1
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Blankie me.
Blankie me, finn.

2
00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:44,222
I'll get your blanket, dude.

3
00:00:44,284 --> 00:00:45,194
Where is it?

4
00:00:45,252 --> 00:00:46,253
Right here.

5
00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,731
Why don't you just
get it yourself?

6
00:00:47,788 --> 00:00:49,927
Because i'm sick!

7
00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:50,968
Poor guy.

8
00:00:53,828 --> 00:00:54,829
Too hot!

9
00:00:54,896 --> 00:00:57,399
Oh, man, jake.

10
00:00:57,465 --> 00:00:59,945
Is there anything i can do
to make you feel better?

11
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Soup me, finny.

12
00:01:03,171 --> 00:01:05,277
Soup-Flavored cure
coming on through.

13
00:01:11,514 --> 00:01:12,754
Do you feel better now?

14
00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:13,920
Yes.

15
00:01:13,984 --> 00:01:17,124
Bleagh!

16
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Tell me a story.

17
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- Once upon a time —
- No!

18
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I already heard
that story before!

19
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But you've already heard
all my stories before.

20
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Make me a new one, finn —

21
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A new story.

22
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Okay.

23
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Got it!

24
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Once upon a time —

25
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- No!

26
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What's the matter?

27
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I don't want a
made-Up story.

28
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I need a real story!

29
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Hmm.

30
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Now, you hang on,
my friend.

31
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I'll be right back.

32
00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:53,771
Okay, world, give me
a story for jake!

33
00:02:07,609 --> 00:02:08,553
Jake! Jake!

34
00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:09,680
Check it out.

35
00:02:09,744 --> 00:02:12,247
This true story is going
to totally cure you.

36
00:02:12,314 --> 00:02:13,418
Oh, my gosh.

37
00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:14,357
What is it'?

38
00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:16,658
First, the leaf
fell off a tree.

39
00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,062
Oh, but, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

40
00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,326
Spit it out!

41
00:02:19,388 --> 00:02:21,197
The snail was
on the leaf!

42
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The end.

43
00:02:23,192 --> 00:02:25,173
Oh, no.

44
00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,230
Now i feel a thousand
times worse.

45
00:02:27,297 --> 00:02:31,746
Finn, a story's got to have
excitement, romance,

46
00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:36,513
Suspens-S-S-E, and it has
to have a happy ending.

47
00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:40,515
But... I don't know how to
make that stuff happen.

48
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That's okay, buddy.

49
00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,924
Just dig me a hole, then.

50
00:02:44,984 --> 00:02:48,454
Actually, two holes — one for
my guts and one for my face,

51
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'cause when i die,

52
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My guts are gonna
blow out of my face!

53
00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,163
I am not gonna
let that happen, dude!

54
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Then go get me that story.

55
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And make sure it has all
the stuff on this list.

56
00:03:01,201 --> 00:03:03,044
I'll be back as
fast as i can!

57
00:03:03,103 --> 00:03:04,707
I won't let your guts
blow out of your face!

58
00:03:11,112 --> 00:03:12,955
Hmm.

59
00:03:13,014 --> 00:03:15,518
"romance" —
that should be easy.

60
00:03:20,555 --> 00:03:21,829
Hey, how about you two'?

61
00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:23,267
Are y'all in love?

62
00:03:23,325 --> 00:03:25,271
La ba gi na goo da di dah.

63
00:03:25,327 --> 00:03:26,500
Uh...

64
00:03:26,562 --> 00:03:28,098
La nah gee ga rah la na!

65
00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,006
Um...

66
00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:39,516
Are y'all kissing
in there?

67
00:03:39,576 --> 00:03:41,988
Eek, eek, eek, eek,
eek, eek, eek, eek, eek!

68
00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:44,253
Hmm.

69
00:03:44,314 --> 00:03:47,455
Maybe i should smo-O-O-Ove
out my approach a bit.

70
00:03:51,289 --> 00:03:52,131
Whoa!

71
00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:57,031
Hey, so, uh... Yeah.

72
00:03:57,096 --> 00:04:01,909
So, yeah, can i, um...

73
00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:04,345
Could i watch
you guys kissing?

74
00:04:04,403 --> 00:04:05,347
What?

75
00:04:05,404 --> 00:04:06,349
Ugh!

76
00:04:06,406 --> 00:04:07,612
I just need to
f-For my friend.

77
00:04:07,674 --> 00:04:09,381
He's really sick,
and unless i

78
00:04:09,443 --> 00:04:10,888
Tell him about
watching you guys

79
00:04:10,944 --> 00:04:11,945
Kissing and may—

80
00:04:12,012 --> 00:04:13,286
Uck!
What a weirdo!

81
00:04:13,346 --> 00:04:14,984
You are one sick man, mister!

82
00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:16,152
Yeah.

83
00:04:16,216 --> 00:04:17,992
What's this "friend's" name, huh?

84
00:04:18,052 --> 00:04:19,690
Jake!
His name's jake!

85
00:04:19,754 --> 00:04:21,028
Pff! Yeah, right!

86
00:04:21,089 --> 00:04:22,500
Sounds pretty fake.

87
00:04:22,557 --> 00:04:23,535
Come on, boobafina.

88
00:04:23,591 --> 00:04:24,569
Let's get out of here.

89
00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:25,569
Yeah.

90
00:04:25,626 --> 00:04:28,198
Wait!
I'll do anything!

91
00:04:28,263 --> 00:04:29,799
Would you eat dirt?

92
00:04:29,865 --> 00:04:31,071
I would for jake.

93
00:04:36,873 --> 00:04:38,181
Okay, how you guys kiss!

94
00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:39,948
Man, what a freak.

95
00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:40,885
Let's go.

96
00:04:40,944 --> 00:04:41,786
What? No!

97
00:04:41,845 --> 00:04:43,051
Jake needs this! Stop!

98
00:04:44,914 --> 00:04:47,759
Just... Come... On!

99
00:04:47,818 --> 00:04:49,092
What? No!

100
00:04:49,153 --> 00:04:50,791
Gah! Wait!

101
00:04:54,425 --> 00:04:55,699
Aaah!

102
00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:57,765
You see? No big deal!

103
00:04:57,829 --> 00:04:59,433
Pyah! Poo! Poo!

104
00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:04,243
I can't believe you made me do that!

105
00:05:04,302 --> 00:05:07,341
I'm secretly in
love with mr. Goose!

106
00:05:07,406 --> 00:05:14,119
And now he'll never love me
because now i'm soiled!

107
00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,958
Oh, no! Oh, no!

108
00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,159
I really did want to
kiss boobafina.

109
00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:23,929
I'm secretly in
love with her.

110
00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,231
Okay. Sweet.

111
00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,236
No, no.

112
00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,365
It had to happen naturally.

113
00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,033
Now she'll never love me.

114
00:05:33,735 --> 00:05:35,237
That's wasn't smoove.

115
00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:38,945
But it's all worth it to save
jake — whatever it takes!

116
00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:42,488
Okay. A good fight.

117
00:05:45,314 --> 00:05:47,453
Hey.
You want to fight me?

118
00:05:47,516 --> 00:05:48,860
Oh, heck, yeah!

119
00:05:48,919 --> 00:05:52,025
I've been waiting for
this my whole life!

120
00:05:52,088 --> 00:05:54,227
Yes! Ha ha ha!

121
00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:55,668
Oh, no, you don't!

122
00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:58,534
You never let
me do anything!

123
00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:01,439
Ugh! Rawr!

124
00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:02,842
Ufigh!

125
00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,846
You killed him!

126
00:06:04,902 --> 00:06:06,779
Mom, quit touching me.

127
00:06:06,838 --> 00:06:09,080
You killed him,
and now he's dead!

128
00:06:09,141 --> 00:06:10,415
He's probably not dead!

129
00:06:10,475 --> 00:06:12,921
I'm sorry, though,
that you think he's dead!

130
00:06:12,978 --> 00:06:14,548
Mm.

131
00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:16,092
I don't want to hurt aminals,

132
00:06:16,148 --> 00:06:18,150
But — but jake!

133
00:06:22,222 --> 00:06:24,031
Okay.
Okay, what's next?

134
00:06:32,499 --> 00:06:33,910
Oh!

135
00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,413
"suspens-S-S-E"!

136
00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:46,824
Hey.

137
00:06:49,552 --> 00:06:51,122
Hey, you guys.

138
00:06:51,187 --> 00:06:53,133
You want to die?

139
00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:54,725
Aaah!

140
00:06:58,494 --> 00:07:01,874
Boys! Boys?

141
00:07:01,932 --> 00:07:03,969
Have you seen my boys?

142
00:07:06,069 --> 00:07:07,309
No!

143
00:07:07,371 --> 00:07:09,443
Aah!
I can't do it!

144
00:07:09,507 --> 00:07:11,953
I-I can't keep
messing with folks.

145
00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:15,651
Aaaaaaah!
But jake needs me!

146
00:07:15,713 --> 00:07:18,489
But i-L can't keep
messing with folks!

147
00:07:18,549 --> 00:07:19,995
But jake's really sick!

148
00:07:20,052 --> 00:07:21,122
But i can't!

149
00:07:21,186 --> 00:07:24,759
But — but —
but — but — aah!

150
00:07:28,727 --> 00:07:30,332
Ow! Hey!

151
00:07:30,397 --> 00:07:32,240
Who threw — aaaah!

152
00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:33,573
Tie him up! That's him!

153
00:07:33,633 --> 00:07:34,805
That's the one!

154
00:07:34,868 --> 00:07:35,846
That's the one!

155
00:07:35,902 --> 00:07:36,937
What's happening?

156
00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:38,277
Are you guys gonna eat me?

157
00:07:38,338 --> 00:07:39,681
You'll see!

158
00:07:41,142 --> 00:07:42,416
Hey, wait!

159
00:07:42,476 --> 00:07:44,285
This is really suspenseful!

160
00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,227
What is this'?

161
00:07:53,288 --> 00:07:56,667
This is the rite
of forest justice.

162
00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:57,999
Huzzah!

163
00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,507
Finn the human boy,
for your crimes against

164
00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,543
The inhabitants
of the forest,

165
00:08:02,598 --> 00:08:07,104
You must enter the earth and
become one with the soil!

166
00:08:08,771 --> 00:08:10,274
Don't i get a trial
or something?

167
00:08:10,341 --> 00:08:12,617
No!
Lower the cage!

168
00:08:12,676 --> 00:08:13,711
Huzzah!

169
00:08:16,046 --> 00:08:17,684
I'm totes gonna die,

170
00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:21,697
And now jake won't get his
story, and he'll die too because

171
00:08:21,753 --> 00:08:24,461
I still don't have
a happy ending!

172
00:08:24,522 --> 00:08:25,762
Huh?

173
00:08:25,824 --> 00:08:26,825
Ooh iggy boo boo!

174
00:08:26,891 --> 00:08:28,336
Ooh iggy boo boo!

175
00:08:28,393 --> 00:08:30,395
Ooh iggy
boo boo!

176
00:08:30,462 --> 00:08:32,807
Ooh iggy boo boo!
- Wait a minute!

177
00:08:32,865 --> 00:08:35,971
I may be busy dying, but you
need to get busy living!

178
00:08:36,035 --> 00:08:37,981
Huh?

179
00:08:38,037 --> 00:08:39,846
Y'all are living
some unhappy lives.

180
00:08:39,905 --> 00:08:43,080
You, boobafina...
You love mr. Goose.

181
00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,713
You just need
to tell him.

182
00:08:44,778 --> 00:08:45,620
What?

183
00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:46,657
She loves you.

184
00:08:46,713 --> 00:08:48,056
Y'all just need
to hook it up.

185
00:08:48,115 --> 00:08:51,290
I-I've been wanting
to date you for years.

186
00:08:51,352 --> 00:08:53,491
You really love me?

187
00:08:53,554 --> 00:08:54,589
I do.

188
00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:55,599
Oh!

189
00:08:55,657 --> 00:08:56,897
Huzzah!

190
00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:59,234
And you, mr. Fox —
you need to face facts, man.

191
00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:01,433
Boobafina is
not interested.

192
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:02,976
It's time to move on.

193
00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:05,478
It's true.
It's for the best.

194
00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:07,241
And, hey,
jerky teenage bear.

195
00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:08,212
What?

196
00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:09,578
Your mom is right.

197
00:09:09,638 --> 00:09:11,676
You shouldn't go around fighting
strangers in the forest.

198
00:09:11,741 --> 00:09:12,685
Yeah!

199
00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:16,184
Mama bear, your son's
not a baby anymore.

200
00:09:16,246 --> 00:09:18,385
You should stop spanking
him in the face.

201
00:09:18,448 --> 00:09:20,428
He's right.

202
00:09:20,483 --> 00:09:22,623
It's time to let
you grow up.

203
00:09:22,686 --> 00:09:23,721
Yeah,
that's the stuff!

204
00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:25,165
Huzzah!

205
00:09:25,222 --> 00:09:28,135
And mrs. Cow, take
that bag off your udder.

206
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,671
You're beautiful, girl.

207
00:09:29,727 --> 00:09:32,504
You live in the forest, so why
don't you just let it hang out?

208
00:09:32,564 --> 00:09:34,009
Huzzah!

209
00:09:34,066 --> 00:09:36,672
Oh! Ugh! No!

210
00:09:36,735 --> 00:09:39,341
Yo, put that bag back on!

211
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,111
Huzzah!

212
00:09:41,173 --> 00:09:42,209
Silence!

213
00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:44,380
Finn the human,
for meddling in our lives

214
00:09:44,444 --> 00:09:47,050
And disturbing the
order of the forest...

215
00:09:47,113 --> 00:09:48,490
We thank you.

216
00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:49,959
What?

217
00:09:50,016 --> 00:09:52,588
Our lives have improved
since you came here.

218
00:09:52,653 --> 00:09:54,223
Does that mean you're
gonna release me?

219
00:09:54,288 --> 00:09:55,961
Your cage is made of sticks, brother.

220
00:09:56,023 --> 00:09:57,525
Just kick it apart.

221
00:09:57,591 --> 00:09:58,797
Cool!

222
00:09:58,859 --> 00:09:59,860
Yah!

223
00:10:00,928 --> 00:10:02,237
I'm coming for you, jake —

224
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:05,073
With a story!

225
00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:07,502
And then what happened?

226
00:10:08,803 --> 00:10:11,249
And then everyone in
the forest was happy.

227
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,513
The end.

228
00:10:14,076 --> 00:10:15,146
What?
What's wrong?

229
00:10:15,211 --> 00:10:17,623
That was... Perfect!

230
00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,284
I feel a million times better.

231
00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:20,190
Really?

232
00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:21,626
Yeah. Yeah!

233
00:10:21,684 --> 00:10:24,928
The romance stopped my fever,
the suspense cured my headache,

234
00:10:24,988 --> 00:10:26,865
And everything else cured
everything else!

235
00:10:26,923 --> 00:10:29,802
I'm not sick!
I'm not sick!

236
00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:31,498
Neat.

237
00:10:33,231 --> 00:10:34,869
Mm.

238
00:10:34,932 --> 00:10:36,206
Finn, come on!

239
00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,803
Dance the health
dance with me.

240
00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:39,405
Nah, i'm good.

241
00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,007
Ah-Ah-Ah. .. Ah-Choo!

242
00:10:42,073 --> 00:10:43,985
You allergic to
my health dance?

243
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,516
No, i just feel... Bad.

244
00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:52,118
Oh, finn,
did you catch my sick?

245
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,756
Yeah.
I think so.

246
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,233
Well, i know just how to
make you feel better —

247
00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,863
Blankie, rubby,
and best of all,

248
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,804
A good story.

249
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,137
Once upon a time...

250
00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:09,609
The end.