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Save me, Finn and Jake.
We are.

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Save me, Finn and Jake.
Why does she keep

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saying that?
I think she's

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traumatized, dude.
Don't worry, princess.

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We're gonna get you out of here.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah!

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Huh? What was that?

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Darling, are you all right?
I thought I heard a

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Oh, I see what happened.
She broke up with me.

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Well, it's your mistake, missy!
This ice king's gonna be fine!

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Why did she leave?

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I put so much cool stuff in her
little prison!

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Come on, old boykeep it
together.

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Hey, maybe she called me!

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Please, please, please.
Doo-doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.

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No new messages?

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This is where she used to do her

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business.

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I'm so tired of looking at this
face.

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Heehee, not bad.
And now for some healthy

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exercise.

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I'm forgetting about that silly
old break-up already.

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All right, let's fly!

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Ohh!
You fool, you can't fly without

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your beard.
I'm going to be alone forever.

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Hi!
Beautiful princess.

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Excuse me for approaching
you, sir.

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You just seemed so approachable.

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That's funny —
usually my looks put people off.

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Is someone paying
you to do this?

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Tell me about yourself.

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Well, there's not
much to tell, really.

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I'm an ice king.
Oh, a nice king.

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No, no, dear, you misheard me.

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I'm not a nice king.
I'm a...

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A really nice king.

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Oh, my gosh!

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Yeah, guess what?
Slime princess is in the park,

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and she's, like, talking to a
new nice king.

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And he's, like, totally single.

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By the way, don't tell anybody.

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There's a new king in town.
Oh, my goodness, I can't

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wait to meet him.

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And I was like, "leave him

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alone!"
And he was like, "make me."

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And I was like, "okay."
And then he was like, "agh, my

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head!"

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Dude, what are you doing?
I'm just trying to get

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a signal.
It's like everyone in ooo is on

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their phones or something.
Oh, man! Ohh!

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Have you guys...
Seen the new...

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Nice king?
Nice king?

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Yeah...
He's single...

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And he's ours!
Now get out of our way!

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Agh!

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Man, now we got to kick
that frog out of his new home.

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Nah. Let him keep it.
Hey, if there's a new king and

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he's nice, we should offer our
services.

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Finn and Jake-style.
Yoo-hoo! Nice king!

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Ladies, I'll have

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time to meet you individually
later.

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Please, just stop squirming.
But this looks like a prison.

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Pris—
Don't be ridiculous.

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It's a waiting room.
Stop squirming.

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Nice king!
Aaaah!

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Finn and Jake!
You'll never take me alive!

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Huh?
You're the nice king,

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right?
Oh, yeah.

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I keep forgetting that.
Well, we will honor and

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serve you.
Serve me?

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Yeah.
We want to be your nice knights.

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Uh, sounds...

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Nice.
With my rod of niceness, I dub

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thee two my nice knights.
Yay! We're knights!

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Nice!
Who do you want us to

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nice-knights against?
Nice king, I love you!

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Did I tell you that I like
the opera?

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But if you don't, I hate it!
Nice king...

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Please!
I'm trying to tell my

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nice knights something!

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Come here.

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The main enemy to the nice king
right now is the disorganization

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of his love life.
Well, what do you mean?

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The ugly ones are
all mixed up with the other

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ones!
I need you to catalog them or

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something.

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But we punch monsters.
After I choose my

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bride, then you can go punch the
monsters.

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Managing admirers?
We'll give it a try.

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Let's move on to something
easier.

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Um, do you like drums?
Um, am I supposed to?

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She's dodging the
question.

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Are you fond of men
with magical abilities?

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I'm really nervous right now.
I just really want to meet a

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nice king.
You can go back to the

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waiting room now, ma'am!
I screwed it up, didn't I?

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I think we did a good

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job.
I don't feel good

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making a princess cry.
This is not how knights are

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supposed to act.
Finn, knights are loyal

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to their king.
I'm still not sure.

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Loyalty to the king.

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Can't argue with that.
Hey, nice knights,

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turtle princess is about to walk
out that door.

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I told her that I like her a
lot, but I really don't like her

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all that much.
Could you guys break it off for

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me?
The nice king is not

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looking for a relationship right
now.

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Get out of here!

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He's just not ready for
a relationship!

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All right!
We did it, dude!

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I feel terrible.

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I need to talk to the nice king
about this.

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Yes, yes, keep
walking in a circle.

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Nice king, may I speak

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with you for a moment?
Princesses, I must

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speak to my knight in private.
Go on, back into your cage.

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Bye, nice king!
What's up, knight?

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I don't like treating
princesses this way.

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I don't want to — I don't want
to do this anymore.

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Your loyalty is in
question?

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It's not that.
It's just, princesses are

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supposed to be treated with
niceness.

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Are you implying
that I'm not the nice king?

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What's wrong with you?

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Hey, I'm here!
Ugh!

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Finn, get rid of
her.

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What? No, man!
She's too loud and

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lumpy.
I like smooth princesses —

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smooth.
I can be smooth.

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Finn, punch out my lumps.
What?

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I can be whatever he wants.
I can change!

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I can't punch a
princess!

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Oh!
Finn, just punch her!

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Let me see what she looks like
smooth.

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Yes! Hit me, hit me, hit me!

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I'm sorry, lumpy space princess.

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I just can't punch you.
Are you serious?

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Fine. I'll do it myself.

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Princess, no!
Wait a minute,

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nice knight.
Let's see what she can do.

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There. How's that?
Better?

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Eh.
No, I don't like her.

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This is all your fault, Finn!

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King, I'm sorry — I
just can't do this anymore.

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Punching princesses, breaking
hearts — it doesn't seem nice

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at all.
Hey!

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You're on thin ice, nice knight!
Huh?

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Huh.

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The jig is up!
What jig?

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Uh...

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My jig is up — up high.
It's a highland jig.

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I have a new assignment for you,
one with more knight-related

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stuff — very important.
Oh, wow! Awesome!

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What is it?
The ice king stole

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my razor.
Sneak into his trap-filled ice

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castle and retrieve it.
And don't look through the shoe

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box that he keeps behind the
laundry bag in the closet.

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Wha?
Those are my

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orders!
Yes — finally

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something knight-like!
Get ready, ice king,

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for battle!
And once I have my

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razor, I can select my elite
army of wives and take over the

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world!

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Whoa, Jake!
Look at all his hair.

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Did the ice king shave
his back or something?

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The nice king's razor!

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Jake, look, check this out.
Aaaah!

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Relax, dude.
It's just me.

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You look just like the ice king.

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And so do I.

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These whiskers would make anyone
look like the ice king.

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Yeah, even the nice king.

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The nice king is the ice king!

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Ugh.
What do those princesses see in

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this face?
Hope I can keep this going.

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So many princesses to meet.
Whiskers!

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I can't be growing whiskers now!

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I haven't picked who I want to
marry me!

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Nice king!
Did you retrieve my

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stolen razor?
Yeah, and also...

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This!
My beard!

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Uh, I mean, what is that?

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He knows what it is.
Let's get him, Jake!

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Stop!
We're not gonna let you beat up

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the nice king.
He's not the nice king!

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He's the ice king!
We don't believe you!

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Man, these ladies
really want to get married.

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Jake, we can't beat up
princesses!

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Relax, dude.
Just get behind my ear shield.

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Wait, I can't fly!

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Let me help you!
Hyah!

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No! Wait!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Now fly, you liar!
Ugh!

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Huh?

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Ladies, ladies...

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I can shave it off again.
And when you get fat, I'll grow

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it back.
Uh, aah!

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Now that's what I call

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a close shave.
Oh!