1 00:00:02,130 --> 00:00:04,830 Man, i still can't believe marceline is 1,000 years 2 00:00:04,931 --> 00:00:07,331 Old and has never seen "heat signature." 3 00:00:07,431 --> 00:00:10,197 This movie is gonna blow their minds! 4 00:00:10,265 --> 00:00:12,264 Marceline! 5 00:00:12,332 --> 00:00:15,331 We've brought "heat signature"! Woot-Woot! 6 00:00:15,398 --> 00:00:18,098 Whoo! Hey, so i want you all to 7 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:21,332 Meet finn and jake. They aren't completely lame. 8 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:24,098 What up? Guys, this is wendy... 9 00:00:24,199 --> 00:00:25,899 Hey. Boo boo... 10 00:00:25,967 --> 00:00:27,398 Hello. Hello. 11 00:00:27,466 --> 00:00:29,166 And georgy. Hey. 12 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:31,633 We used to be in a gang together back in the underworld. 13 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,399 Hmm! Yeah, that's pretty sweet. 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,399 Hope y'all like getting your minds blown, 'cause it's 15 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:38,000 Showtime! 16 00:00:38,068 --> 00:00:40,300 Ugh! What is wrong with this couch? 17 00:00:40,368 --> 00:00:42,700 Man, that made my teeth hurt! 18 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:45,567 Oh, yeah. Sorry. I didn't really ever sit on 19 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:47,367 There. I just float usually. 20 00:00:47,435 --> 00:00:50,201 We kind of all do. Ohh, what? 21 00:00:50,269 --> 00:00:52,834 Man, no fair! Yeah, well, too bad you're 22 00:00:52,902 --> 00:00:54,834 Not vampires. So, anyways, i — 23 00:00:54,902 --> 00:00:57,935 Wait! Hold on just a second. 24 00:01:00,369 --> 00:01:03,002 Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm. Marceline, we insist 25 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:05,969 You turn us into vampires. Or ghosts, or whatever — we 26 00:01:06,036 --> 00:01:08,803 Just want to fly. All right, all right. Fine. 27 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:11,036 Yes! Come on, marceline! 28 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,170 You're gonna turn these goofballs? 29 00:01:13,237 --> 00:01:15,103 Don't worry. 30 00:01:15,171 --> 00:01:17,804 I've got something way more fun in mind. 31 00:01:19,771 --> 00:01:22,037 Okay, marceline. 32 00:01:22,105 --> 00:01:25,704 We're ready now. Okay. Hold that thought. 33 00:01:25,805 --> 00:01:28,471 I'm gonna perform the biting 34 00:01:28,539 --> 00:01:30,705 Ritual. You guys, close your eyes, and 35 00:01:30,772 --> 00:01:34,771 Don't open them until i say so. If you do, your heads will 36 00:01:34,839 --> 00:01:38,605 Explode! Okay, finn. You first. 37 00:01:43,673 --> 00:01:45,605 Bite! 38 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,673 Chomp! 39 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:51,340 Boop, boop. 40 00:01:51,407 --> 00:01:54,473 Boop, boop. Okeydokey. All done. 41 00:01:54,541 --> 00:01:59,341 How do you guys feel? Pretty much... 42 00:01:59,408 --> 00:02:02,841 The same. My neck sort of hurts. 43 00:02:02,909 --> 00:02:05,507 Don't you feel a little hungry... 44 00:02:05,575 --> 00:02:09,175 For blood? 45 00:02:09,242 --> 00:02:12,709 I... I felt it! Jake, do you feel it? 46 00:02:12,776 --> 00:02:15,076 Yeah, i could go for some blood. 47 00:02:15,143 --> 00:02:16,775 Oh, no! 48 00:02:16,876 --> 00:02:20,443 Jake, we're gonna have to drink blood now for all eternity! 49 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:22,276 Yeah! 50 00:02:22,377 --> 00:02:25,676 What if we turn evil? I'll have to start wearing 51 00:02:25,744 --> 00:02:27,509 Cologne! Relax, guys. 52 00:02:27,577 --> 00:02:30,410 You can satisfy your bloodlust without killing. 53 00:02:30,511 --> 00:02:32,610 Look. [slu-U-U-U-U-U-U-Rp!] 54 00:02:32,678 --> 00:02:35,744 You just eat the color. Here, jake. You try. 55 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:38,078 Ahh! Aah! Come on! 56 00:02:38,145 --> 00:02:42,111 Sorry, bro. [slu-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Rp!] 57 00:02:42,212 --> 00:02:45,778 Oh, snap! I feel... Stronger. 58 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:48,478 Whoa. 59 00:02:48,546 --> 00:02:51,646 Marceline, can we float now? Mm, not yet. 60 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:55,379 That's a really advanced power. First, you got to go through 61 00:02:55,447 --> 00:02:59,679 Vampire orientation. 62 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,380 Think you chumps can handle it? 63 00:03:08,348 --> 00:03:10,947 Okay, guys. The first phase of vampire 64 00:03:11,015 --> 00:03:13,381 Orientation is learning... 65 00:03:13,449 --> 00:03:15,548 Invisibility! 66 00:03:15,615 --> 00:03:17,748 Ah, hey! 67 00:03:20,383 --> 00:03:24,082 You ready for the power of... 68 00:03:24,149 --> 00:03:27,582 Invisibility? With all my heart! 69 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:31,582 Good. Now, spin! 70 00:03:33,984 --> 00:03:38,917 Give it a whirl, jake! Now chant, "invisible! 71 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:43,084 Invisible!" invisible! Invisible! 72 00:03:43,151 --> 00:03:46,250 Oof! 73 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:49,718 Yep. It worked. 74 00:03:49,785 --> 00:03:52,051 We're invisible! Ugh! 75 00:03:52,119 --> 00:03:54,851 You're invisible! Hey, then how come we 76 00:03:54,919 --> 00:03:58,785 Can see each other? Because you guys became 77 00:03:58,853 --> 00:04:02,552 Vampires at the same time, so you're forever linked. 78 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:07,219 Aw, yeah! 79 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:09,987 Marceline... 80 00:04:10,053 --> 00:04:14,320 You're friends with some real morons. 81 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:17,654 Oh, my god, melissa. Ever since clara stopped eating 82 00:04:17,722 --> 00:04:21,887 Meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat, 83 00:04:21,955 --> 00:04:24,988 But, like, i can't say that junk to her face. 84 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:27,355 Wow! Lsp's a hobo! 85 00:04:27,456 --> 00:04:31,822 Let's mess with her. I'm doing so awesome on my 86 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:34,421 Own. Like, right now, i found this 87 00:04:34,489 --> 00:04:37,822 Can of beans. Who-O-O-O-O-O-! 88 00:04:37,889 --> 00:04:40,723 Finn? Jake! Put down my stuff! 89 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:42,889 She knows it's us! 90 00:04:42,957 --> 00:04:45,156 She must recognize our voices! 91 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:47,223 Let's disguise them! 92 00:04:47,324 --> 00:04:52,590 We're in-Vee-See-Beel! Melissa! I have to go! 93 00:04:52,658 --> 00:04:55,690 They got into my toilet paper! Melissa, i have to go! 94 00:04:59,058 --> 00:05:01,825 Give it back, you guys! Whee! 95 00:05:01,891 --> 00:05:04,424 Yeah! Whoo-Hoo! Yeah, jake! 96 00:05:12,493 --> 00:05:16,459 My beans! Aah! 97 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:24,259 Time to join in on the fun! You guys... Ruined everything! 98 00:05:24,361 --> 00:05:27,460 I'm gonna kill you! But we're undead. 99 00:05:31,694 --> 00:05:33,927 Geez, we really scared her. 100 00:05:33,995 --> 00:05:36,995 Nice vampire scare, guys. 101 00:05:37,062 --> 00:05:39,728 Thanks. Yeah... 102 00:05:39,795 --> 00:05:42,061 Pretty good, fellas. 103 00:05:42,129 --> 00:05:46,161 Yeah. You guys ready... 104 00:05:46,229 --> 00:05:49,829 For the next vampire lesson? 105 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:51,962 You know we are! Good! 106 00:05:52,063 --> 00:05:53,629 Ow! Ugh! 107 00:05:53,696 --> 00:05:55,529 W-What's the point of this lesson? 108 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:58,896 Kick 'em harder! Ugh! 109 00:05:58,998 --> 00:06:02,763 Ouch! Ow! Oh, my body! It hurts! 110 00:06:02,831 --> 00:06:05,997 Oof! Okay, everyone. 111 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:08,397 Stop the toughness lesson! W-What? 112 00:06:08,465 --> 00:06:10,964 Finn, jake, you guys okay? 113 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:12,398 We're okay. 114 00:06:12,465 --> 00:06:15,631 It's all worth it. See? They're fine. 115 00:06:15,699 --> 00:06:18,832 When did you go all soft? You used to like teaching people 116 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:21,065 About kicks. Hey, guys. 117 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:24,466 I think you're ready to learn how to float. 118 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:27,699 All you have to do is jump off that ledge. 119 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:30,033 Cool. 120 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:31,833 W-Wait! There's more beginner lessons 121 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:33,499 You need to learn before floating! 122 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:37,266 Like, uh, the spooky vampire walk! 123 00:06:37,368 --> 00:06:42,467 See? Spo-O-O-O-O-O-Oky! Whoo! 124 00:06:42,534 --> 00:06:44,368 No, way! 125 00:06:44,434 --> 00:06:47,134 We want to fly! 126 00:06:55,203 --> 00:06:57,935 You guys, stop right now! 127 00:06:58,003 --> 00:07:01,268 Marceline, chill out. It's going to be okay. 128 00:07:01,336 --> 00:07:04,869 We've got a plan. Now, get in your flying 129 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:07,236 Positions. 130 00:07:07,304 --> 00:07:10,770 Vampires forever! Whoo! 131 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:12,970 What are you guys waiting for? 132 00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:15,670 Y-You said you had a plan. We do. 133 00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:20,504 It's to let them die. 134 00:07:24,106 --> 00:07:26,205 Wee-Wha-Whoo! Oh, yeah! 135 00:07:26,272 --> 00:07:28,537 Oof! Whoo! 136 00:07:28,605 --> 00:07:31,538 Awesome! 137 00:07:31,606 --> 00:07:35,538 We did it! 138 00:07:35,606 --> 00:07:38,705 Yeah! Whoo-Hoo! Awesome! Way to go, marceline. 139 00:07:38,773 --> 00:07:41,539 Hey, you guys need to stop trying to kill my friends! 140 00:07:41,607 --> 00:07:44,006 They got to die someday. Hey! 141 00:07:44,073 --> 00:07:47,639 Let's invite them to our place. When they show up... 142 00:07:47,707 --> 00:07:52,340 We'll suck their guts out through their brains! 143 00:07:52,408 --> 00:07:55,540 Did you see us? Yeah, you guys were pretty 144 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:57,974 Amazing. Hey, we're gonna throw a 145 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,174 Party... In honor of your new vampire 146 00:08:00,242 --> 00:08:02,774 Skills. Holy snaps! That's awesome! 147 00:08:02,842 --> 00:08:06,475 They're lying to you guys. They just want to suck the guts 148 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:09,675 Out of the top of your head. What? 149 00:08:09,743 --> 00:08:14,309 She's just jealous of you. We'll see you at midnight at 150 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,275 Our place. Guys, promise me you're not 151 00:08:17,343 --> 00:08:19,676 Going to that party. We're not gonna go. 152 00:08:19,744 --> 00:08:21,210 You're not? Nah. 153 00:08:21,277 --> 00:08:23,643 I'm kind of tired from doing vampire stuff all day. 154 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:25,710 We're just gonna chill. Oh. Okay. 155 00:08:25,778 --> 00:08:28,110 Well, we're going back home. 156 00:08:28,177 --> 00:08:34,777 Peace. Number 25 blood drive. 157 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:37,411 Hey, guys! We're here! 158 00:08:37,479 --> 00:08:41,145 Wow! Look at you guys! That's awesome! 159 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:52,812 Um... 160 00:08:52,913 --> 00:08:55,846 Hyah! Georgy, what's wrong? 161 00:08:55,913 --> 00:08:59,246 Jake, what's happening? I think they're testing 162 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:01,680 Our vampire ability! Oh, sweet. 163 00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:04,180 Vampire kick! Ugh! 164 00:09:04,248 --> 00:09:06,147 Aw, come on! 165 00:09:06,248 --> 00:09:10,047 Will you knock it off already? You know you're not even real 166 00:09:10,115 --> 00:09:11,614 Vampires. Psh! 167 00:09:11,715 --> 00:09:16,482 Then why am i flying, wendy? Oh. 168 00:09:16,549 --> 00:09:17,615 Whoa! 169 00:09:17,715 --> 00:09:19,981 Yo, man. 170 00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:23,482 I think marceline tricked us. Yeah. 171 00:09:23,549 --> 00:09:27,116 Vampire kick! Finn, jake... 172 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:29,882 I'm so sorry i got you into 173 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:31,916 This. I should have never pranked you 174 00:09:31,984 --> 00:09:33,683 So perfectly. It's okay. 175 00:09:33,751 --> 00:09:36,850 You're here now to beat up those ghosts and save us. 176 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:40,150 Oh, no, vampires can't beat ghosts. 177 00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:42,317 It's like a rock-Paper-Scissors thing. 178 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:45,517 I just came to apologize. Aw, man! 179 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,650 I can't believe we're gonna die 180 00:09:48,752 --> 00:09:50,752 Just 'cause we wanted to be comfortable watching 181 00:09:50,818 --> 00:09:52,618 "heat signature." 182 00:09:52,686 --> 00:09:58,419 Uh, did you guys say... "heat signature"? 183 00:09:58,487 --> 00:10:01,552 Have you located the enemy's heat signature, private? 184 00:10:01,653 --> 00:10:04,652 Yes, sir. But i also noticed something... 185 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,519 Strange, something i-I — i can't explain. 186 00:10:07,587 --> 00:10:10,320 Well, spit it out, man! I-I... 187 00:10:10,388 --> 00:10:14,487 I can't seem to locate our heat signature! 188 00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:18,920 Oh! 189 00:10:18,988 --> 00:10:21,554 This stinkups mega bam-Bam to the j-Stop! 190 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:24,488 Can we just go back to the brain eating, or whatever? 191 00:10:24,555 --> 00:10:27,621 Mm-Hmm, after the movie. But can't we just — 192 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:28,855 Shh! Shut! 193 00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:31,055 Look out, commander! 194 00:10:31,156 --> 00:10:34,889 Aah! My heat signature!