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And here at this site,

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My great-Uncle gumbald cut down
all these taffy trees in

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A single night.

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'cause those
trees were evil!

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Right,
princess bubblegum?

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Nah.

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Hey, but i bet you have
a ton of stories

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About your human relatives.

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Um, not really.

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I've never even met
any other humans.

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If i think about
it too much,

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I get all soul-Searchy
and weird.

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Oh, my.

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I've made things awkward.

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Well, let's forget about that.

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I brought you
guys here because

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I need you to rip
out all these stumps.

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Okay. I guess so.

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Yeah, man!

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It'll be fun!

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Toss the jake-Sploder!

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Ye-E-Ah!

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Whoa!

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Spa-Mow!

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I'm glad to see you
out of that funk

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About
being the only human.

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I mean, well,
i'm gonna scram.

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No hard feelings, right?

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- Again, man!
- Huck!

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Ow!

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Whoa.

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I don't think
this is a stump.

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Huh?

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It's a hatch.

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A hatch?

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Hup!

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We should check it out,
ya think?

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Who-O-A!

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Heh, heh.

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It's dark, huh?

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Whoa!

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What a dump.

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Can you imagine the jerks
that must have lived here?

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Huh?

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Aah! Aah!

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Ohh!

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Eh!
Wee meeb youp nuh hur!

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Oh!

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Shahow!

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O my gra cup sa!

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These people are
so terrified...

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Scared of their
own shadows.

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We could rule
them like gods.

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Angry gods.

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Don't be scared.

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Come on.

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Yeah, it's okay.

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Your — your face.

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You're... Just like me!

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Aah!

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Hey, wait.

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Shh.

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They're startled.

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You got to be gentle
with wild animals.

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I don't think they're animals,
jake.

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I think this could
be a tribe of...

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Humans!

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What are these guys doing down
here in this crummy hole?

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I don't know, man.

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Maybe they just don't
know any other thing.

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Hey, fellows!

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Don't you want to
get out of here?

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I could take you
to see the sun!

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Su-U-N.

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Su-U-N.

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Suhhn...

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Ow la koo sow suuhhn.

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You poor things.

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Living down here has made
you all weird, hasn't it?

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Jake, i've got to
save these guys.

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They're my people, and it's my
duty to lead them out of this

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Gross cave,
starting with you,

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Miss, uh...?

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Suuhh-Suhhn.

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Susan?

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Pleased to meet you.

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Well,
let's bring her up.

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Come on.

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Aw, man.

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You're gonna love
it up here, susan.

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There's all sorts
of wonders topside.

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Uh! Ugh!

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Susan, it's just grass.

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Ooh! My back!

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Grass can't hurt you.

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See?

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Grass.

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Huh, huh, oh.

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Eh, you killed her.

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Wha? I did?

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Yep. Felled by
surface-World germs.

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Heh, just kidding.

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Ha! Two be cah reh sa buh
a thuh ahp fuh ger... Ss.

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Aw, susan.

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You got grass blood all
over your face.

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Yeep!
Itsa pha tuh mup!

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Susan,
a hanky won't hurt you.

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Ohh.

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How am i gonna show her
all the wonders of ooo

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If every little thing
freaks her out?

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"pay-Shonce."

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Very well.

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Then i shall introduce susan
to ooo by degrees.

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Manee mah nuhp lehp!

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That can't hurt you.

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That's a dancing bug.

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Oh.

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Yeah!

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That's just a rock,

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A low-Level enemy.

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Huh.

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Jus a rah.

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Rrrgh!

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What's wrong?

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Hey, hey, it's okay.

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See?

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Hey, jake.

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How's your marshmallow, man?

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Golden as a wheaty sunset.

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How's yours?

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Hmm.

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Perfect.

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How's yours, susan?

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Heh. That's adorable.

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Hwup!

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Mmm!

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Ohh!

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The ees gooo.

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Grrr! Arghh!

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Dang.

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She is way in to candy.

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Hey, yeah.

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Susan, we should take you
to the candy kingdom.

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Everything is candy there.

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You know, she may be
too excited about candy.

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Eh.

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Candy-Y-Y kingdo-O-M!

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I've enjoyed your visit
immensely, susan strong.

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Finn?

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Yeah, suze?

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Finn, where's all the
candy you werp ta ah bup?

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Oh, well,

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It's everywhere —
the buildings,

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The lamp posts,
even the people.

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We're all candy here.

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Candy! Candy!

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Susan!

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Su-San!
No!

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You can't eat the
ones that talk.

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They're special.

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They got aspirations.

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Oh. Oh.

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It's okay.

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You're learning.

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Here.

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Have some sidewalk
brittle instead.

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Mmm!

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Now i gonna get friends.

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We eat all of candy kingdom.

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What?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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We won't eat red-Stripe man,
only everyone else.

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Bye!

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Susan, no!

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Huh! No!

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You can't eat
the candy people!

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Oh, boy.

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So, now what?

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Fight the humans to the
death when they attack?

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No, man.

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They're my peeps.

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We have to save
the candy kingdom

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Without hurting them.

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They're gonna what?

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Don't worry.
We have a plan.

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We just have to
scare the humans away.

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Very well.

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I shall gather my citizens in
the courtyard,

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And you shall see how terrifying
the candy people can be.

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Ah-Bloo-Bloo-Bloo!

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They're doomed.

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Ughhh!

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Oh!

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Just grass!

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Just graaa.

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Aw, these candy weapons are
too cute to be scary.

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Good news, finn.

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I've managed to make
my people horrifying.

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00:09:04,838 --> 00:09:06,306
But how?

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00:09:06,372 --> 00:09:08,501
I disguised them as
gruesome creatures,

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00:09:08,576 --> 00:09:10,511
Like witches and ghouls.

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Starchie's a beelzebub.

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Aww, so cute.

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I just want to give them candy.

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Quick!

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00:09:19,622 --> 00:09:20,682
Show me your scary face!

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00:09:20,757 --> 00:09:22,953
Oh, uh...
Rrr.

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00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:25,019
I don't think that'll
scare anybody.

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00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:26,029
No! Duh!

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She's, um — she — hey.

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Princess,
i need a little wagon

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And your biggest roll
of wax paper.

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Now, princess bubblegum!

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00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:39,938
Now, jake!

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Boooooooo!

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It's working.

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Wait! Just shadows!

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Aw, man!

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They've learned
how to learn.

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Hide yourselves,
candy people.

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I'll try to make
susan see reason.

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Fwoo-Fwoo-Fwoof!

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The marshmallow kids
never run from a scrap.

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Come on, fellas.

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00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,773
Today we are
man-Mallows!

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00:10:04,445 --> 00:10:05,504
Fwoo!

227
00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:06,673
Huh?

228
00:10:06,748 --> 00:10:08,080
Please,
fellow humans.

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00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,415
The candy people are
no threat to you.

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Charge!

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00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:13,690
Wait! Stop!

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00:10:13,757 --> 00:10:16,158
Stop!

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00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:17,855
Ohh!

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00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:19,158
My people!

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00:10:20,465 --> 00:10:21,797
Huh?

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00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,029
Huh?

237
00:10:25,071 --> 00:10:26,061
Wha?

238
00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:32,138
They're —
they're not humans?

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00:10:34,649 --> 00:10:37,950
Susan?

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00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,820
Susan, what are you?

241
00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:48,665
Is everyone okay?

242
00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:49,861
Marshmallow kids?

243
00:10:49,935 --> 00:10:52,131
We'll just be
gooey for a while.

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00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:57,010
Hey, buddy.

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00:10:57,078 --> 00:10:58,068
We did it.

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00:10:58,145 --> 00:11:00,114
Finn, you okay?

247
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,241
Jake, do you think she

248
00:11:01,316 --> 00:11:04,515
Was human or just
another wild animal?

249
00:11:04,587 --> 00:11:06,852
We're all wild animals,
brother.

250
00:11:09,493 --> 00:11:11,052
Yeah, i guess we are,

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00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,030
Brother.