I can't believe we've lived to be this old
And somehow we have never seen this hole
A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it
Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding
It's time that we unwrapped this gift
Let's bring back the male midriff
 
It's my belly button, my belly, belly button
I won't pretend like it's nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something
Something I want to show to you
 
You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval
I bedazzled it
I made a nugget dip. Taste it!
Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold
Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet
Potting soil. Random seeds
Douglas Fir. Sapling Maple Tree
These are gonna get massive
And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
The fact is, we're helping the planet's health
Wait, we carbon offset ourselves
So...
 
We can cruise around in a big SUV
And these tree's allow us to ride separately
Let's continue this conversation
On our inefficient gas-powered phones
Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention
It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children
 
It's my belly button, my belly, belly button
I won't pretend like it's nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something
Something I want to show to you
 
It's my belly button, my belly, belly button
I won't pretend like it's nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something
Something I want to show to you
