
[00:00.57]But listen, uh, if you have any advice to succeed in Mountport
[00:04.19]Oh sure, I've got a lot of advice on how to succeed in Mountport!
[00:08.78]There's just a couple things you gotta know
[00:10.80]If you wanna be a sort of a big deal around here (sure)
[00:17.89]Step one, whenever you say, "Hi" to someone next door
[00:23.16]Make sure you never, ever, seen 'em before
[00:27.54]Because we don't say "Hi" to people that we know
[00:33.09]To the people we've already met, we say, "Hi ho!"
[00:37.49]Oh, so "Hi" to someone who's brand new
[00:41.33]"Hi ho" if I already know you!
[00:44.10]You've got it, that's rule number one!
[00:49.96]Rule number two, the tuna fish here is beyond belief
[00:54.79]You catch those tuna from a place right there
[00:57.17]It's a little private little reef
[01:00.19]It tastes real good, but don't eat too much
[01:02.44]It'll make you throw right up
[01:04.60]When it comes to tuna, a touch is enough
[01:10.02]Oh, so "Hi" if you are brand new
[01:12.09]"Hi ho" if I already know you!
[01:15.61]And when it comes to tuna, just a touch is enough
[01:20.73]Rule number three
[01:24.00]Don't climb up that big old tree
[01:26.73]A woman lives in there, and she is not okay!
[01:31.15]Oh, but that tree looks so inviting
[01:34.10]I know you're gonna wanna climb it
[01:37.02]Don't you do it, don't you try it
[01:39.42]Again, the woman is not okay! (Okay)
[01:43.65]"Hi," but then "Hi ho"
[01:45.32]And not like, not okay, there's something wrong with her
[01:48.06]She's totally fine, she's just mean (got it)
[01:52.20]Maybe evil! (Maybe evil?)
[01:55.59]Don't talk to the woman in the tree
[02:02.75]Good advice for me!
[02:03.98]Source: https://lrclib.net/api/get/22129875
