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Ripped By mstoll

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Jake, if I beat you,

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you have to call me "sensei"
for a month.

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Deal.

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Hi, guys.

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'Sup, Turtle Princess?

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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!

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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

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Get your hands off me,
Steven!

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Yah!

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You too, Chad!

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Hey, girl.

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Hey, girl.

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Brought you some
little fruit pies.

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Awesome.

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How you doing out here?

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Turtle Princess,
the men out here

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will not leave me alone!

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It must be nice.

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Nah, it's horrible.

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They just want me
for my lumps.

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These lumps aren't for sale,
Billy!

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Ugh!

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Aren't you sick of men going
after your turtle lumps?

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Actually, I've never been
able to work my T-Lumps.

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I just know
what I read in books.

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Hey, you should write a book
telling me how to do it.

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Oh, my glob.

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Turtle Princess,
I always wanted

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to write trashy books
for ladies!

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Hyah!
Back up off me, Ricky!

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Yeah, everyone needs to know
that when I work these lumps,

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no man is immune
to their influence.

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Jake's ball landed over
here, Beemo!

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LSP, Finn would be perfect

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as the test subject
for your lump studies.

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Yay! I win!

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Bow to your sensei.

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Aw!

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You got to go undercover

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and conduct your lump science
on him.

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Prove to the world that even
a white knight like Finn

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is no match for the power
of your lumps.

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I'll do it...
for the world!

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And for you, girl.

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Oh, girl!

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Day one... on my way to Finn
and Jake's.

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Side note...
I look fresh to death

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with my new dress
and purse.

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Mm. Mm. Mm.

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Hello?

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Hey, Jake.

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Is Finn home?

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Ohh!

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'Sup, LSP?

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Oh, hey. I'm answering that ad you put out

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for the "Adventure Secretary."

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What?

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Ugh! Hold on. I'll get it.

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Hold on. It's down in there.

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Okay, wait. I got it.

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Here you go.

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"Wanted...
Adventure Secretary."

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Smells like fruit pie.

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It's nice of you to
want to be our secretary,

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but we don't need one.

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Dude, look at her.

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Mmm. Oh, glob.

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Yeah, it's sad.

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Come on.
We got to help her.

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Ah.

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All right, LSP, come inside.

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Awesome.

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Totally nailed the interview.

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I'm gonna need
a secretary desk.

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Rah!

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I'm starving!
What's for dinner?

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Oh. Uh...

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we got some...
blueberries.

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Jake has saltines.

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Yuck.

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Looks like I'll have to bust out
these cobras

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to get a better
dinner.

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Hey, Finn.

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You got anything better to eat?

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Oh, cool...
old spaghetti.

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I'm gonna go heat this up.

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Chapter one... "Gotcha."

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Have a good night.

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See you in the morning.

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Good night, you guys!

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Finn is even more overpowered
by my lumps than I thought.

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I guess at the end of the day,

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it's all about the lumps.

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Hey, girl. Hey...

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Hey, girl.

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Oh, Turtle Princess, this book
is coming out awesome!

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Oh, good, girl.
I can't wait to read it.

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Thanks, girl.

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Good night, girl.
Good night, girl.

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Huh? What's that?

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'Sup, LSP?

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What are you guys doing?

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We're carrying these
rocks on an adventure

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up to the mystery mountains.

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Oh, nuh-uh!
I am not gonna carry rocks!

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That's okay.
Jake can carry them.

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Yep.

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Ugh! Fine.

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You're welcome, Finn.

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Ugh!

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My arms weren't meant to carry
so many rocks, you guys.

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Come on, LSP.
You can make it.

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Ugggggh!

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Hey, girl. Hey...

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Turtle Princess,
you can't call me.

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You're gonna blow my cover!

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Good morning, girl.

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Good morning, girl.

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Would you be mad at me
if I ask out Billy,

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that vulture who was
hitting on you?

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I think he's cute, and...

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Hey, LSP, shake a leg.

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Can't talk right now, girl.

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The Loch of Phantoms.

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Princess Bubblegum said
the rocks would show us

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the safe path.

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This is way too boring
for my book.

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Oh! My shoulder strap!

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Oh, my orange juice
is coming out!

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Ha! Gotch...
huh?

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Jake. "Kerploop!"

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"Kerploop."

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Not... gotcha?

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All right!

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Ughhh!
This place is plops, Finn!

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We can meet you back
at the tree house later,

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if you want.

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That weird light.

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Hey, Finn!
Finn, my dress is slipping!

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Huh?

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Listen, LSP, we gotta
be careful.

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Whooooo!
My dress!

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- No, LSP! It's not safe!
- Aaah! Don't look!

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He-e-e-e-e-y!

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Oh.

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Hey, Fi-I-I-nn.

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She's stuck in there!

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We gotta bust through
this wall!

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I knew you couldn't
resist me, Finn.

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Oh, lump.
I took it too far.

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My powerful lumps have turned
Finn into a grody monster!

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Get away, Finn!

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Aah! No!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Hyah!

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Aah! I-I can't look!

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Aah!

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That was so crazy!
What just happened?

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Oh.

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Um, Bubblegum sent us
on a quest

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to destroy these
cursed mirrors.

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Evil stuff happens
when you look into them.

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Oh, glob.

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I had to look,
'cause I looked so good.

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LSP, you don't need a mirror
to know you look good.

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You're beautiful
on the inside.

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Like...
your brain and stuff.

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Thanks for saying that stuff.

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And for saving me
from those mirror-yous.

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That was pretty nice.

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Okay, time to write.

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Gonna make this...
trashy.

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Turtle Princess will be all...

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"Oh, my gosh!

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Number-one best seller!"

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Heh heh. Yeah.

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What is he doing out there?

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Sometimes,
after an adventure,

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he likes to sit out there
and think.

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Hey, girl. Hey...

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- Hello?
- Hey, girl.

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Are you almost done
with your book?

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Oh!
I'm working on it.

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I've been doing so much
research.

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Did Finn fall victim
to your lumps?

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Um... yeah.

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Great! Bring in your manuscript
right away.

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Click!

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Yeah... a book
about how I'm hot

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and Finn only wants...

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he's so... hot.

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Old spaghetti.

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"Kerploop."

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You're beautiful
on the inside.

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Finn has the hottest lumps,

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but his lumps are
on the inside.

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Aaaargh!

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He's great!

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Uh... bye, LSP.

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This isn't what you said
it'd be about.

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I know. I...

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I love it!

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Oh, my glob!

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Finn, you've probably been
wondering

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where I've been
for the last few hours.

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Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, I have.

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Finn, I was never really
your secretary, Finn.

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I was writing a book

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about how you were
a slave to my lumps

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'cause I'm so hot, Finn!

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Oh. Okay.

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But you're the one
who's hot, Finn!

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Wow. Uh... thanks!

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No. Thank you.

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LSP, you're wearing
garbage for clothes!

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Gotcha.

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Aah!

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Ripped By mstoll