Ga Ga Goo Goo
Can I have a talk with you?
Let's speak while you clean
Up my boo boo
Leave the bigger
Questions away from me
So I can get more
Out of my infancy
 
That's why I eat my thumb
I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
I eat my thumb
I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
'Cause I'm just a baby
 
I saw, she saw,
But so did Arkansas
I saw seashells
Selling against the law
I keep my mouth shut
Unless I go numb
My opinions
I keep in my thumb
 
That's why I eat my thumb
I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
That's why I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
'Cause I'm just a baby
 
Einstein in my mind
Is a good friend
I dream of him again and again
I pull his mustache
And then he laughs
We go to titty bars
But we don't sign autographs
 
That's why I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
That's why I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
'Cause I'm just a baby
'Cause I'm just a baby
 
That's why I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
That's why I eat my thumb
'Cause I'm just a baby
'Cause I'm just a baby
'Cause I'm just a baby