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Here i go!
- Yeah!

2
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Whoo-Hoo!

3
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Hmm...

4
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Awesome!

5
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Someone needs our help!

6
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What is it about "henchman for
life" that you don't understand?

7
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Oh, come on!

8
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Dude, it's marceline, the vampire queen.

9
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Huh?

10
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Can't you find the compassion
to release this poor old body?

11
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"henchman for life"
means "henchman for life"!

12
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You still petrified of vampires?

13
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No.

14
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I'm not.

15
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Fall on the ground for me!

16
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Yes, mistress.

17
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Unh!

18
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Now cry for me.

19
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Okay.

20
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I don't want to cry,
but i shall cry for you.

21
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Hey! Cut that out!

22
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Oh, if it isn't my favorite
little goody two shoes finn.

23
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Stop making this poor old dude cry!

24
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I can make him do whatever i want.

25
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Watch.

26
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Henchman, amuse me.

27
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Stop it!

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Now hop around in a circle.

29
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Hup hup hup.

30
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Waah! Aah!

31
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Oh, no.

32
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Don't worry, sir.

33
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I'll see to it you get set free!

34
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Oh, and how you gonna pull that off, hero?

35
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I'll do what i need to.

36
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I'll even take his place.

37
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Dude, what?

38
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Do you mean it?

39
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Uh, well...

40
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Heck yeah!

41
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Deal! Old henchman, you are free.

42
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Whoo-Hoo!

43
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What are you doing, man?

44
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Hey, jake.

45
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Eep!

46
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I couldn't watch that old man suffer, jake.

47
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My code of honor wouldn't allow it.

48
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"oh, my code of honor wouldn't allow it."

49
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Grrr!

50
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Hey!

51
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Yes, jake?

52
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What would you like to talk about?

53
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Aah!

54
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I want to help you out of this, man,

55
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But she scares the
filling out of my doughnut.

56
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Let's just leave.

57
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I can't.

58
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As a hero, i'm bound
by my wo-O-O-O-O-O-O-Rd!

59
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Finn!

60
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Don't worry, dude!

61
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I'll figure something out!

62
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You're lucky, finn.

63
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Your first job as henchman
is to help me feed.

64
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Feed?

65
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What does she mean?

66
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Like —
l-Like oats?

67
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Like sentient beings or oats?

68
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It doesn't matter.

69
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I can handle it.

70
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Sounds like dinner.

71
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Finn, open the door.

72
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Open it already!

73
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No way, marceline!

74
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I'm not gonna open this door
if innocent people will be hurt!

75
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Aren't you bound by your
word to do as i say, hero?

76
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L...

77
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Yes.

78
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Huh?

79
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Sorry about this.

80
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Aah!

81
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Hold him down.

82
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Are you enjoying this, finn?

83
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No!

84
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Grrr!

85
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Don't you worry, finn.

86
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I'll get you out of there.

87
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I've got a perfect plan.

88
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- Aah!

89
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I'm not running away, finn!

90
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This is just part of my plan!

91
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Please, human boy, let me go.

92
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I'm sorry, sir.

93
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I'm bound by my code of
honor to do what she says.

94
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I understand, son.

95
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I was married myself once.

96
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Wait, wait!

97
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I'm not
married to —

98
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Ohh! Enough talking!

99
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Dinner is served!

100
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No!

101
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Grr!

102
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No!

103
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How dare you, henchman.

104
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I order you to let me feed!

105
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Aah!

106
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Unh!

107
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Aah!

108
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Uh... Uh...

109
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Blah!

110
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Aah!

111
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Nooooooo!

112
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Mmm.

113
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That red bow tie was delicious.

114
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Ohh, ugh.

115
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Huh?

116
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What's wrong, finn?

117
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I — l
thought —

118
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I thought
you were —

119
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Oh, my.

120
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A white tie!

121
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Thank you so much.

122
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This is so beautiful.

123
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Ahh.

124
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But —
but —

125
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What?

126
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You know i eat the color red sometimes.

127
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Oh, yeah.

128
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Okay.

129
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We've got plenty more evil to do!

130
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Man, wha—

131
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What's wrong with this girl?

132
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I — i can't tell if she's
messing with me or — or what.

133
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Hey, finn, you thinking about

134
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How that guy's bow tie
sort of looked like a bra?

135
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Huh? No!

136
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I know this place seems a

137
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Little dead...

138
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But don't worry.

139
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It'll soon be... Un-Dead.

140
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Corpses buried in mud that's black,

141
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From death, i command you, to come back!

142
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How are you?

143
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What's happening?

144
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Are you ready to lead an
evil army of the undead?

145
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Never!

146
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Okay! I'll do it!

147
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Don't worry, dude.

148
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I'm coming to help you.

149
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Yaaaaaaaaah!

150
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Huh? What's that noise?

151
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Aaaah!

152
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Sorry, finn.

153
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Excited to hear the wild
screams of an entire castle?

154
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Oh, yeah.

155
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That sounds bombastic, honey.

156
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Hey, i'm gonna run up ahead
and scout it out for you, sugar.

157
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My boss is gonna sack your castle!

158
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Oh! Well, that's certainly bad news for us.

159
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Lisby! Who is at the door?

160
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Someone who wishes to sack the nut castle.

161
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Why would you want to sack my nut
castle on my second son's 1 st birthday?

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Seize him!

163
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No!

164
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Listen! You hear that?

165
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My master is marching here
with her army of the undead!

166
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Oh! How wonderful!

167
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Listen to me!

168
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Everybody, run for your lives!

169
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Ha ha ha!

170
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I wrote this next song about a fisherman.

171
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Don't do this, marceline!

172
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I beg you!

173
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Don't do what?

174
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You're late, marceline!

175
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My son has been dylng to
hear your undead music!

176
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Wha?

177
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Oh, i forgot!

178
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Marceline is playing tonight.

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Okay. So she makes things
seem bad, and then —

180
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Or her personality makes
them seem bad and...

181
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I'm overreacting.

182
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- Hey!
- Huh?

183
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Why are you thinking so hard?

184
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Just party hard.

185
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Whoo-Hoo!

186
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All right!

187
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Whoo-Hoo!

188
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Hey, castle crasher!

189
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Hey, marceline.

190
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You like cute things, right?

191
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Uh, yeah. Sure.

192
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Why?

193
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Then, you might love this.

194
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The cutest dimple plant ever!

195
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Here — eat some
of its fruit.

196
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See what happens.

197
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Okay.

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A dimple!

199
00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:03,168
Okay, henchman, now l
need you to do something.

200
00:08:03,243 --> 00:08:04,175
What is it?

201
00:08:04,244 --> 00:08:07,475
I want to you to take this
dimple plant outside and kill it.

202
00:08:07,547 --> 00:08:08,479
What?

203
00:08:08,548 --> 00:08:10,277
Use my axe-Bass.

204
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I'm gonna murder you.

205
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I'm not entirely sure why.

206
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I'm sure this will end happy.

207
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Aah!

208
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I don't get it.

209
00:08:24,097 --> 00:08:27,498
There's always a twist to the
stuff marceline makes me do!

210
00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:30,832
But where's the twist
in bumping off this bush?

211
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There is no twist.

212
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Kill it now!

213
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But
what —

214
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You should have hacked it to
pieces when it was still adorable.

215
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L
thought —

216
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Whoa!

217
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Hyah!

218
00:08:46,619 --> 00:08:47,984
Bleh!

219
00:08:48,054 --> 00:08:49,851
Sick!

220
00:08:49,922 --> 00:08:50,786
Whoa!

221
00:08:50,857 --> 00:08:52,119
Oh, boy.

222
00:08:52,191 --> 00:08:54,489
Waaaaah!

223
00:08:57,764 --> 00:08:58,662
Hyah!

224
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Not bad. For a henchman.

225
00:09:03,703 --> 00:09:05,830
Hmm.

226
00:09:05,905 --> 00:09:08,499
Hey, can't the
sun, like, destroy you?

227
00:09:08,574 --> 00:09:09,541
Yeah, it hurts.

228
00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:10,769
But i kind of like it.

229
00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,276
Reminds me when i'd scrape my

230
00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:15,041
Knees up as a kid and
my mom would patch me up.

231
00:09:15,114 --> 00:09:16,547
You know what i'm saying?

232
00:09:16,616 --> 00:09:18,447
Uh, jake told me i came out of a cabbage.

233
00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:23,087
Hey, finn, i need you
to strangle some pixies!

234
00:09:23,156 --> 00:09:24,180
Yeah, sure.

235
00:09:24,257 --> 00:09:25,224
That sounds good.

236
00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:27,919
Whoa. Why are you being
so casual about that?

237
00:09:27,994 --> 00:09:30,724
Killing pixies is some hard-Core evil.

238
00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:33,265
I'm not falling for
your junk anymore, lady.

239
00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:36,393
You just like saying poop
that jacks with my brain.

240
00:09:36,469 --> 00:09:38,164
What are you
talking about? I —

241
00:09:39,138 --> 00:09:39,968
Dang, man.

242
00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:41,506
I didn't think you'd ever catch on.

243
00:09:42,575 --> 00:09:43,405
I knew it!

244
00:09:43,476 --> 00:09:45,171
Hey, what about your old henchman?

245
00:09:45,244 --> 00:09:46,506
Who was that guy?

246
00:09:46,579 --> 00:09:48,774
Oh, just an old diving buddy.

247
00:09:48,848 --> 00:09:51,248
So, ready to go strangle some pixies?

248
00:09:51,317 --> 00:09:52,409
Yeah, man.

249
00:09:52,485 --> 00:09:53,577
I mean wo-Man!

250
00:09:53,653 --> 00:09:54,711
Oh, no.

251
00:09:54,787 --> 00:09:58,279
My buddy is totally
under her vampire spell!

252
00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:00,349
Die, unholy thing!

253
00:10:00,426 --> 00:10:01,256
Jake?

254
00:10:01,327 --> 00:10:02,259
Ow!

255
00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,422
Aah!

256
00:10:05,498 --> 00:10:06,692
Marceline!

257
00:10:06,766 --> 00:10:10,224
I'm stakin' that
vampire and setting you free,

258
00:10:10,303 --> 00:10:12,237
No matter how terrified i am!

259
00:10:12,305 --> 00:10:13,363
She's all right, man!

260
00:10:13,439 --> 00:10:15,339
She's still controlling
your mind with evil!

261
00:10:15,408 --> 00:10:19,344
Now back off and let me
vanquish her from existence!

262
00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:21,209
I can't let you do that, jake.

263
00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:23,780
I love you, brother.

264
00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:25,010
Aah!

265
00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:25,948
Oof!

266
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,318
Jake, listen!

267
00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:30,379
Marceline is not how she seems!

268
00:10:30,456 --> 00:10:33,584
She's a radical dame
who likes to play games.

269
00:10:34,627 --> 00:10:36,322
What are you even talking about, dude?

270
00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:37,761
Hyah!

271
00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:38,762
Oh, man!

272
00:10:38,831 --> 00:10:40,162
Whoa!

273
00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:41,598
Aah!

274
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:42,691
Marceline!

275
00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:43,599
Unh!

276
00:10:43,669 --> 00:10:45,660
Aah!

277
00:10:45,738 --> 00:10:46,830
Where is she?

278
00:10:46,906 --> 00:10:48,567
Uh...

279
00:10:48,641 --> 00:10:49,471
I'm free.

280
00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:52,136
Jake, you faced your fear and saved me!

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I did?

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I did!

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Yeah!

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Is it cool?

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Yup.

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Finn, i owe you, big-Time.

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Changing into a bat and
hiding in your pack was genius.

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That's what henchmen are for.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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You're fired from your henchmanship.

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It's no fun when i can't trick you.

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We're still on for pixie-Strangling
tomorrow, though, right?

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Definitely.