Pizza!
- Sir! My sir! - Hmm?
A message from their majesties.
King and Queen Lumpy Space!
We can't find our baby girl!
Oh! She's been missing for days!
Whoa! Stop your crying, you two.
We'll help you find your daughter.
We'll find her using Jake's muscles.
Dude, show off your muscles. Whoo!
No more tears, booblee bear.
Please, take her these sandwiches we made.
She loves these sandwiches.
Thank you, boys!
Whoo!
Dude, I know where Lumpy Space Princess is.
She's in the woods eating beans.
Mm-hmm.
This is gonna be easy as...
uh...
mm...
Easy as childbirth.
Yeah, okay.
Oh!
Aah! Oof!
Please! Please, help me.
A monster is terrorizing our village
and has eaten up all the crops!
Why were you up here in this tree?
I thought I saw some food,
and I was hiding from the monster.
You must help.
Hmm. I guess we can help this guy real quick
and then get back to L.S.P.
Where's your village?
Um...
I don't remember.
Howard remembers.
Hey! It's Howard!
Howard!
You remember where the village is?
Yeah, I marked it on the map,
but, uh... it's only half...
Well, we're all ready.
We can't leave yet.
Awww.
All right, now we're ready.
What's in the basket?
Samiches!
Food!
Food! Food!
Wait! You can't eat this food!
It's not ours to give!
Now show us the way to your town.
Too tired from hunger.
Carry me?
Okay.
The monster lives in that windmill.
We're too scared to go near it.
Nothing scares us!
Be alert.
Anything could pop out of there
and rip our faces off.
Whoo!
Be careful, Finn!
It's you!
Finn! What the junk?
It's you!
Oh! Sandwiches!
L.S.P., what the heck are you doin' here?
Are you in here making out with the monster?
No.
I... am the monster.
Whaaaaaaaaaat?
It's a long story.
It all started at my lumpin' parents' house.
- Daughter. - Yeah?
How are the sandwiches?
They're lumpin' delicious, mom!
You know, you could enjoy your mom's sandwiches
every day if you came back more often.
No. You can have them delivered to me at my apartment.
We want you to move back home, sweetheart.
What?
You invited me here under false pretenses?
Wait, sweetheart!
We're just worried about you.
Ha! Y'all don't think I can make it on my own?
I'll show you!
I'm running away!
I stormed out and left Lumpy Space forever.
Oh.
And then you found this windmill.
No. Something else happened first.
Keep listening.
I was so cold,
and I was so very hungry.
Uh, uh!
Oh, glob!
Maybe I can...
make a shelter out of these nuts.
It's not fair!
I was rescued by a family of wolves.
The Mama Wolf was all like,
"We must take care of her as if she were our own."
And Papa Wolf was all like,
"This is a special child who needs special love
because she's going to be great when she grows up."
So these were talking wolves?
No, they were normal wolves.
I knew what they were thinking
because of their body language.
Stop interrupting, Finn!
I found a home where I could act like myself.
They took care of me.
I knew that if my parents could see me now,
they'd be jealous of how lumpin' awesome I am.
Oh, my glob!
But then the drama started.
Stephanie, Sue, can you guys keep a secret?
Okay, here's the secret.
I just saw Jessica making out with Mark...
behind Tony's back.
Stephanie, are you even listening?
'Cause I'm kind of freaking out right now!
Tony's gonna come back from hunting
any minute now and...
Hi, Tony!
Oh, my glob. Guys, what are we gonna...
Oh.
So, should we say something to Tony?
You guys!
Tony, Jessica's cheating on you!
Oh, my glob! Oh, my glob! Oh, my glob!
Look, I'm sorry.
I know it's none of my business...
I know!
Because I think Tony has a right to know, Stephanie!
Nuh-unh, Miranda! I do not like Tony!
No, Jessica!
Don't cheat on Tony with me!
Aah! Aah!
Uh! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Ah! Aah!
Oh, glob!
Oh, no!
Ah! Aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaa! Aaaaaah!
Oh, glob.
I came upon a tribe of villagers.
Monster!
Oh, I'm so hungry!
Monster!
Ah!
Monster!
Anyway, then I found this windmill,
and whenever I get hungry,
I dress up like the monster,
and I go eat all of the villagers' crops.
L.S.P., you're stealing!
Don't say that!
You're makin' me feel bad.
Thanks, Finn.
L.S.P., if you want to feel better,
you should apologize to the farmers and make amends.
- Really? - Yeah. That'll work.
Monster!
Monster! Monster!
Monster!
No! No, wait!
Monster! Monster!
I'm not a monster!
I was just pretending to be a monster.
Huh?
And I'm sorry that you're starving
because I ate all of your crops,
even though you're all still really fat
and I probably helped you lose some weight.
Did she just call us fat?
Don't get all bent out of shape!
I'm just being honest!
L.S.P.!
What?
That apology was terrible!
Look!
The monster eats while it apologizes!
Let's kill it!
Ohh!
Please don't kill me!
We have to!
Well, you don't have to.
Yeah. You can just let her go.
If we let her go, she'll keep eating our crops,
and we'll starve!
Why don't you just get your parents
to buy you more crops?
We are parents!
Those crops were for our children!
You guys are parents?
Just like my parents...
L.S.P., are you okay?
Yeah, Finn. I'm great.
Here.
I want you to have these sandwiches.
Sandwiches?
Yeah, they're really good.
They're made with a lot of love.
It's working!
I saved the village!
And that's how I saved the village.
Well, we're just glad you're home.
Whatever.
And thank you, Finn and Jake.
No problem.
Yeah, we didn't really do that much.
This party is so crazy!