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Ripped By mstoll

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Babla-babla babla-babla-baloo!

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Stunts!

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Hyah!

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Yeah!

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Yo, Finn! Look what I found!

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A vertical trampoline!

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It's sticky.

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Dude, it's a spider web.

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Ohhh.

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Well, cut me out, yo!

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No way.

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I'll stunt you out!

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Whaaah!

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I was thinking something
else would happen.

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You got anything sharp?

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The only sharp thing I
had were my fingernails,

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but you made me cut them.

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They were too long, Finn.

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Aaaaah!

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You broke the skin, dude!

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I guess my fingernails are
really lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry.

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It's cool, man.

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Can you stretch us
out of here'?

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Humph!

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Hmphhhhh!

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Humphhh!

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Aghh!

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I'm gonna take a nap while you
grow out your fingernails.

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We'll make our escape
when I wake up.

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You'll never escape!

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We will all die in the web!

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That's the circle of life.

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That's not a circle.

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That's, like... a straight line.

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We don't make
the rules, man.

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Well, don't
just give up.

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And you're walking too fast.

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You know I can't...

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The spiders are back!

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Try to stay calm.

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Greet your fate with dignity.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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We got to go, Jake!

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Jake!

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So, what?
You're not talking to me now?

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No.

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I'm just tired from setting
traps all day solo style.

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Why are you mad?

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I just said I was tired.

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But you're acting
like you're mad.

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I'm not mad!

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Oh, look — food...

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that I caught.

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In my web.

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For us.

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I spin webs, too, Ed.

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Yeah, I know.

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I try just as hard as you.

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Hmm?

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Well, go ahead, then.

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Wrap them up for laters.

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What's wrong, Barb?

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What's going on there, Jake?

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I can't!

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You think I'm gross
when I spin my web!

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What?

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I could see it on your face!

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Tell me that you don't!

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Uh...

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I... uh... um...

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You tell me you
don't find me gross!

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Oh, get stuffed, Ed!

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Barb!

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You guys are sad.

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Ugh! What is that sound?

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Sick, dude!
She makes that sound, too?

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Yeah, I guess, but she never
does it in front of me.

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Anyway, it's not gross
when guys do it.

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Dude, that's not cool.

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You need to think
about what you say

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and how that
affects your lady.

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How about how she affects me?

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I love her, man.

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Hmm... huh?

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Humph!

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Oh, snap.

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How long was I out?

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Can someone tell me
why we fight —

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Why she treats me like all
I do is make her feel bad?

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Tell me, Glob.

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Why don't you
ever answer me?

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It's hard to step outside of
yourself when you're enmeshed

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with another being.

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Oh, Grod!
It's over! It's over!

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Aaaaaaaah!

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Wait!

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What?

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Ummmmm...

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Right now, we got to real-talk
about your girlfriend.

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I don't real-talk
with my food.

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Uh...

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We real-talk now,
or you're gonna be as single

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as your stinky web squirter!

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Yeah, right.

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You just want to
get out of my web.

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All you food ever
want to do is escape.

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Y'all is always like in cahoots,
making plans not to be food.

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I'm not in cahoots.

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So, okay.

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Eat your friend here.

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Okay.

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No, Finn! What?
Where is your heart?

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Look inside yourself!

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This isn't you!

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I'm gonna fake-eat you, man.

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Oh. Word.

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N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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Oh, my guts!

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My guts everywhere!

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Ohhhh! How could you?

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Aaaaah!

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Okay, man.

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You've earned my trust.

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So let's do this.

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Real-talk me, Bro.

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Okay, first off, then,

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how you're going about
this isn't working.

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Am I right?

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Yeah.

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It's not working.

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My way sucks.

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Cool. Now we got to do
damage control —

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healing the negs
energy at the source.

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Yes, heal the
negsergies in me.

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All right, uh...

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Go find Barb a present.

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That'll fix the first neg.

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Can you do that?

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Yeah, I can find her a present,
if you think that'll help.

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I don't think it will.

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But what do I know?

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I'm just a big ol' dummy who
does everything wrong.

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Ptoo!

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Wheeeeee!

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You're free-e-e-e-e!

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Ugh!

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Oh, man!

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It's okay, Finn.

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You bought us some time.

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Yeah. Think fast.

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What can we use?

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There's nothing.

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Just a bunch of nature.

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I have a dumb idea.

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Get her a present.

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Hmph.

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When was the last time
she got me a present?

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What would she want, anyways?

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How do know?
We never talk.

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Geez, what happened to my life?

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All my friends are gone.

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They all got kids now.

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don't have kids.

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All I have is Barb.

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And she
treats me like a-a dingus!

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Oh! Cool!

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A sword!

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Wow! Neat!

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It's magic or something!

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We can hang this up over our
mantel and snuggle by the fire

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like we —
like we used to!

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I'm gonna fix us, Barb!

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Fix us!

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All right, one...

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two...

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three!

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Yo! What?

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Shoot!

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Here comes another one.

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One, two, three!

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My eyes!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Ha ha! Yes! Finally!

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Good job!

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Last chance for life.
Break out!

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Yeah, you mommy!

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Hey! What's going on here'?

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Nothing.

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Aah!

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Oh!

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Crabapples!

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Where's Ed?

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Oh. Uh, he's getting you
an "I'm sorry“ gift.

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He feels crazy about
making you cry.

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He does'? Really?

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Barb! Barb!

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Ed?

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Barb! Look!
Damage control!

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Check it out!

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I wrapped it up and everything!

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Oh, Ed, I can't believe it!

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Yeah! Come on! Open it!

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I-I really just —

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I-It's just so unlike you to —

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What's this?

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It's a sword.

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I found it in the woods.

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In the woods?

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Yeah. It's magical, though.

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Check out the blade!

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You got this for you, Ed.

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No, I got it for us —
for snuggles by the fire!

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We are never gonna snuggles

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until you learn
to appreciate me!

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Oh, really?

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Well, I guess we're never gonna
eat again, either,

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'cause I catch the food and
your butt is dysfunctional!

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Yaaaaah!

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Go! Run away, food!

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We don't need you, apparently!

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Just break up, you guys!

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Do it for you!

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Now what are you gonna eat?

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Huh, Barb?

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I'm gonna eat you!

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Yo! That's wrong!

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Who ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-res?

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Aaah!

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Aaaaaaaah!

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We're free!

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Aaaaaaaaaah!

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Eeee! Ohhhh! Aaaah!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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No! No! No! Aah!

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Oh, no.

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You got that look
on your face.

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You going back
to help that fool?

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His wife's gonna eat him!

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Spider marriage
is complicated.

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Sometimes you just
got to mind your own biz.

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Oh, help! Somebody help me!

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Go with Glob.

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Oof!

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Mercy!

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Aah! Oh! Ugh!

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Ugh!

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You little twerp!

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Are you stupid Or something?

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Yeah, I'm stupid!

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But I know something real —
you shouldn't eat your husband!

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Whoa! Ugh!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaaah! Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

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Yo. Smoothing things out?

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Uh, not exactly.

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Barb! Barb!

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What's wrong, my love?

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghh!

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Aghh!

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O-kay.

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What is happening?

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Something we're not
supposed to see.

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Oh, Ed.

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We're parents!

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Oh, sick!

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I think there's
hope for us, Barb.

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We can make a new start —
as a family.

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Nice.

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Think they're
gonna make it?

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Love like theirs will
always find a way.

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It'll crawl all up over you
and drain your body fluids,

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poisoning you slowly
until you pass out.

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Whaaaaaa!

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Circle of life, Finn.

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Circle of life.

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Yeeeeoooohhhhh!

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This party is so crazy!

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