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Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!

2
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Oh, someone left me a gift.

3
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Peanut brittle?

4
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But i'm on a diet!

5
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Should've stuck to your diet!

6
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Oh!

7
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Finn, you have destroyed my
faith in canned peanut brittle!

8
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Zap! Oh, no!

9
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My crown has all my powers in it!

10
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Wrap attack!

11
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How 'bout i swaddle you
up like a sweet baby?

12
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We finally captured the lce king!

13
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Why'd we do this again?

14
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Princess explained it all when she
sent us on the mission, 'member?

15
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Go capture the lce king
and bring him to me.

16
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Hmm.

17
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She really didn't explain anything.

18
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I'm sure she's got a good reason.

19
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Where is everybody?

20
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Yeah, this place is
deserted, except for that guy.

21
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Lch bin hier, finn.

22
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It's me, der princess.

23
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Did you bring him?
- Sure did.

24
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So, what did the
lce king do to —

25
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No time! Now, quickly, with me!

26
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Ttublaw!

27
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What's the password?

28
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You got me!

29
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Secret door!

30
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This stairway leads to the dungeon
where we'll toss that lousy lce king!

31
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What awful thing did he
do to get tossed in there?

32
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He didn't do anything
— not a thing.

33
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What?

34
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It's a long story, finn.

35
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You see, the
lce king —

36
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Princess bubblegum, you're
needed at once in the grand hall.

37
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No!

38
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I need more time!

39
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Gosh, i'm sorry.

40
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All right, all right.

41
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I have to go.

42
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You two just guard the
lce king until i return.

43
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And be prepared to make him howl with pain.

44
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You got it, princess!

45
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Oh, this is a total rook!

46
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Settle down, prisoner!

47
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We got to record your belonging.

48
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One magical crown.

49
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Probably stolen.

50
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I didn't steal it!

51
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I made that item — made it
with the magic that i stole!

52
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So hand it over or i'll
strike menacing poses at you!

53
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Cool it, inmate!

54
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Aah! Aah!

55
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These bars can't hold me forever!

56
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Hey, there's only like two of them.

57
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You fools have no business
guarding prisoners.

58
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Oh, yeah?

59
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Well, how about these helmets we found?

60
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And we got the oculus of rehabilitation!

61
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Huh?

62
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Be better!

63
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And the shelf of penitence!

64
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

65
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How about you just hand me my crown?

66
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I'll create some ice bars.

67
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Okay!

68
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No, jake! It's a trick!

69
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I'm toying with you [laughs
evilly] psychologlcally!

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Finished!

71
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So, what am i being charged with?

72
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Um...

73
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Five counts of jerketeering. Ha!

74
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Yeah.

75
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What does it matter?

76
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Gah!

77
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Of course it matters!

78
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The way it works is, first,

79
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I transgress your meaningless rules,

80
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And then you maliciously persecute me!

81
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That makes sense.

82
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You do bad stuff, i punish you.

83
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Fool!

84
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You have disrupted
that order for —

85
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Are you ready for this?

86
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I have committed no recent crime!

87
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Really? Um...

88
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I'm rockin' your world view!

89
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Jake, he ls starting to

90
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Convince me we're doing a bad thing!

91
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Dude be calmed by
my saliva and think of all

92
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The terrible things he's done.

93
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Yeah.

94
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Yeah, you're still a jerk
that deserves to be in jail!

95
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Oh, yeah?

96
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You know who really deserves to be in jail?

97
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I will show you the true jerks!

98
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Behold!

99
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Uh, it's too dark.

100
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Behold!

101
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Behold!

102
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Behold the true jerks!

103
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The jerks is us?

104
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Jake, am i going crazy?

105
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It seems like the lce
king is right about this.

106
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But if he's in the right,
then that means we're in...

107
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The candy kingdom!

108
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No.

109
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It means much, much worse.

110
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On your feet!

111
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Is it time for my hour in the yard, boss?

112
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No.

113
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We're letting you go.

114
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We decided that it's wrong to imprison you.

115
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This is a trick, huh?

116
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Get out of here before i change my mind!

117
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There must be someone
waiting outside to beat me.

118
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Ooh, is that my crown over there?

119
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I'm glad that's all taken care of.

120
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No...

121
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Not quite yet.

122
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Aw!

123
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Sorry, but since we're the bad guys
this time, we got to go to jail.

124
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This sucks.

125
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Hey, get out of my room!

126
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Y-You're still here?

127
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J-Just get out of here, man!

128
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So...

129
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You're really breaking me out?

130
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Like i said, it's wrong to imprison you.

131
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You mean, you believe me?

132
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Oh, can it be?

133
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Has all the hatred between us somehow
transmuted into something more?

134
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A friendship?

135
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A best friendship?

136
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Knucks!

137
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Slaps in disgust, eh?

138
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Ooh, let's call them "slappy d's!"

139
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Okay, see you later, my bosoms!

140
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I am no man's bosom.

141
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Cast "detect secret door!"

142
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Success!

143
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Sorry for the delay.

144
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Man, there are a lot of
secret doors around here.

145
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And now, lce king, prepare to howl with...

146
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Pain?

147
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Wow, she's so proud we did the right
thing that she almost looks enraged.

148
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Where is the lce king?

149
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Finally, freedom and friends forever!

150
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What have you done?

151
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What have we done?

152
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I'll show you!

153
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Achoo!

154
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Aah!

155
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Yep, even ol' starchie's sick.

156
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A plague of freezer-Burn flu.

157
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Lce king did this?

158
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Well...

159
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Yes and no.

160
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It happened three days ago.

161
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Hey, princess, check out my new trick!

162
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It's snowing!

163
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It's snowing for you!

164
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Prlncess bubblegum: we don't think
he was trylng to spread disease.

165
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But soon, the entire kingdom
was infected by his beard flakes.

166
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Through my research, i quickly
discovered that the only way to

167
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Cure my people was to obtain the
pained howls of the lce king himself.

168
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But when i pleaded with him directly...

169
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Please, i beseech your aid
in the name of common decency!

170
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So, let me get this straight.

171
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You're hitting on me.

172
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No!

173
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I think i heard the
word "virile" in there.

174
00:07:03,998 --> 00:07:05,727
Oh, she's definitely hitting on me.

175
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,630
No!

176
00:07:07,869 --> 00:07:09,496
Begone, you biddies!

177
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He had his chance to
help, and he did nothing!

178
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Oh, my gosh.

179
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She came to me this time!

180
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I had no choice but to try
and take his wails by force.

181
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By getting us to beat the tar out of him?

182
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I can't just beat up
the lce king for nothing.

183
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That's against my alignment.

184
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I know! I know!

185
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You're right!

186
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But i'll get him to give
up those howls voluntarlly.

187
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I swear it.

188
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Oh, thank you, finn!

189
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L...

190
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Shhhh.

191
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Dude, how are we gonna get those howls?

192
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Oh, i've got a plan to trick
him, but you won't like it.

193
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That sounds ominous.

194
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I don't like it!

195
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Lce king, come forth!

196
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Lce klng: i'm coming forth!

197
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Is that the voice of friendship i hear?

198
00:07:56,985 --> 00:07:59,613
So, are you fellas ready for game night?

199
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Game night?

200
00:08:00,822 --> 00:08:01,914
Well, that's weird.

201
00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:03,252
What? Why?

202
00:08:03,324 --> 00:08:05,884
You do know how friends act, right?

203
00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,587
You've had friends before.

204
00:08:07,662 --> 00:08:09,220
Uh... Yes?

205
00:08:09,297 --> 00:08:13,358
Yeah, so you know how friends are
always howling in pain for each other.

206
00:08:13,435 --> 00:08:15,403
Yeah. Right!

207
00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:16,402
Everyone knows that.

208
00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,272
Will you howl for me, pal?

209
00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:22,002
Ooh, of course, friend.

210
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Oh! Sorry!

211
00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:26,110
Oh, i've got the sillies.

212
00:08:26,181 --> 00:08:29,844
I couldn't possibly howl
without giggling uncontrollably.

213
00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:32,751
I'm just so giddy about you being here.

214
00:08:33,922 --> 00:08:35,890
I'm a banana!

215
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Don't slip on me!

216
00:08:36,858 --> 00:08:38,189
We're out of options.

217
00:08:38,259 --> 00:08:39,624
Let's just beat it out of him!

218
00:08:39,694 --> 00:08:40,786
No, jake,
we —

219
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Wait a sec.

220
00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:43,725
There's a bug on you, friend.

221
00:08:43,798 --> 00:08:44,628
Smack!

222
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,466
Biscuits! Now's my chance!

223
00:08:47,535 --> 00:08:51,301
You know, i carved these
game pieces from my own teeth.

224
00:08:51,372 --> 00:08:53,306
Boohoo, boohoo, boohoo.

225
00:08:53,374 --> 00:08:54,272
Huh?

226
00:08:54,342 --> 00:08:55,172
Crying?

227
00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,301
Boohoo.

228
00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:57,708
You hit me, lce king.

229
00:08:57,779 --> 00:09:01,476
I don't think i could live anymore,
knowing my best bosom hit me.

230
00:09:01,549 --> 00:09:04,541
I was only saving you from poo poo palms.

231
00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:07,850
I'm dying because l
know you care not for me.

232
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:08,752
Bleh.

233
00:09:08,823 --> 00:09:09,653
No!

234
00:09:09,724 --> 00:09:12,192
My —
my bosom!

235
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,160
What have i done?

236
00:09:14,229 --> 00:09:15,457
My friend!

237
00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:16,360
My only friend!

238
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,864
Hey, what about me?

239
00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:18,899
Why?

240
00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,491
Why?

241
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:32,579
Starchie's feelin' healthy again
— a bit too healthy, if you ask me.

242
00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:36,907
They're all getting better.

243
00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:39,476
Finn and jake did it!

244
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:49,793
Oh, well.

245
00:09:49,864 --> 00:09:52,560
Gunter, dispose of finn's carcass.

246
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,532
Harrumph!

247
00:09:53,601 --> 00:09:54,465
Good job!

248
00:09:54,536 --> 00:09:57,004
Those wails must have
reached all the way back to —

249
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Did you see how fast he
dropped my lifeless body?

250
00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:01,535
That's just mean.

251
00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:05,443
Finn, if i came across your lifeless body,

252
00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:08,209
I'd clasp you dramatically
for a kajillion years.

253
00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:09,648
Thanks, man.

254
00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:11,184
Hey, why wait?

255
00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:12,310
Play dead, finn.

256
00:10:12,387 --> 00:10:13,945
Why?

257
00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:16,985
Why?

258
00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:20,661
Why?

259
00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,628
Adventure time!