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Don't you ever let me
catch you here again.

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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Agh! Ow!

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Ooooooow!
Agh! Agh!

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Dget you with his

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poison stingers?
No!

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I got a splinter from the door.
Let me see.

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Wow, that's a tiny splinter.
But it hurts!

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I'm gonna need some...
Finger protection!

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Thanks, choose goose.
I am choose goose.

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Come back for some juice!
, I am so protected

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right now.
That is mighty thick.

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Go on — hit me!
Oh, wow.

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Very nice.
Very impressive.

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Hey, guys!
Check this out!

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Dude, hit me.
Ow! On my armor!

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Oh.

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That is but a thimble!
This Is real armor.

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Wha?
Sir slicer!

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Who is the one that bears the
thimble?

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This dude.

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Oh, you foolish boy.
Without full body armor, you're

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weak!
You do not look

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Choose goose, I need
more armor.

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I've got something for you —
a metal shoe!

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Don't you know you might stub
your toe?

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Uh, no, choose goose.

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I need...
Look here, hun.

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Choose this one to protect your
buns!

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Protect his butt!
Protect his butt!

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No, choose goose.
I want —

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don't be meek.
What if you fall down and scrape

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your cheek?
Look at his butt!

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Look at his butt!

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Choose goose, I want
the most armor you

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have!
Ooh, have a look!

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I'll take that one.
Wonderful.

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I'll need a trade of equal
value.

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I'll take the head of your dog
friend.

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Say what?
No way.

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Choose goose, this stuff is
overpriced.

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No money for me?
How about a poem for free?

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A poem!

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A poem?
If you can decipher the poem

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and complete the trials, you
will receive the magical armor

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of zeldron.
It is foretold to be totally

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Skadow!

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Your quest begins in the
marsh over the hill.

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Ah, yes!
I'm gonna get that armor!

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Yeah, man, you're gonna
do it.

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Good luck exposing your soft,

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vanilla-strawberry skin to the
elements, dork!

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He's just jealous that I'm gonna

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have cooler armor than him.
Yeah, what a

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bumbleberry.
Whoa!

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What's the poem say?
"The sun nibbles on the

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clouds, and gum drop tears rain
down."

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I don't get it.
Hmm.

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It means that we have to cross
that swamp.

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How'd you understand
that?

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You don't just read the
poetry to understand it.

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You got to feel it.
Trust me, dude — I'm smarter

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than everyone.
Now get in there!

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You're not coming?
No way, man.

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This armor thing is your deal.
I'll wait for you on the other

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side.

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This place will be a
piece of...

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Aah!
Aaaaah!

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Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry!
Aaaaaaaaah!

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Oh, no!
My most private parts peeped

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by a boy!

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Aah! Pervert!

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I'm not a pervert!
You should be ashamed of

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yourself!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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Aah!
My privates!

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I'm sorry!
My privates!

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I'm sorry!

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You okay, man?
No!

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Wha?
What's the matter, crimson

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cheeks?
Feeling a little embarrassed in

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the swamp of embarrassment?
You're so red, you look like a

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tomato.

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Aahhhh!
We'll see who's embarrassed when

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I get that armor!
What does the poem say?

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Mm.
Ooh!

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"The meadow weeps as morning
sings of milk and honey and

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things to come."
What does that even

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mean?
It means we have to

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silence the echoing in the
woods.

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Aw, man!

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I don't know how to silence
that!

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All right, I'll handle
this one, dude.

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No. This is my burden.
Then just make her

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think it's her idea.
That's how you make the ladies

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do what you want.
Hey, monster lady!

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Hey! Stop crying!
Huh?

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Stop crying because
that's what you want to do!

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Huh?

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She thinks you're her red-faced
baby or something.

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I think she wants you to nurse,
dude.

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No!

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Instrel.

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♪ he's Finn the blushing

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baby ♪
♪ his cheeks are bright and

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red ♪
♪ be sure to make fun of him

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before you go to bed ♪
grandfathers will sing that

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to their grandchildren for
generations to come.

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Grandfathers will not
sing that to their children!

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Just wait till I have

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the armor of zeldron!
Yeah, just you wait,

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weirdo.
Uh, Finn? Uh-oh.

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Jake, you okay? Huh?

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Yeah!

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Awesome!
Bhoa!

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Finally.
Yah!

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Hello.
Begone, ghost!

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I'm here for the armor!
First, you have to beat my

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high score in a game of
drop ball.

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Drop ball?
Drop ball is an extremely

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addictive, high-intensity game
designed for people everywhere.

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Here, let me show you.

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One point.

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Two points.

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Three points.
This game looks awful.

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Oh, no.
I absolutely disagree.

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Dude, let's just kill
him and get the armor.

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How? He's already dead.
Here. It's your turn.

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Now, I don't want you to be
intimidated, but my high score

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is six.
Guh!

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Just — just toss it on the
ground.

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No, no, no!
You're doing it all wrong!

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Let me show you how the pros do
it.

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See?
It's all in the technique.

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Now, I'm gonna put a little
finesse into it, just to shake

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things up.
Whoa!

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Finn, it's so
beautiful!

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Yeah — guess all the
embarrassment was worth it.

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Greetings, young traveler.
We know what you seek, and you

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shall receive it.
Behold — the armor of zeldron.

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It will protect you from evil,
even ghosts.

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Huh? Aah!
No! Dude, this is lady armor!

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No, not
no more embarrassment!

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I don't need armor!
You did not watch my

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drop-ball technique!
Huh?

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I give you firsthand tips
that no one else knows, and this

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is how you thank me?
I absolutely disagree with that!

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Now what?

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Put on the armor.
It'll protect you from evil,

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even ghosts!
Never!

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Yaaaaaaah!

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Unh!
Wah!

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Hey!

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Huh?
Mama?

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Uh...
Yeah!

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Listen
when your mother is speaking to

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you.
Yes, mama.

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You should be ashamed
of yourself — a boy your age

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sitting in this cave alone for
thousands of years.

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You need to go outside and get
some sunlight.

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But I...
No back talk!

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Outside now!

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Aaaaaaah!
Whoa.

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Oh, thank you, Finn and Jake!
You've freed me from the

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addiction of drop ball.
No

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problem, dude.
I couldn't have done it without

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the power of embarrassment!
And I learned I don't

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need armor to be —

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Look at you losers.

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Finn, you don't have any armor,
and your friend is dressed like

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a lady.
So not

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Well, at least I don't
spend my day following a kid

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around!
Get a life, dude!

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Good one, Finn.

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Well, I've...

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Just been in the same areas
today.

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Yeah, right.

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Whatever.
Be quiet!

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I — I am more than all
of you.

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Come over here and say
that to my fist!

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Okay, I will.
Whoa!

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This armor's too heavy!

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No problem.
I'll just prop myself up on this

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stick.
Agh!

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Splinter!
Hey, sir slicer, maybe

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you can use this!
Here you go!

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Oh!
Free of charge.

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Oh!
Come on, dude, let's

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get out of here.
Okay, buddy.

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Wa-hoo!
Dude, this armor is totally