Hour six of our ice kingdom stakeout.
Abso-Nothing's going on there.
And if i do this hand position...
My boogers should turn into smoke bombs.
Pbht!
You sure this tip is good, flambo?
Come on.
You know i'm on the level!
The ice king is scheming to nabs
A princess today!
I swears it!
Hm.
Relax, restless-Pants.
A true ninja can sense the
Intentions of his enemies. Jin!
Ninjas.
Ninjas ain't real for nothin', nohow.
Whoa, now.
Ninjas are real.
For, you see...
Jake and i are ninjas.
Yep.
Ever since we fished this ninja
Manual out of a ditch.
Finn, booty me!
Wenk.
Listen!
Wenk, wenk, wenk.
Finn, i think i'm gonna
Take off my booties.
I can't flip these pages.
Ho-Ho!
Oh, gunter, let's go.
I've got the overnight bag.
Wenk, wenk!
It's the ice king, all right,
And he's looking awful
Pleased with himself.
Uh-Oh.
If the ice king's so happy, he
Must have stolen a princess when
We weren't looking somehow.
That's ninja logic.
Then we got to — - Ahem.
We got to save that princess.
You got it, shino-Bro.
Ninja kick.
Princess? Princess?
Princess?
Uh...
No princess here, man.
No princess?
It's... A trap.
We're being trapped!
Ninja vanish!
Evade, evade!
Nothing is trapped, dude.
We can't find any captured
Princesses because the ice king
Hasn't captured one yet.
He's out doing it right now.
Are you sure?
No.
It's only a ninja hunch, so we
Should ninja snoop for proof.
Wait, man.
I-I'd feel uncomfortable
Snooping through the ice king's personal stuff.
It feels sort of like...
A violation.
Gah! Whoo!
Got the ice king's diary.
No, no, no, no, no.
We can't read his private junk.
And yet we must.
"dear diary, and you better
Write me back this time.
Today, i'm bringing home a
Special new cutie."
There's our proof, man!
Hmm. All right.
Let's use our ninja stealth and
Hide until he comes back with the princess.
Or we could keep
Looking through his stuff —
You know, for more proof. He-He-He!
No.
Alls we're gonna do is lie in
Wait until the ice king gets back.
Then — boom! — we catch him
With princess on his hands.
Where are we gonna hide?
In this filthy hamper!
Think he's there yet?
See anything?
Nah. Hey, finn, i don't want to hide
In the hamper anymore.
It reeks in here.
But we're ninjas, and
This is our ninja hideout.
Nah, man.
My sense of smell is like 1,000
Times better than yours.
Also, the hamper's boring. I'm out.
Wait!
I'm out!
Jake! Get back here!
Hey, wait up!
Check this out.
Weird.
I want to draw something.
Hey, we got to leave no trace.
Ninjas leave no trace.
I'll delete it after.
Hey, come on!
Jake, what have we done?
Aah!
A secret hidden room full of ninja stuff!
Oh, great. A line.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Uh... I-I think you were
Actually... Ahead of me.
You know i was.
Counter maid, i demand medicinal
Attentions... Preferably those of
A princessy type.
And are you checking in as a
Patient or a cadaver?
Hey!
I'm as healthy as 10 old men!
Wenk, wenk.
Huh?
Oh, oh, right. My penguin.
He's very, very sick.
So, what time does your shift end?
What kind of guy builds
A cave inside of another cave?
What's this? A spell book?
Whoo!
Dude! Leave no trace.
Ah, it's too late for that.
It's not too... Late.
Whoa!
What you got there?
Dude!
It's a first-Edition ice ninja manual.
"true ninja passes no wind.
He only passes —"
I ain't even heard of these techniques.
Nuh-Nuh-N-Numm-Nuh... Numb-Chucks.
Hey, ice king seems way
Into ninjas, even more than we are.
Yeah. So? Oof!
So, doesn't that mean
That ninjas must be kind of lame?
Nah, they're still cool,
But ice king's still lame
Because he hides his ninja love.
We wear our ninja on our sleeve!
Jake!
Show me how to do that.
What's taking that doctor so long?
Gunter, make more noise.
Yeah, all right, all right.
Don't oversell it, drama queen.
Dun-Dun-Dun!
Pardon the intrusion.
I'm dr. Princess.
Yes.
Well, uh...
Come to ice king, princess.
Don't worry, sir.
I specialize in treating little tuxedo people.
Just give it to me straight, doc —
Am i gonna have to pay for this?
Hmm.
Wenk, wenk.
Oh, my.
What can you do for him, dr. Princess?
Without gunter, i'll be all alone.
You see, i'm a widower.
Oh. I'm sorry.
How did your wife die?
Oh, uh, what?
Is that what that means?
Whoa, nellie!
Something... Medical is happening.
Wenk!
Gunter, you're embarrassing me!
Frigidtsu master finn summons...
Dagger of chilled glass.
Frigidtsu master jake summons...
Stars of frozen rain.
Get ready to be... Star-Struck.
Get ready to be...
Cold-Cut.
Hyah!
Kunai attack!
Icicle kick!
Force of blizzard!
Flying jump!
What? Three jakes?
That's one too many.
Caltrop hailstorm!
Those jakes were all fakes!
Ha!
Frigidtsu master jake summons...
Arrow of ice!
Hyah!
Rad!
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh!
It's the ice king.
Hide!
Okay, my dear, this enclosure
Will be your new home.
He's got a princess.
Now we leap out, catch him red-Handed.
Hai!
Snow-Blind!
Thin ice, thin ice, thin ice.
But once you get
Used to the smell of penguin manure,
It's almost tolerable.
Hyah!
Ice king, hand over that princess!
Hyah!
Princess? What?
Jake, where's the princess?
Ooh, right.
What princess?
The, um, princess you were just talking to.
Yeah, the one you just came back from stealing.
Wrong-O.
I was at the hospital,
For it turns out gunter here was preggers!
Wenk.
I was just talking to the egg.
It's such a cutie.
Gunter's a woman?
What? No. Huh.
Anyway, get out of my house or
I'll kill you, et cetera.
I want to take a nap in my easy chair.
Aah!
What happened to my recliner?
Oh.
My skins and tubs!
You even violated my secret sanctum?
What is wrong with you?
No princess?
No. No princess.
We messed up, jake.
We're... Violators.
Yeah, what the heck?
You think you can just wreck my
House and wear my collectibles?
Who do you guys think you are?
We're... Ninjas?
You're not ninjas.
You're just a couple of jerks!
It's true.
Ice king, we're gonna make this right.
Yeah, do it.
Make it right.
Start by, uh — oh, take my bag
Over to the cage.
Oh, no, no, no!
Not that. Never mind.
Uh, put that down and go clean
My gym equipment.
Dr. Princess!
Oh.
I have no idea how that got in there.
What's going on?
I'll field that one.
The ice king abducted me while i
Was distracted by the horrifying
Beauty of birth.
Yes.
Gunter's ailment was the perfect
Cover for stealing a
Princess m.D.
I'm not even a real princess.
Princess is just a surname.
Enough! You may have uncovered my
Princess-Smuggling scheme,
But you'll never leave this place alive!
Ha ha!
A couple of ninjas like me and
Finn can only be defeated by
Another ninja!
Ninja!
What am i... Looking at here, exactly?
Ninja!
So, how's your egg doing?
Wenk, wenk.
Oh.
Wenk, wenk.
Gunter!
Why didn't you tell me?
We-We-Wenk.
Oh, gunter.