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- Jake, you made this?
- Yeah.

2
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And you buried the
treasure right here?

3
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Uh-huh.

4
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Jake, you're awesome!

5
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This is so cool.

6
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A suitcase?

7
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Oh, man!

8
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I found it in the dump

9
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and then buried it
without looking inside.

10
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Whoa.

11
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Wait a second, man.
I know this case.

12
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One night, while you were
away at Lady's house,

13
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I was dancing in the woods.

14
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Evil tapes. Evil!

15
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Perchance, I saw the Ice King
doing something suspicious.

16
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So I trailed him to the dump,

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where he buried this
case in the ground.

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You're evil tapes!

19
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Full of evil secrets!

20
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That's why I'm going to bury you

21
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where no one will
ever find you...

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under all these boogers!

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Whee!

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Whee!

25
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I waited for him to leave.

26
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But he played in those
boogers for hours.

27
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I decided to come back
later for the case.

28
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But I lost track of it.

29
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- Whoa! And I found it?
- Mm-hmm.

30
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Let's have a secret screening.

31
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I'll make some fliers for it.

32
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There, now nobody
will bother us.

33
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Jake! Jake, come on!

34
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Okay, you can play
this, right, Beemo?

35
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Yes, Finn.

36
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It goes in my butt.

37
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Oh.

38
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This is so exciting!

39
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Hello, dear diary.

40
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Pretty good day so far.

41
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Got up bright and early,

42
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had a healthy and
slimming breakfast,

43
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did 14 minutes of cardio.

44
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Dude, what are we watching?

45
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I think it's the
Ice King's diary.

46
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I mean, I'm not gonna win

47
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carpenter of the
year or anything,

48
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but it's a place to hang
up the old toothbrush.

49
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Wenk.

50
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Gunter. Hey, Gunter.

51
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Get... getaway from
the camera, sweetie.

52
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Papa's recording his
innermost thoughts.

53
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Remember, I explained
this to you?

54
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Hey, Gunter.

55
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Gunter! - Wenk.

56
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Well, anyway, as you can
see, I'm not wearing my...

57
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Wenk.

58
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I'm not wearing my...

59
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Wenk, wenk.

60
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Sweetie, I raised my voice

61
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because you were giving
me the silent treatment.

62
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You understand? - Wenk.

63
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I love you.

64
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Can we fast-forward?

65
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N-No, man, we might
miss something.

66
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There must be more
to life than this.

67
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Wenk.

68
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I know, you don't like
when I'm contemplative.

69
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C-Contemplative? No.

70
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Con-tem-plat... C...
let's put on a play!

71
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What?

72
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Oh, Ice King, you're so cool!

73
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You take such good
care of yourself!

74
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I want to be with you!

75
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Wenk, wenk, wenk!

76
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No, Gunter, beard stays on.

77
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Wenk.

78
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Gunter, I need you
to wear the beard!

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- Wenk.
- Gunter!

80
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Hey, pause it, Beemo.

81
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There's got to be some
evil secrets in here.

82
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I want to keep watching.

83
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Okay-

84
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Well, why don't I
make us some snacks?

85
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So I don't have to watch this.

86
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Can we sit on the floor?

87
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I feel so far away
from you guys.

88
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Wenk.

89
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Aha!

90
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Now hold still.

91
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You moved!

92
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Ooh, what's this?

93
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Secret tapes?

94
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I wanna watch!

95
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Catch you later, Gunter.

96
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Wenk.

97
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Gunter, no!

98
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Gunter!

99
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Dance p...

100
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Gunter!

101
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Dance party!

102
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Thanks, Gunter.

103
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Mmm!

104
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You're Gunter.

105
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Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk.

106
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Oh, fine, who needs you?

107
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More dance party for us.

108
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Right, Gunter?

109
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Oh! Uh...

110
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May I have this dance?

111
00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:22,026
There's probably some
evil secrets coming up.

112
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Someone wants to see
the secret tapes!

113
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What?

114
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Oh, but I was so
clear in my flier.

115
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Let's peek through the
window and check who it is.

116
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Maybe it's just a pizza.

117
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Right!

118
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- Hey, hey!
- What?

119
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You guys are checking too loud!

120
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Oh, you're right.

121
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More quietly.

122
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I'm quieter now.

123
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Cool.

124
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Hey. Guys, it's me.

125
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Can I come in and watch the
secret tapes with you?

126
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I brought some gifts.

127
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Aah!

128
00:06:07,358 --> 00:06:09,326
Okay, if we're
quiet long enough,

129
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Ice King will think no
one's home and go away.

130
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Ah, no one's home.

131
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Guess I'll go away.

132
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Aah! Aah! Ohh!

133
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Huh?

134
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Just turn your alarm off!

135
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Hmm, that sounds like Beemo.

136
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My alarm says it's
time for Finn's bath.

137
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Finn, get naked.

138
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No, just hit your snooze button!

139
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I cannot self-snooze.

140
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It's against my programming.

141
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Well, then, tell
me how to do it!

142
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Press and hold, then press the
button on top of my head.

143
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Phew!

144
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I'm sorry.

145
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We can still take a bath.

146
00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,291
He must know we're
watching his tapes.

147
00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,254
We need to find his
secrets faster.

148
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Oh, diary, thank you
for listening to me.

149
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Fast-forward, Beemo.

150
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Sorry, been meaning to tell you
something insanely private.

151
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But darest I?

152
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I love to...

153
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fill my bathtub full of milk

154
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and sit in it like
I'm a magic angel.

155
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There, I said it.

156
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The white of the
milk is so dense,

157
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And when I poke my little
toes out from under the milk,

158
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they startle me and I giggle.

159
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I giggle, diary.
They're my own toes,

160
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yet I giggle, and
then I fall asleep.

161
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And the milk curdles and I
get all stinky and sticky.

162
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Disgusting, diary.
Lam disgusting.

163
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I'm disgusting.

164
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I'm disgusting and I
smell like curdled milk.

165
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Anyway, back to the
Turtle Princess.

166
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Play, Beemo.

167
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So, there we are.

168
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Turtle Princess is frozen

169
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and in my little
ice wheelbarrow,

170
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and there was magic in the air.

171
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We were both feeling it.

172
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But before I can
leave the library,

173
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Finn and Jake show up!

174
00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:59,099
You know how Jake is.
Stretch this, stretch that.

175
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Bah!

176
00:08:00,221 --> 00:08:01,723
He knocks off my crown,

177
00:08:01,806 --> 00:08:03,979
and then Finn bonks
me on the nose!

178
00:08:04,058 --> 00:08:05,230
Still hurts, too.

179
00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,527
The worst part is,

180
00:08:06,603 --> 00:08:09,857
Turtle Princess took
away my library card.

181
00:08:11,274 --> 00:08:14,118
You know, dear diary,
I'm starting to worry

182
00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,947
that all these entries
sound exactly the same,

183
00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,749
and that my life is just
me running in place

184
00:08:19,824 --> 00:08:22,418
on some giant hamster wheel.

185
00:08:22,493 --> 00:08:25,121
Ugh, fast-forward, Beemo.

186
00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,016
This reminds me of the time
I got stuck in my bathroom.

187
00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,417
There was a squirrel.
Dan 't ask.

188
00:08:28,499 --> 00:08:30,459
Anyway, long story short,
imagine me crouched down

189
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on the kitchen floor talking
to the toilet paper.

190
00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:34,190
Ha ha! I'm like, "Who wants
to go on an adventure?

191
00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,807
Ana' the toilet
paper's //ke, "What?"

192
00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,680
You're my best friend, diary.

193
00:08:37,759 --> 00:08:39,477
I'm gonna take a nap.

194
00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:40,769
No! These tapes are important.

195
00:08:40,845 --> 00:08:42,518
We just don't know why yet.

196
00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,725
Beemo, fast-forward
to triple speed.

197
00:08:44,807 --> 00:08:45,808
Okay-

198
00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,098
Beemo, play normal speed.

199
00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:19,471
Come on, baby, in the pocket!

200
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,471
I can't do it. I can't do it.

201
00:09:22,553 --> 00:09:24,476
Maybe he's talking
in secret code.

202
00:09:24,555 --> 00:09:28,401
Telling evil secrets
in secret code...

203
00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:29,398
He's brilliant!

204
00:09:29,477 --> 00:09:32,105
Well, how do we
decode the secrets?

205
00:09:32,188 --> 00:09:34,361
Why don't we call
others for help?

206
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,942
Beemo, you're brilliant!

207
00:09:36,025 --> 00:09:37,948
Well, who do we call?

208
00:09:38,027 --> 00:09:40,246
Um... the smartest
person we know...

209
00:09:40,321 --> 00:09:42,039
Princess Bubblegum.

210
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,085
She's brilliant.

211
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,298
- Hi, Princess Bubblegum.
- Hey, Finn.

212
00:09:54,377 --> 00:09:56,379
Jake and I found a
bunch of secret tapes.

213
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,590
We were wondering if you'd
help us decode them.

214
00:09:58,673 --> 00:10:01,142
- Codes?
- Yeah, they're really stupid,

215
00:10:01,217 --> 00:10:04,061
but, you know, maybe they're
encoded or whatevah.

216
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,060
Oh, you called the right person.

217
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,141
I know a lot about codes.

218
00:10:08,224 --> 00:10:09,897
Let's start with...

219
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,819
- Huh?
- Oh!

220
00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:16,157
Hey, Princess, we
got disconnected.

221
00:10:16,232 --> 00:10:19,452
Hello, Finny.

222
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,529
You sound weird.

223
00:10:21,612 --> 00:10:23,580
Must be a bad connection.

224
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:27,251
That's why we were disconnected
earlier on the telephone.

225
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:31,673
Ice King is on the
phone outside.

226
00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:34,126
So, how's the weather
in Candy Kingdom?

227
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,460
Oh, the usual.

228
00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:38,922
There's ice everywhere, and
it smells like penguins.

229
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,428
The only thing that smells like
penguins is you, Ice King!

230
00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,100
How did you...

231
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,644
What are you doing?

232
00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:46,767
I want to watch secret
tapes with you guys.

233
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:47,642
It'll be nice.

234
00:10:47,722 --> 00:10:48,723
No, man.

235
00:10:48,806 --> 00:10:51,025
But...

236
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,444
He doesn't know that we're
watching his tapes.

237
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:54,987
We gotta find these evil secrets

238
00:10:55,063 --> 00:10:57,031
before he uses them against us!

239
00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:59,200
Ohhhh, fine!

240
00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:00,948
No more nice!

241
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,246
Now you'll get ice!

242
00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:07,076
Try watching those tapes
with frozen eyeballs!

243
00:11:10,161 --> 00:11:13,131
Aaaaaaaah!

244
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:44,905
This party is so crazy!