1
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Hey, friend.

2
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Don't be afraid.

3
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I'm a gypsy child like you,
running wild and crazy.

4
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Hold on. Wow.

5
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A falling star.

6
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It's too far, though.

7
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You're welcome.

8
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Hmm. Ah.

9
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There.

10
00:01:01,723 --> 00:01:02,815
Wait.

11
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Oh, glob.

12
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He is here somewhere,
my brothers.

13
00:01:06,895 --> 00:01:09,444
Glob, can you see magic man
on the sensor?

14
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Yes, gob. Our little brother
is very close.

15
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- Hey, flip me.
- Okay.

16
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I'm gonna activate the thingy
that drains his magic juice.

17
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My juice!

18
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Not... Flowing... Right.

19
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Dream on, honey.

20
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You can't catch this.

21
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Magic away!

22
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I think i see him.

23
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Yes, i see him, as well.

24
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- Hey, guys.
What, glob?

25
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Nothing. Never mind.

26
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Wait. Wait.
Shh, shh! Shush!

27
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I... Wasn't —

28
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You hear that?

29
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It was totally silent
for like a whole second.

30
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Huh. Oh, yeah.
Cool.

31
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Sometimes we get
so wrapped up battling stuff.

32
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We forget to —

33
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Ooh!

34
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Waaa... Zoo!

35
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Hey.

36
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Shhhhhh.

37
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Arise.

38
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Magic man, you caused nothing
but turmoil and chaos

39
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For us on mars.

40
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We thought banishing you
to this world would help you

41
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See the light
of our utopian super-Society.

42
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Now, tell us —
what have you learned

43
00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:37,736
In these past 200 years?

44
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Are you guys
talking to me?

45
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You know you made life
on mars a nightmare.

46
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Now we must return you
to mars,

47
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Where vengeance
awaits thee.

48
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That's not —

49
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Magic man! Get up!

50
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Did it work? Is he gone?

51
00:02:57,422 --> 00:02:58,799
Yep.

52
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They took my friend to mars!

53
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Fly me there
and help me save him!

54
00:03:02,719 --> 00:03:04,938
Oh, i'm sorry, but i can't.

55
00:03:05,013 --> 00:03:07,516
You see?
The transfer drained me.

56
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I can probably barely float.

57
00:03:09,601 --> 00:03:11,899
So i just got to wait
'til they kill your friend.

58
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See ya!

59
00:03:14,564 --> 00:03:15,781
- No!
- Whoa!

60
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What do you mean
"kill"?

61
00:03:17,526 --> 00:03:19,824
They're gonna put him
on trial for my crimes.

62
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Ain't nobody gonna pardon
these crimes on my head —

63
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Not even the king of mars!

64
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And once he's dead,

65
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My magic juice will return
to my body —

66
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Flowing through me
like moonlight

67
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Through the ghost
dance.

68
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- Squeeze!

69
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I wish i could help...

70
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Except i don't!

71
00:03:36,127 --> 00:03:37,504
You succubutt!

72
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How long have you had
this house?

73
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Yes, that is true!

74
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Well, i bet
there's something here

75
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That can help me
save jake.

76
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There is, but you'll never
make it work.

77
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What? Where is it?

78
00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:04,664
I don't know!
Have you seen my trash palace?

79
00:04:04,739 --> 00:04:07,083
Yeah, what's the deal?
This place is wrecked.

80
00:04:07,158 --> 00:04:09,377
Ewww!
Ew!

81
00:04:09,452 --> 00:04:10,829
What am i stepping in?

82
00:04:10,912 --> 00:04:12,880
That's where i blow my nose
all day.

83
00:04:12,956 --> 00:04:13,878
Ugh!

84
00:04:13,957 --> 00:04:16,631
Yes, welcome to my tower
of light.

85
00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:19,463
Everyone is welcome to share
this magic kingdom —

86
00:04:19,546 --> 00:04:20,638
Squirrels...

87
00:04:20,714 --> 00:04:21,761
Black mold...

88
00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:22,887
Worms...

89
00:04:22,966 --> 00:04:24,263
Poison ivy...

90
00:04:24,342 --> 00:04:26,060
Tiny manticore.

91
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Help me, you coward!

92
00:04:28,221 --> 00:04:30,223
Magic man, what is your
deal, for real?

93
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You tell me.

94
00:04:31,766 --> 00:04:33,609
Well, for one,
i think this house

95
00:04:33,685 --> 00:04:36,404
Is a reflection
of your sick brain.

96
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Look at this. Yuck.

97
00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,566
Who's this you're standing with
in this picture?

98
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All... Right.

99
00:04:52,662 --> 00:04:54,835
Well, i'm gonna keep digging
through this stuff

100
00:04:54,915 --> 00:04:56,713
'til i find what
you're talking about.

101
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It's downstairs.

102
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- Huh? What?
- My special thing.

103
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Whoa!

104
00:05:05,383 --> 00:05:06,600
Holy crepes.

105
00:05:07,761 --> 00:05:09,638
Ta-Da!
Come on.

106
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That's the thing —
my special thing.

107
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A martian transporter.

108
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This can take me to mars?

109
00:05:19,606 --> 00:05:21,449
Yeah.
My brothers gave it to me

110
00:05:21,524 --> 00:05:23,026
When they banished me
to earth.

111
00:05:23,109 --> 00:05:26,238
They thought i'd learn love
and use it to go back home.

112
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How do i do it?

113
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You put your hands
on those thingies

114
00:05:29,699 --> 00:05:31,542
And think stuff about
people.

115
00:05:31,618 --> 00:05:33,871
But it's broken.
Hasn't worked in 200 years.

116
00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:36,457
But...
It has to work.

117
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It has to.

118
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For jake.

119
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Huh-Duh?

120
00:05:46,007 --> 00:05:48,556
Yaaaaaaaah!

121
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

122
00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,142
Whoa!

123
00:06:01,564 --> 00:06:03,407
Citizens of mars,

124
00:06:03,483 --> 00:06:05,781
King of mars...

125
00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:08,864
Today, the most notorious fiend
in martian history

126
00:06:08,947 --> 00:06:11,746
Stands before us —
magic man.

127
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Stop!

128
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Turn on the dark.

129
00:06:21,584 --> 00:06:24,713
Okay, so we don't have footage
of these crimes,

130
00:06:24,796 --> 00:06:27,549
But grod's pretty good
at drawing, so...

131
00:06:27,632 --> 00:06:30,135
"plague of shadows."

132
00:06:30,218 --> 00:06:33,188
Magic man brought
our shadows to life.

133
00:06:33,263 --> 00:06:35,982
They attacked us
and ravaged mars.

134
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Very impressive, grod.

135
00:06:37,726 --> 00:06:38,818
Thanks, bro.

136
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To the "plague of the
one-Ness."

137
00:06:41,604 --> 00:06:44,904
As we gathered to hold hands
and sing our community song,

138
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Magic man cast an evil spell

139
00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:50,155
That made our arms
grow together.

140
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Much suffering ensued.

141
00:06:52,073 --> 00:06:53,746
And what about that one time

142
00:06:53,825 --> 00:06:55,873
When he turned all the water
into hair

143
00:06:55,952 --> 00:06:58,580
And we all got so thirsty,
we drank it?

144
00:06:58,663 --> 00:07:00,836
And when we drank it,
we went bald?

145
00:07:00,915 --> 00:07:03,634
Many of us did not recover
and, to this day,

146
00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:06,714
Hide our loss
behind groovy headgear.

147
00:07:06,796 --> 00:07:08,844
Dark off, please.

148
00:07:08,923 --> 00:07:12,348
Magic man, it bums me out
to see this.

149
00:07:12,427 --> 00:07:14,521
I remember when
you were really cool,

150
00:07:14,596 --> 00:07:18,317
Before that night you spent on
olympus mons with margles.

151
00:07:19,809 --> 00:07:21,026
Aw, man!

152
00:07:21,102 --> 00:07:22,979
Force field.

153
00:07:23,063 --> 00:07:24,610
What happened, magic?

154
00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:25,941
Why did you go crazy?

155
00:07:26,024 --> 00:07:29,494
If you had just learned to care
about living things again,

156
00:07:29,569 --> 00:07:32,118
You could have come back
whenever you wanted.

157
00:07:32,197 --> 00:07:35,872
Well... You guys are missing
some important details.

158
00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:38,203
I'm jake the dog.
Listen.

159
00:07:41,039 --> 00:07:44,634
You sad magic man.

160
00:07:44,709 --> 00:07:47,383
Instead, you bummed around ooo

161
00:07:47,462 --> 00:07:50,056
Acting like a jerk
for 200 years.

162
00:07:50,131 --> 00:07:52,759
Yeah, that's true,
except i'm not magic man!

163
00:07:52,842 --> 00:07:55,721
Now! Ready the wand
of disbursement!

164
00:07:55,804 --> 00:07:56,771
Ready.

165
00:07:56,846 --> 00:08:01,568
Space dome, open!

166
00:08:01,643 --> 00:08:03,145
Oh, snap!

167
00:08:06,815 --> 00:08:08,909
Magic man, i give you
two choices —

168
00:08:08,983 --> 00:08:11,327
One is total
annihilation.

169
00:08:11,402 --> 00:08:13,075
The wand will touch you,

170
00:08:13,154 --> 00:08:15,407
And your soul
will meet with death.

171
00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,959
The second is to use
the power of the wand

172
00:08:18,034 --> 00:08:21,083
To convert your body
to living stardust,

173
00:08:21,162 --> 00:08:23,540
Where your consciousness
will be jettisoned

174
00:08:23,623 --> 00:08:25,125
Into the infinite cosmos

175
00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:29,258
On an endless journey of wonder
and discovery!

176
00:08:29,337 --> 00:08:32,307
Wow. That second one
sounds pretty cool.

177
00:08:32,382 --> 00:08:34,931
I mean, yeah, i'm like way
into that.

178
00:08:35,009 --> 00:08:38,684
Except — ohh — i would really
miss my best friend.

179
00:08:38,763 --> 00:08:40,185
His name is finn.

180
00:08:40,265 --> 00:08:42,859
And i think it would mess him up
if i wasn't around.

181
00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:45,733
Wait — did you say
you would miss someone?

182
00:08:45,812 --> 00:08:46,654
Yeah.

183
00:08:46,729 --> 00:08:49,073
And that someone
would miss you?

184
00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:51,368
Yeah, that's me,
you dishrags!

185
00:08:59,742 --> 00:09:02,370
I win again!
Just like always!

186
00:09:02,453 --> 00:09:05,297
Jakey, no!

187
00:09:05,373 --> 00:09:07,250
Look.

188
00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,835
It's the dog.

189
00:09:08,918 --> 00:09:10,591
The one you were prophesied
to meet.

190
00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:12,422
I don't care none
for that mess!

191
00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:15,258
This wouldn't have glomped
if you'd just listened to my bro!

192
00:09:15,341 --> 00:09:17,309
You bunked up, king of mars!

193
00:09:17,385 --> 00:09:19,729
The wisest, most honest super
being of all time

194
00:09:19,804 --> 00:09:22,683
Just put an innocent dog
to deads!

195
00:09:22,765 --> 00:09:24,984
You're right,
finn the human.

196
00:09:25,059 --> 00:09:26,982
My judgment was less
than the standard

197
00:09:27,061 --> 00:09:29,314
By which i judge
my peers.

198
00:09:29,397 --> 00:09:30,774
Of which i have none.

199
00:09:30,857 --> 00:09:34,157
I will retrieve your friend
from the 37th dead world.

200
00:09:34,235 --> 00:09:38,081
Ooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaah!

201
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:44,792
Death.

202
00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:48,000
King of mars.
What's your business?

203
00:09:48,082 --> 00:09:50,210
I need this one back.

204
00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:54,218
Hmm.
What will you give me for him?

205
00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:59,061
Not this time, your majesty.

206
00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:05,434
In that case, i offer
my immortality.

207
00:10:05,516 --> 00:10:06,733
Deal.

208
00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:12,948
Huh?

209
00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:14,947
Hey! I'm alive!

210
00:10:15,026 --> 00:10:17,028
Yay!
King of mars saved you!

211
00:10:18,112 --> 00:10:21,366
Yes, but at what cost?

212
00:10:21,449 --> 00:10:22,541
Oh, man.

213
00:10:22,617 --> 00:10:23,960
Should we go get magic man?

214
00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:26,254
No. I lost a friend.

215
00:10:26,329 --> 00:10:28,457
I cannot lose my brother,
as well.

216
00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:30,541
Hey, what? Where did they go?

217
00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,753
Eat my skids!

218
00:10:32,835 --> 00:10:34,132
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

219
00:10:34,212 --> 00:10:35,930
Oh, margles.

220
00:10:36,005 --> 00:10:37,757
Magic man!

221
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:38,932
Huh?

222
00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:40,225
Barn!

223
00:10:40,301 --> 00:10:42,929
You're back, coward!

224
00:10:43,012 --> 00:10:45,435
Go! Get out of here,
tiny manticore!

225
00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:49,270
Whatevs!
I didn't need your pity help!

226
00:10:49,352 --> 00:10:51,025
Geez. What?

227
00:10:51,104 --> 00:10:53,527
I am the true coward.

228
00:10:53,606 --> 00:10:55,483
Hiding from sincere expressions

229
00:10:55,566 --> 00:10:57,534
Like a vampire in the nude

230
00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:59,283
Who hides from the light.

231
00:10:59,362 --> 00:11:01,114
Thank you, brave hero.

232
00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:03,245
I was freed from bottle jail,

233
00:11:03,324 --> 00:11:06,077
But my new prison is shame.

234
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,834
My new prison is shame!

235
00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:10,290
What's he saying?

236
00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:13,047
He said, "my new prison
is shame."

237
00:11:40,945 --> 00:11:42,947
This party is so crazy!