Ripped By mstoll
Jake, if I beat you,
you have to call me "sensei" for a month.
Deal.
Hi, guys.
'Sup, Turtle Princess?
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Get your hands off me, Steven!
Yah!
You too, Chad!
Hey, girl.
Brought you some little fruit pies.
Awesome.
How you doing out here?
Turtle Princess, the men out here
will not leave me alone!
It must be nice.
Nah, it's horrible.
They just want me for my lumps.
These lumps aren't for sale, Billy!
Ugh!
Aren't you sick of men going after your turtle lumps?
Actually, I've never been able to work my T-Lumps.
I just know what I read in books.
Hey, you should write a book telling me how to do it.
Oh, my glob.
Turtle Princess, I always wanted
to write trashy books for ladies!
Hyah! Back up off me, Ricky!
Yeah, everyone needs to know that when I work these lumps,
no man is immune to their influence.
Jake's ball landed over here, Beemo!
LSP, Finn would be perfect
as the test subject for your lump studies.
Yay! I win!
Bow to your sensei.
Aw!
You got to go undercover
and conduct your lump science on him.
Prove to the world that even a white knight like Finn
is no match for the power of your lumps.
I'll do it... for the world!
And for you, girl.
Oh, girl!
Day one... on my way to Finn and Jake's.
Side note... I look fresh to death
with my new dress and purse.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Hello?
Hey, Jake.
Is Finn home?
Ohh!
'Sup, LSP?
Oh, hey. I'm answering that ad you put out
for the "Adventure Secretary."
What?
Ugh! Hold on. I'll get it.
Hold on. It's down in there.
Okay, wait. I got it.
Here you go.
"Wanted... Adventure Secretary."
Smells like fruit pie.
It's nice of you to want to be our secretary,
but we don't need one.
Dude, look at her.
Mmm. Oh, glob.
Yeah, it's sad.
Come on. We got to help her.
Ah.
All right, LSP, come inside.
Awesome.
Totally nailed the interview.
I'm gonna need a secretary desk.
Rah!
I'm starving! What's for dinner?
Oh. Uh...
we got some... blueberries.
Jake has saltines.
Yuck.
Looks like I'll have to bust out these cobras
to get a better dinner.
Hey, Finn.
You got anything better to eat?
Oh, cool... old spaghetti.
I'm gonna go heat this up.
Chapter one... "Gotcha."
Have a good night.
See you in the morning.
Good night, you guys!
Finn is even more overpowered by my lumps than I thought.
I guess at the end of the day,
it's all about the lumps.
Hey, girl. Hey...
Hey, girl.
Oh, Turtle Princess, this book is coming out awesome!
Oh, good, girl. I can't wait to read it.
Thanks, girl.
Good night, girl. Good night, girl.
Huh? What's that?
'Sup, LSP?
What are you guys doing?
We're carrying these rocks on an adventure
up to the mystery mountains.
Oh, nuh-uh! I am not gonna carry rocks!
That's okay. Jake can carry them.
Yep.
Ugh! Fine.
You're welcome, Finn.
Ugh!
My arms weren't meant to carry so many rocks, you guys.
Come on, LSP. You can make it.
Ugggggh!
Hey, girl. Hey...
Turtle Princess, you can't call me.
You're gonna blow my cover!
Good morning, girl.
Would you be mad at me if I ask out Billy,
that vulture who was hitting on you?
I think he's cute, and...
Hey, LSP, shake a leg.
Can't talk right now, girl.
The Loch of Phantoms.
Princess Bubblegum said the rocks would show us
the safe path.
This is way too boring for my book.
Oh! My shoulder strap!
Oh, my orange juice is coming out!
Ha! Gotch... huh?
Jake. "Kerploop!"
"Kerploop."
Not... gotcha?
All right!
Ughhh! This place is plops, Finn!
We can meet you back at the tree house later,
if you want.
That weird light.
Hey, Finn! Finn, my dress is slipping!
Huh?
Listen, LSP, we gotta be careful.
Whooooo! My dress!
- No, LSP! It's not safe! - Aaah! Don't look!
He-e-e-e-e-y!
Oh.
Hey, Fi-I-I-nn.
She's stuck in there!
We gotta bust through this wall!
I knew you couldn't resist me, Finn.
Oh, lump. I took it too far.
My powerful lumps have turned Finn into a grody monster!
Get away, Finn!
Aah! No! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hyah!
Aah! I-I can't look!
Aah!
That was so crazy! What just happened?
Oh.
Um, Bubblegum sent us on a quest
to destroy these cursed mirrors.
Evil stuff happens when you look into them.
Oh, glob.
I had to look, 'cause I looked so good.
LSP, you don't need a mirror to know you look good.
You're beautiful on the inside.
Like... your brain and stuff.
Thanks for saying that stuff.
And for saving me from those mirror-yous.
That was pretty nice.
Okay, time to write.
Gonna make this... trashy.
Turtle Princess will be all...
"Oh, my gosh!
Number-one best seller!"
Heh heh. Yeah.
What is he doing out there?
Sometimes, after an adventure,
he likes to sit out there and think.
Hey, girl. Hey...
- Hello? - Hey, girl.
Are you almost done with your book?
Oh! I'm working on it.
I've been doing so much research.
Did Finn fall victim to your lumps?
Um... yeah.
Great! Bring in your manuscript right away.
Click!
Yeah... a book about how I'm hot
and Finn only wants...
he's so... hot.
Old spaghetti.
"Kerploop."
You're beautiful on the inside.
Finn has the hottest lumps,
but his lumps are on the inside.
Aaaargh!
He's great!
Uh... bye, LSP.
This isn't what you said it'd be about.
I know. I...
I love it!
Oh, my glob!
Finn, you've probably been wondering
where I've been for the last few hours.
Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I have.
Finn, I was never really your secretary, Finn.
I was writing a book
about how you were a slave to my lumps
'cause I'm so hot, Finn!
Oh. Okay.
But you're the one who's hot, Finn!
Wow. Uh... thanks!
No. Thank you.
LSP, you're wearing garbage for clothes!
Gotcha.
Aah!
Ripped By mstoll