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Huh, I guess you do
know all the words.

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Anyway, start the
next video, Beemo.

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We got to crack the code on the
Ice King's evil secret tapes!

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Brrr! You guys cold?

5
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Yeah, it's kinda chilly in here.

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What's on those tapes?

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I can kind of make it out.

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Dang it, Beemo, just turn
to your right a little.

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Ugh! By the power of ice,

10
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I want your cup of
cocoa to fall over!

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Yes!

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Now turn and pick it up.

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Yes. Yes.

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That's... me?

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They're watching
my secret tapes?

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And they're cozy!

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I'll show them.

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This snowman looks pretty good.

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Pretty darn good.

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Wenk.

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Could I have five
more minutes, please?

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I think I can break
the code, Finn.

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Really?

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Yes, I have detected
a noticeable pattern

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in the tears of
sadness that fall

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from the Ice King's eyeballs.

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His tears drop at an equal
rate until the 13th tear,

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when the right side drops
two tears instead of one.

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- Whoa.
- This is so fascinating.

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The 13th letter of
the alphabet is

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if I print the letter "m"

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every time Ice King
says an "m" word

33
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it looks like this.

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Oh, my glob, Jake. Is this it?

35
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Could this be the Ice
King's evil secret?

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What does it mean?

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Some of you won't survive this.

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You'll melt or split in half
or your head will fall off.

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But that's fine, because
you're made of snow.

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Only one thing matters today...

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Getting into that tree house,
getting my tapes back,

42
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and beating up Finn and Jake!

43
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Maybe Beemo. Yeah, Beemo, too.

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Who's with me?

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Hey, Why are you guys So quiet?

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Are you mad?

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Oh, that's right,
you're not alive yet.

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My bad.

49
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Give me my tapes back.

50
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No, man! I know you've got
evil secrets on these,

51
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and we're gonna find them!

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Snowmen, attack!

53
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Aah!

54
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Crup, Jake!

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We got to unravel these
evil secrets at warp crazy!

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Good morning.

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You're watching
the evening news.

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There's been an
unfortunate event.

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Let's go talk to some witnesses.

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Princess, what is your name?

61
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Please, let me go home!

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So, Princess
Please-let-me-go-home, tell me,

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what was it like to
experience this tragedy?

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What? I can...

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I don't, uh, uh...

66
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Yeah, we're on air,
honey, so spit it out.

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I... I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Obviously traumatized and
in a state of shock.

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Let's go ask somebody
else something.

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Upside-down Princess,
do you think

71
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things will change politically
because of today's events?

72
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You're really frightening me!

73
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Well, there you have it, folks.

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People are very upset

75
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that Gunter tried to
eat Ice King's socks.

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Very Upset!

77
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That's why Gunter has
to stay in the corner.

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Weird.

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He's sneaking in
through the chimney!

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Ah, the element of surprise.

81
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Aw, geez, I'm filthy.

82
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Well, now I'm cleaner,
but I'm also nakeder.

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Ooh! Mmm.

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Just what I need.

85
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Come on, come on.

86
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'cause I wouldn't know it ♪
- Yeesh!

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They wouldn't be
in a fruit bowl!

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Ooh!

89
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Well, look at you with your
nose shining so bright!

90
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You're so unique!

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I'll name you "Red Nose"

92
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and make you leader of the pack!

93
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Well, now you look boring.

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If you want something
done right,

95
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you have to do it yourself.

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Now give me my evil tapes back!

97
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They're supposed to be buried...

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in the ground!

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Snow goons!

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- Oh, no!
- Don't worry, Beemo.

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Aah!

102
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Finn, there's one more tape!

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Play it! His evil secret
must be on that tape!

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No, Beemo, please don't play it!

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Hello, my name is
Simon Petrikov.

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I am recording this tape so
that people will know my story.

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Oh, no! Turn it off, Beemo!
Turn it off!

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I was studying to
be an antiquarian

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of ancient artifacts.

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Now I never believed in the
supernatural stuff myself,

111
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just had a fascination
with superstitions.

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But everything changed

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when I came into contact
with this item.

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The Ice King!

115
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After purchasing this crown

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from an old dock worker
in northern Scandinavia,

117
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I brought it home and excitedly
showed my fiancee, Betty.

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I jokingly put it on my head,

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just for a laugh or something,

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and that's when it started...
the visions.

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I fought with them,
shouted at them

122
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until I realized it wasn't real!

123
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It was the crown!

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I quickly took it off

125
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and saw my fiancée
in front of me,

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looking at me with
such contempt!

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What had I said?

128
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What had I done when
I wore this crown?

129
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All I know is, I never
saw Betty again.

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Since then, I now see
the visions always,

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whether or not I wear the crown.

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They tell me the secrets...

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the secrets of the ice and snow,

134
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that the power of the crown

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will save me with its frost.

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I don't yet know
what this means...

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As you can see, my skin is
beginning to turn blue,

138
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my body temperature
has been lowering

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at a supernatural rate,

140
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to what is now about
30 degrees celsius.

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I don't know when it will end.

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I'm really scared...

143
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I know my mind is changing,

144
00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:10,305
but I'm already too far
gone to know what to do.

145
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I want people to know
that if I do things,

146
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if... if I do things
that hurt anyone,

147
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please, please forgive me!

148
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Just watch over me until
I can find my way

149
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out of this labyrinth
in my brain

150
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and regain my sanity!

151
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And then maybe Betty,
my princess...

152
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maybe you will love me again.

153
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Please love me again, Betty!

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Drama bomb!

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Now you know my secret!

156
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You know...

157
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that I used to wear glasses!

158
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Maybe kidnapping Wildberry
Princess will cheer me up.

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Wait, Ice King.

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Beemo, eject tape, please.

161
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Here, Ice King.

162
00:09:00,639 --> 00:09:03,518
What's this? You're
giving me a gift?

163
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,819
No! It's...

164
00:09:05,894 --> 00:09:07,612
Well, these belong to you.

165
00:09:07,687 --> 00:09:10,156
But it's not even my birthday!

166
00:09:10,232 --> 00:09:12,906
Oh, this is so exciting!
Video tapes!

167
00:09:12,984 --> 00:09:15,032
You know, I had a
bunch of these once,

168
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but I threw them away.

169
00:09:16,696 --> 00:09:18,994
This is great, Finn. Thank you.

170
00:09:19,074 --> 00:09:20,451
It's from me, too.

171
00:09:20,534 --> 00:09:23,913
Oh, I have presents
for you guys, too!

172
00:09:23,995 --> 00:09:25,713
Here, it's a small pine tree.

173
00:09:25,789 --> 00:09:27,917
I chopped it down
in one fell swoop.

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And this is for you.

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Uh, thanks.

176
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Oh, isn't this fun?

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We're exchanging presents.
We're wearing silly clothes.

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There's snow everywhere.

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Let's do this every day!

180
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Uh...

181
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How about once a year?

182
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Okay.

183
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That sounds good.

184
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And so it was decided,

185
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that once every year, when
the weather got chilly,

186
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that Finn, Jake, the Ice King,

187
00:09:55,026 --> 00:09:57,495
Beemo, Princess Bubblegum,

188
00:09:57,571 --> 00:09:59,414
Marceline the Vampire Queen,

189
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Cinnamon Bun, Peppermint
Butler, Phil,

190
00:10:02,742 --> 00:10:05,666
a candy cane man, one
of the Gumdrop Girls,

191
00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:08,624
Lady Rainicorn, Lumpy
Space Princess,

192
00:10:08,707 --> 00:10:10,675
that guy, the other guy,

193
00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,845
a pig, Tree Trunks,
a two-headed duck,

194
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,220
the old crazy Tart
Toter, the punch bowl,

195
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a booger, and Gunter
would get together

196
00:10:20,427 --> 00:10:22,020
while wearing
really big sweaters

197
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and watch videos on the
floor next to a fire

198
00:10:24,556 --> 00:10:27,025
to celebrate the day
when Finn and Jake

199
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had a fleeting
moment of empathy

200
00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:31,196
for the biggest weirdo in Ooo.

201
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It was a miracle.

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Good night.

203
00:11:02,177 --> 00:11:04,521
This party is so crazy!