Just about done.
Mmm. Oh, boy.
How much softy cheezy for your deezy?
A little? A lot?
Blech! None!
But you used to love softy cheese.
I don't want to talk about it.
- What was that? - Probably an owl.
Mmm.
Mm-mmm...
A ghost!
Doo, it's just Ghost Princess.
Hey, G. P.!
She's weird, huh?
How's it going?
Are you haunting us?
Yes-s-s.
Oh, okay.
Well, can you knock it off?
Sorry.
It's just I'm doomed
to haunt this mortal plane.
Oh. Let's hear more about that, honey.
Until I discover the cause of my death,
my soul can't ascend to the 50th dead world.
But as a ghost, I have no memory of my mortal life...
and no idea how I died.
It's a crime case!
Whoa! Step back, nephew!
We don't know that she was "moidered."
That's right!
We don't even know how she was "moidered."
But I'm the hard-boiled sleuth
that's gonna crack your case wide open.
Oh! That sounds wonderful!
This way, gentlemen.
Whoa.
Your neighborhood is... uh...
very peaceful.
It's the cradle of my despair.
Right, right.
Well, here's me.
Our first clue!
"Fee-may-ale."
It's a good start, but we need more.
Jake, it's time to interrogate the neighbors.
We'll do it "good cop, bad cop" -style.
I call "bad cop"!
Aww!
Yo, ghost! Yo, yo!
Yo, wake up, fool!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
What?
Yo, ghost, what do you know about the lady
buried next to you? - What, you mean her?
She's been here longer than almost everybody!
He's right!
And don't think I don't see what you do, Ghost Princess.
What?
Sneaking off at night,
scaring peeps, haunting at all hours...
'cause you can't deal with your issues!
Leave her be, Boilbee!
Wha-a-a-t?
A princess deserves empathy... Not your sass.
Ohhh! Ahh!
Butt out, Clarence.
Some of us still want to feel, you know...
The vital magnetism of life,
the vibrating energies that connect
all living and non-living beings.
Nyah! I don't like your words!
Nyah!
I'm Ghost Princess.
Have we met before? I feel like we have.
I don't think so, milady, but I am honor-ed.
What do you know about
Ghosty P's getting murdle-erdled?
Sorry. I don't know anything.
I can't imagine anyone who would harm someone
as beautiful as this.
Whoa. Smooth.
Did you try looking yonder?
That's where the néer-do-well ghosts hang out.
Right. Ne'er-do-wellers.
Let's do this, Jake!
You stay and eat cheese puffs.
Geez. Look at this place.
It's all bunked up.
Yeah, no wonder this is where the néer-do-wells go
when they deezy.
I got a feeling these ghosts are gonna be
harder to shake than Boilbee.
Yeah. Well, get ready,
'cause this biz is gonna get ridonk.
Cool, man! Hey, can I be "bad cop" now?
No.
Okay. Let's check this guy out.
- What's it say? - "Some Donkus."
Wake up, Donkus! We got questions!
Dingus!
Time to sing, ya canary!
Bam! Yah!
What you know about Ghost Princess, huh?
Give it up, Dungus!
Hey, man, take it easy.
You do your job, do mine!
Tell me what you know, punk!
Uh-oh. What's this?
A busted knife.
Is this your knife, bro?
Tell me!
Jake... "good cop"!
Oh, right.
Cool out, "bad cop"!
No! Aah!
This ghost ain't home, man!
Well, you're lucky my partner's here... pal.
- He's not worth it, man. - Hmph!
These ghosts think I'm playing.
They think it's all a big game.
But you know what? You know what I'm gonna do?
What?
I'm gonna turn this game upside downH
So, you really don't know how you died, either?
Of course not. Two, please.
And we might never find out.
But that's okay, because right now, in this moment,
I'm feeling pretty sweeties, you know?
I feel sweeties also in this moment, also.
- That's great, Ghost Princess.
I'm glad we can feel this way together
in the face of uncertainty.
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More beautiful than I could imagine.
Are you talking about Spirit Waves?
I'm talking about you, Princess.
Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
Ghosts! You ghosts! Come out! Rah!
I think this place is abandoned, man.
They're just hiding 'cause they know they're guilty!
Yo! Yo! That's my grave!
Why are you fops trashing our spot?
We... thought
you were... hiding.
Dude, we were at the Spirit Waves show.
Kill these fools!
Bring it on, you mamas!
Hold up! These guys are with me.
A'ight, Clarence, but only because of that one time
when I did that thing by accident
and you were cool about it.
It's your lucky day, punks.
Whew! Thanks, Clarence!
Yo, I'm sorry we haven't solved the case yet.
It's all right, Finn.
I'm calling off the investigation.
What? Why'?
I don't feel tormented anymore now that I'm with Clarence.
Oh, really? That's... that's cool.
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already know each other.
I feel it, too.
Our spirits must be entwined in the cosmic wheel of time.
Nice.
Let's go to my private mausoleum,
where we can be... private.
Yuck.
Thanks for your help!
A'ight!
Aw, man.
I wanted to crack the case, you know?
Look on the bright side, guy.
We looted all this sweet grave booty!
Ka-ching!
Jake! You looted? That's bad, man!
You're supposed to be "good cop."
Oops. I didn't know it was wrong.
Come on. Let's put all this stuff back.
- What? All of it? - Yes, Jake.
Huh.
This dagger says, "Renee." - What's that?
I guess Some Donkus' real name was...
"Re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-nce!"
Have we met before?
It's hard to explain,
but it's like we already know each other.
Is this your knife, bro?
This ghost ain't home, man!
What is it, dude?
We got to dig up the princess.
Look! Sorry.
Lookit!
"Clarence." Clarence was "Some Donkus"!
Some Donkus ski-bopped Ghost Princess!
Stop!
Clarence is your murdler!
Warrior Princess, give up your kingdom!
Never... not even to you, my love!
Unh!
Clarence, I... ahh...
My love!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
I did it?
I forgive you, Clarence.
Take my hands!
Ascend with me to the 50th dead world!
I can't! My soul is stuck!
I have to know hovv ldied!
Oh, glob!
My life is like a fart.
Whoa, wait a minute. Say that again.
My life is like a fart!
I know you, man... From the Squeezy Mart!
Huh? Uh, Squeezy Mart?
I'm starting to remember.
I was a broken man.
More.
I think you've had enough, man.
I don't care. My life is like a fart.
Huh?
My life is like a fart!
Hey! Hey, stop that!
Citizen's arrest!
Hey, be careful, man!
So, that's why you don't like softy cheese.
Clarence!
Ghost Princess!
Congratulations, you kids!
Yeah!
- Goodbye! - Thanks for everything!
- Thanks for everything. - Goodbye.
You sure you're ready for this, man?
Yeah. Give me one of them cheesy dogs, man.
All gone?
Let me see. Move your tongue left...
Bleh bleh.
- And right. - Bleh.
I'm proud of you, pal... Real proud.