[00:02.99] You see, the Force with me is weak
[00:04.73] I've never been that hip or chic,
[00:06.57] People treat me like a freak
[00:08.46] Sometimes they even boo and hiss.
[00:11.25] Let me tell you, even though
[00:13.02] My midi-chlorians are low,
[00:14.84] I'll be the Death Star's CEO
[00:16.94] When they get a load of this...
[00:20.60] It's a Sith-inator
[00:22.46] It's a really cool machine.
[00:23.37] My evil will be greater
[00:25.10] Than Darth Vader's ever been.
[00:26.98] You ask all those haters
[00:28.85] From Naboo to Tatooine,
[00:30.60] They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
[00:33.53] When this is operational,
[00:35.40] I'll zap myself, then bam!
[00:37.36] The Force will be so strong with me,
[00:39.28] They'll all know who I am!
[00:40.18] And all those bureaucrats
[00:42.09] That used to point and jeer and joke
[00:43.82] If I put my fingers just like this
[00:44.72] They're gonna start to choke.
[00:46.67] Moff Tarkin will respect me,
[00:48.64] Give me medals and a raise.
[00:49.64] With all my newfound Sith-iness,
[00:51.50] I'll set the Force ablaze!
[00:53.39] The Emperor who used to only
[00:55.11] Greet me with a yawn,
[00:56.07] He now will say, "I'm blown away!"
[00:57.95] Much like Alderaan.
[00:59.71] It's a Sith-inator
[01:01.50] It's a really cool machine.
[01:02.42] My evil will be greater
[01:04.39] Than Darth Vader's ever been.
[01:06.17] You ask all those haters
[01:07.95] From Naboo to Tatooine,
[01:08.84] They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
[01:12.51] It's my Sith-inator,
[01:14.35] It's got evil moving parts,
[01:15.20] I'm a Sith creator
[01:17.07] And my evil's off the charts!
[01:18.96] And my portrait will be placed
[01:20.78] On all the grandest evil heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrths...
[01:25.23] And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths!
[01:28.57] I'll no longer be the lowest
[01:29.42] The fastest, not the slowest,
[01:31.34] The yes-est, not the no-est,
[01:33.15] And you'll all be eating crow-est,
[01:34.90] I'll no longer be the lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths!
[01:41.34] Darth Vader can kiss my bantha!
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