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Ripped By mstoll

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Hey, Jake.

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Do you think you should date
someone just like you

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or someone who's, like,
your opposite?

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I don't know.

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I'm the first come,
first serve kind of guy.

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Get in line, ladies.

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This Rainicorn thing
can't last forever.

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I didn't mean that.

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Don't spread that around.
- So it's not good...

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to weigh somebody's qualities
against your own?

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Well, no.

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I mean, if you feel something,
you feel something.

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It's not about personality
matrixels and charts,

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it's all about the b-bumps
in your heart.

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You can't stop
the pumps and bumps.

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Pumps and bumps!
Pumps and bumps!

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All right, well, what
about BMO and Ice King?

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What about them?

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Would they make
a good couple?

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Whoa! Wait!
Did BMO say something to you?

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No, no, no.

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Oh, I see.
You're being weird.

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It's not that weird.
Come on.

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Do what thou swill be
the whole piece of log.

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BMO and Ice King?

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Yeah!

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I'm not coming back.

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You're creeping me out.

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I'm just thinking out loud.
What, can't think out loud?

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Oh, is that what
you're doing?

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Yeah, man.
Geez, don't be judgy.

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- I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.

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How can you know that?

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I can hear it
in your tone.

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You can?

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Yeah, wise guy.

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Hey, what's that on
your pants?

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What? Not again!

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Oh. I don't know.

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Whoa, look.
- Crazy.

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Careful, dude.

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What the...

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What the heck?
Are they alive?

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Hey, are you guys
alive?

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I don't know, man.

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I think they're some kind of
magic toy.

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Maybe it's black magic.

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Maybe we shouldn't
mess with them.

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No, man, look.
That's you!

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You're totally shredding
on the viola!

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Yeah, that's good.

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How many more thingies
are in there?

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Dude, like, a lot.

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Come on, let's check this out
at the house.

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I'll make a special
sp-got with a new sauce.

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Sheesh, so many.

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Pb, you hang out with lady.

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C-listers, go back in the bag.

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Who's a C-list?

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Uhh, Tiffany, Donny...

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He's okay... Xergiok,
a bunch of these guys.

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That's not very nice.

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Don't worry, man.
They'll get involved eventually.

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Involved with what?

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I don't know.
Involved.

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Check out Lady
and Princess Bubblegum.

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Wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wah.

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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah
wa-wah.

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What are they talking
about?

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Wa-wa-wa-wah.

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Wa-wa-wa-wah.

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It's hard to say, but I
think it's got something to do

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with Lady being preggos.

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Whoa, what kind of narrative
are you trying to create here?

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That's your narrative,
buddy.

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All right, well,
what else you got going on?

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Mm... not much, really.
I got Ice King over here.

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Ice King?
He's not C-list?

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Yeah, well, I saw his
drum kit in here.

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Here we go. Okay.

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Jam out, little Ice King.

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No, don't play with that hack.

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Aw, man. Hmm.

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They've got good chemistry.

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Who would've guessed?

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Chemistry...

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Hey, Finn, eat the food
before it gets cold.

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I made a new sauce.

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Um... Earth to Finn.

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Are you okay?

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Yes.

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Ah-ha-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah.

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Hmm? Whoa.

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Mwah. Wha?

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Wa-wah! Wa-wah!

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Wahhhhhhhh!

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Wa-wah.

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Whoa-wah!

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Weah.

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Wee-wee-wee-wee.

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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wah!

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Ohh!
Wa-wa-wa-wa-whoa.

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Wa-wa-wa-wah.

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Wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah.

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Whoa! Whoa-whoa!

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You're up early.
- I didn't sleep.

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You stay up all night
reading trash books?

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- Mm.
- Told you, man.

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Those dating books...

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That stuff is mess you up.

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I'm not reading.

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I'm playing
with the little we's.

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Oh, let me see
little me.

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Me look so lonely.

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Hey, Finn,
pass me little Lady!

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- Uh, you guys broke up.
- What?

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- She's with someone else now.
- Who?

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He's a cool guy.
Don't worry about it.

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Wahh. Wahh.

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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wah!

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Aaaaaaaahhhh!
What the ball, man?

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What?

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"What"?
What do you think "what"?

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Come on. They're not real.
They're like toys.

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These guys here,
they're going out.

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It's pretty serious.

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And look at Choose Goose
and Lollipop Girl.

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They're still testing
the waters.

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But I think things
are gonna work out.

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Check out Xergiok
and Turtle P.

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Weird, but cool, right, Jake?

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I don't like where
you're going with this.

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It ain't wholesome.

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I'm gonna go to Lady's
for a few days...

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clear my head.

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Okay, whateva whatevs.

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Weird.

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Huh.

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Wha?

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Ulp.

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Wah-wah-wah num-num.

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Wah-wah num-num-num.

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Wha?

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Wahhhhhhhh!

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Wahhhhh!

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Wahhhhhhh!

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Mm.

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- Wah-wah... hmm?
- Wah.

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Hmm. Mm.

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- Mm.
- Wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah?

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Wa-wa-wa wa-wah.

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- Wah?
- Wa-wa-wah wah?

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Wah-wah!
Wa-wa-wah wah-wah!

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Wa-wa-wah wah!

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Wah? Wa-wah wah?

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Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!

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Wa-wah! Wha!

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Wah... unh!
W-Waahhhhh!

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Waaaaaaaahhhh!

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Wah!

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Aaaaaaaahhhh!

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I'm back.

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I got over all that...
messed-up stuff you did.

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Yeesh.
You okay, man?

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I don't know.

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What's Little Finn
doin'?

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He's thinking.

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He looks sad.
What's he thinking about?

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I don't know.
Probably lots of stuff.

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- Where's little Rainicorn?
- Probably still crying.

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What?

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She's... not handling
the breakup very well.

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Aww.

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PB's good, though.

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After Little Finn dumped her,
she started working out.

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Looks like she's
really into it.

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This is messed up,
dude.

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You've crossed the line
from weird curiosity

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into some dark,
messed-up stuff.

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- I know!
- The destruction!

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The depravity!

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The wrongness of it all!

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I'm taking that bag back to
the cliff where we found it.

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No, man!
I gotta fix this mess!

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Look at me, man!

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I'm staring into the shadow of
my darkest mind hole!

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I got to help him.

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You can't.

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Just let them
do their own biz, man!

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I junked them up
too hard, though.

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I got to step in!
- How would you do that?

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- I'm gonna talk to him.
- But he can't hear you.

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Yeah. Why is that?

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Hmm.

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Maybe we're on different
dimensional planes

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and the border between
our planes is like a two-way mirror.

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So we can see him,
but he can't see us.

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Eh, let me try this.

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Finn! Can you hear me?

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We are connected!

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Finn!

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Wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wah,

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wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah.

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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah,
wa-wa-wah.

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- Try shaking him.
- Why?

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Maybe we're vibrating
on different intervals.

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Try shaking him
at different speeds

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and see if he responds.
- Okay.

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Finn! Finn!

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- Now go faster.
- Finn!

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Faster!

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Wa-wah wa-wa-wa-wah,

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wa-wa-wa-wa-wah.

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Finn!

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Wah wah?

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- Go slower! He saw you!
- Okay!

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Wah wah
wa-wa-wa-wah, wah!

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Finn! Can you hear me?

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Wah.

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Wah wah wah?

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Whoa, neat!

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I made you do those
crummy things!

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I'm why yous guys is fighting!

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I'm the big you!
I came to apologize!

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I will never interfere
with your lives again!

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Wah, wa-wa-wah
wa-wa-wah wah wah!

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Don't worry!
I will...

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Take care of it.

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Sorry, my arm got tired.

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- Wah?
- Never mind! Lt'll be fine!

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Goodbye, little Finn!

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I'm not coming back!

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Wah-wah!

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Now what?

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Hey, ladies!

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This is big Finn!

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I caused all the problems!

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It wasn't anyone's fault!

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Don't be mad at each other!

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Have a dance party!

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Okay, goodbye!

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I'm not coming back!

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Is that gonna do it?

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Get the C-listers out.

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Good party.

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Oh, flip!

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Look who's hittin' it off
with the Ice King!

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Ripped By mstoll