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Jake.

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Wizard battle
is starting soon.

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I know!

4
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We got here six hours early,
you dork.

5
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Just wake me up when
they start selling hot dogs.

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Whoa! What do you know?

7
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The wizards are arriving!

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Whoo-Hoo! Yeahh

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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I am the grand master
wizard of ceremonies.

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And now... The rules!

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Contestants will fight each
other with spells from the eight

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Schools of magic.

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No science,
science whyzard!

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No weapons, weaponhead!

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Hmph!

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To enter wizard battle,
you must be ... A wizard!

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Whoo, only wizards allowed!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Wh— oh, what?

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Ice king!

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Boo!

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You're a contestant?

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Mm-Hmm.

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You guys come here to
watch me win?

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You're gonna lose, man.

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You're a loser.

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Ha!

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I'm not gonna lose.

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I've got a foolproof
plan for winning.

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I'm gonna cheat.

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And now,
l's and g's, witness the unveiling of

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This tournament's grand prize —

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A kiss...
From princess bubblegum...

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On the mouth!

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Boo! Boo!

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Hmm.

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Is it an open-Mouth kiss?

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No!

40
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Then i choose to
exit the battle.

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Yeah.

42
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Yeah.

43
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No one is allowed to exit wizard battle!

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The doors are shut!

45
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The sky barrier is in place!

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All of you will kiss the
princess or die in battle!

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Oh, i just can't wait to
taste that sweet bubblegum.

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Jake, we got to enter the
contest and stop ice king!

49
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But we're not wizards, mang.

50
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What about the sanctity and
honor of wizard battle'?

51
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I'd rather sanctify pb's lips.

52
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Ooh! You don't care
about the ice king —

53
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You just want to kiss
princess bubblegum.

54
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No, i want to save the princess!

55
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Mm-Hmm.

56
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Yeah, you do.

57
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I do!

58
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Yeah, you do.

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Oh, shush!

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Now... Where's the ice king?

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Over there!

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Oh, yeah.

63
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We need a plan, man.

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Okay, when the wizards
start to battle,

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Let's go hide behind that rock.

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By the rays of the setting sun,
the battle of wizards has...

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Begun!

68
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Looks like everyone
had the same plan.

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What are they waiting for?

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The opposites.

71
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Huh?

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The wizards with opposite powers
will take each other on first.

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And...
Are you a wizard?

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Yes. My name is...
Abracadaniel!

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Ugh!

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Hi, abracadaniel.

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My name is, uh...

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Magic, uh, fist.

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Whoa, this kid
looks like a wimp.

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Who is that?

81
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He's my uh,
magic second head.

82
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Well, he's right.

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I only entered this contest

84
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'cause i thought the
prize would be money,

85
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But it's just a kiss!

86
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You mean... You don't
care about kissing pb?

87
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Ugh, no way!

88
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If i were the winner, i would
turn my face so our lips

89
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Wouldn't touch,
and i would push princess away.

90
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Turn... And push!

91
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Turn... And push!

92
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Turn... And push!

93
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This guy is great!

94
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Turn... And push!

95
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Well, i'm going back to my cave
to wait for someone to kill me.

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Good bye.

97
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Wait! Abracadanny, don't
you worry about a thing.

98
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I'm gonna protect you.

99
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You will?

100
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Yeah, man.

101
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Also, i have an idea for how
you can help me save pb's lips.

102
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Um, okay.

103
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Aaah!

104
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Oh! Look, opposites
are going to battle.

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Hyah!

106
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Cheating!

107
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He's using a weapon!

108
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Why isn't the grand wizard
seeing this?

109
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Nunchucks, vanish!

110
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Booyah!

111
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Now's my chance to stop him!

112
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Ooh.

113
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Aaah!

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Rock wizard!

115
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Come to be,
meteor shower!

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Rock wizard compels you!

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Cantrip!

118
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Huh?

119
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Mm!

120
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Aah!

121
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No!

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Jake, 2 o'clock!

123
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Okay, now to stop the
ice ki-I-I-Ng?

124
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My body is squishy.

125
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That's how i survived.

126
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Whoa!

127
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That's turbo amazing!

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Hyah!

129
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Whaaaa!

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Stay close to me, abracadaniel.

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Aaah!

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Cantrip!

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What?

134
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You turned me pink, bro!

135
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Ugh!

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Three wizards remain!

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Time to get real!

138
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I want to see some
crazy wiz biz!

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Wiz biz! Wiz biz!

140
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Oh, i can almost taste
those sweet lips!

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Wlllah! Wlllah!

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Quick, listen!

143
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Now's the time for
you to help me!

144
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Hey, guys. Guys?

145
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What are you whispering?

146
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Come on!

147
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I got a surprise
for youse fools!

148
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Yeah, that's right.

149
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Just a little closer.

150
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Ooh, what's in here,
in my little sleevie hole?

151
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Watch out, man!

152
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Whoo!

153
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You got this, danny boy!

154
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My nunchucks! No!

155
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Yes!

156
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I did it!

157
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I really did it!

158
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I'm a true wizard!

159
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I have powers too, you butts!

160
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Hyah!

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Ice sword!

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Ice shield!

163
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Abracadaniel!

164
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What?
What'd you say?

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Ohm

166
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Good job, danny.

167
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You're not a wimp anymore.

168
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You should feel pretty good.

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I do.

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I feel real good!

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I'm gonna forfeit now.

172
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I only wanted to
stop the ice king.

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Unh-Unh.

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I forfeit!

175
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I forfeit, everyone!

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Whoa!

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Abracadaniel wins!

178
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You are the greatest
wizard in ooo!

179
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Oh! Ooh!

180
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Oh, thank you,
grand master wizard.

181
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I guess, through this trial,
i have become a great wizard.

182
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I-I came here with no
self-Esteem and no chances,

183
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A willow wisp of a boy, but i
walk out of this arena a man,

184
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A confident man who deserves
a kiss from a princess!

185
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No-O-O-O-O-O!

186
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It appears you have knocked out
abracadaniel using the most

187
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Shameful of all magic,
a power shriek.

188
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But since you are the last wizard,

189
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You are the winner of wizard battle!

190
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Go get ready for your kiss, champ.

191
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Wow, man!

192
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,242
What?

193
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,345
I never heard you
scream like that before.

194
00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:06,392
You were all like,
"no-O-O-O-O!

195
00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:10,224
No one kisses her
but me-E-E-E!"

196
00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:13,163
Yeah, okay, i want to kiss her,
all right? You got me!

197
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,392
The big secret is out!

198
00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,128
Okay, jake! I like princess bubblegum!

199
00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:17,669
Are you happy, jake?

200
00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,965
Whoa.
Jake, don't cry, man.

201
00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,202
I'm not really mad at you.

202
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I'm just sick of having to
hide my feelings all the driz.

203
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It's exhausting.

204
00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:32,077
Then stop hiding your feelings, man.

205
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,777
Go out there and smooch it up!

206
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Yeah, all right, man.

207
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,151
You ready in there?

208
00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,954
Yeah, i'm comin'!

209
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,012
Ugh!

210
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:04,947
Whoa!

211
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,246
Ow, dag.

212
00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:08,480
What's going on here?

213
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,783
Uh, ice king was
cheating his way through

214
00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:12,051
Wizard battle using nunchucks,

215
00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:14,218
So jake and i faked being
wizards to save you from

216
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Having to kiss him.

217
00:10:15,383 --> 00:10:16,589
And — and we...

218
00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:20,157
I dishonored wizard battle.

219
00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:24,033
Oh, finn,
you did all that for me?

220
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,566
That's for being sweet...

221
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,903
And that's for cheating.

222
00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:31,944
Finn, you know better than
to ruin the sanctity of

223
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,239
Wizard battle!

224
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,712
Wizards only, silly.

225
00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:38,979
Okay, everyone, go home!

226
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,110
Start getting ready
for next year!

227
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,712
Meh.

228
00:10:44,779 --> 00:10:46,156
Oh, well.

229
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,419
Good job.

230
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,858
You got the kiss, man.

231
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,122
Thanks, man.

232
00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:52,061
My face hurts a little.

233
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,497
Don't worry about that,
'cause you look totally cool

234
00:10:54,555 --> 00:10:55,397
Right now.

235
00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:56,298
Thanks, dude.

236
00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:57,301
Here, you try 'em.

237
00:10:57,358 --> 00:10:59,133
Okay. Am i cool now?

238
00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:01,264
So fly.

239
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,001
How about me?

240
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,304
Put me on the grid,
scale of 1 to 10.

241
00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:06,811
1 is "totally gross."

242
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,814
10 is like, "dang, ice king,
you look crazy si-I-Ck!"