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Ripped By mstoll

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Hmm?
Oh, hello there.

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Baybel Navel,
it's great to see you!

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Here for more graybles,
I reckon.

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Well, all right.

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Just like last time, we'll watch
five separate stories,

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each relating to one
special theme.

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Guess the theme by the end
of the episode

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and you'll be
the freshest mint-whistle.

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Now, look to my visualizer
screen

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and let this exciting grayble

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dribble all over your
mind-label.

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Okay, so...

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Scooch.

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Okay, so I'm still pretty sure

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this old book's some warlock's
spell book or something.

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Messed!

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Warlocks, dude.

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You ready for some ancient
feel-good spellcraft?

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Yeah, I'll try it.

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Could always stand
to feel better.

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Let's see...

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you got your bibby?

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Check it.

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Yep.

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Little Jack Horner
sat in the corner,

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eating a Christmas pie.

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He put in his thumb and pulled
out a plum and said,

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"what a good boy am I."

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I don't feel like a good boy.

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You sure you read
the spell right?

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Mmm. Yeah.

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Still, though... pretty sweet.

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Wanna keep sticking our thumbs
in stuff until it works?

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Yeah!

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Oh, what a good boy am I!

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Oh, what a good boy
am I.

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Oh what a good
boy am I.

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Oh, what
a good boy am I!

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Oh, what a good boy
am I.

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Oh, what a good
boy am I.

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Oh, what
a good boy am I.

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Oh, what a good boy...

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Do you feel like a good boy?

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No, I don't.

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Hey, check out that
gross toad!

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Oh, what a good boy am I.

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Gross. Cut it out.

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Quit sticking your thumbs
in my back.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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Geez, I'm never going
to find this place!

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Hmm...

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey, Rock Giant.

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You seem cool!

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Do you know where Wizard Bill's
music shop is?

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I can't find it anywhere.

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He's got a guitar that plays
the most savory licks in Ooo.

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Huh.

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Huh.
I've got an idea.

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Okay, point now!

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Aah!

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Yeah!

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Thanks, man!

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Hey, let's find some
more holes.

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Oh, what a good boy am I!

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Boys, your manners.

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Oh! Oops!

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Oh,

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Hey, Tree Trunks.

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Excuse me sir, I wasn't
looking where I was...

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- Tree Trunks, up here!
- Oh, no!

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Heavens no!

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I'm glad you brought this matter

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to the authorities, ma'am.

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Now what exactly happened?

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Yes, thank you.

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I-I heard a man calling out
to me "Oh, Tree Trunks."

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So I said "Who's calling?
I don't know."

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So I looked, and he was making
a rude gesture.

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It left a sour taste
in my mouth.

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All right, ma'am.
Let's see.

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How do you spell your name?

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- T...
- Okay.

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R...
- Okay.

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E...
- Okay.

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E...
- One sec.

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E.
- Hold on one second.

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Ugh, I'm sorry,

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but the wheels of justice
spin too slowly.

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I'm going to have
to take the law

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into my own hands.

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Thank you all for coming.

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The police have failed me
in my time of need,

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so I have brought you here
together.

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A posse.

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I made you all blackjacks
in case things get ugly.

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I stuffed some of my stockings
with balled-up newspapers.

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I made a big one for you because
you're so strong.

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All right, then.

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Let's clean up these streets!

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Ohh!

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There he is!
Goodness!

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Eeeeee!

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Oh!

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Why... it's just a statue.

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I-I don't understand.

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It was so rude before.

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Hey, Tree Trunks!

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Oh!

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Hey, Tree Trunks,
how are you?

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Shelby, have you been up
there all day?

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Yes.

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Just reading this book!

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Oh, well, can you read
somewhere else?

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You kind of offended
Tree Trunks here.

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What?
Uh... uh...

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Oh.

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Oh!

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I get it.

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Wonderful!

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Family meeting!

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Family meeting, gather 'round.

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Things are gonna change
around here very soon.

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You're gonna have a new mommy
to help boss you around.

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I mean, well, I haven't exactly
asked her yet.

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Well, no time
like the present.

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Sweetie, are you awake?

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Great, 'cause I've got a query

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I've been meaning
to inquire of you.

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Well... uh...

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Oh, well...
when two people...

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will...

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will you marry me?

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Oh, yay.

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Yes, yes,
drink up the tears.

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Drink up those
good luck tears.

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No, not you Gunther.
You're on a low salt diet.

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Huh?
What's that dear?

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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It's a wife ring.

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This one's for me.

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I'm the husband.

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That means I get the remote
control three days a week,

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and you get it four.

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Ahh, sweetie, this is bliss.

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Feels so math
to finally be normal,

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not like those two
freaks.

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What are they doing
over there?

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Anyway, I...
Ooh, who's that?

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Oh.
Oh, my.

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Poor Football, you've come so far

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and still have
so much to learn.

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But I don't understand, BMO.

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I'm a real baby girl now.

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I can smell raddest lilacs.

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I'm can hear
the screaming squirrels,

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screaming for nuts.

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Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe it's true.

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No, Football.
That's not enough.

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You have to learn manners,
too.

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Otherwise,
you'll be all alone.

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Alone?

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But... but what
about you, BMO?

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I will not always be here
to protect you, Football.

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No, you must learn.

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Here, look.

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This is a grapefruit spoon.

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It's only for eating
grapefruits.

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This is a salt shaker.

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Here, you try.

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Now, this a turnip
grincher...

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For grinching.

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And this is how
you drink tea.

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Ahh!

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Like this?

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Yuck.
It's bitter.

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No, no.
Football, like this.

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Like this?

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No, like this.

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Like this?

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Like this!

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Like this, right?

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No, Football.

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Do it like... huh?

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Pbht!

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Sorry, Football.
Lesson's over for tonight.

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Why so glum, fellas?

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We stuck our thumbs in
almost every hole today.

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But we never felt like
good boys.

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I know a thing or two
about good boys.

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Why don't you try sticking
your thumbs in these holes?

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Controllers?

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Oh, yeah!

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"Super Good Boys."

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So, did you guess the theme?

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Go ahead and pause
your viewer now

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if you need a few
more glaybels

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to think about it
a little.

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Oh, oh.

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Now you've got it.
I can tell.

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That's right.

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The theme is
"The Five Tastes."

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You see, Jake ate
a sweet plum.

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Marceline played
some savory licks.

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Tree Trunks had a sour taste
inside her mouth.

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Oh, my.

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Gunther wanted to drink
the salty tears.

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And Football's tea
was bitter.

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Huh? What?
What's that you say?

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You thought the theme was
the "Five Fingers"?

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Don't be silly.

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Nobody's had five fingers for
20 blabillion glaybels.

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Five telepathy glands, maybe.

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Slimmin'.

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Well, anyway, looks like
it's that time again.

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I'll see you crimpy glimmers on
the triode flimpin' the diode.

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