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And as it waded through
the carnage it had wrought,

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The vampire smashed their
skulls just for the fun of it!

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No way!

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Yes way! It did!

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And, also, the vampire
hunched over its victims

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And breathed their vaporized blood mist!

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Ah, geez!

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Jake, is this stuff you're saying true,

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Or are you just trying to mess me up?

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You have to be honest.

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Oh, it's true, man.

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I heard it through a reliable source.

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Reliable? Rats.

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Yeah, some say it haunted this very tree!

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- This tree?
- Good night!

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- Jake!

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You're full of it, jake!

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No worms on the bed!

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Huh?

20
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Huh?

21
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Jake! Jake!

22
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I saw someone outside the window!

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It must be the vampire, and l
think we're unprepared, so i —

24
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Relax, buddy. I made that story up.

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I was just trying to scare you.

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But you said you heard
it from reliable source.

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I made that up, too.

28
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I was trying to scare you, and it worked!

29
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Whoa!

30
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No one's outside.

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Whew!

32
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It was just the wind, scaredy-Cat.

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I wasn't scared. I was slnglng.

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I was singing my scream song.

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You're a total wuss, man.

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Hey, guys. What's up?

37
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I'm marceline the vampire queen.

38
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Are you gonna smash my skull
and breathe my blood mist?

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Don't suck our blood!

40
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Calm down, weenies.

41
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I'm not gonna do that.

42
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So...

43
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You don't suck blood?

44
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Sometimes i do, but it's
not the blood that i like.

45
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It's the color. I eat shades of red.

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Golly!

47
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Mmm!

48
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Wow, i'm exhausted.

49
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I've been traveling all
over the land of ooo,

50
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And i've seen some stuff

51
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That would really make
you say, "like what?"

52
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Like what?

53
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I found a school of goldfish beasts.

54
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Yah! Yee-Haw!

55
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And i fooled around in the fire kingdom.

56
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Ooh!

57
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Oh, and check these out.

58
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Nuts?

59
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Oh, these aren't just ordlnary nuts.

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You're wonderful.

61
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Yeah, uh, thank you for
not sucking our blood.

62
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You guys seem cool, too.

63
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But as you can imagine, i'm really tired,

64
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So you two should probably get going.

65
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What?

66
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Look.

67
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"m" for "marceline."

68
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Oh, man.

69
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I carved it in this
tree years ago —

70
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Long before you two rascals
started squatting here.

71
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But seriously, guys, thanks for
keeping the place warm for me.

72
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Like, really great. Thanks.

73
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Huh?

74
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Good night!

75
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Come on, finn, let's get out of here!

76
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She can't kick us out of our house!

77
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No, finn, wait!

78
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Get down here, lady, and fight me!

79
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She's a vampire, dude!

80
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What?

81
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I'm gonna kill her!

82
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Dude, if half the stories i've
heard and/or made up are true,

83
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Vamplres wlll kill you.

84
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There's no question.

85
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But what about our home?

86
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A vampire took it!

87
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Ah, we should go house
hunting — bag us a new house.

88
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But i like our home.

89
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Finn, house hunting is wild!

90
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You got to try it!

91
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Really?

92
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Yeah, man. It is so nuts!

93
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You always know what to say.

94
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Blah, blee, bloo, blah,
blah, bloobity, blah, bloop!

95
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Okay, i'm convinced.

96
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Let's roll!

97
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Sweet, things are
gonna start going our way.

98
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Hey, look. See? What did i tell you?

99
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This is weak!

100
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I don't even llke any of these places.

101
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I want to go home.

102
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Finn, let me tell you a little something

103
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About what "home" really means.

104
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I don't want to hear a lecture, dude.

105
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I just want to go home.

106
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With your lucky stars
to guide you from above.

107
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Yeah, i guess i'd rather be out here,

108
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Wrapped in your ear,

109
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Than be in some awesome house all by my...

110
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Souse.

111
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I'd rather be
dancing with some babes.

112
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Shut up, dude!

113
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Gross. This place looks gross.

114
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And abandoned.

115
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And abandoned.
And abandoned. And abandoned.

116
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Whoa, bro!

117
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Want to just live in here?

118
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Yes.

119
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So, what do you think, man?

120
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We did pretty good for ourselves.

121
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Yeah, we did.

122
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So, uh, what should we
do first in our new digs?

123
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Let's trash it and throw a party!

124
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This is it. Feeling good.

125
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Feeling — i'm
feeling like we did it.

126
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I'm feeling, like, completely satisfied.

127
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Nothing else can go wrong, you know, jake?

128
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- Yeah, man.
- Oh, yeah. I know, too.

129
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Hey, finn.

130
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She's back!

131
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Wow, pretty awesome party you got here.

132
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What do you want, marceline?

133
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Oh, i just want to show you something.

134
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This cave belongs to me!

135
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What?

136
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Thanks for fixing the place up for me.

137
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You — you can't
take our home twice!

138
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Aah! It's vampire-Fighting time!

139
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Finn, no!

140
00:08:45,457 --> 00:08:47,755
Vampires will klll you, remember?

141
00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:49,384
But she's taking our home again!

142
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We're home as long as we're together!

143
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Blah, blah, blee, blah, bloop, remember?

144
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Oh, yeah.

145
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Okay, marceline, i'm gonna
let you keep this cave,

146
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But only because jake is my home.

147
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And he's way better than
all your homes combined!

148
00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:03,440
You know, you're right.

149
00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:05,635
I guess i'll take him, too!

150
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:06,837
What?

151
00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,607
I'll bite him a little...

152
00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,544
Aah!

153
00:09:09,614 --> 00:09:11,775
Maybe turn him into a zombie.

154
00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:13,181
No!

155
00:09:13,251 --> 00:09:15,014
- Let go of jake!
- Make me.

156
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,577
You okay, pal?

157
00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:20,489
No one... Makes me...

158
00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,084
Let go of jake!

159
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I'm not scared of you!

160
00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:29,325
You're pathetic, little boy.

161
00:09:30,769 --> 00:09:32,430
You're pathetic!

162
00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:36,766
Get ready for an uppercut, you dog!

163
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Make me.

164
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Blah, blah!

165
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Blah!

166
00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:48,516
L... Got to help my buddy!

167
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Your blood is mine!

168
00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:00,630
- [gasps
] - Uh-Oh.

169
00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,265
Ow!

170
00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,570
That... Actually hurt, finn.

171
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:20,084
Mwah!

172
00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,915
W-Why you didn't just kill me?

173
00:10:21,987 --> 00:10:23,511
'cause that was fun!

174
00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:26,056
Whew, i haven't fought like that in years.

175
00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:27,284
Thanks, finn.

176
00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:28,690
Finn.

177
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,727
A-Aren't you dead?

178
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,592
Nah, before she bit me, i used my powers

179
00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:34,359
To shrink all my guts and
blood over to my thumb, see?

180
00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,732
You two are pretty hard core.

181
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,236
I can appreciate that.

182
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:44,571
So... So does that mean we
can have our old house back?

183
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,133
Yeah, keep it...

184
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As a gift from me!

185
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Blah!

186
00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:55,109
Yeah! Huh?

187
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,725
Did you guys get on the bed?

188
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:04,057
I told you, you're not allowed!

189
00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:05,790
Oh, hey, guys.

190
00:11:05,864 --> 00:11:07,058
Huh?

191
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:10,067
Come here, friends. Hug me.

192
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:14,905
Oh, yeah. Hug me.