1 00:00:35,365 --> 00:00:36,195 Hey, jake? 2 00:00:36,266 --> 00:00:37,096 Yeah? 3 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:37,996 You ever wonder what a 4 00:00:38,067 --> 00:00:39,193 Demon's heart looks like? 5 00:00:39,269 --> 00:00:40,201 Of course, dude. 6 00:00:40,270 --> 00:00:41,396 You ever wonder what a 7 00:00:41,471 --> 00:00:42,438 Demon's heart tastes like? 8 00:00:42,505 --> 00:00:45,736 Evll volce: hey, kid, you want some magic powers? 9 00:00:45,808 --> 00:00:48,800 Magic powers for absolutely free. 10 00:00:48,878 --> 00:00:49,936 Heck yeah! 11 00:00:50,013 --> 00:00:50,843 Wait! 12 00:00:50,913 --> 00:00:52,107 Let's not be too rash. 13 00:00:52,181 --> 00:00:53,409 Just look at this guy. 14 00:00:53,483 --> 00:00:56,418 Check out the sunken, lifeless eyes, 15 00:00:56,486 --> 00:00:59,250 The foul stench of decay. 16 00:00:59,322 --> 00:01:00,619 You know what that means? 17 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,749 It means he's evil, i guess. 18 00:01:02,825 --> 00:01:04,349 Well, evil, sure, but 19 00:01:04,427 --> 00:01:05,951 Mostly, he's unattractive, and 20 00:01:06,029 --> 00:01:07,963 Unattractive people are desperate. 21 00:01:08,031 --> 00:01:09,430 You should haggle with him. 22 00:01:09,499 --> 00:01:11,057 Hey, i want more than 23 00:01:11,134 --> 00:01:12,066 Just free powers. 24 00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:13,124 What else you got? 25 00:01:13,202 --> 00:01:14,294 All right. 26 00:01:15,071 --> 00:01:18,734 Free magical powers and... 27 00:01:18,808 --> 00:01:19,775 And this keychain. 28 00:01:19,842 --> 00:01:21,002 Oh, oh, oh! 29 00:01:21,077 --> 00:01:22,601 Play it cool, finn. 30 00:01:22,679 --> 00:01:23,577 Right. 31 00:01:23,646 --> 00:01:25,580 I begrudgingly accept your offer. 32 00:01:25,648 --> 00:01:26,478 Yes! 33 00:01:26,549 --> 00:01:28,483 Then the deal is struck. 34 00:01:30,386 --> 00:01:31,819 You can pick up your powers 35 00:01:31,888 --> 00:01:34,823 Right through that door. 36 00:01:34,891 --> 00:01:37,553 This way. 37 00:01:45,335 --> 00:01:46,597 This place looks magical. 38 00:01:46,669 --> 00:01:48,227 You think this is where we get the powers? 39 00:01:48,304 --> 00:01:50,067 Yes, i do. 40 00:01:50,139 --> 00:01:52,164 Free powers for all. 41 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:53,071 Want some? 42 00:01:53,142 --> 00:01:53,972 Yeah! 43 00:01:54,043 --> 00:01:55,908 Are you the guy handing them out? 44 00:01:55,978 --> 00:01:59,072 You seek bufo the wizard. 45 00:01:59,148 --> 00:02:00,410 So, where is that guy? 46 00:02:00,483 --> 00:02:01,848 He is here, of course. 47 00:02:01,918 --> 00:02:02,748 Uh... 48 00:02:02,819 --> 00:02:03,877 He's here? 49 00:02:03,953 --> 00:02:04,920 But he's not you? 50 00:02:04,987 --> 00:02:05,919 That's right. 51 00:02:05,988 --> 00:02:07,580 We should beat him up 52 00:02:07,657 --> 00:02:09,181 Until he starts making sense. 53 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:13,361 We are bufo. 54 00:02:13,429 --> 00:02:15,192 Oh! 55 00:02:15,264 --> 00:02:16,390 So... So... 56 00:02:16,466 --> 00:02:17,592 You wish to be 57 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:18,861 Inducted into the ancient — 58 00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:19,924 Ancient order — 59 00:02:20,002 --> 00:02:20,900 Dang it, leonard. 60 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:22,198 If we don't talk at the same 61 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:24,205 Time, nobody can understand us. 62 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:25,331 Sorry. Geez. 63 00:02:25,408 --> 00:02:26,340 Ahem! 64 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:30,004 So, you want free wizard powers, 65 00:02:30,079 --> 00:02:32,343 Powers like... These! 66 00:02:32,415 --> 00:02:33,643 Yeah! 67 00:02:33,716 --> 00:02:34,546 Yeah! 68 00:02:34,617 --> 00:02:35,743 We want them. 69 00:02:35,818 --> 00:02:36,785 Give us the stuff. 70 00:02:36,853 --> 00:02:38,445 - Yes, we do. - Can't wait. 71 00:02:38,521 --> 00:02:40,955 Then follow me. 72 00:02:41,023 --> 00:02:42,581 Whoo-Hoo! 73 00:02:42,658 --> 00:02:45,252 Behold the grand hall of 74 00:02:45,328 --> 00:02:46,192 Wizardry. 75 00:02:46,262 --> 00:02:48,492 This is where young potentials 76 00:02:48,564 --> 00:02:50,930 Train to become ultimate wizards. 77 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:52,500 But most are not ready for the 78 00:02:52,568 --> 00:02:54,399 Responsibility that comes with it. 79 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:55,960 I'm responsible, dude. 80 00:02:56,038 --> 00:02:56,936 So am l. 81 00:02:57,006 --> 00:02:58,132 That's a lie. 82 00:02:58,207 --> 00:02:59,401 It is a lie. 83 00:02:59,475 --> 00:03:01,705 And i take full responsibility for it. 84 00:03:01,778 --> 00:03:03,006 Yes, yes, very 85 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:04,171 Responsible. 86 00:03:04,247 --> 00:03:07,182 Now i bestow upon you these... 87 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,514 Wizard cloaks! 88 00:03:09,585 --> 00:03:10,847 Whoa! 89 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,286 Hey, this is a dress. 90 00:03:13,356 --> 00:03:15,847 Yeah. And i am into it. 91 00:03:15,925 --> 00:03:17,358 It's like gossamer. 92 00:03:19,762 --> 00:03:21,730 This way, i won't be embarrassed. 93 00:03:21,798 --> 00:03:22,890 Fine, fine. 94 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:25,365 Now, for every power that you 95 00:03:25,435 --> 00:03:28,029 Accrue, you shall receive a star 96 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:29,503 Badge like these. 97 00:03:29,572 --> 00:03:31,665 This final star betokens the 98 00:03:31,741 --> 00:03:34,266 Rank of ultimate wizard. 99 00:03:34,343 --> 00:03:35,970 Whoa! 100 00:03:36,045 --> 00:03:37,307 Mark me, jake. 101 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:38,938 I shall have that final star. 102 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:40,039 Where do we start? 103 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:42,641 Level 1 — dustomancy. 104 00:03:42,718 --> 00:03:43,548 Yeah! 105 00:03:43,619 --> 00:03:45,018 Dustomancy, whatever that is. 106 00:03:45,087 --> 00:03:46,884 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! 107 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:48,423 To receive this power, 108 00:03:48,491 --> 00:03:50,083 You must first... 109 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:52,423 Eat these brooms. 110 00:03:53,563 --> 00:03:54,928 All right. 111 00:03:54,997 --> 00:03:56,259 Wait. 112 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:58,291 This is gross. 113 00:03:58,367 --> 00:03:59,959 Man, i can't eat this. 114 00:04:00,036 --> 00:04:01,094 Yeah, you can. 115 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,000 Do what i do. 116 00:04:03,906 --> 00:04:05,498 Ahh! 117 00:04:07,877 --> 00:04:08,707 Oops. 118 00:04:08,778 --> 00:04:10,211 Ah, there we go. 119 00:04:11,581 --> 00:04:13,105 Whoa, you got a star. 120 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:15,372 Observe my magics. 121 00:04:15,451 --> 00:04:16,543 Wait, jake. 122 00:04:16,619 --> 00:04:18,746 Don't use them until i finish my broom. 123 00:04:21,991 --> 00:04:24,050 Last... Bite. 124 00:04:25,027 --> 00:04:26,927 Dude, you got your 125 00:04:26,996 --> 00:04:27,860 Star, too. 126 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:29,898 We're dustomancers! 127 00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:33,098 Nothing happened. 128 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:34,864 This is a total rip-Off. 129 00:04:34,937 --> 00:04:36,461 Bufo, you tricked us. 130 00:04:36,539 --> 00:04:38,700 Stupid power doesn't even work. 131 00:04:38,774 --> 00:04:40,435 Calm yourself, boy. 132 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:42,068 You are acting hysterical. 133 00:04:42,144 --> 00:04:43,805 Do you not see that you are 134 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,313 Using dustomancy? 135 00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:46,348 Behold. 136 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:48,849 I'm doing this? 137 00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:50,510 So... I have — 138 00:04:50,586 --> 00:04:52,019 Yes! 139 00:04:52,088 --> 00:04:54,955 Mastery over all dust motes. 140 00:04:55,024 --> 00:04:56,457 You can also read their 141 00:04:56,526 --> 00:04:57,356 Emotions. 142 00:04:57,426 --> 00:04:59,417 For instance, this mote is very 143 00:04:59,495 --> 00:05:01,087 Unhappy in his marriage. 144 00:05:01,163 --> 00:05:03,188 That's... Sort of cool. 145 00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:04,733 Sort of cool? 146 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,926 This is radical! 147 00:05:06,002 --> 00:05:07,367 Whoo, yeah! 148 00:05:07,436 --> 00:05:08,926 Force that enthusiasm. 149 00:05:09,005 --> 00:05:11,303 Are you ready for more magic? 150 00:05:11,374 --> 00:05:12,636 We get more? 151 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,642 So much more. 152 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:17,076 Like level 2 — the power of 153 00:05:17,146 --> 00:05:18,010 Shadowcery. 154 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,378 You can't see through those, right? 155 00:05:20,449 --> 00:05:22,007 Nope, not at all. 156 00:05:22,084 --> 00:05:23,745 To gain provenance over 157 00:05:23,819 --> 00:05:25,411 The shadows, place your hands 158 00:05:25,488 --> 00:05:26,386 Into this bowl. 159 00:05:26,455 --> 00:05:27,547 What bowl? 160 00:05:27,623 --> 00:05:29,215 No! Cover your eyes! 161 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:30,725 Fine. 162 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:32,488 Thrust your hands into 163 00:05:32,562 --> 00:05:34,496 This bowl... Of eyeballs. 164 00:05:34,564 --> 00:05:35,462 Eyeballs? 165 00:05:35,531 --> 00:05:36,691 Dude, it's okay. 166 00:05:36,766 --> 00:05:37,733 They're just peeled grapes. 167 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,630 No! 168 00:05:38,701 --> 00:05:41,067 They're eyeballs. 169 00:05:42,038 --> 00:05:43,027 Yuck! 170 00:05:43,105 --> 00:05:44,333 Well done. 171 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:46,170 You have groped the eyeballs 172 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,005 Fearlessly. 173 00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:51,046 Another star! Yeah! 174 00:05:51,113 --> 00:05:52,512 Shadowcery. 175 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,347 Onward, my shadow steed. 176 00:05:56,419 --> 00:05:57,351 Huh? 177 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,819 No touchies. 178 00:05:58,888 --> 00:06:02,016 Wizard powers are so cool. 179 00:06:02,091 --> 00:06:06,357 I want all the star badges! 180 00:06:06,429 --> 00:06:09,364 Excellent. 181 00:06:13,936 --> 00:06:15,301 Well done. 182 00:06:35,024 --> 00:06:37,083 All we're missing now is the big star. 183 00:06:37,159 --> 00:06:39,093 You ready to complete the set, man? 184 00:06:39,161 --> 00:06:40,355 Nah, i'm good. 185 00:06:40,429 --> 00:06:41,293 What? 186 00:06:41,364 --> 00:06:42,456 How can you stop now? 187 00:06:42,531 --> 00:06:44,055 Eh, i got everything l 188 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,532 Need — a limitless supply of 189 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:47,159 Mayonnaise, this captivating new 190 00:06:47,236 --> 00:06:48,669 Hairstyle, and i just learned 191 00:06:48,738 --> 00:06:49,864 The best spell of all. 192 00:06:49,939 --> 00:06:50,997 What's that? 193 00:06:51,073 --> 00:06:52,267 Sleep. 194 00:06:53,342 --> 00:06:55,310 Aw, what a lame-O. 195 00:06:55,378 --> 00:06:58,211 Bufo, i'm ready to get that big star. 196 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,907 To tell true, the last 197 00:06:59,982 --> 00:07:00,880 Power is not free. 198 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:01,882 Wha? 199 00:07:01,951 --> 00:07:03,509 You can't do this to me, man. 200 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:04,610 I've got no money. 201 00:07:04,687 --> 00:07:06,120 No. No cash. 202 00:07:06,188 --> 00:07:08,088 For the final star, you must 203 00:07:08,157 --> 00:07:10,125 Take... The pledge of ultimate 204 00:07:10,192 --> 00:07:11,022 Responsibility. 205 00:07:11,093 --> 00:07:12,117 Okay, i'll take that 206 00:07:12,194 --> 00:07:13,126 Pledge. 207 00:07:13,195 --> 00:07:14,025 Are you sure? 208 00:07:14,096 --> 00:07:15,927 Perhaps you are not sufficiently familiar with — 209 00:07:15,998 --> 00:07:16,828 I'm ready. 210 00:07:16,899 --> 00:07:17,888 Well, there may be 211 00:07:17,967 --> 00:07:19,525 Ramifications that you cannot — 212 00:07:19,602 --> 00:07:20,796 Just let me take that 213 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:21,802 Pledge, man! 214 00:07:21,871 --> 00:07:23,395 My word, i've never met 215 00:07:23,472 --> 00:07:24,837 Someone so irresponsibly 216 00:07:24,907 --> 00:07:25,737 Responsible. 217 00:07:25,808 --> 00:07:26,797 Very well, then. 218 00:07:26,876 --> 00:07:29,470 You must... Grasp... My hand. 219 00:07:29,545 --> 00:07:31,137 That's it? Easy. 220 00:07:31,213 --> 00:07:32,237 Whoa! 221 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:34,948 Huh? 222 00:07:35,017 --> 00:07:37,952 My big star! 223 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:41,114 Yes! Whoo-Hoo! Yeah! 224 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,214 Wait. Where am l? 225 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:44,088 Direct your attention to 226 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,252 The scale-Model orb. 227 00:07:45,327 --> 00:07:46,259 Huh? 228 00:07:46,328 --> 00:07:47,989 Is that an asteroid heading for 229 00:07:48,064 --> 00:07:48,996 This very temple? 230 00:07:49,065 --> 00:07:49,997 Yes. 231 00:07:50,066 --> 00:07:51,556 It's been heading for this 232 00:07:51,634 --> 00:07:53,898 Temple for 847 years. 233 00:07:53,969 --> 00:07:55,834 Only the magic of the ultimate 234 00:07:55,905 --> 00:07:57,566 Wizards keeps it from getting 235 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,572 Any closer. 236 00:07:58,641 --> 00:08:00,871 Quickly, add your power to that 237 00:08:00,943 --> 00:08:01,875 Of the orb. 238 00:08:01,944 --> 00:08:02,968 Oh, okay. 239 00:08:03,045 --> 00:08:03,977 Whoa! 240 00:08:04,046 --> 00:08:05,536 I got it. Now what? 241 00:08:05,614 --> 00:08:07,946 Now i release the elder 242 00:08:08,017 --> 00:08:09,780 Jeremy from his pledge. 243 00:08:09,852 --> 00:08:10,910 Razzamafoo! 244 00:08:10,986 --> 00:08:12,578 It's about time. 245 00:08:12,655 --> 00:08:15,055 And you take his place 246 00:08:15,124 --> 00:08:17,820 For the rest of your natural life. 247 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:18,825 Awesome. 248 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:19,826 Wait. What? 249 00:08:19,895 --> 00:08:21,522 This is what you signed 250 00:08:21,597 --> 00:08:23,064 Up for when you took the... 251 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:24,156 Pledge of ultimate 252 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:25,097 Responsibility. 253 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:26,725 This is what all the 254 00:08:26,802 --> 00:08:28,235 Wizard training was about? 255 00:08:28,304 --> 00:08:29,498 You tricked me! 256 00:08:29,572 --> 00:08:30,800 Young wizard! 257 00:08:30,873 --> 00:08:32,636 The asteroid approaches. 258 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:34,505 Oh, yeah, sorry. 259 00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:37,335 I tricked you, of 260 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:39,108 Course, but would anyone ever 261 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:41,115 Volunteer to do this? 262 00:08:41,183 --> 00:08:43,117 I'm out. 263 00:08:43,185 --> 00:08:45,016 Aw, man, this sucks. 264 00:08:46,288 --> 00:08:48,518 Old people, there's got to be a better way. 265 00:08:48,591 --> 00:08:49,523 Nope. 266 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:51,059 This is how the ancient ones 267 00:08:51,127 --> 00:08:51,957 Wanted it. 268 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:52,891 Yeah? 269 00:08:52,962 --> 00:08:54,224 I got a younger idea. 270 00:08:55,297 --> 00:08:56,389 You fool! 271 00:08:56,465 --> 00:08:58,660 Your newfangled thinking will 272 00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:00,224 Get us all killed! 273 00:09:00,302 --> 00:09:02,566 Youth culture forever! 274 00:09:02,638 --> 00:09:03,570 Whoa! 275 00:09:03,639 --> 00:09:06,301 Hey, have you gone crazy? 276 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,673 Get back in the bouncy harness. 277 00:09:08,744 --> 00:09:09,972 Sleep. 278 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:11,637 You are 279 00:09:13,382 --> 00:09:14,974 Ultimate wizardry, 280 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,176 Activate! 281 00:09:16,252 --> 00:09:17,344 Uh... Hmm. 282 00:09:17,419 --> 00:09:19,717 Maybe my footing's off? 283 00:09:19,789 --> 00:09:22,223 There you go. 284 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:26,057 I cast dragon eyes... 285 00:09:26,128 --> 00:09:27,891 Tiger claw... 286 00:09:27,963 --> 00:09:29,726 Vorpal hand... 287 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:32,734 Blazing feet... 288 00:09:32,802 --> 00:09:34,736 Beauteous wings... 289 00:09:34,804 --> 00:09:37,398 And finally, every other power l 290 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,907 Didn't mention by name! 291 00:09:39,975 --> 00:09:41,806 With all my magics combined, i'm 292 00:09:41,877 --> 00:09:43,435 Powerful enough to move the 293 00:09:43,512 --> 00:09:44,979 Entire village out of the 294 00:09:45,047 --> 00:09:47,140 Asteroid's path. 295 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:57,424 I need some help. 296 00:09:57,493 --> 00:09:58,619 Jake, awaken! 297 00:09:58,694 --> 00:10:00,127 Reflect. 298 00:10:00,196 --> 00:10:01,390 Hey, i'm alive. 299 00:10:01,463 --> 00:10:02,862 What's that up there? 300 00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:04,092 Oh, no! 301 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,929 Aw, my stupid young 302 00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:07,764 Idea will be responsible for 303 00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:09,099 Hundreds of deaths. 304 00:10:09,171 --> 00:10:10,103 It sure will. 305 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:11,002 Huh? 306 00:10:11,073 --> 00:10:12,665 Old wizards, you ditched your 307 00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:14,072 Responsibilities to help me. 308 00:10:14,143 --> 00:10:15,075 What? No! 309 00:10:15,144 --> 00:10:16,702 We left so we wouldn't be killed 310 00:10:16,779 --> 00:10:17,643 By that asteroid. 311 00:10:17,713 --> 00:10:18,645 Oh, okay. 312 00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:20,181 Um, since you're here already, 313 00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:22,843 Can you lend me a hand? 314 00:10:29,191 --> 00:10:31,125 Huh? 315 00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:32,319 Whoo-Hoo! 316 00:10:32,394 --> 00:10:33,326 Nice job. 317 00:10:33,395 --> 00:10:35,295 Thanks to us, the village is saved, 318 00:10:35,364 --> 00:10:36,854 And we reclaimed a few of 319 00:10:36,932 --> 00:10:37,921 Your twilight years. 320 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,399 Don't forget to thank me, 321 00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:41,732 For this was my plan for 322 00:10:41,804 --> 00:10:44,068 All of these 847 years. 323 00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:45,128 No way. 324 00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:46,538 Your plan was to dupe a 325 00:10:46,609 --> 00:10:48,406 Succession of rubes into keeping 326 00:10:48,477 --> 00:10:49,671 The asteroid at bay. 327 00:10:49,745 --> 00:10:51,474 Perhaps you're right. 328 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,378 No more giving out free powers. 329 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:56,043 I hereby renounce all magic. 330 00:10:59,121 --> 00:11:02,682 My life is over! 331 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:03,747 Chill, man. 332 00:11:03,826 --> 00:11:05,225 You don't have to quit your job. 333 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:06,124 I don't? 334 00:11:06,195 --> 00:11:07,287 Nah, just don't take 335 00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:08,295 Credit for ideas that aren't 336 00:11:08,364 --> 00:11:09,296 Yours. 337 00:11:09,365 --> 00:11:11,799 Oh. Okay. Good idea. 338 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:14,301 Glad i thought of it. 339 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,964 Evll volce: hey, naked kid, you want some 340 00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:19,803 Free... Demon heart? 341 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,103 Full circle!