[00:09.43] I am a thoughtful guy
[00:12.06] I think about a lotta things
[00:14.10] I am a thoughtful guy
[00:16.51] I think a lotta thoughts about a lotta things
[00:18.94] I think about space and the vastness of it
[00:21.19] I think about cake and how much I love it
[00:23.64] I think about if Walmart is good or evil
[00:26.01] I think tattoos are cool, on other people
[00:28.57] I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean
[00:30.82] I think about the difference in ointment and lotion
[00:33.24] I think about if I should wax my back
[00:35.53] I think a handful of nuts is healthy snack
[00:38.22] I am a thoughtful guy
[00:40.50] Right now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms
[00:42.95] Livin' on my body, it's like I'm a mothership
[00:45.49] A 100% male mothership
[00:47.60] I think about how I could get on the local news
[00:49.89] If I strolled into a McDonald's and stripped down nude
[00:52.78] I think about a hotdog while I'm eating it
[00:54.95] But then I pause 'cause I'm thinkin' about its ingredients
[00:57.24] I think about the first guy who ever shaved
[00:59.68] And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?
[01:02.14] I think about if a friend were choking on ice
[01:04.51] "Just be patient" would the best advice
[01:07.20] I think about that moment when I'm driftin' off to sleep
[01:09.04] And then my body jerks like I'm falling suddenly
[01:11.81] I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for somethin'
[01:13.71] Like when you're sleepin' on a cliff, or just top-bunking
[01:16.34] Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle
[01:18.87] And how if I start now and just whittle a little
[01:20.93] My whittling skills will hone before I get old
[01:23.78] And I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home
[01:26.25] I think of all the places that a penny has been
[01:28.34] Like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in
[01:30.70] It could'a been in the pocket of the president's suit
[01:33.18] But it's probably also been in some toddler's poop
[01:35.56] 'Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone Vitamins
[01:38.03] Accruing no interest while traveling inside of 'em
[01:40.52] Re-entering circulation might boost the economy
[01:42.93] But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy
[01:45.27] I think that our universe is really one of many
[01:47.65] With many parallel me's, stretching to infinity
[01:50.15] Doing activities similarly to me
[01:52.59] Yet, at the same time, done slightly differently
[01:55.06] And seemingly, right now they could be
[01:57.20] Thinking this same thought as me
[01:59.59] Well, a similar thought but not the same thought exactly
[02:02.67] That's pretty deep
[02:04.48] I am a thoughtful guy
[02:07.07] Right now, I'm thinkin' about the people who invented words
[02:09.12] Did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their minds?
[02:11.41] And if so, how do you explain duffel bag?
[02:13.96] I think, "How do I know that you and me
[02:16.46] See the same colors the same way when you and me see?"
[02:18.84] Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too?
[02:21.56] Could it be true we see differing hues?
[02:23.40] And say we do, then how would we discover this fact?
[02:26.06] And even if we did, would there be any impact?
[02:28.47] I don't think this would affect us personally
[02:30.46] But I think it would have ripple effects throughout the interior design industry
[02:33.46] I think about if I was turned into an ant
[02:35.43] I'd want my loved ones to know, so I thought of a plan
[02:38.03] I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground
[02:40.50] Then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd around
[02:42.87] But now I'm thinkin' that when they saw it
[02:44.93] They'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawling on it
[02:47.68] Then not realizing the ant me was really the real me
[02:49.93] In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me
[02:52.37] I am a thoughtful guy
[02:57.21] I am a thoughtful guy
[03:02.06] And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens
[03:04.65] While I had a really bad farmer's tan?
[03:06.75] The aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned
[03:10.72] That's exactly what I thought
[03:12.25] And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines save the human race
[03:16.53] I like that thought
[03:18.12] Yeah, I think a lotta thoughts like that
[03:20.34] Me too
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