1 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,005 Aaah! 2 00:00:56,311 --> 00:00:58,188 Hey, jake. What's wrong? 3 00:00:58,271 --> 00:01:00,444 You look dumpy. How come? 4 00:01:00,524 --> 00:01:04,279 I-Is it because of that metal box? 5 00:01:04,361 --> 00:01:05,908 Is something sad inside? 6 00:01:05,987 --> 00:01:07,910 No. It's nothing. 7 00:01:07,989 --> 00:01:10,162 There's lots of boxes that have nothing in them. 8 00:01:10,242 --> 00:01:12,336 But also, you could put something in the box. 9 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:13,913 And then it won't be empty! 10 00:01:13,995 --> 00:01:15,622 Does that make you feel better? 11 00:01:17,124 --> 00:01:18,797 You're a charmer, finn human. 12 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:21,003 No. It's... Well... 13 00:01:21,086 --> 00:01:22,929 Lady rainicorn doesn't want to play 14 00:01:23,004 --> 00:01:25,132 The game card wars with me. 15 00:01:27,008 --> 00:01:28,476 I always beat her. 16 00:01:28,552 --> 00:01:30,930 So she says, "no more card warring." 17 00:01:31,012 --> 00:01:32,480 What's card wars? 18 00:01:32,556 --> 00:01:33,808 It's a fantasy card game 19 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:36,063 That's super-Complicated and awesome, 20 00:01:36,143 --> 00:01:38,271 But, well... Oh, it's kinda stupid. 21 00:01:38,353 --> 00:01:39,900 Never mind. 22 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:41,573 How come you never talked about it before? 23 00:01:41,648 --> 00:01:43,400 It sounds cool. - Really? 24 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:45,577 Well, i thought you'd say it was for nerds 25 00:01:45,652 --> 00:01:47,199 Who do not know how life is 26 00:01:47,279 --> 00:01:49,077 Outside of the nerd universe. 27 00:01:49,156 --> 00:01:50,408 L-It is, man. 28 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:52,538 But i still totally want to play it. 29 00:01:52,617 --> 00:01:53,960 So no more moping, okay? 30 00:01:54,035 --> 00:01:55,833 Thanks, finn. 31 00:02:04,212 --> 00:02:06,510 Oh, hey, beemo. You want to play, too? 32 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:10,436 No! I do not play such games... With jake! 33 00:02:10,510 --> 00:02:12,558 - What's that mean? Ah, whatever. 34 00:02:12,637 --> 00:02:15,516 Let's play the game! 35 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:17,727 So, what kind of stakes do we play for? 36 00:02:17,809 --> 00:02:19,686 How about the loser... 37 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:21,363 Is a dweeb, 38 00:02:21,438 --> 00:02:22,985 And the winner is a cool guy? 39 00:02:23,064 --> 00:02:24,657 Those are good stakes. 40 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:32,324 Coffee grounds, beetle butter, 41 00:02:32,407 --> 00:02:34,956 Grape jelly, kimchi, 42 00:02:35,035 --> 00:02:38,130 Aaand this stuff. 43 00:02:38,205 --> 00:02:40,879 Hey! You're ruining that pop with weird taste! 44 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,638 We drink when the game is over. 45 00:02:46,713 --> 00:02:47,930 Oh, gross. 46 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:50,384 Now, let me explain the rules. 47 00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:53,011 That's basically the basics. 48 00:02:53,094 --> 00:02:55,142 So once we have our kingdom set up... 49 00:02:56,348 --> 00:02:57,770 It's time to start to play... 50 00:02:57,849 --> 00:02:59,692 For the gloryyyy! 51 00:02:59,768 --> 00:03:01,315 Huh? 52 00:03:01,394 --> 00:03:02,691 Hey, were you asleep? 53 00:03:02,771 --> 00:03:05,024 I'll have to explain it all over again! 54 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:06,824 Doesn't matter. Let's just play. 55 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,652 But if you don't know the rules, 56 00:03:08,735 --> 00:03:10,658 Then you're gonna lose in the first couple rounds, 57 00:03:10,737 --> 00:03:12,364 Like lady always does. 58 00:03:12,447 --> 00:03:14,825 And then you'll hate the game. And then you'll hate me! 59 00:03:14,908 --> 00:03:16,376 And then, and then — 60 00:03:16,451 --> 00:03:18,169 Pfft! You think you're gonna win? 61 00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:21,499 I'm gonna crush you — party-Dance style, dweeb! 62 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:23,333 Bring it! 63 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:25,339 So, how do i get my land on the map? 64 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:26,965 Oh. 65 00:03:27,045 --> 00:03:29,423 You, uh, floop your land cards. 66 00:03:32,217 --> 00:03:33,719 Uh... 67 00:03:33,802 --> 00:03:35,304 Keep those honeys hidden, 68 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:37,264 Or i'll get a strategic advantage! 69 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,940 Oh! Hmm... 70 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:40,813 Okay, i go first. 71 00:03:40,892 --> 00:03:43,691 I floop the silo of truth! 72 00:03:45,438 --> 00:03:47,156 Hey! 73 00:03:47,232 --> 00:03:49,155 Pfft! You got really lame cards. 74 00:03:49,234 --> 00:03:50,201 Hmm... 75 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:53,201 I'll take the cerebral blood storm, though. 76 00:03:54,739 --> 00:03:55,956 Huh? 77 00:03:56,032 --> 00:03:57,955 Okay, now it's the battle phase. 78 00:03:58,034 --> 00:04:01,459 I'm attacking your schoolhouse with my husker knights. 79 00:04:02,831 --> 00:04:06,836 And, i'm casting cerebral blood storm. 80 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:11,553 So, what do you use to defend? 81 00:04:13,508 --> 00:04:15,886 Uh... Can my cool dog 82 00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:17,892 And ancient scholar defeat your husker knights? 83 00:04:19,681 --> 00:04:21,274 Of course not! 84 00:04:21,349 --> 00:04:24,102 Hmm. Then i floop the pig... 85 00:04:24,185 --> 00:04:25,687 What? 86 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:27,864 - What? - Okay, okay. 87 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:31,694 First of all, you don't floop a creature to make it fight. 88 00:04:31,776 --> 00:04:33,403 You activate a creature. 89 00:04:33,486 --> 00:04:35,033 Hmm. No! 90 00:04:35,113 --> 00:04:38,117 It says i can floop the pig. See? 91 00:04:42,537 --> 00:04:44,460 No! 92 00:04:44,539 --> 00:04:46,337 He's eating all my cornfields! 93 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:49,590 My husker knights draw energy from corn! 94 00:04:49,669 --> 00:04:51,671 And since i'm not actually attacking, 95 00:04:51,755 --> 00:04:53,553 Your cerebral blood storm only does damage 96 00:04:53,632 --> 00:04:55,680 To your own kingdom's troops. 97 00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:00,935 You just wiped out my entire attack! 98 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:03,858 What do you expect if all your power units come from corn? 99 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,858 Pigs eat corn, dude. Cornfields stink. 100 00:05:06,937 --> 00:05:09,315 Cornfields are awesome! 101 00:05:09,397 --> 00:05:12,025 What makes you think you know so much about card wars? 102 00:05:12,108 --> 00:05:14,736 - It's just logic. - Your turn. 103 00:05:14,819 --> 00:05:15,911 Hmm... 104 00:05:15,987 --> 00:05:17,660 You're supposed to discard a card 105 00:05:17,739 --> 00:05:19,491 And pick up a new one first. 106 00:05:19,574 --> 00:05:20,666 Oh, right. 107 00:05:20,742 --> 00:05:22,961 Look at you. You're a babe in the woods. 108 00:05:23,036 --> 00:05:25,084 Your beginner's luck ends this round! 109 00:05:25,163 --> 00:05:27,257 Hmm. 110 00:05:30,585 --> 00:05:33,759 Spirit tower! And the cave of solitude? 111 00:05:33,838 --> 00:05:35,932 Now my battle phase begins. 112 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:39,932 I activate my ancient scholar to begin studying. 113 00:05:40,011 --> 00:05:42,764 And i also move my pig to the cave of solitude 114 00:05:42,847 --> 00:05:45,020 So he can take a nap. 115 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,819 That's it? You're not attacking? 116 00:05:47,894 --> 00:05:49,521 I'll attack on a different turn. 117 00:05:49,604 --> 00:05:51,527 Ha! Then the seas have aligned 118 00:05:51,606 --> 00:05:53,529 And the five winds waft the smell of victory 119 00:05:53,608 --> 00:05:55,406 To my palace doors! 120 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,533 I cast "field of nightmares" 121 00:05:57,612 --> 00:05:59,535 And activate my legion of ear-Lings 122 00:05:59,614 --> 00:06:01,082 To scare your pig to death! 123 00:06:02,242 --> 00:06:04,085 My pig's in the cave of solitude. 124 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,413 Um... I cast "teleport" 125 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,169 To move your pig to the empty field 126 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:09,750 So i can attack him! 127 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,756 Uh... Wouldn't "teleport" only work 128 00:06:11,835 --> 00:06:14,054 On your own creatures? - You're right. 129 00:06:14,129 --> 00:06:15,847 I'm gonna slay that pig, though. 130 00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:18,596 How? You don't have any creatures that can touch him. 131 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:19,722 Ugh! 132 00:06:19,801 --> 00:06:22,680 Face it, man. I'm the cool guy. 133 00:06:22,762 --> 00:06:23,979 Hmm... 134 00:06:24,055 --> 00:06:26,604 You're the cool guy, huh? 135 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:29,562 Well, let me make it a little hot for you, then. 136 00:06:31,312 --> 00:06:33,235 I floop the volcano. 137 00:06:33,314 --> 00:06:34,236 What? 138 00:06:34,315 --> 00:06:36,113 That'll destroy your kingdom, too, won't it? 139 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:38,115 Hmph! Maybe on! ' 140 00:06:38,194 --> 00:06:39,992 Aah! 141 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:41,072 My pig! 142 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:44,410 Aah! 143 00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:48,588 The pig is dead. 144 00:06:48,663 --> 00:06:50,461 Now i reconstitute my cornfields 145 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,259 Using the "reclaim landscape" spell. 146 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:54,836 My husker knights, revive! 147 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:59,008 And i still have my battle phase. 148 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:03,561 Hiding in the useless swamp, the immortal maize walker! 149 00:07:03,636 --> 00:07:05,764 I love corn! 150 00:07:05,847 --> 00:07:07,770 Ah! 151 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:11,023 Cornfields give the immortal maize walker triple damage. 152 00:07:11,102 --> 00:07:12,399 Uh... 153 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:14,857 I told you cornfields are awesome! 154 00:07:14,939 --> 00:07:16,782 Your ancient scholar and cool dog 155 00:07:16,858 --> 00:07:18,610 Won't survive this time. 156 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:20,616 Actually, my ancient scholar's been studying 157 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:22,288 The "raise the dead" ability. 158 00:07:22,363 --> 00:07:24,206 - So what? - So... 159 00:07:24,282 --> 00:07:26,831 My ancient scholar raises the dead. 160 00:07:28,244 --> 00:07:29,496 I floop the pig- 161 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:33,254 No-O-O-O-O-O! 162 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:36,177 Look. My tower's doing a thing. 163 00:07:36,252 --> 00:07:39,631 Hominy-Hominy-Hominy! 164 00:07:39,714 --> 00:07:41,933 You ganked my spirit walker! 165 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:43,476 Ah! 166 00:07:46,679 --> 00:07:49,273 Uh, maybe we should take a break? 167 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:52,940 Your turn. 168 00:07:53,019 --> 00:07:54,566 Huh? 169 00:07:54,646 --> 00:07:55,647 You play! 170 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,152 You play! 171 00:07:58,149 --> 00:07:59,617 Oh, zang. 172 00:07:59,692 --> 00:08:01,569 I do not play such games... 173 00:08:01,653 --> 00:08:02,996 With jake. 174 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:07,292 Sorry! I gotta use the boy style room. 175 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:12,213 Beemo! Beemo! 176 00:08:12,288 --> 00:08:13,540 Beemo chop! 177 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,217 If this were a real attack, you'd be dead. 178 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:18,795 Beemo! Jake's acting boonoonoonoos! 179 00:08:18,878 --> 00:08:21,848 Oh, no! Are you winning the game of card wars? 180 00:08:21,923 --> 00:08:23,846 - Yeah! - That's terrible! 181 00:08:23,925 --> 00:08:26,849 If jake loses that game, he gets super depressed! 182 00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:30,558 When i beat him, he wouldn't talk to me for a month! 183 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,017 What? 184 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,023 I only played so he wouldn't be bummed! 185 00:08:34,102 --> 00:08:36,821 Finn, you must take a dive. 186 00:08:36,896 --> 00:08:38,239 Okay, i'll try. 187 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:40,567 But i'm a card wars super amadeus. 188 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:41,651 Whoop! 189 00:08:43,278 --> 00:08:46,748 Play... The... Game. 190 00:08:46,823 --> 00:08:48,746 Grob. Better make this look good. 191 00:08:50,577 --> 00:08:53,831 All right, jake. Prepare for my ultimo-Attack! 192 00:08:53,913 --> 00:08:57,463 Well, i've still got my wandering bald man. 193 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:59,260 Oh, no. 194 00:08:59,335 --> 00:09:00,712 I need to get rid of my pig 195 00:09:00,795 --> 00:09:02,763 So jake can reconstitute his cornfields. 196 00:09:04,632 --> 00:09:06,350 I activate the pig 197 00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:09,270 To attack your wandering bald man. 198 00:09:09,345 --> 00:09:11,689 That's stupid. 199 00:09:11,764 --> 00:09:13,107 Just attack with immortal maize walker 200 00:09:13,183 --> 00:09:14,776 And get the game over with! 201 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:16,068 No way! 202 00:09:16,144 --> 00:09:18,567 You've underestimated me and my pig all day. 203 00:09:22,025 --> 00:09:23,743 Please lose. Please lose. 204 00:09:32,368 --> 00:09:34,416 No-O-O-O! 205 00:09:41,794 --> 00:09:45,173 Oh-Ho! Oh! Oh, yeah! 206 00:09:45,256 --> 00:09:48,510 Pigs can't leave mud landscapes once they're on them! 207 00:09:48,593 --> 00:09:51,437 Ha ha ha! The pig is mine! 208 00:09:51,512 --> 00:09:54,231 First, i'll play reclaim landscape. 209 00:09:54,307 --> 00:09:56,981 Then i cast "summon archer dan." 210 00:10:01,981 --> 00:10:04,700 Whoa, math... 211 00:10:09,405 --> 00:10:10,782 M'boys! 212 00:10:10,865 --> 00:10:12,663 You have no creatures left. 213 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,995 That's the game, boy! 214 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:18,673 The five winds blow through cornfields once again 215 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,171 For the glory of jakoria! 216 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:23,800 Heh. You got me. 217 00:10:23,878 --> 00:10:25,801 In your face! 218 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,929 It's time to drink up! 219 00:10:29,008 --> 00:10:31,477 It looks like you are the dweeb 220 00:10:31,552 --> 00:10:33,850 And i'm the cool guy. 221 00:10:39,894 --> 00:10:41,487 Is it too gross for you, man? 222 00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:43,030 No, no. 223 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:44,824 I got to take what's coming to me. 224 00:10:48,236 --> 00:10:51,115 Hey, it's not that bad! I like it! 225 00:10:51,197 --> 00:10:54,497 - What? - You want a taste? 226 00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:57,913 Ah, it's gross! 227 00:10:57,996 --> 00:11:00,215 In your face, dweeb! 228 00:11:38,995 --> 00:11:40,997 This party is so crazy!