Don't you ever let me catch you here again.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Agh! Ow!
Ooooooow! Agh! Agh!
Dget you with his
poison stingers? No!
I got a splinter from the door. Let me see.
Wow, that's a tiny splinter. But it hurts!
I'm gonna need some... Finger protection!
Thanks, choose goose. I am choose goose.
Come back for some juice! , I am so protected
right now. That is mighty thick.
Go on — hit me! Oh, wow.
Very nice. Very impressive.
Hey, guys! Check this out!
Dude, hit me. Ow! On my armor!
Oh.
That is but a thimble! This Is real armor.
Wha? Sir slicer!
Who is the one that bears the thimble?
This dude.
Oh, you foolish boy. Without full body armor, you're
weak! You do not look
Choose goose, I need more armor.
I've got something for you — a metal shoe!
Don't you know you might stub your toe?
Uh, no, choose goose.
I need... Look here, hun.
Choose this one to protect your buns!
Protect his butt! Protect his butt!
No, choose goose. I want —
don't be meek. What if you fall down and scrape
your cheek? Look at his butt!
Choose goose, I want the most armor you
have! Ooh, have a look!
I'll take that one. Wonderful.
I'll need a trade of equal value.
I'll take the head of your dog friend.
Say what? No way.
Choose goose, this stuff is overpriced.
No money for me? How about a poem for free?
A poem!
A poem? If you can decipher the poem
and complete the trials, you will receive the magical armor
of zeldron. It is foretold to be totally
Skadow!
Your quest begins in the marsh over the hill.
Ah, yes! I'm gonna get that armor!
Yeah, man, you're gonna do it.
Good luck exposing your soft,
vanilla-strawberry skin to the elements, dork!
He's just jealous that I'm gonna
have cooler armor than him. Yeah, what a
bumbleberry. Whoa!
What's the poem say? "The sun nibbles on the
clouds, and gum drop tears rain down."
I don't get it. Hmm.
It means that we have to cross that swamp.
How'd you understand that?
You don't just read the poetry to understand it.
You got to feel it. Trust me, dude — I'm smarter
than everyone. Now get in there!
You're not coming? No way, man.
This armor thing is your deal. I'll wait for you on the other
side.
This place will be a piece of...
Aah! Aaaaah!
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry! Aaaaaaaaah!
Oh, no! My most private parts peeped
by a boy!
Aah! Pervert!
I'm not a pervert! You should be ashamed of
yourself! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Aah! My privates!
I'm sorry! My privates!
I'm sorry!
You okay, man? No!
Wha? What's the matter, crimson
cheeks? Feeling a little embarrassed in
the swamp of embarrassment? You're so red, you look like a
tomato.
Aahhhh! We'll see who's embarrassed when
I get that armor! What does the poem say?
Mm. Ooh!
"The meadow weeps as morning sings of milk and honey and
things to come." What does that even
mean? It means we have to
silence the echoing in the woods.
Aw, man!
I don't know how to silence that!
All right, I'll handle this one, dude.
No. This is my burden. Then just make her
think it's her idea. That's how you make the ladies
do what you want. Hey, monster lady!
Hey! Stop crying! Huh?
Stop crying because that's what you want to do!
Huh?
She thinks you're her red-faced baby or something.
I think she wants you to nurse, dude.
No!
Instrel.
♪ he's Finn the blushing
baby ♪ ♪ his cheeks are bright and
red ♪ ♪ be sure to make fun of him
before you go to bed ♪ grandfathers will sing that
to their grandchildren for generations to come.
Grandfathers will not sing that to their children!
Just wait till I have
the armor of zeldron! Yeah, just you wait,
weirdo. Uh, Finn? Uh-oh.
Jake, you okay? Huh?
Yeah!
Awesome! Bhoa!
Finally. Yah!
Hello. Begone, ghost!
I'm here for the armor! First, you have to beat my
high score in a game of drop ball.
Drop ball? Drop ball is an extremely
addictive, high-intensity game designed for people everywhere.
Here, let me show you.
One point.
Two points.
Three points. This game looks awful.
Oh, no. I absolutely disagree.
Dude, let's just kill him and get the armor.
How? He's already dead. Here. It's your turn.
Now, I don't want you to be intimidated, but my high score
is six. Guh!
Just — just toss it on the ground.
No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong!
Let me show you how the pros do it.
See? It's all in the technique.
Now, I'm gonna put a little finesse into it, just to shake
things up. Whoa!
Finn, it's so beautiful!
Yeah — guess all the embarrassment was worth it.
Greetings, young traveler. We know what you seek, and you
shall receive it. Behold — the armor of zeldron.
It will protect you from evil, even ghosts.
Huh? Aah! No! Dude, this is lady armor!
No, not no more embarrassment!
I don't need armor! You did not watch my
drop-ball technique! Huh?
I give you firsthand tips that no one else knows, and this
is how you thank me? I absolutely disagree with that!
Now what?
Put on the armor. It'll protect you from evil,
even ghosts! Never!
Yaaaaaaah!
Unh! Wah!
Hey!
Huh? Mama?
Uh... Yeah!
Listen when your mother is speaking to
you. Yes, mama.
You should be ashamed of yourself — a boy your age
sitting in this cave alone for thousands of years.
You need to go outside and get some sunlight.
But I... No back talk!
Outside now!
Aaaaaaah! Whoa.
Oh, thank you, Finn and Jake! You've freed me from the
addiction of drop ball. No
problem, dude. I couldn't have done it without
the power of embarrassment! And I learned I don't
need armor to be —
Look at you losers.
Finn, you don't have any armor, and your friend is dressed like
a lady. So not
Well, at least I don't spend my day following a kid
around! Get a life, dude!
Good one, Finn.
Well, I've...
Just been in the same areas today.
Yeah, right.
Whatever. Be quiet!
I — I am more than all of you.
Come over here and say that to my fist!
Okay, I will. Whoa!
This armor's too heavy!
No problem. I'll just prop myself up on this
stick. Agh!
Splinter! Hey, sir slicer, maybe
you can use this! Here you go!
Oh! Free of charge.
Oh! Come on, dude, let's
get out of here. Okay, buddy.
Wa-hoo! Dude, this armor is totally