C-come on!
 
We got animal agents wearing brown fedoras
If you're a villain then you can't ignore us
Your evil plan is gonna fall before us
I will explain it better when we get to the 'Cause if you find yourself hanging out on a limb
And your chances of survival are increasingly slim
All the odds are stacked against you and your prospects are grim
Call the Organization Without a Cool Acronym
 
It's the OWCA Files (yeah!)
(The OWCA Files)
It's the OWCA Files (OWCA-OWCA-OWC-come on!)
(The OWCA Files)
It's the OWCA Files (the Organization Without a Cool Acronym!)
(The OWCA Files)
It's the OWCA Files
(The OWCA Files)
OWCA!