Man, i still can't believe marceline is 1,000 years
Old and has never seen "heat signature."
This movie is gonna blow their minds!
Marceline!
We've brought "heat signature"! Woot-Woot!
Whoo! Hey, so i want you all to
Meet finn and jake. They aren't completely lame.
What up? Guys, this is wendy...
Hey. Boo boo...
Hello. Hello.
And georgy. Hey.
We used to be in a gang together back in the underworld.
Hmm! Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
Hope y'all like getting your minds blown, 'cause it's
Showtime!
Ugh! What is wrong with this couch?
Man, that made my teeth hurt!
Oh, yeah. Sorry. I didn't really ever sit on
There. I just float usually.
We kind of all do. Ohh, what?
Man, no fair! Yeah, well, too bad you're
Not vampires. So, anyways, i —
Wait! Hold on just a second.
Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm. Marceline, we insist
You turn us into vampires. Or ghosts, or whatever — we
Just want to fly. All right, all right. Fine.
Yes! Come on, marceline!
You're gonna turn these goofballs?
Don't worry.
I've got something way more fun in mind.
Okay, marceline.
We're ready now. Okay. Hold that thought.
I'm gonna perform the biting
Ritual. You guys, close your eyes, and
Don't open them until i say so. If you do, your heads will
Explode! Okay, finn. You first.
Bite!
Chomp!
Boop, boop.
Okeydokey. All done.
How do you guys feel? Pretty much...
The same. My neck sort of hurts.
Don't you feel a little hungry...
For blood?
I... I felt it! Jake, do you feel it?
Yeah, i could go for some blood.
Oh, no!
Jake, we're gonna have to drink blood now for all eternity!
Yeah!
What if we turn evil? I'll have to start wearing
Cologne! Relax, guys.
You can satisfy your bloodlust without killing.
Look. [slu-U-U-U-U-U-U-Rp!]
You just eat the color. Here, jake. You try.
Ahh! Aah! Come on!
Sorry, bro. [slu-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Rp!]
Oh, snap! I feel... Stronger.
Whoa.
Marceline, can we float now? Mm, not yet.
That's a really advanced power. First, you got to go through
Vampire orientation.
Think you chumps can handle it?
Okay, guys. The first phase of vampire
Orientation is learning...
Invisibility!
Ah, hey!
You ready for the power of...
Invisibility? With all my heart!
Good. Now, spin!
Give it a whirl, jake! Now chant, "invisible!
Invisible!" invisible! Invisible!
Oof!
Yep. It worked.
We're invisible! Ugh!
You're invisible! Hey, then how come we
Can see each other? Because you guys became
Vampires at the same time, so you're forever linked.
Aw, yeah!
Marceline...
You're friends with some real morons.
Oh, my god, melissa. Ever since clara stopped eating
Meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat,
But, like, i can't say that junk to her face.
Wow! Lsp's a hobo!
Let's mess with her. I'm doing so awesome on my
Own. Like, right now, i found this
Can of beans. Who-O-O-O-O-O-!
Finn? Jake! Put down my stuff!
She knows it's us!
She must recognize our voices!
Let's disguise them!
We're in-Vee-See-Beel! Melissa! I have to go!
They got into my toilet paper! Melissa, i have to go!
Give it back, you guys! Whee!
Yeah! Whoo-Hoo! Yeah, jake!
My beans! Aah!
Time to join in on the fun! You guys... Ruined everything!
I'm gonna kill you! But we're undead.
Geez, we really scared her.
Nice vampire scare, guys.
Thanks. Yeah...
Pretty good, fellas.
Yeah. You guys ready...
For the next vampire lesson?
You know we are! Good!
Ow! Ugh!
W-What's the point of this lesson?
Kick 'em harder! Ugh!
Ouch! Ow! Oh, my body! It hurts!
Oof! Okay, everyone.
Stop the toughness lesson! W-What?
Finn, jake, you guys okay?
We're okay.
It's all worth it. See? They're fine.
When did you go all soft? You used to like teaching people
About kicks. Hey, guys.
I think you're ready to learn how to float.
All you have to do is jump off that ledge.
Cool.
W-Wait! There's more beginner lessons
You need to learn before floating!
Like, uh, the spooky vampire walk!
See? Spo-O-O-O-O-O-Oky! Whoo!
No, way!
We want to fly!
You guys, stop right now!
Marceline, chill out. It's going to be okay.
We've got a plan. Now, get in your flying
Positions.
Vampires forever! Whoo!
What are you guys waiting for?
Y-You said you had a plan. We do.
It's to let them die.
Wee-Wha-Whoo! Oh, yeah!
Oof! Whoo!
Awesome!
We did it!
Yeah! Whoo-Hoo! Awesome! Way to go, marceline.
Hey, you guys need to stop trying to kill my friends!
They got to die someday. Hey!
Let's invite them to our place. When they show up...
We'll suck their guts out through their brains!
Did you see us? Yeah, you guys were pretty
Amazing. Hey, we're gonna throw a
Party... In honor of your new vampire
Skills. Holy snaps! That's awesome!
They're lying to you guys. They just want to suck the guts
Out of the top of your head. What?
She's just jealous of you. We'll see you at midnight at
Our place. Guys, promise me you're not
Going to that party. We're not gonna go.
You're not? Nah.
I'm kind of tired from doing vampire stuff all day.
We're just gonna chill. Oh. Okay.
Well, we're going back home.
Peace. Number 25 blood drive.
Hey, guys! We're here!
Wow! Look at you guys! That's awesome!
Um...
Hyah! Georgy, what's wrong?
Jake, what's happening? I think they're testing
Our vampire ability! Oh, sweet.
Vampire kick! Ugh!
Aw, come on!
Will you knock it off already? You know you're not even real
Vampires. Psh!
Then why am i flying, wendy? Oh.
Whoa!
Yo, man.
I think marceline tricked us. Yeah.
Vampire kick! Finn, jake...
I'm so sorry i got you into
This. I should have never pranked you
So perfectly. It's okay.
You're here now to beat up those ghosts and save us.
Oh, no, vampires can't beat ghosts.
It's like a rock-Paper-Scissors thing.
I just came to apologize. Aw, man!
I can't believe we're gonna die
Just 'cause we wanted to be comfortable watching
"heat signature."
Uh, did you guys say... "heat signature"?
Have you located the enemy's heat signature, private?
Yes, sir. But i also noticed something...
Strange, something i-I — i can't explain.
Well, spit it out, man! I-I...
I can't seem to locate our heat signature!
Oh!
This stinkups mega bam-Bam to the j-Stop!
Can we just go back to the brain eating, or whatever?
Mm-Hmm, after the movie. But can't we just —
Shh! Shut!
Look out, commander!
Aah! My heat signature!