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Throw it!

2
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Ugh!

3
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Prlncess bubblegum: yeah, go on!

4
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Get out of here!

5
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Unless you feel like a fist cookie,

6
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You better keep running!

7
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What the heck is going on?

8
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I have no idea, but it's
probably best to stay out of it.

9
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Yeah. Hey, look.

10
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This one looks stupid.

11
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Let's see how it flies.

12
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Ugh!

13
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Aw, lame.

14
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Huh?

15
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Uh-Oh.

16
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Prlncess bubblegum: duke of nuts!

17
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What have you done?

18
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Ohh.

19
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Oh, no.

20
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She thinks that nuts guy did it.

21
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We got to go clear up what happened.

22
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Don't worry, my dear.

23
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I'll have you fixed up in no time.

24
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Princess?

25
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Are you okay?

26
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Yeah, i guess if green and bald is okay.

27
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Ooh-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo,
boy.

28
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I'm sorry. I can't stop now.

29
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My dear, not to worry.

30
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The medicine milk in this suit
will have you healed lickety-Split.

31
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In just five days, you'll be back
to your beautiful bubblegummy self.

32
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Five days?

33
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The grand meeting of
ooo royalty is tonight!

34
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Ohh.

35
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Uh, hey, princess.

36
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There's something i should tell

37
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You about that bottle
that hit you in the face.

38
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I already know, finn.

39
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The duke of nuts has always been a bad guy.

40
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But now that he's done
this, i'll never forgive him!

41
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And it's not just because i hate the duke.

42
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I'd never forgive anybody
who did this to me.

43
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I'd hate them...

44
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Yeah,
but —

45
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Forever!

46
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Forever?

47
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Finally, i have a witness to his misdeeds!

48
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Two witnesses.

49
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Jake!

50
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Oh, finn, my flawless, flawless champion.

51
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Bring the duke of
nuts to justice —

52
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The justice of a cold dungeon!

53
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She's completely bonkers.

54
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What do i do?

55
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If i tell her i threw it,
she'll hate me forever.

56
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Don't worry.

57
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That won't happen.

58
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We're gonna catch that duke.

59
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But we're the ones who threw the bottle.

60
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Dude, look.

61
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The duke of nuts is bad guys.

62
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How do you know that?

63
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Think about it.

64
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If bubblegum hates him so much,

65
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Then he must have done some rotten stuff.

66
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I mean, maybe he even threw a bottle
and turned someone ugly before.

67
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Maybe you're right.

68
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Maybe i am.

69
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All right, then.

70
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Just this once, we'll be vigilantes!

71
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Nah, we're more like
cops — crooked cops.

72
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Princess, i won't rest until
the villainous duke is captured!

73
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Oh, thank you, finn.

74
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Whoa, okay, and by then, hopefully
you'll have taken care of... This.

75
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Look yonder!

76
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The duke of nuts' castle.

77
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Duke of nuts!

78
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How are you?

79
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By order of
princess —

80
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Um... Princess...

81
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Hello, finn.

82
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Are you here to arrest the duke?

83
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How did you know?

84
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The nuts told me.

85
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For i am the duchess of nuts.

86
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Oh, should have asked if these
were like her eggs or something.

87
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I know of my husband's
crime against the princess —

88
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A crime that you personally witnessed!

89
00:03:21,488 --> 00:03:23,581
And why would you lie, huh?

90
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Yeah. Why?

91
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Oh, but he was once such a wonderful man.

92
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He pet dogs, kissed babies.

93
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We'd lie together
underneath the cashew bush.

94
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He even taught underprivileged
nuts how to dance.

95
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But somehow he's gone rancid!

96
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These nuts tell me he must be executed.

97
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Would you like to hear
what my nuts have to say?

98
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That won't be, um, necessary.

99
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Listen! Listen!

100
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Whoa!

101
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I don't get it, jake.

102
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How can the dude be evil if
he pets puppies, kisses babies,

103
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And lies with his wife?

104
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What?

105
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You believe that?

106
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She is nuts.

107
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Listen, man.

108
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Let's just go back and face the music.

109
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Who cares if bubblegum hates you forever?

110
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It's no biggy.

111
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Tons of people hate me.

112
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Why, jake?

113
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Why won't you print my letters?

114
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L-L-L
hate you!

115
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Hmm.

116
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It's him — the
duke of nuts!

117
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I'll break left!

118
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You take the right!

119
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Ugh!

120
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I went left, too!

121
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Ooh!

122
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Wha?

123
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You're way smaller than i thought you were.

124
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Dude, that's not him.

125
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No one will harm the duke of nuts.

126
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I will kill whoever seeks to arrest him.

127
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No! Please!

128
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This has gone far enough.

129
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That's the duke of nuts.

130
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But i vowed to kill
whoever did this to you.

131
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They can't take you away, dad.

132
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Who's the toughest little nut?

133
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That's you.

134
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One second.

135
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Man, i don't know, jake.

136
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Why would princess bubblegum hate
him if he was such a nice guy?

137
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Just because he's a good father doesn't
necessarily mean he isn't a villain.

138
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That doesn't look like a villain.

139
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I could probably think
of a reason why that's

140
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Villainous if you gave me enough time.

141
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Maybe.
- Ugh!

142
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Maybe we should just confess.

143
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But then princess bubblegum
will hate us forever.

144
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Hey, man.

145
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It's not that bad being hated.

146
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Come on! Pick it up!

147
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You son of a blee blob!

148
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Oh. Sorry to make you wait.

149
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I made these daisy crowns
for you guys as a —

150
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As a token of my gratitude for waiting.

151
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Ohh, sorry, i — i have
to sit down for a second.

152
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Oh.

153
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I know this is an odd question,

154
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But you wouldn't happen to have
any pudding on you, would you?

155
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Actually, yeah, i think
i have one in my pack.

156
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Oh. Oh, thank goodness.

157
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I think i have a spoon in here, too.

158
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What

159
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What happened to the cup?

160
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Oh, i'm so embarrassed.

161
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Now you know my shame.

162
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I can't stop eating pudding.

163
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What?

164
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I don't tell people because

165
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I hate making them worry, but,

166
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Yes, i have a rare condition,

167
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A pudding deficiency.

168
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And i always end up eating
all the royal pudding supply

169
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Whenever i go to the castle.

170
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So that's why princess bubblegum hates you.

171
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Yes, but i didn't turn princess
bubblegum green and bald.

172
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I would never do such a thing.

173
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Ugh!

174
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Of course you wouldn't.

175
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You're too nice a guy.

176
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I'm the one who threw that bottle.

177
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I was gonna tell her, but then
she started talking all crazy.

178
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She said she'd never forgive
me, and i didn't know.

179
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Hey, it's okay.

180
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People make mistakes.

181
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It's all part of growing up.

182
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And you never really stop growing.

183
00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:05,841
Now you're making me feel even
worse by being so nice about it.

184
00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:08,278
Maybe i should just confess
the crime and end all this.

185
00:07:08,348 --> 00:07:09,178
Wait.

186
00:07:09,249 --> 00:07:12,150
I think i might have an idea that
will save everyone's reputations.

187
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Halt!

188
00:07:16,723 --> 00:07:17,747
Finn!

189
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Did you find the duke yet?

190
00:07:19,158 --> 00:07:20,284
Not yet.

191
00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,828
But you are in grave danger, princess.

192
00:07:22,896 --> 00:07:26,263
There is an assassin in these
very woods dead set on stopping

193
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You from reaching the grand meeting.

194
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In fact, it's that rustling in the bush.

195
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Rustle, rustle, rustle.

196
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I'm an ambush! Halt!

197
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What's going on?

198
00:07:35,909 --> 00:07:37,706
Oh, did i come out too early?

199
00:07:38,778 --> 00:07:40,439
What are you here to do, stranger?

200
00:07:40,513 --> 00:07:42,276
I've come for the princess!

201
00:07:42,348 --> 00:07:43,940
I'm an assassin!

202
00:07:44,017 --> 00:07:45,507
Um, guys...

203
00:07:45,585 --> 00:07:46,813
Stand back!

204
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I will stop him! Hyah!

205
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Hyah!

206
00:07:49,989 --> 00:07:50,819
Phew!

207
00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:53,984
I'll kill you and raise
your children as my own!

208
00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:56,494
Hyah!

209
00:07:56,562 --> 00:07:58,427
[slow
motion] h-A-A!

210
00:07:58,498 --> 00:07:59,658
Unh! Ugh!

211
00:07:59,732 --> 00:08:01,893
Remember, it's just acting, jake.

212
00:08:01,968 --> 00:08:03,333
Sorry, dude.

213
00:08:03,403 --> 00:08:04,233
Ooh!

214
00:08:04,304 --> 00:08:06,101
Now, to kill you up!

215
00:08:06,172 --> 00:08:07,002
But wait!

216
00:08:07,073 --> 00:08:10,270
Surely this cannot be the
fair princess bubblegum.

217
00:08:10,343 --> 00:08:12,402
Where are her pink, flush cheeks?

218
00:08:12,478 --> 00:08:14,912
The long, gooey hair?
- Ugh!

219
00:08:14,981 --> 00:08:15,811
Oof!

220
00:08:15,882 --> 00:08:18,510
Clearly the princess travels elsewhere.

221
00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:19,846
Later, bubblegum!

222
00:08:19,919 --> 00:08:21,181
Get out there, man!

223
00:08:21,254 --> 00:08:22,949
I don't know if i can do this.

224
00:08:23,022 --> 00:08:24,148
Go, go, go, go!

225
00:08:24,223 --> 00:08:25,986
And that's how l,

226
00:08:26,059 --> 00:08:28,550
The duke of nuts, by disfiguring

227
00:08:28,628 --> 00:08:30,789
You beyond all recognition,

228
00:08:30,863 --> 00:08:33,297
Humbly saved your life.

229
00:08:33,366 --> 00:08:34,799
Yeah! All right!

230
00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:35,799
Yeah!

231
00:08:35,868 --> 00:08:37,995
What was the point of
this little play again?

232
00:08:38,972 --> 00:08:41,736
And why isn't the duke clapped in irons?

233
00:08:41,808 --> 00:08:42,638
She's right.

234
00:08:42,709 --> 00:08:45,644
Lnnocent or not, i should
accept what's coming to me.

235
00:08:45,712 --> 00:08:47,475
Peppermint butler.

236
00:08:47,547 --> 00:08:48,479
Oh, no.

237
00:08:48,548 --> 00:08:51,312
"nut'n's" going my way today.

238
00:08:51,384 --> 00:08:52,316
Hup!

239
00:08:52,385 --> 00:08:54,751
Hup! Hup!
- No!

240
00:08:54,821 --> 00:08:55,651
Finn?

241
00:08:55,722 --> 00:08:57,189
The duke didn't throw that bottle.

242
00:08:57,256 --> 00:08:58,086
Ugh.

243
00:08:58,157 --> 00:09:00,591
Princess, i have
something sucky to confess.

244
00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:02,560
I'm the one who threw the bottle.

245
00:09:03,963 --> 00:09:05,123
I'm sorry.

246
00:09:05,198 --> 00:09:08,031
But i knew if i told you,
you'd hate me forever.

247
00:09:08,101 --> 00:09:09,363
Hmm.

248
00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:13,872
Well... I could never
stay mad at you forever.

249
00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:16,033
And you seem genuinely penitent.

250
00:09:16,109 --> 00:09:18,976
I don't even know what
that means, but thank you.

251
00:09:19,045 --> 00:09:20,672
Yeah!

252
00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:24,844
But that doesn't douse
my hatred for the duke!

253
00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:26,782
Yeah, what's up with that hate?

254
00:09:26,853 --> 00:09:30,186
That jerk always empties
out my pudding pantry!

255
00:09:30,256 --> 00:09:31,223
Aw, shucks.

256
00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,485
He just can't control
himself around pudding.

257
00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:37,689
He goes coconuts for it because
he has a pudding deficiency.

258
00:09:37,764 --> 00:09:39,459
It's true, your majesty.

259
00:09:39,532 --> 00:09:42,194
I — i'm sorry for
my medical condition.

260
00:09:42,268 --> 00:09:43,530
Oh, my.

261
00:09:43,603 --> 00:09:45,195
You poor man.

262
00:09:45,271 --> 00:09:47,205
Of course you're forgiven.

263
00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:49,241
Yeah, i don't believe a word from him.

264
00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:53,440
I'm really sorry about making
you temporarily ugly, princess,

265
00:09:53,513 --> 00:09:56,641
Especially before the grand
meeting of ooo royalty.

266
00:09:56,716 --> 00:09:58,877
I wish there was some
way to make it up to you.

267
00:09:58,951 --> 00:10:01,044
Maybe there is, finn.

268
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:01,984
Maybe there is.

269
00:10:03,289 --> 00:10:04,221
Hey!

270
00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:05,120
Hmm? What?

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You said "maybe."

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Call to order the sesquicentennial
grand meeting of ooo royalty.

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I now call upon the delegate
from the candy kingdom.

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Princess bubblegums?

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"it would be be presumptuous
indeed to present myself against

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The distinguished princess
to whom you have listened."

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Buy a lady a drink?

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The marquis of nuts?

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Yes! But i didn't come alone!

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Remember me, jake?

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No.