Hey, fart face!
Unhand princess bubblegum!
Foolish interlopers!
[zap!] whoa!
Ungh! - Hee hee hee!
Ooh! My eyesight!
Hey, lce king!
I bet you'll never kiss the princess!
I wlll kiss her. I will!
Hold still.
You just kissed jake's butt!
What?
Ugggggggh!
The hour is yours, but the day shall be mine!
Just like you, princess —
Mine!
What a patoot.
Thanks for saving the day yet again, boys.
You're welcome, princess.
Uh...
I'm gonna throw you two a party.
Meet at the candy kingdom tonight!
Party!
Whoo-Hoo!
That paper crane for princess bubblegum?
I just thought i'd bring her a gift
In return for throwing us this party.
- Heh. I bet you wish you were my butt.
What?
I bet you wish you were my butt,
Because then the princess, you know —
No, wait.
I bet you wish you were the lce king
And the princess was my butt.
- What? - Hmmm.
Oh!
I bet you wish bubblegum would kiss you, too!
Like the lce king and my butt!
That's ridiculous!
Ahhh.
Huh? Rrr!
What's so funny?
Hey, everybody. Finn and jake are here!
Who's ready to party?
What's everyone laughing at? - Shh!
Stand back, everyone.
This style of massage is called
"best friend massage."
Oh, my gosh!
Because it can only be done for friends.
It is completely consensual.
Oh, holy cow.
Relax yourself now, lumpy space princess.
Hyah!
Oh! I feel so great!
Who is that guy? - Ha ha!
Greetings, partygoers.
Glad you could all make it.
Princess bubblegum!
Princess, l-L just wanted to thank you for —
Oh... My... Gosh!
Pb, you got to check out this super-Cute guy.
You're gonna love him. - Uh...
This is...
O-Oh, my gosh. I don't even know your name.
Ricardio.
Ricardio at your service.
I've been waiting all evening to meet you, princess.
I've heard you appreciate ancient technology.
Have you ever used a balbaflonic laser
To align the hybernautilus rift
In the boobatron plasmordial formation?
Whoa! No, i haven't!
You want to continue this conversation on the dance floor?
It would be my pleasure, princess.
Why didn't the princess invite me to dance?
If you want to dance, just go dance.
But now she's dancing with hlm!
Oh! I feel... Weird!
Eh, it sounds like you're dealing
With some new emotions you don't understand —
Like jealousy.
Blaarrrgg!
Look, man, just go out there and get down!
The plasmordial layer is
Completely independent of the babalons.
Dip! - Wow!
That would mean that the babalons would fluctuate
With the piranha nanosphere.
Correct. - Ugh!
They're talking about science, man.
I can't compete with that.
Do the science dance. Remember it?
It was sort of like this.
You think that'll work?
Yeah! Probably. Do it, man! You're a pro!
Science dance! Science dance!
- ... Proximity to... - Science dance!
Hey, princess, you wanna spend some time with me?
Excuse me, princess. You must excuse me.
Oh. Uh, all right.
Finn! What the cabbage?
I was learning about zanoits!
Oh. I'm... Into zanoits.
T-They're the best!
Zanoits kill hundreds of thousands of plantoids a year.
Oh, no! Not the plantoids!
Plantoids produce mellotoxin.
Mellotoxin kills zanoits!
So, are zanoits... Good things?
You're totally jealous of ricardio.
No, i'm not!
I just don't like the way he talks to you.
It makes me feel weird. - That's jealousy, hon.
I'm not jealous!
I'm weird!
Woof! Man, this is going bad!
Hey, finn, you got to come help me
Slay these peanut monsters at the bar!
It can't wait!
Wow, man. What happened out there?
Ugh! L-L don't know.
I was trying to warn her, but —
But she twisted my words around.
Yeah, ladies are twisty, man.
Bubblegum's super-Smart, too. - I know.
And i can't shake this weird feeling about ricardio.
I think he's... A villain.
Why?
Is it because his face is so foldy and dramatic?
No! I can just feel it in my gut.
He's up to something sinister.
Maybe what you feel is romantic rivalry.
- I'll prove he's a villain! - How?
Stakeout.
Here he comes!
They're talking.
Lemme see. I can read their lips.
"hey, shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart."
"you look kind of like a big pink baguette."
Get serious, jake! This is life and death!
Is it? Don't get me wrong —
I'm all about stakeouts and spying on this guy,
But what if he's not a villain?
What if he just looks wicked?
Some people look wicked but are super-Nice.
- I gotta trust my gut. - Ooh.
He's on the move. Let's roll.
I see him.
He's holding rope and going into the trash.
He's smashing bottles.
And pretending to stab someone!
So... He's recycling? Or what?
I think your gut's a little naive, jake.
Holy moly!
He's — he's with the lce king!
They're shouting something.
Ricardio is tossing him in the dumpster
And running away!
So i was right!
He ls a good guy — who's just cursed to look suspicious.
You and me, gut.
Together forever, solving crimes and making up rhymes.
No way!
This proves he's a supervlllaln!
More powerful than lesser villains, like the lce king.
Then it's settled.
We're gonna confront ricardio face-To-Face
And prove he's evil.
Or good.
Oof!
So, what are you doing, ricardio?
Are you evil? - Or nice, with an evil face?
That's none of your business.
The safety of princess bubblegum ls my business.
Yeah, we just wanna know if you're evil or not.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah! Yes!
You stay away from princess bubblegum with all that stuff!
Now that my plan is nearly complete,
There's no way you can stop me.
I could stop you if i wanted!
Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah! Yahh!
What's going on here?
- Princess? - Ricardio?
Yes? I'm all right, princess.
Finn, why'd you do it?
He was gonna hurt you with those ropes and bottles!
These were for our balbaflonic laser.
It's not all his fault, princess.
I might have looked a little threatening.
Finn, you shouldn't punch brainiacs.
You know how fragile they are.
You gotta stop this jealous business.
- But — - Come on, ricardio.
I'll patch you up and give you candy.
She hates me now.
I was totally wrong about ricardio.
Lce klng: no, finn, you were not wrong.
He ls evil!
Lce king, what do you know about this?
Tell me, or i'll do something!
Hold up, finn.
The lce king looks sort of damaged.
I don't care. I only care about ricardio.
But... My enervated condition
Has everything to do with hlm.
I was trylng to cast a spell
That would glve me total control
Of prlncess bubblegum's heart.
But i messed it all up...
And lost control of mlne.
He planned to rlp out prlncess bubblegum's heart
To make it hls brlde!
Blblblblblblblbl!
Wlthout my heart, i grew weak.
Ehh!
But i made my way to the candy klngdom
To look for hlm.
In an alleyway, i begged hlm to return to me
And leave the prlncess alone.
But then he threw me in the dumpster
And left me for dead.
Stop... Ricardio.
- Gah! Come on, jake!
Gotta save the princess!
- Princess bubblegum! - Princess!
Finn! Jake!
You were right all along, finn.
Now i'm going to cut out princess bubblegum's heart
And make out with it.
Not if i can help it!
Rarrr!
Whoa!
One step closer, and i'll remove her heart!
Finn, i feel like a big idiot for doubting you.
He was just so engaging.
But his knowledge on plantoids is actually pretty weak.
Shut your mouth up, princess!
Oof! I'm gonna smooch that heart!
It will be my bride!
Why don't you marry someone your own size?
Like my foot! - Huh? Oof!
And my fist! - Argh! Ugh!
Stop! Stop it!
That's my heart, you piece of...
Lce king.
Should we... Let him take his heart back?
He is... Villainous.
I don't wanna watch an old man die
On princess bubblegum's carpet, man.
Oh, yeah. - Wait! Wait!
Come to daddy.
Yeah, there you go. - N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
You like that, huh?
See... You...
Guys... Later.
I feel... Wonderful!
Ha ha ha!
And now that i've saved the princess,
She'll marry me and live in my dungeon every day.
- No, she won't! - Yeah, no, i won't!
Yes, you will!
- Yah! - Oof!
Well, maybe not today or tomorrow...
But another day!
Another — oyyy!
Ugh! Ugh! D'oh! Enhh!
Thanks again for saving me — agaln.
Don't mention it.
Now that ricardio's gone, you don't have to be
Jealous of anyone anymore.
I never get jealous.
Kiss me, finn!
I mean, "kiss me, finn!"
Am i doing it right, jake?