1
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Hmm.

2
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Yo, man,
what's going on?

3
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Oh, i found this
crystal on our doorstep.

4
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It's pretty mysterious.

5
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I'm trying to find
information about it

6
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Using the holo-Book.

7
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Uh, that's cool.

8
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But you know
what's really cool?

9
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Tough guy contests.

10
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Whoo-Hoo!

11
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Wait, man.

12
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Doesn't this look like
tree trunks' lipstick?

13
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That's impossible.

14
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Tree trunks exploded
in the scary dark forest

15
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After she ate
that crystal gem apple.

16
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Remember?

17
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Yeah, i remember.

18
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Come on, man.

19
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Tough-Guy-Contest me.

20
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You got what it takes
to rip it?

21
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Uh... Yeah.

22
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Then let's get it on.

23
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Hyah! Yeah-Yo!

24
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Hyah!

25
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Do it, man. Do it.

26
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Raaa!

27
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Oh!

28
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No!

29
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Gotcha, dude.

30
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I'm gonna break out.

31
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No way.

32
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Ha ha!

33
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I'm breaking out
with my fat.

34
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I win, finn.
Finn?

35
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Finn!

36
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Finn, are you okay?

37
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I was just messing
with you, dude.

38
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I...
Was just messing with...

39
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You.

40
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Are you okay?

41
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Yeah.

42
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I'm just gonna rest
my muscles.

43
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Oh, dang it, jake.

44
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You can't get all out of control
like that.

45
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Why am i like this...

46
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Like this...

47
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Like this?

48
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Jake, what did you do to your brother?

49
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We were just playing,
and then i got out of control.

50
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I'm sorry, dad.

51
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No, son, you did good.

52
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Having no self-Control makes you
a tough galoot, like me.

53
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But i don't want
to hurt nobody.

54
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Well, that's too bad, kid,

55
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'cause you're gonna hurt
everybody.

56
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Noooo!

57
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Whatev, daddy.

58
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Hmph! Hmph!
Hmph!

59
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I'm never gonna hurt anybody
ever — starting now.

60
00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:02,878
What's up, dude?

61
00:03:02,947 --> 00:03:04,312
Finn, you're okay.

62
00:03:04,381 --> 00:03:06,178
I was scared
that i mashed your potatoes

63
00:03:06,248 --> 00:03:07,476
Too hard last night.

64
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Ha!
You didn't mash my potatoes.

65
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You didn't even make me cry
silently

66
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Into my pillow
last night for...

67
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30 minutes.

68
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In fact, you ready to go again,
tough stuff?

69
00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:19,316
No. No more, dude.
- What?

70
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I never want to lose
control again, man.

71
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I'm going totally soft.

72
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You look like a wuss.

73
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Mm-Hmm.

74
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Hey, the crystal's glowing
a different color.

75
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Hmm.

76
00:03:34,258 --> 00:03:35,088
Jake!

77
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Whoa.

78
00:03:36,559 --> 00:03:37,390
What's it —

79
00:03:40,861 --> 00:03:41,850
Chip, chap, chop!

80
00:03:41,928 --> 00:03:42,986
What's going on?

81
00:03:43,061 --> 00:03:45,654
Uh, which one of you is
finn the human?

82
00:03:45,728 --> 00:03:47,320
Depends on who's
asking.

83
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Are y'all good or evil?

84
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Uh... We're good.

85
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Oh. I'm finn.

86
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- Get him!
- Aah!

87
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Hey, you guys,
put my bro down.

88
00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:57,593
Jake!

89
00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,362
Finn!

90
00:04:02,502 --> 00:04:04,662
Ugh!
- Hey.

91
00:04:04,735 --> 00:04:06,362
Hey, man, what
happened?

92
00:04:06,436 --> 00:04:08,370
I don't know, but i'm
trapped in this crystal ball.

93
00:04:08,437 --> 00:04:10,462
Get me out of here.

94
00:04:10,538 --> 00:04:14,563
Okay, i'll try to do it
using controlled conversation.

95
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Halt.

96
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Hey, man, i'm jake.

97
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Beat it.

98
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I want to know
why you took my buddy,

99
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And i'm not gonna use force

100
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To get it out of you.

101
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I'm just following orders,
bub.

102
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Whose orders?

103
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Um...
Well, it's a secret,

104
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But part of it is
we're turning finn

105
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Into a crystal.

106
00:04:31,645 --> 00:04:33,909
Jake, you should stop
these guys now.

107
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Aaaaah!

108
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Oh, man.

109
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Get me out of here!

110
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No. You're gonna look awesome
and crystal, like us.

111
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Can't we work this out
like gents?

112
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Get lost.
- Whoa!

113
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Jake, lose control, flip out
on those guys.

114
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No, dad.

115
00:04:51,153 --> 00:04:53,484
I've got
to control myself.

116
00:04:58,288 --> 00:04:59,915
Jake! Help!

117
00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:02,456
My arm! Aah!

118
00:05:02,523 --> 00:05:04,184
Whoa.
Okay, okay.

119
00:05:04,257 --> 00:05:06,589
I'm hatching
a controlled plan.

120
00:05:06,658 --> 00:05:08,591
All right, man,
move out of the way

121
00:05:08,658 --> 00:05:10,523
And let me get my friend.

122
00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:11,719
Nope. Not doing it.

123
00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:14,159
Then i'll have to move
you myself...

124
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With my mind.

125
00:05:23,164 --> 00:05:26,564
You're gonna hurt yourself.
Stop it.

126
00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:33,099
Your time is running out,
little dog.

127
00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:35,533
Hey, speed it up
in there, guys.

128
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Okay.
Turn up the juice, mang.

129
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Yeah, mang.

130
00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,165
Aah. Aah!

131
00:05:42,238 --> 00:05:43,796
Jake! Help!

132
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Finn!

133
00:05:45,572 --> 00:05:47,199
Don't hurt my buddy.

134
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No, jake, no.
Don't lose control.

135
00:05:50,374 --> 00:05:52,171
Jake. Jake.

136
00:05:52,241 --> 00:05:53,504
Come on, punch them, jake.

137
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Punch everybody.
Why not?

138
00:05:55,509 --> 00:05:56,875
Come on! Why not?

139
00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:59,536
No punchies.
I am in control.

140
00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,442
Who are you talking to?

141
00:06:03,512 --> 00:06:06,140
Nobody, man!
Don't look at me!

142
00:06:07,547 --> 00:06:08,570
Whoa!

143
00:06:08,647 --> 00:06:10,478
Did you guys see that?

144
00:06:10,548 --> 00:06:11,640
Yes. Yeah.

145
00:06:11,715 --> 00:06:14,478
Don't make fun of him.
He's having problems.

146
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Everybody has — aah!

147
00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:19,016
Aaaaah!

148
00:06:19,084 --> 00:06:22,280
Ugh!
Stupid ghost dad.

149
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I'll show him.

150
00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:25,986
Ooh. Okay.

151
00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,044
Intimidate them
with controlled attack.

152
00:06:29,121 --> 00:06:30,053
Hurry up, guys.

153
00:06:30,121 --> 00:06:32,715
I got to drop
a crystal donk.

154
00:06:32,789 --> 00:06:34,619
Oh, come on.
I don't want to hear that.

155
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Hey, whatever, man.
I ain't ashamed.

156
00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:37,821
I got — whoa.
What — what the...

157
00:06:37,891 --> 00:06:40,553
Open up!

158
00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:41,593
Feel my controlled attack.

159
00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:45,722
Whaaaa!

160
00:06:45,793 --> 00:06:46,726
Psssh!

161
00:06:46,794 --> 00:06:48,386
Whaaaa!

162
00:06:48,462 --> 00:06:49,588
Psssh!

163
00:06:49,662 --> 00:06:54,063
Whaaaaaaaa!

164
00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:54,960
Psssh!

165
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Stop it.

166
00:06:59,698 --> 00:07:01,529
I'm not hurting you,
am i?

167
00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:04,157
No, you freak.

168
00:07:04,233 --> 00:07:06,758
Well, there's a lot more
where that came from,

169
00:07:06,835 --> 00:07:08,496
So you best tell me

170
00:07:08,569 --> 00:07:11,366
Why you're turning finn
into a crystal.

171
00:07:11,436 --> 00:07:12,960
Or what, you'll touch me?

172
00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:16,301
So help me, i will
touch you.

173
00:07:16,372 --> 00:07:18,202
Aah! Jake!

174
00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,706
Aah! Help!

175
00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,206
Finn, oh, no.

176
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,866
Cut it out.
He looks good.

177
00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:25,272
My body!

178
00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:29,968
No! My bud!

179
00:07:32,544 --> 00:07:34,774
Eh, let him in.
He can't do nothing now.

180
00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:38,437
I'm sorry, finn.

181
00:07:38,512 --> 00:07:39,912
I'm superlame.

182
00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,641
And now... You're dead.

183
00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:44,306
I'm not dead.

184
00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:46,282
I'm just all crystal-Stiff.

185
00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:47,906
Oh.

186
00:07:47,982 --> 00:07:49,916
Get your hands off my lover.

187
00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:52,281
- That voice.
- It sounds like —

188
00:07:52,351 --> 00:07:56,342
Yes, finn, it's me,
tree trunks.

189
00:07:56,419 --> 00:07:58,852
But in this world, i'm known

190
00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,013
As quartzion
the crystal queen.

191
00:08:02,087 --> 00:08:04,021
Oh, my grosh.
You're alive!

192
00:08:04,088 --> 00:08:07,056
Oh, i'm more than alive,
finn.

193
00:08:07,123 --> 00:08:11,421
After i ate that crystal apple
in the scary dark forest,

194
00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,755
I was transported to this
crystal dimension,

195
00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:19,419
Where i became ruler
of the crystal men.

196
00:08:19,494 --> 00:08:24,657
And the crystal men are all
in love with me.

197
00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:26,253
- Love you, quartzion!
- I love you!

198
00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,093
- We love you!
- Love you!

199
00:08:28,164 --> 00:08:30,825
Yes, yes, i know.

200
00:08:30,898 --> 00:08:32,490
But your love...

201
00:08:33,566 --> 00:08:35,500
Is not enough.

202
00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:36,590
Aah!

203
00:08:38,968 --> 00:08:41,094
I wanted you, finn,

204
00:08:41,168 --> 00:08:44,001
So you could be
transformed

205
00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:47,401
Into my sexy crystal king.

206
00:08:47,470 --> 00:08:49,404
Tree trunks,
you've gone bananas

207
00:08:49,471 --> 00:08:51,268
With crystal power.

208
00:08:51,339 --> 00:08:53,273
Finn, it's not sexy
for a king

209
00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:56,536
To call his queen
bananas.

210
00:08:57,041 --> 00:08:58,668
Aah!

211
00:08:58,741 --> 00:09:00,936
Jake, you've totally
got to stop her.

212
00:09:01,009 --> 00:09:04,943
I'll try, man, but i'm
still figuring out my biz.

213
00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:06,807
Here i come, tree trunks.

214
00:09:06,878 --> 00:09:08,937
Taste my gentle rubs.

215
00:09:09,012 --> 00:09:09,944
Whoa there.

216
00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:12,276
Don't you put your junk
on my trunk.

217
00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:13,780
Go, jake! Go!

218
00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,144
She's too sassy
and powerful.

219
00:09:16,214 --> 00:09:17,044
Ow!

220
00:09:17,114 --> 00:09:19,605
Jake, jake, i brought someone
here to see you.

221
00:09:19,683 --> 00:09:20,615
It's your brother.

222
00:09:20,683 --> 00:09:22,913
Jermaine?
Are you dead?

223
00:09:22,984 --> 00:09:26,180
No, man, we're just dreaming
at the same time.

224
00:09:26,252 --> 00:09:29,049
Well, i'm sorry about
that time i beat you up.

225
00:09:29,119 --> 00:09:30,381
Yo, that was an accident.

226
00:09:30,453 --> 00:09:32,318
I knew you were
just horsing off.

227
00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:34,945
But, dad, you said
i'm gonna hurt everybody.

228
00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:36,454
Yeah, everybody.

229
00:09:36,522 --> 00:09:39,080
I don't know, dad.
That doesn't really help me.

230
00:09:39,156 --> 00:09:41,715
Everybody who is evil, jake.

231
00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,020
Let me finish next time,
hmm, yeah?

232
00:09:44,091 --> 00:09:46,286
Oh.
Well, then i'm over it then.

233
00:09:47,693 --> 00:09:49,752
Jake, kick tree trunks
in the tummy.

234
00:09:49,826 --> 00:09:52,454
She's probably still got that
crystal gem apple inside her.

235
00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:54,859
That must be giving her
all her powers.

236
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,657
Marry me, finn.

237
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,390
We can snuggle
through time and space

238
00:10:01,264 --> 00:10:02,959
And kiss each other

239
00:10:03,031 --> 00:10:06,090
In an alternate
dimensional plane.

240
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,360
Hyah!

241
00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:08,264
Oh!

242
00:10:11,201 --> 00:10:13,566
Oh, dear.

243
00:10:13,635 --> 00:10:15,125
Yeah!

244
00:10:16,636 --> 00:10:18,695
T.T., you're back.

245
00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:21,932
Oh, jake, i was behaving
so inappropriately.

246
00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,768
I'm so embarrassed.

247
00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,829
Oh, shush, tree trunks.

248
00:10:25,906 --> 00:10:28,204
If i had a penny for every time
someone went crazy,

249
00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:30,639
Hopped up on
magic energy...

250
00:10:31,642 --> 00:10:33,609
I'd be abraham lincoln.

251
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,438
Tree trunks,
you're okay.

252
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:36,976
Finn!

253
00:10:37,043 --> 00:10:38,476
I'm okay, too!

254
00:10:38,544 --> 00:10:41,138
Oh, finn, i was trapped here
for so long,

255
00:10:41,212 --> 00:10:43,805
And all i could think about...

256
00:10:43,879 --> 00:10:47,677
Was you and how
you're so nice to me.

257
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,477
And i-I just wanted to say
i think...

258
00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:54,381
You're cute,
and i like you.

259
00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:56,611
Okay, okay. Let's go.

260
00:10:56,684 --> 00:10:59,117
Finn,
when we get home,

261
00:10:59,185 --> 00:11:01,153
It's apple-Pie time.

262
00:11:02,219 --> 00:11:03,846
Oh!

263
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,694
This party is so crazy!