1
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Aah! My arm!

2
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Ohh! My face!

3
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Hmm.

4
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This happens sometimes.

5
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Wait, what?

6
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Oh, my gosh!

7
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How many times do
i have to tell you?

8
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Somebody broke into my
house and stole my lumps!

9
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Peebo?

10
00:01:00,934 --> 00:01:03,994
Hey, hey, how-A mah haah!

11
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Eww!

12
00:01:05,005 --> 00:01:05,903
Uh...

13
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Okay. Calm down.

14
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How am i supposed
to calm down?

15
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Lumping thief is out there,
getting fresh with my lumps!

16
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Gross.

17
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Whoa! Whoa!

18
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Gals, we'll find this crazy
freak and return all of your body parts.

19
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Thank you so much, finn!

20
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I shall give you a kiss.

21
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It's... It's okay,
hot dog princess.

22
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We'll be right back.

23
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I said i don't know!

24
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I have nothing
to do with this.

25
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Stop lying.

26
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We found your fingerprints
at the crime scene.

27
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What? Really?

28
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Uh... No.

29
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Oh, well, then why
would you say that?

30
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Ice king,
we know you did it!

31
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Finn, i'm as
concerned as you are.

32
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There's some sicko out there.

33
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What if he comes
after my princess?

34
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Your princess?

35
00:02:03,296 --> 00:02:04,354
Yeah.

36
00:02:04,431 --> 00:02:07,958
Let me introduce
you to my new wife.

37
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Oh, wait, you mean i'm
the guy stealing all the p...

38
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Yeah, okay.
I get it now.

39
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What happened to them,
husband?

40
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Hmm?

41
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Um, ah!

42
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They're sleepy.

43
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They're our limp,
sleepy children.

44
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Come on, wife.

45
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Let's have a nice
family meal.

46
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Okay.

47
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Wife, you sit right here.

48
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Isn't this nice?

49
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Uh-Oh.

50
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I mean, that's good.

51
00:03:03,056 --> 00:03:04,489
Oops!

52
00:03:04,557 --> 00:03:06,525
How fun! You're so fun!

53
00:03:08,328 --> 00:03:09,260
Mmm.

54
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Oh, marriage is fun.

55
00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:17,627
See?

56
00:03:17,704 --> 00:03:21,265
When you wash and i dry,
we get done faster.

57
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And then tomorrow night,
we switch.

58
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Here.

59
00:03:27,947 --> 00:03:32,145
Let me show you a trick,
my darling.

60
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See?

61
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You let it soak, and then
we'll wash it in the morning.

62
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Enough chores.

63
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Come along, dear.

64
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I want to show you
something special.

65
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Here it is.

66
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I hope you like it.

67
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Hmm.

68
00:05:06,312 --> 00:05:07,472
You like?

69
00:05:07,547 --> 00:05:10,175
Is there something
wrong with me?

70
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The way i am...
It's not normal, is it?

71
00:05:14,187 --> 00:05:16,553
Oh, pretty baby wife.

72
00:05:16,623 --> 00:05:19,558
You're the most normal
thing in my whole life.

73
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We're like two normal jelly
beans sitting at the bottom of the jar,

74
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Floating in a sea of olives,

75
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Waiting for somebody to guess how
many jelly beans are in the jar,

76
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Which i mentioned.

77
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I don't think i understand.

78
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Just look into my eyes and
know that everything is okay.

79
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Are you feeling normal yet?

80
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Okay.

81
00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:51,984
See that?

82
00:05:52,058 --> 00:05:54,754
We're normal, just like
the normal people are.

83
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Oh.

84
00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,391
Lady, don't take my pizza.

85
00:06:02,468 --> 00:06:03,765
Huh? What's a...

86
00:06:05,104 --> 00:06:05,934
M-M-Mons... Mons... Mons...

87
00:06:06,005 --> 00:06:06,994
Finn, what?

88
00:06:07,073 --> 00:06:08,370
Are you saying "mama"?
What are you?

89
00:06:08,441 --> 00:06:09,908
Hi!

90
00:06:09,976 --> 00:06:12,206
M-M-M-Monster!

91
00:06:12,278 --> 00:06:13,836
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

92
00:06:13,913 --> 00:06:15,346
Aah! Ugh.

93
00:06:17,784 --> 00:06:19,649
Oh, don't mind the kids.

94
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It's just a phase.

95
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I need a glass of water.

96
00:06:26,826 --> 00:06:28,020
Oh, i'll go get...

97
00:06:28,094 --> 00:06:30,995
No. It's okay. I'll get it.

98
00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:38,069
You are not normal.

99
00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:40,901
You are a monster!

100
00:06:40,974 --> 00:06:42,202
Hey, hey, hey.

101
00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:44,573
Monster! A monster!

102
00:06:44,644 --> 00:06:46,771
What's going
on in here?

103
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Nobody's a monster.

104
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All i see in this room is
a young, kind-Hearted,

105
00:06:52,285 --> 00:06:54,549
Intelligent, hot-Looking
ice king

106
00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:57,181
And his beautiful
princess bride.

107
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That's you, sweetie.

108
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I don't feel beautiful.

109
00:07:01,027 --> 00:07:03,393
I feel like a freak.

110
00:07:03,463 --> 00:07:05,988
I will prove to you that
you are beautiful.

111
00:07:16,009 --> 00:07:17,636
To me, my penguins.

112
00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:19,302
Goonter, gunther, gunder,

113
00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:21,006
Goonder, come on!

114
00:07:22,849 --> 00:07:23,816
Gunter, gunthe,

115
00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:26,351
Gaunter, ginther, follow!

116
00:07:29,789 --> 00:07:32,917
Don't rearrange the chairs,
please.

117
00:07:32,992 --> 00:07:36,393
You're all gonna clap and cheer,
or i'm gonna smack your buns.

118
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Whoo! Yeah!

119
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Clap louder.

120
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You got to be all "whoo!"

121
00:08:05,058 --> 00:08:06,491
If you look at her
with these mirrors,

122
00:08:06,559 --> 00:08:08,686
Her ugliness will
have no effect on us.

123
00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:10,456
Well, where is she?

124
00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:11,827
Oh, i think she's right over...

125
00:08:18,538 --> 00:08:19,505
Hey!

126
00:08:30,149 --> 00:08:31,878
Baby, you want to
talk about it?

127
00:08:33,186 --> 00:08:36,451
You should just find
another princess to marry.

128
00:08:36,522 --> 00:08:38,615
I'm unlovable!

129
00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:41,785
Girl, i love you as much as all
the other princesses in the

130
00:08:41,861 --> 00:08:43,556
World combined.

131
00:08:43,629 --> 00:08:46,097
You don't really mean that.

132
00:08:46,165 --> 00:08:48,030
I'll prove it.

133
00:08:53,539 --> 00:08:55,063
See?

134
00:08:55,141 --> 00:08:58,804
You have elbow princess' hips and
doctor princess' heart and intestines,

135
00:08:58,878 --> 00:09:01,972
Slime princess' bottom.

136
00:09:02,048 --> 00:09:06,508
You have all my favorite parts
of my favorite princesses.

137
00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:11,080
I'm... Just... A bunch...
Of stolen parts?

138
00:09:11,157 --> 00:09:13,387
Oh, the parts don't matter.

139
00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:15,154
It's you that matters.

140
00:09:15,228 --> 00:09:18,288
But who am i?

141
00:09:18,364 --> 00:09:22,198
You're my wife, and i will
always love my wife,

142
00:09:22,268 --> 00:09:23,758
No matter what.

143
00:09:23,836 --> 00:09:29,297
You'd love me even without
these other princesses' parts?

144
00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,603
Sure, baby.

145
00:09:30,676 --> 00:09:33,144
Even without all
your fine lady parts.

146
00:09:33,212 --> 00:09:34,941
Now give us a hug.

147
00:09:35,014 --> 00:09:36,413
Mmm.

148
00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:37,813
Hey, ice king!

149
00:09:37,884 --> 00:09:39,249
Huh?

150
00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:40,751
Your wife's face can't
make us faint anymore.

151
00:09:42,221 --> 00:09:43,950
Don't listen to them, babe.
They're being negative.

152
00:09:44,023 --> 00:09:45,149
Haahh!

153
00:09:45,224 --> 00:09:46,782
Aah!

154
00:09:46,859 --> 00:09:48,656
Run, my happiness.

155
00:09:48,728 --> 00:09:50,525
I'll distract them with
ice magi...

156
00:09:53,099 --> 00:09:54,361
Ouch.

157
00:09:56,035 --> 00:09:57,127
Aha!

158
00:09:57,203 --> 00:09:58,101
Aah!

159
00:09:59,071 --> 00:10:00,402
Yaaahhh!

160
00:10:01,974 --> 00:10:03,236
Aah!

161
00:10:03,309 --> 00:10:04,139
Aah!

162
00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,007
You give up?

163
00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:07,136
Yes!

164
00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,009
I give up.

165
00:10:10,082 --> 00:10:11,310
Finally.

166
00:10:11,384 --> 00:10:13,682
Let's get those princess
parts back to the ladies.

167
00:10:13,753 --> 00:10:15,152
Yeah, mans.

168
00:10:15,221 --> 00:10:17,086
Wait, where'd your wife go?

169
00:10:51,424 --> 00:10:53,051
Huh?

170
00:10:54,093 --> 00:10:55,856
Let me go! Let me go!

171
00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:05,029
Though my parts be scattered,
i shall always be your wife.

172
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,807
She...

173
00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:10,969
She...

174
00:11:11,043 --> 00:11:13,034
Gave away all my stuff!

175
00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:48,202
This party is so crazy!
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