Special delivery, registered mail (Oh no!)
You're gonna have to sign for this, buddy (Oh no!)
C'mon outta there, you little sumbitch
I know you're in there (Oh no!)
Goddamn little communist
 
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
Phooey!
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
(No-no-woah)
 
Roller skates and disco
It's a lot of fun
I'm too young and stupid
To operate a gun
 
LaCelia Jackson! Come on down! (I don't wanna get drafted)
Nancy Butterworth! Come on down!
You're the next contestants on "So What"! (I don't wanna get drafted)
And, but, also a new car! (I don't wanna get drafted)
But that's not all (I don't wanna get drafted)
 
My sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
My sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
(Oh-woah-woah)
 
Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole
Fox hole
 
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
 
Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole
Fox hole
 
Aah-ee, shot in the fox hole
Aah-ee
Aah-ee, shot in the fox hole
Aah-ee, shot in the fox hole
Aah-ee, shot in the fox hole
"Leave my nose alone, please . . . "