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It's weird.

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All right, I'll try to turn
into a cheetah farting.

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Pbfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

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I can't do the spots.

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Sparkles in the house?

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Let's squish 'em!

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Hyah!

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Did you squish the sparkles?

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No. They were around this
holo-message player.

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It's got a cartridge with it.

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Oh, snap!

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Well, plop that cartridge
in the slot, playa!

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Yeah! Okay!

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Hello, boys.

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Dad!

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If you're hearing this
pre-recorded hologram message,

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it's because I've passed on

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and my spirit
sparkles guided you

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to its secret hiding place.

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Right now, I'm holding
both of you in my hands.

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You're both still
little, squishy babies.

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I made you boys something.

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It's a dungeon...
A proper dungeon

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full of evil monsters,
traps, and magic...

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The whole kazoo!

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- Kickin'!
- Whoa, kickin'!

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Now, this next part of the
message is just for you, Jake,

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so, Finn, cover your ears.

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Jake, really this
dungeon is for Finn.

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I wanna make something

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that'll force Finn
to toughen up.

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What?

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All right, tell Finn to
uncover his ears now.

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Dude, take your hands
off your head.

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What?

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All right, boys, now, to
give you some incentive,

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at the end of the dungeon, I'm
putting the family sword.

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It's made out of demon's blood.

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- Whoa! What the...?
- Oh, dang!

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Give me back my blood, Joshua!

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Kee oth rama pancake!

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Aaaaaaaargh!

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- Whoa!
- Geez Louise!

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The dungeon's 80
paces west of here

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under a dumb-looking rock.

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And, Finn, this dungeon's
gonna kick your tail.

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I bet you won't even get
past the first trial,

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you whiny baby.

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What? What was that about?

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Uh... I dunno.

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Duhh. Duhh. Duhhh.

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Whoo!

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Whoa! Burgers and hot dogs!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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- Wait, Jake!
- But... burgers and hot dogs.

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Didn't you say you were hungry
for burgers this morning?

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Yeah. So?

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And I said I was
hungry for hot dogs?

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Mm-hmm. I remember.

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I don't think those
burgers and hot dogs

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are burgers and hot dogs at all.

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Aaaaaaaaaaah...

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Boom!

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Yaaaaaaah!

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Ew.

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Duhhh.

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Hyah!

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Ahhhh.

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Dude!

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Look!

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Finn, cover up those
nubs on your head.

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Man, again?

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All right, Jake, I wanna remind
you what this dungeon's for.

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In order for Finn
to stop whining,

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he needs to be put
through a trial

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that forces him to take
charge of a situation.

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But, Dad, Finn's already
figured that out.

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He's a good kid
with a kind heart.

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Remember, Jake, this is a
pre-recorded holo-message.

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I can't hear you if you're
talking to me right now.

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I'm gonna go walk around!

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Okay!

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Jake, I need your help.

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You got to call
Finn a whiny baby.

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- But...
- Butts are for pooping.

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Do it for Poppy.

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Finn? - Over here!

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Check it out, Jake.
I found two ways.

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This way has some
kind of flower trap,

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and that way... has that guy.

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None shall pa-a-a-a-ss!

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Ugh! Let's take the flower path.

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Mm.

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Wait! Why don't you
want to take my path?

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Because you're super gross, man.

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Oh.

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Cheer up, man.

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We're only telling you you're
gross because we're your bros.

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Really?

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Yeah. Bros are real
with each other.

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And you're gross, brother.
Take a bath.

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Thanks, brother.

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No probs.

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Hey, what did Dad say?

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Um...

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He said he's surprised
a whiny baby like you

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made it this far.

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What? Why's Dad
saying all that jive?

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Mrnh.

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Jake, do it for Poppy!

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Because you cry
like a baby, baby!

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Dude, you're picking on me, too?

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Whoa.

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I don't even cry much.

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I only cry when it's healthy,
like when people die.

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Partake of the fruit.

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Pfth! Blech! Ugh.

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If I didn't cry
when people died,

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I'd have a cold
butt for a heart.

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The fru-u... u-it.

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"Waaaah! I cry when people die!

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Waaaah! I'm Finn!"

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Partake of the fruit.

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Maybe I will partake
of the fruit!

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, fruit!

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- Dude, don't eat that!
- Why not?

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All the people that I
care about in this world

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are being wads. - Ohh...

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Don't you blow Poppy's cover!

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N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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Whoa.

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Time to go, baby.

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Finn, come on!

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I'm gonna hang here
with these fruit babes.

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They'll be my best buds now.

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Yah!

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There's another cartridge!

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Pbffffffffffffffffffft!

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All right, man, Dad told me
not to tell you this, but...

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Don't tell him!

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You're not real.

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Dad asked me to call you "baby"

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'cause he wants you to be tough.

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But I'm tough! My whole
body is a callus!

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Ugh.

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On this next holo-message
we listen to,

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when Dad tells you to
cover your ears...

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don't.

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Hmph.

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Hey, hey! Finn! Jake!

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You made it past
the fruit witches.

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Hey, did they make you
cry, Finn, huh? Huh?

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I bet they did.

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All right. Now cover
your ears, Sue.

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Jake, I'm almost done
with this dungeon.

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I just have one last monster
to fit into this pit I dug.

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I got him tied up in
this room I'm building.

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It's really hard trying
to fit him in this pit.

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He's pretty evil.

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You're gonna have a crazy
time trying to defeat...

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Dad!

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Dad's sword!

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Hey, Jake, when Finn
finishes this dungeon,

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play this tape for him.

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Finn... - Ugh!

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This pre-recorded
holo-message...

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Finn!

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Oof!

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Dude! Use your karate biz!

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Ugh. I... oof!

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I can't, man! I suck!

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I'm a whiny baby, and I'm fat

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and all those things
Dad said about me!

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Dude! Dad loves you!

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Ugh!

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Finn, if you're seeing this
pre-recorded holo-message,

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it's because you've finished
the dungeon that I made.

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I'm proud of you.

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You're gonna do great
things in this world.

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I love you, son.

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Yah! Hunh! Hyah!

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Duhh.

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I made you boys something.

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It's... babies... Full of...
babies.

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The family sword... It's
made out of... babies.

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You know I don't think
you're a baby, right?

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Yeah, I know.

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That sword is sweet.

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Yeah. I'm stoked to
slay some evil with it.

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Joshua, return my blood to me,

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or, by demon's law, I will
cut off your love handles!

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Joshua! We go way back!

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Come on! Just give
me back my blood!

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Kee oth rama pancake!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh!

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Man, Dad was cool.

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Yeah.