book.

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H-Hey, everybody, look.

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Look at this book I found
about eating babies.

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Huh?
A book about eating babies?

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They just sit there
while you eat them.

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Whoa! Eatin' babies.

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Wow.

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Why haven't we been eating
babies this whole time?

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I don't know, but I'm going
to go eat one right now.

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Yeah!

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Let's eat some babies!

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Okay, everyone, your mom
wanted me to take y'all outside.

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Unh-unh-unh.
Be careful.

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No, Charlie. No!

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Too much germs, you know?

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Everybody stick
together and don't do anything.

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And we can all...

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take a... nap.

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Then...

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaah!

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Oh, my gloob!
No-o-o-o-o!

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N-o-o-o-o!

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It's every parent's worst
nightmare!

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No! No! No!
Put that down!

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Get off of there!
Aah! Come back!

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Wait! T. V!
You're gonna hurt yourself!

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Charlie, no!

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Viola, wait!

128
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Hey, Lady.

129
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These puppies are really
wearing me out, you know?

130
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I can hardly
keep my eyes open.

131
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No, no. It's... it's all
in the manual.

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You see, it's...

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It's...

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Is that a baby?

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He doesn't... look right.

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Why is he so sweaty?

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And hairy?

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Look, fellas, there's never
gonna be a perfect baby.

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Times like this, you just
gotta dive right in.

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Coochie-coochie-coo!

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What the...

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What are you doing?
Let me go!

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Hold on. Hold on a minute.

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Just... just lemme...

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Y'all better watch out.

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Huh?

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Puppies?

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What are you doing?
Go back inside!

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The Manual's gonna flip!

150
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Dad, the manual's
a bunch of junk!

151
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Just give us a chance!

152
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Jake Jr., you said your
first words...

153
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"The Manual's
a bunch of junk!"

154
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The Manual's a bunch
of junk?

155
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Hmm.

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Ohh!
Stay back, Jakey.

157
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My Manual says
it's too dangerous.

158
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Mom, your manual's
a bunch of junk!

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Look what I can do!
Ha ha!

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Oh... dear... glob.

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I'm sorry for being such
a little stinker, kids.

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Come on and show the old man
what you got.

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Whoa! What the...

164
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W-W-W-W-Whoa!

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You see, Dad?
We flippin' crushed it.

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Crushed it!

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You did.

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I'm super-proud, y'all.

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And I'm duper-sorry, too.

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I've been trying to make you
know about safety

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without actually learning
about safety the way I did...

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by not listening to my mom

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when that snake jumped out of
the policeman's boom box.

174
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Yup. I've been trying to make them
know about safety

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without actually learning about
safety the way I did...

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by not listening to my mom

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when that snake jumped out of
the policeman's boom box.

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Hey, guys. I'm back.

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Is everything okay?

180
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Did you ruin it?

181
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Nah, nah. It's cool.

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It turns out the pups can pretty
much take care of themselves.

183
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They don't really
need me around.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

185
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I guess Rainicorns age
really fast.

186
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They're basically, like,
older than me already.

187
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Kil Whan has a beard now.

188
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- Oh.
- Ah, it's okay.

189
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I've got a slammin' family
right here, too.

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Plus, all my stuff is here.