Now for this part of our programduring this
Part of our program we are going
To perform for you various
Chamber music piecesand
Also some zany Mothers of Invention
Bullshit we have the assistance of a famous
Pop star to help us tonight during
Our renowned ballet sequenceand later on in
The program we're going to have
Our road manager Dick Barber come out
And strangle a rubber chicken
Make some funny noises for youand as if that
Weren't enough we're going to do our version
Of the birth of Frankenstein live on stage
Including spark generator and smoke bombs
And a convulsing monster which we construct
Out of Motorheadand, uh let's see
What else've we got to do? That's about it