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Who wants a cookie?

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Milk-dipped
chocolate-chip cookie!

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No, thanks.

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Now, come on, Finn.
You ha ve to eat.

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Open sesame!

6
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Uh, Jake... can't we get
rid of these clown nurses?

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They make me feel ridiculous.

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No way, man.

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Ugh!

10
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Well, now you know we
can't jump off of birds.

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I paid them up front.

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They don't leave until
the job's done.

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Besides...

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they're funny.

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Look! She just farted!

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Time for our love therapy.

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Wait... what are they doing?

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Whoa! Stop!

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Oh, my! Did that hurt, dear?

20
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No! I just don't want
you kissing my toe!

21
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Now, now, honey.

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You got to understand
that this is the only way

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to foo-foo your boo-boo.

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What does that even mean?

25
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I don't know, but I'm
feeling better already.

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Aah! That tickles.

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You want me to stop?

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No, keep going.

29
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You're gross, man.

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Look!

31
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"Deep in the forest of trees,

32
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there's a Cyclops whose magical
tears can heal any wound."

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See? See?

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Maybe you should leave
the medical decisions

35
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to the medical professionals.

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And my professional
prescription is

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your toe needs c-razy smooches!

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It's the only way!

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Huh? What?

40
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

41
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There's another way!
There's my way!

42
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Let me show you my way!

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Aah! Let me go!

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Aaaaaaaah!

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Whoa!

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Oof!

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Huh?

48
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It's the only way!

49
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Whoa!

50
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Waah! Waah!

51
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Whoa!

52
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It's the only way.

53
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Aaaaaaah!

54
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My way!

55
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Hmm.

56
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Ring! Ring!

57
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Look, there's only
two choices, bro.

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Take your pick.

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There's a path on the left...

60
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"Hair Fall Out path," no
more hair again e ver!

61
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Or the path on the right...

62
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"Smelly path," makes
you smelly forever.

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You won't believe it.

64
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Isn't there another way?

65
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No.

66
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- What if I just went...
- No. That's it.

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You have to choose.
There's no other way.

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Choosing is the only way.

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Choosing is the only way.

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It's the only way!

71
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

72
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Hey, listen, man...

73
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The Smelly Path's
actually not that bad.

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Uh... uhh...

75
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No! I choose my way!

76
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Aaaaah!

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My way.

78
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Hmm.

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Ring! Ring!

80
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Hello, dummy police?

81
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Yes, there's a strange dummy
lurking around my house.

82
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Okay. Yes.

83
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Thank you. Goodbye.

84
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What?

85
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I need to cross the river.

86
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The cyclops is over there.

87
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You can't cross this river.
It's impossible.

88
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Look, the current...

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It's so fast, it'll turn
your butt inside out

90
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for real, doofus.

91
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And the water's so acidic,

92
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it'll krump your boat in half.

93
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It's like orange juice.
It's gross.

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There's a bridge,
but it's a trap.

95
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Plus, the water's jammin'
with electric eels!

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Wow. So weird.

97
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Anyway, that's it.

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There's no other way
around, you dummy.

99
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But I need to get across.

100
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Listen what I'm telling you.

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There's no way!

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Ugly tramp.

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Glob, globbit, globbit, globbit!

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Huh? What are you saying?

105
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"Globbit, globbit"?
Who's globbit?

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Aah!

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My way!

108
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No!

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Peugghhh!

110
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Glibby-glab man, you're crazy!

111
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We're not even halfway across!

112
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You got to go back, man!

113
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It's the only way, you ugly,
fat-smelling, fathead!

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No! My way!

115
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Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

116
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Uuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

117
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Crazy!

118
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Globba, globba, globba, globba.

119
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Uh, excuse me, friend.

120
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Blblblblblblblblblblbl! Huh?

121
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You're pretty tall.

122
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Can you reach up there
and get my wheel for me?

123
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Got to get these melons
home to my wife.

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You know how it is.

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My way!

126
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Watch out, Rainy!

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Aah!

128
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Aah! Uhp!

129
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Oof!

130
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Rainy!

131
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Whoops. Uh...

132
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Man... I'm real sorry.

133
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Yeah.

134
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No doi, friend.

135
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But... I can still help.

136
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I-I'll fix your house for you.

137
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Just get out of here!
Leave us alone!

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Uh... I...

139
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Psycho Fink.

140
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Yaah!

141
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Hey! I know you're here
for my magical tears,

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but you won't have any,
because I never cry.

143
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I don't want them anymore.

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What? Stop lying!

145
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You're here for my
tears, aren't you?

146
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No. I hurt a small,
hairy man's wife.

147
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I just want to go home.

148
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You're just trying
to make me feel sad

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so you can steal my
tears when I cry,

150
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but I've got a heart
of stone, buddy.

151
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I'm evil!

152
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Dude! What's wrong with you?

153
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I said I don't want your tears!

154
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You're lying!

155
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I'm not lying!

156
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You stink at lying.

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Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man.

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Have it your way.

159
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Okay...

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I will have it my way!

161
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Huh?

162
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Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!

163
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Whoa. What?

164
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What?

165
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I can't hear you!

166
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I said...

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my way!

168
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Aah! Aah! Aah!

169
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Huh?

170
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Magical teardrop.

171
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My way can still work!

172
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Yeah!

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Huh?

174
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I'm okay!

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Yay!

176
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Huh?

177
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Whoa!

178
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Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

179
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Huh?

180
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Whoo-hoo!

181
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Yeah!

182
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Oh, yeah.

183
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Huh?

184
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Have you come crawling back

185
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for your proper
treatment, babylips?

186
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- Yah!
- Ohh!

187
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Kiss that!

188
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Oh, my. You look
horribly injured.

189
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My kisses will heal you.

190
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Now, how does that feel?

191
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Bittersweet.

192
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Hey, man.

193
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You want me to heal your
toe with my magical goo?

194
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Ahh! No, thanks.

195
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I think the kisses work better.

196
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Excuse me! Don't stop!
Keep going, please.

197
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You're gross.

198
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:05,224
Hey! We all have our own ways.

199
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You know what?

200
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You're right.