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♪ When your day

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Fucking knock
on the fucking door.

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Un-Fucking-Believable.

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♪ No, no need to cry

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Hi.

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Hi.

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This is you, right?

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Yeah. That's me.

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Are you the actor andy samberg?

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I am.

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You are? Yeah.

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Are you kidding?

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I'm a big fan, man.
Like, a big fan.

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Oh, thank you very much.
Hey, i got a question for you.

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Do you like limos?

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Do i like limos? Sure. Yeah.

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Who doesn't, right?

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Right. Yeah.

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You wanna get in?

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Uh...

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Sure. Yeah? Come on.

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Congrats. You've been selected.

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Thanks. For what?

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Um, i don't know.

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So, um, you know what?

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I'm not memorized, so i'm just
gonna read this off the card.

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Are you talking to me or...? Per the contract.

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Huh? No, sorry, you're good.

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Don't worry. Yeah. Okay.

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Uh, thomas walcott.

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Single, no children,
no dependents.

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Job is network management,

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Focusing on
statistical analysis.

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Physically fit.

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Enough.

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I guess they're not too strict
about that one.

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I'm joking.
Kind of serious though.

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All right.
I'll keep it going here.

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I'm sorry. I'll keep it going.
I'ma keep it tight.

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Uh, after your breakup... I'm sorry.

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You moved back in
with your mother.

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Yeah, i'm sorry, andy samberg.
How do you know all this?

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Oh, the company that hired me,

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I think they've been
tracking you for a while.

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There's a company
that's been tracking me?

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I guess what i would say is,
don't ask me

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Any specific questions
because they told me nothing.

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I, i don't know any details
about what it is.

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But i do need to ask you,
do you want to continue
on this adventure?

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Um...

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Fuck it. Yes.

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Really? Really, yeah. Definitely.

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Why would you say yes?

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'cause this is the most
exciting thing that's
happened to me in ages.

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And i don't
want it to end. Okay.

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I mean, if i say no,
then i have to go
back to my life.

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And my life is in this, like,
routine. It's, like, i'm stuck.

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So saying yes has to be
better than that, right?

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I mean, no, not necessarily.

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But, man, the way you just
phrased that. So sad.

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Um... All right, let's go.

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How long until we get to, uh,
the next part of the adventure?

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You're not
supposed to talk.

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How come?

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I think they just
wanna use all of this.

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Build up the tension.

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Okay. You see that red door?
Walk through it.

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There will be small red arrows
on the ground and walls.

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Just follow those.

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You're not coming? No, no, i'm done.

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Yeah, they just paid me to get
you here. So...

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Well, it was really
awesome to meet you.

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Yeah.

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Maybe we could get a beer. Good luck, man.

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Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

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Come sit.

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Please.

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Okay.

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Congratulations.

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You have been selected
to partake

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In the biggest reality
show in the dark web.

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There will be people
trying to kill you.

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The hunters.

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What are you talking about?

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There's people trying
to murder me?

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Very much so.

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Each participant selected
will have 30 days to... Survive.

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If they survive 30 days,

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They will receive
one million dollars, cash.

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The hunters will be all
around the world, mr. Walcott,

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And, uh, might not
make it to your city.

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So you will be safe
until they find you.

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You might spend the next 30 days
and never encounter anyone,

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But you still make
the million dollars.

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We will be filming
you the entire time.

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How?

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Production assistants have
already bugged your residence

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As well as places
we expect you to go.

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They will travel as you do.
You will not see them.

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They are highly skilled
at evasion.

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So they're kind of like
production assistant ninjas?

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No, they are not trained ninjas.

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I didn't say trained ninjas,
i said like ninjas.

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But if it helps you to say yes,
to think of them as ninjas,

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We are fine with that.

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Excuse me. I need to
stand up for a moment.

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Yeah, please. Thank you.

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What are you thinking?

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I mean, what can i do
to help you say yes?

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Ah, nothing.
I don't think i can do this.

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Oh, you can. You should.

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Well, come sit down, yeah.
You can always say no.

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So, just come sit
for a minute. Yeah?

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It's very interesting, guys.

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I just, i don't think that i can
do this. I can't risk
other people's lives.

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I can't, i can't have my
roommate catching a bullet

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'cause i'm playing
some silly game.

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Your mother will be safe.

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How do you—
how can you guarantee that?

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You will only be killed
when you are alone.

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What does that mean, i'll only
be killed when i'm alone?

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If you are with someone else,
the hunters will have to wait.

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There is no risk to anyone else.

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But once alone,
you are no longer safe.

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So that's a loophole.

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Well, this is no loophole.
It's just a rule.

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Well, it's kind of a loophole.

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What if i was with, like,
my mom or my sisters
every second of every day?

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You would need to spend
every moment

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With them in close proximity.
It's not as easy as it sounds.

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Yeah. If the person
you're with walks

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To the other side of the room,
you are vulnerable for attack.

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You must be within
striking distance from them

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Each and every second.

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So let me get this straight.
It's 30 days, right?

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And you guys are hunting me
for my life.

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But you cannot touch me
if i'm with someone,

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And the hunters might not
even ever make it to my city.

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So there's a chance i spend
the entire 30 days

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And no one even finds me.

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And then i get
a million dollars.
That's the game?

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Yes. Are you interested?

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Let's play.

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I just wanna make sure
that i'm clear
on what you're saying.

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What you called us all here on
a saturday to say, which is

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That andy samberg pulled up
to you driving a limo?

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No, i, i'm not saying that. Okay. What are you saying?

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He had a chauffeur.

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I'd hope so.
Oh, i'm sorry.
I botched that detail.

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Oh, you're damn right
he'd have a driver.

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The sams ain't driving himself.

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Don't call him the sams.
He goes by andy.

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What are you, his publicist? Yeah, you're his
best friend now?

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No, but he, no,
i didn't call him the sams.

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He didn't introduce himself.I call him the sams.

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You've never met him.

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Andy samberg. Yeah.

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Is like, "hey tommy,
get in, get in the backseat."

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I'm just trying to get it right.

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I didn't, okay,
this is getting turned around.

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I'm done talking about
andy fucking samberg.

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If the hunters find me,

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You need to be with me
24/7 so i don't die.

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Oh, hey, but, like, aren't there
other people playing

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The pretend-Y game who
could hang out with you?

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I posted a cryptic
message on, uh, craigslist.

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I'm waiting to hear back,
but i can't depend on it.

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So in the meantime, i need
to lean on the family.

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Okay. Tommy, you are delusional.

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I am not delusional.

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What about when you told
everybody at school

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That you were moving to japan

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To become a samurai with dad
after he left? How about that?

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Great idea. Bringing up
when dad left,
right in front of mom.

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Okay, what about
the time that you made us all

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Call you michael jackson
for a year?

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Okay, you know what, guys?'cause i liked his music.

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No, you know what, guys?
Stop. Stop.I was a fan.

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There's a big difference
between liking—

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What is the difference?

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Stop, stop. Just a minute, okay?
Just hang on just a minute.

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Honey, do you think that
all this, andy samberg,

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Greenlandic ninjas,
the internet killing show

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Is really, really more
about the fact

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That theresa broke up with you
and now she has a baby?

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So you created this all
as a diversion

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So that you wouldn't have
to feel the emotional pain

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Of that loss.
I mean, is that a possibility?

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Well, first of all,

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Thanks for bringing up
my breakup in this moment.

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It feels like a great time
for a mother to do that.

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Um, and second, um,

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If you're implying, lemme just
try to do the math on this,

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That the producers of this game

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Implanted my ex-Girlfriend,

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Who i haven't talked
to in nearly two years,

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Uh, with a baby.

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She grew the baby
and had it in order to get me

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To risk my life
for a million dollars?

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Right, but if all that happened,
then possibly.

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But to me that seems
a little wacky.
Are you okay?

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I'm done. Are you okay?

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I'm done with this, tommy.'cause i'm worried about you.

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Tommy. What?

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You're lonely,
so find a club, you know.

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Yeah. That's not
what this is about.

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Do a hobby or something. Yeah, i understand.

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Just, this is sad. Yeah, thanks.

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And this is all in your head.
Get over it.

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Don't leave that ice cream,
cause i'll eat it all.

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Great. Bye, mom.
I'll see you thursday.

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Is, is it thursday?
I thought it was friday.

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No, it's thursday. Bye, tommy!

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I hope
the ninjas don't kill you.

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Mom. You believe me, right?

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Not even a little.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Tommy, what?

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Someone found me.

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Oh, good.
Well, now that they found you,

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Maybe you can move in
with them.

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It was
a production assistant.

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It was one of
the ninjas with a camera.

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Oh, god. This crap, again?

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Mom, i'm holding a tiny camera
in my hands right now.

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A tiny- What are you holding
a tiny camera for?

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It's either that or a piece
of rat shit. I'm not sure.

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But- Or, like, a, a weird
little blueberry.

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Either way, do you understand
what i'm saying, mom?

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Yeah, i know what you're saying.

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You're holding a
tiny piece of rat shit

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And you're... Hi.

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And you're
pretending that it's a camera.

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Put it down. Wash your hands.
It's full of diseases.

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Okay, you're not
listening to what i'm saying.

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I need to come
see you right now.

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I need to come to the hospital.
I can't be alone.

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Oh, no, no, no.Mom, do you want me killed?

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You know what, at this point,

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I think that,
that i would prefer sandy amberg

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To murder you on a computer show

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Than have you come down here
and get me fired.

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His name is andy samberg.

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I don't care what his name...
Call your sister.

246
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:39,560
Oh, god.

247
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,860
Dude,
i heard something, like, bang.

248
00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:45,170
It spooked me, man. Like,
i know they're on to me now.

249
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,750
I left the back door closed.

250
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,750
I mean, i get it. Your mom's
at work. It's after midnight.

251
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,580
You can't just run over there.

252
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,960
Well, this— yeah,
either way, man.

253
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,660
I appreciate it. I didn't
know what i was gonna do.

254
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:56,800
I can't be alone.

255
00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:59,010
Yeah, no, your sister
doesn't get home until two.

256
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,310
So you're more than welcome
to crash here with us
on the couch.

257
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:02,330
You'll be good.

258
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,500
Yeah, and then what time
do you wanna hop in there
and go to bed together?

259
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:07,200
Huh?

260
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,060
At what point you wanna—
if we hang out here,
we'll watch—

261
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:12,890
I'm beat now. I'm ready for bed.
I'll keep watching
the movie with you,

262
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:16,120
But i don't, i don't care.
I mean, i'm zonked, bro.

263
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,560
You wanna sleep
in the bed with me?

264
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,460
No.

265
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:26,250
Good, man.
'cause for a second there,

266
00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:27,860
I was a little confused
of what you were asking.

267
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,830
I have to for my safety.

268
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,010
What?

269
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,520
I have to sleep in bed
with you so that i don't die.

270
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,970
These are the rules, my man.

271
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,790
Look, bro, i don't want
you to die. I want you to
be safe. You're my brother.

272
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,220
I love you.I love you.

273
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,940
But we not sleeping
in the same bed.

274
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,490
Yes, we are.No, we're not.

275
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,450
Yes, we are.

276
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,450
No, we are not. Yes, we are.

277
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,800
We are not. Yes, we are.

278
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,340
No. Yes.

279
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,950
Well, goodnight, man. Shut the fuck up.

280
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,490
Oh, shit. No, no, no, no.

281
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:31,400
Oh, no. Malcolm! Malcolm!

282
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,140
I'm in the bathroom. Ah, ah. Oh, god.

283
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,410
What's going on?

284
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,630
I am in the bathroom
taking a shit. What's happening?

285
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,200
What are you doing? What are you doing, man?

286
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,370
Why'd you leave my side?I had to take a shit.

287
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,380
Why didn't you wake me
up and bring me with you?

288
00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:49,250
Because i'm taking a shit.

289
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,360
I can't be alone.

290
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,030
I'm not gonna wake
you up to bring you in here
to take a shit with me.

291
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,780
He's right here. He's taking
a dump. He's taking a dump.

292
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,080
Put the rifle down.
No, no, no.
Get up, get up, get up.

293
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,340
Do not pull me off-Turn around.

294
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:01,430
Turn the fuck around. What are you doing?

295
00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:04,480
He's right here.
What the? God.

296
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,710
Man, there's nobody out there.

297
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,670
Well...

298
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,340
They found me.

299
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,500
They found you, alright.

300
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,210
Get out. Huh?

301
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,200
Get out!

302
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,720
What you are doing
is irresponsible.

303
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,200
You are not
thinking clearly, man.

304
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,210
Oh, yes, i am.

305
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,780
No, you're not. And when amy comes home,

306
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,380
I'll explain to her that you
kicked in our bathroom door...

307
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,900
I was being hunted... And pulled me off the toilet.

308
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,730
I can't be alone.
I've told you that.

309
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,170
I can't be alone.I had to go to the bathroom.

310
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:40,350
I'm sorry. What was i supposed to do?

311
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,130
Wake you up so i can have
another man watch me dump?

312
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,180
No, that's gross.

313
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,820
I know it's gross.
I didn't wanna do it.

314
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,700
I don't have a choice.
I can't be alone, man.

315
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:48,830
Fuck.

316
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:57,500
Hey, you see that guy?

317
00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,590
Who, him?

318
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,360
Yeah, him. Do you see him? Yeah, i see him.

319
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,760
Just watch me
until i get to him.

320
00:22:02,950 --> 00:22:05,240
Please do not leave until
i'm with that man, okay?

321
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,290
You sure?

322
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,020
Yes, i'm sure. You promise
you'll keep watching?

323
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:10,120
I promise i'll watch you.

324
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,160
I'm sorry i pulled you
off a toilet while you were
taking a dump.

325
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,170
It's all right.
I'll forgive you.

326
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,030
We family.

327
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,270
Excuse me, sir.

328
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,960
Hi. Uh, are, are you interested
in making some money?

329
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,220
Yeah.

330
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,090
Yeah? Yeah, how much?

331
00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:38,440
This is so weird. Very weird.

332
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,310
You have no idea, man.
You're saving my life.

333
00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,580
Now well, how could that be?Because i can't be alone,

334
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,230
'cause i'm playing
this dark web game.

335
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,100
And so the whole thing
about it is if i'm alone

336
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,370
Even for a second,
i can be killed.

337
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,670
But if i'm with you, i'm safe.

338
00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,820
So you'll just shadow
me and then i'm safe.

339
00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,330
What the fuck is this?

340
00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,250
I'm gonna need you to be
a little bit more specific.

341
00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:00,680
You need me to be more specific?

342
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,900
How about the stranger who's
eating mom's raisin bran.

343
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,160
Is that specific enough
for you, tommy?

344
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,430
Amy, you don't have
to- Don't be rude, honey.

345
00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:06,440
Mom. Don't.

346
00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:10,840
You called me to come over here,
so please don't be soft now,
okay?

347
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:15,480
Malcolm told me that you pulled
him off the toilet last night

348
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,180
When he was in the middle
of using the bathroom.

349
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:20,350
Well, i asked him to stand.
He wouldn't stand.

350
00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:23,810
I'm sorry i revealed
his bare bottom.
That was not my intention.

351
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,950
And this is james,
my new friend.

352
00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:27,250
Hi, james.

353
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:28,340
Hi, tommy's family.

354
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,120
Oh, we are very happy
to have you.

355
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,320
Mm. I'm very happy to be here.
I slept great last night.

356
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,280
Me too, man.

357
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,910
Good.

358
00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:38,460
James, would you mind just
stepping outside, please,

359
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,480
For a minute, so i can
talk to my son now.

360
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,120
Oh, i can't do that.
He pays me to shadow him.

361
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,610
It's my job.

362
00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:46,490
Oh, wow. That is amazing.

363
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:47,790
Shadow? Good work.

364
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,170
Thank you for taking my
unique situation seriously.

365
00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:52,130
It genuinely means
the world to me.

366
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,650
'cause i'm kind of
in a tough spot

367
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,390
And you're the only one
who's kind of helping.

368
00:23:55,590 --> 00:23:57,390
So thank you.
But you can step outside.

369
00:23:57,590 --> 00:23:58,570
Are you sure? Yeah.

370
00:23:58,770 --> 00:23:59,520
Okay.

371
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,150
Don't go far.I won't.

372
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,440
What in the actual fuck
is going on with you?

373
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,320
There was a cowboy
who had a rifle...

374
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:10,230
A cowboy? A cowboy... On me last night.

375
00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:12,380
And he was going
to shoot me and kill me.

376
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:14,810
I cannot be alone, you guys.

377
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,370
I thought you were
gonna be more supportive

378
00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,760
Or i never would've signed up
for this fucking game.

379
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,220
Oh, that's not fair.
Supportive.I support this.

380
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,770
So, yes, i hired a person
without a home to shadow me.

381
00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:26,400
Why?'cause you're a weirdo.

382
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,050
Because i don't wanna die.

383
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,730
You cannot have this person
sleeping in mom's house.

384
00:24:30,930 --> 00:24:32,470
We don't know him.
It's not safe.

385
00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:34,730
Then how about this.
Are you gonna shadow me?

386
00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:36,470
No. Are you gonna shadow me?

387
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:38,820
No, i'm not gonna shadow. Are you gonna shadow me?

388
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,270
I don't wanna take away
james's job.

389
00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:43,410
So what choice do i have here?

390
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:47,150
Okay, well, mom...
Mom, kick him out.

391
00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:49,570
He's an adult. He has money.
He's got a job.

392
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:50,630
Mom, we had a deal. Kick him out.

393
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,400
You said, as long as i had
a job, i could stay with you.

394
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,320
I have a job.

395
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,270
Mom.Mom.

396
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:55,730
No. Mom.Mom.

397
00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:57,410
Yeah, i did.
No, i did say that.

398
00:24:57,610 --> 00:25:00,890
I remember saying that.
But that, now, now this,
this whole thing

399
00:25:01,090 --> 00:25:04,110
About picking people up
off of the toilet bowls.

400
00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:06,070
Honey, that's, i mean, come on.

401
00:25:06,270 --> 00:25:10,780
That, i mean, no more of that.
Okay? All right,
that's fair i think.

402
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:11,910
As long as i got him,

403
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,840
I don't have to pull anybody
off a toilet bowl, right?

404
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,390
That's why i have him.

405
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,400
But that's over. That's a deal.

406
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:19,870
Yeah, very tough, mom.
Well done.

407
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:26,140
Whoa.

408
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,480
This is gonna end badly.
I guarantee it.

409
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,280
Where's your best friend?

410
00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:23,510
I don't know.

411
00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:25,510
I tried calling him,
hopefully he's on his way.

412
00:26:25,990 --> 00:26:27,450
Long and short of it
is i gotta crash with you

413
00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:28,760
A couple of days. Well, you can't.

414
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,760
Yes, i can.

415
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,370
No, you can't.I actually have to.

416
00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:33,420
Mom kicked me out.Wow, 'cause you got fired?

417
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:35,000
Yes, i had to deal with...

418
00:26:35,950 --> 00:26:37,160
Holy shit.

419
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,030
Oh my god.
Is that the craigslist post?

420
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,900
It's also happening
to me. Shall we chat?

421
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,770
This is exactly what i want. Honestly, get your hands off.

422
00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:43,870
Can you just forward it to me?

423
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,250
Stay here. Don't go away. Just forward it to me.

424
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:47,430
Sorry, it's really loud.
Gimme one sec.

425
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:49,690
This is the guy from craigslist.

426
00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:50,670
Oh, hi. Yeah.

427
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,310
I saw your ad.
I'm a participant.

428
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:54,520
How do i know you're real?

429
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,920
How do i know you're real?

430
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,090
Yeah, but this could be a setup.
You could be hunting me.

431
00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:00,310
You could be hunting me. Okay, so let's meet.

432
00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:02,620
You wanna meet in public
somewhere so it's safe?

433
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,360
How's that? Okay, sure. When?

434
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,850
Uh, now.

435
00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:08,250
No, it's the middle
of the night.
I could do tomorrow.

436
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:11,320
Okay, you know
where la cita is downtown?

437
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:12,610
No, but i can figure it out.

438
00:27:12,810 --> 00:27:14,940
Great, let's meet there
tomorrow at 10:00 am.

439
00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:16,070
Can you do that?

440
00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:18,000
Okay.
How are you gonna recognize me?

441
00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:21,030
You got anything yellow?
Like, a yellow hat?

442
00:27:21,230 --> 00:27:22,380
I've got a banana sweatshirt.

443
00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:23,830
What's a banana sweatshirt?

444
00:27:24,050 --> 00:27:25,640
It's a sweatshirt
with a giant banana on it.

445
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,880
Okay.
Wear the banana sweatshirt.

446
00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:29,440
Okay, are you gonna
be wearing yellow?

447
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,610
No, it would be ridiculous
if we were both wearing
yellow clothes, right?

448
00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:34,960
That's a good point.
I'll see you tomorrow.

449
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,230
Yeah, great. This is good.

450
00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:39,060
Oh shit!

451
00:27:56,430 --> 00:27:57,300
Stop.

452
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,080
Oh, god. Oh.

453
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,330
I'm not, i'm not alone.You're alone.

454
00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:06,000
I'm not! James is coming.
He's on his way right now.

455
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,420
Oh, god. Oh, god.

456
00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:26,660
Help! Fucking help! Help! Help!

457
00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,660
Sos! Hey, did you
not hear me, man?

458
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:30,840
No, what happened? What the fuck
you doing standing here?

459
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,980
I'm here.

460
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,580
I was just choked by a giant.
He was trying to kill me.

461
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,710
He, he was wearing a, a red
leather jacket with the...

462
00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:39,280
He was wearing a fucking
michael jackson jacket.

463
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,330
He was wearing the fucking
"thriller" jacket.

464
00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:43,550
You got choked by a giant
dressed like michael jackson.

465
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:44,600
He had the zippers.

466
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,070
He had the michael jackson
"thriller" video zippers.

467
00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:50,350
Sorry, that's the jacket from...
That's not
the "thriller" jacket.

468
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,290
What? The "thriller" jacket?

469
00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:54,580
The one, the-
Was it a zippers jacket, right?

470
00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:56,360
Yeah. That from "beat it."

471
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,690
The "thriller" jacket,
they're similar jackets.

472
00:28:58,890 --> 00:28:59,950
Tommy!I'm sorry.

473
00:29:00,150 --> 00:29:03,100
Tommy. I'm here. I'm sorry, man.

474
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:05,180
Oh, man.I'm sorry, man.

475
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:08,790
Where the fuck were you, man?I was waiting for your call.

476
00:29:08,990 --> 00:29:11,490
I fucking called you ten times.

477
00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:14,420
My phone never rang.
Maybe it's dead.

478
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,810
Okay, let's just go, man.

479
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:21,980
Tell my sister i was
almost murdered. Okay?

480
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,470
I'm gonna give her
a full report.

481
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,120
Thanks but hang on.

482
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:26,910
We gotta get that thing
a charger, and we're...

483
00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:30,160
It's pretty fucking annoying,
but also really cool

484
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,940
How much you know about
michael jackson, man.

485
00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:33,830
I loved his music
when i was a kid.

486
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,830
Thanks. Me too.

487
00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:44,480
All right. Is your phone
100 percent charged?

488
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,670
Yes, sir. It is. Okay, let's do this.

489
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:57,530
I think that's her. She doesn't look
that scary to me.

490
00:29:57,730 --> 00:29:59,880
Well, you never know.
Stay with me, okay?

491
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,510
Okay, i got your back.
Don't worry about it.

492
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,800
Hi, are you, uh, are you
the lady from, uh, craigslist?

493
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,510
Yeah.You are?

494
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:11,000
Why aren't you wearing
the, uh, banana sweatshirt

495
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,610
Like you said? Oh, i got self-Conscious.

496
00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:14,070
About what?

497
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,830
It's a sweatshirt
with a giant banana on it.

498
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,420
But this is yellow,
so i wore this.

499
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,640
Do you guys wanna sit?

500
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,560
Yeah. Let's sit down. Yeah, please.

501
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,610
Great. Uh...

502
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,490
Would you mind sitting there,
james?I don't mind.

503
00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,170
Oh, thanks for meeting. Yeah, sure.

504
00:30:25,370 --> 00:30:27,430
It's nice to meet you. I'm tom.

505
00:30:27,630 --> 00:30:28,390
Maddy. Maddy?

506
00:30:28,590 --> 00:30:29,430
Yeah. Yeah.

507
00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:31,460
How many days you got left? Fifteen.

508
00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,580
You?Sixteen.

509
00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:38,500
I got a question for ya.

510
00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:42,110
If you're playing the game,
then how the fuck
are you alone right now?

511
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,110
I'm not alone.

512
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,240
Well, we don't count.
We just got here. You were
alone before we got here.

513
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,250
Yeah, my mom's right over there. Okay, well, that's my dad
right there.

514
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,990
Mom?Yeah, oh, yeah?

515
00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:53,430
Hi. Hi.

516
00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,950
Just checking in. Maddy's mom: oh, sure. Hi.

517
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,460
Anything else i need to prove? Let's cut the shit.

518
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:02,160
You're not with them, right?
You're not gonna murder me?

519
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,050
Are you actually asking me that?I really am. Yes.

520
00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:08,820
Well, if i was gonna murder you,
i wouldn't tell you.
I'd just murder you.

521
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:11,740
Right, but i don't think
you're gonna. But just say it
so i can hear it.

522
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,520
You're not gonna—no, i'm not gonna murder you.

523
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,570
Are you gonna murder me?

524
00:31:14,770 --> 00:31:17,050
No, i wanna be
on the same team as you.

525
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,020
Great.

526
00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,060
So that's settled.

527
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,660
This feels good, right?

528
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:22,840
Mm-Hmm. Right?

529
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,400
Mm-Hmm.You think what i'm thinking?

530
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,110
Mm-Hmm.I hope so.

531
00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:31,890
You know what i think
we should do?
I think we should partner up.

532
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,030
What does that mean, partner up?

533
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,640
I mean, spend
all of our time together.

534
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:36,950
They can't kill us if we're
together, right? The loophole.

535
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,160
You wanna spend
all our time together

536
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,350
After knowing me
for five minutes?

537
00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:44,350
Come on, let's just do this.
Let's team up.
Let's fucking win together.

538
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:45,780
Right.

539
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,490
I, i don't know if i'm ready to
say okay to the full 15 days.

540
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:56,610
I couldn't understand
a word you said, buddy.

541
00:31:56,810 --> 00:31:59,190
I said, "go for what
you can get."

542
00:32:00,230 --> 00:32:02,630
Would you be willing to
commit for the rest of today?

543
00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,250
Wow, look at this.

544
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:16,850
Beautiful house.Wow.

545
00:32:17,050 --> 00:32:18,210
Thanks. Yeah.

546
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,900
Is it just you and, uh,
your parents here then?

547
00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:25,870
Uh, well, it's just me
and my mom. My dad died.

548
00:32:26,390 --> 00:32:28,290
Oh, i'm sorry to hear that.No, it was a long time ago.

549
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:30,600
He was in a car accident. Oof.

550
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,750
It was a drunk driver.
He was a drunk driver.

551
00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:37,170
He was a veteran though.
So his funeral
was really beautiful.

552
00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:40,000
He was kind of this, like,
beloved figure in the community.

553
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,520
I don't know why
i'm saying all that.

554
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,970
It's a lot of info.

555
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,880
You guys wanna see
something weird?

556
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,720
Uh, yeah, sure. Sure, yeah.

557
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,930
Oh, wow.

558
00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:56,030
What is this?

559
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,190
Yeah, it started as a hobby.

560
00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:01,520
I've always liked
making just, like,

561
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,240
Weird little sculptures,
ceramics, that kind of thing.

562
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,510
But etsy's a wild place.
You know?

563
00:33:08,710 --> 00:33:13,120
The custom, like, dog things
for people's pets and stuff?

564
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,320
It kind of sells like hot cakes.

565
00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:17,050
Did you hear that?

566
00:33:18,010 --> 00:33:20,140
It's an old house, so. Right.

567
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,320
Has that door
always been like that?

568
00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:31,110
I don't know, i don't mark it.

569
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,840
Do you mind if i check it out?

570
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,850
Yeah.

571
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:38,550
Do you mind coming with? Yeah, of course.

572
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:46,210
Do you wanna hold hands? Yeah, sure.

573
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,750
Nothing, right? Yep.

574
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:07,090
Just, um, christmas decorations
and a couple embarrassing
old journals,

575
00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:09,670
I'm guessing.
That kind of thing.

576
00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:12,190
And a camera.

577
00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:14,410
No. Yeah.

578
00:34:14,930 --> 00:34:18,760
The ninjas have been here. Holy shit.

579
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,930
Little fucking snakes.

580
00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:25,150
Well, i've never been married,

581
00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:29,460
But i never wanted to.
I just like my freedom.

582
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:30,960
Well, i've had a lot
of love affairs,

583
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,130
But then, um, who hasn't?

584
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,300
I'm sorry, ma'am.
What was your question?

585
00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:39,470
I didn't ask one.

586
00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:41,450
Oh.I was married once, james.

587
00:34:41,650 --> 00:34:43,490
I regret it.
Should have stayed single.

588
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,610
My ex was a pain in the ass. Oh, boy. I'll say so.

589
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,670
I was never married,
but i did date a woman
for a long time. For 23 years.

590
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:52,440
Did you say 23? Yeah.

591
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,870
Of dating?Yes.

592
00:34:54,070 --> 00:34:56,590
We felt married. We just never
did the paperwork. But...

593
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:58,150
Well, what happened?
Why did it end?

594
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,490
Uh... He doesn't know.

595
00:35:00,690 --> 00:35:01,630
Oh, thank you, james.

596
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,670
We got together when we
were young. We were, like, 15.

597
00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,490
I thought we were gonna
be together forever.

598
00:35:05,690 --> 00:35:08,670
And then, um, i don't know,
i guess we grew apart.

599
00:35:08,870 --> 00:35:11,090
One day i came home and
she said that was it.

600
00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:13,120
And so, uh, so i left.

601
00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:14,910
And then what?

602
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,030
He hasn't talked to the girl
since she dumped him.

603
00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:21,780
What? Shut up, james, please.

604
00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:25,210
I've gone to her house
a lot to ask her.

605
00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:28,860
I just, i don't even know
what i would say.

606
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,520
So you just broke-
You just don't know why

607
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,300
She broke up with you?I don't.

608
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,260
Don't you wanna know?I would love to know.

609
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:36,450
Is it killing you?It's killing me.

610
00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:38,670
Well, this is what
we're doing today.

611
00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:41,880
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I can't do that today.

612
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,940
Oh, no. We need to find out.
If we're gonna be partners,

613
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,980
I need to know
what i'm dealing with.I don't think you need to know.

614
00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:49,900
Do you wanna be
my partner or not?

615
00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:57,210
Uh, this is delicious.
So what do you call it?

616
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,430
Spaghetti.

617
00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:31,420
Hi, tommy. Hey, theresa. How are ya?

618
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:35,510
Seen you out here a few times.

619
00:36:36,770 --> 00:36:39,740
How's, uh, how's your baby?

620
00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:42,950
She is good. Her name
is heather. She's almost one.

621
00:36:44,650 --> 00:36:48,090
Are you just here
to ask about the baby?

622
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:51,310
I actually wanted
to ask you, um...

623
00:36:52,530 --> 00:36:56,600
How you felt about the, uh,
ellen degeneres cancellation.

624
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,350
I know what a big
fan you were of her show.

625
00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:00,570
Yes, i was very disappointed,
as you can imagine.

626
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,360
I've been dying to ask you.

627
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:05,230
I mean, all the red flags
were there.
I should have known, but...

628
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:07,850
Really fucked
with my afternoon schedules.

629
00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:10,240
What do you want?

630
00:37:11,370 --> 00:37:15,160
A friend encouraged me
to come here and ask you
why you broke up with me.

631
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,580
You know why i broke up
with you.I don't. Just tell me.

632
00:37:17,780 --> 00:37:18,600
Yes, you do.No, i don't.

633
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:19,980
We talked about it
so many times. You know.

634
00:37:20,170 --> 00:37:21,370
We never talked.
I don't know why.

635
00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:24,330
I don't. If i knew,
i wouldn't be here, okay?

636
00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:26,370
And look, i- Obviously,
we had our, our problems,

637
00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:29,350
But i mean, fuck,
we were together forever.

638
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,740
We...

639
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:32,810
We were supposed
to make it work.

640
00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:34,950
Yeah. That was our fucking deal.

641
00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:37,700
Yeah, i thought so too.

642
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,130
But your version of being
together is just existing

643
00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,010
And i needed more from life.

644
00:37:43,450 --> 00:37:45,570
Right. I don't know
what that means.

645
00:37:45,770 --> 00:37:48,570
For years, we just did
the same things all the time.

646
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,270
We just went to
the same restaurants,

647
00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:51,960
And ate the same foods,
and sat in the same chairs,

648
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,730
Just to, like,
not feel anything.

649
00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:58,060
But at a certain point,
i wanted to feel things,
good and bad.

650
00:37:58,260 --> 00:38:00,380
And i wanted you there with me.

651
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:02,580
And i really tried.

652
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,020
And you didn't wanna do that.
You never wanted to do that.

653
00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:07,000
You just wanted to fucking hide.

654
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,000
You were just, like, stuck
and you refused to move.

655
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,130
It's like you're
so afraid of feeling
that you're already dead.

656
00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:16,640
I had a lot of shit
to deal with,
and i've been working on it,

657
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,960
And i have fought
to get better...

658
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,100
But i don't think you wanted
to do that fight,
so i had to leave.

659
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,130
Well, what would you do
if i told you, uh,

660
00:38:29,330 --> 00:38:31,420
I got better too?
What would you say then?

661
00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:36,800
Yeah, well, then i would have
to ask you who that man is.

662
00:38:42,510 --> 00:38:44,330
This is an awkward time
to explain.

663
00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:46,470
Give it a shot.

664
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,160
This is james.

665
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,020
He follows me for a dark web
game where i'm being hunted

666
00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:54,040
For my life
and he keeps me safe.

667
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,780
Right.

668
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,210
Tommy, you have to deal
with your emotions.

669
00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:04,520
Okay? You deserve
better than this.

670
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:05,490
You know what?

671
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,310
Thank you.

672
00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:10,370
Thank you. I actually
owe you one.

673
00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:12,410
'cause he's awesome
and now he's mine.

674
00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:15,930
Cool. Who is she?I'm his partner.

675
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,050
And we're gonna go live
the fuck out of every day

676
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,660
'cause we could die
at any moment.

677
00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,460
Yes. Yeah.

678
00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:25,250
And congratulations
on your baby.

679
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,490
You look, i mean,
honestly, you look stunning.

680
00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:29,670
I'm so sorry. This isn't
about- This isn't about me.

681
00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:31,380
I'm so sorry.
I'm really, i'm gonna go.

682
00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:38,000
Take care, tommy.

683
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,650
Yeah, you too.

684
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,650
Bye, james.

685
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:01,350
Good try, buddy. Thanks, pal.

686
00:40:01,550 --> 00:40:03,660
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

687
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,270
I thought that was
gonna be, like, funny,

688
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,360
Or i don't know what i thought.
That was awful.

689
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,370
That was so awful.

690
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:09,880
It's okay. It's okay.
It needed to happen.

691
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,190
Really? Yes. I'm glad.

692
00:40:11,390 --> 00:40:14,150
Okay. Partners? I'm so sorry.

693
00:40:14,350 --> 00:40:15,500
Yes. Partners.Partners?

694
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,150
Okay, can we do something
fun, please?

695
00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:18,210
Yes, please.

696
00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:20,390
Like, what's the most
fun thing you can think of?

697
00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:46,370
I am so glad we're playing
this game together.

698
00:40:47,150 --> 00:40:49,660
I love dancing.It is so fun.

699
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:52,580
I'm so bad at it.You're so good at it.

700
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:54,860
I'm better than you
but i'm really bad.

701
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,250
All right, here you go.
I'm good. Thanks, bud.

702
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:04,160
Um, i need
to tell you something.

703
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,780
Okay. Uh...

704
00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:08,870
My, uh, dad didn't die.
I lied about that.

705
00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:13,380
He and my mom split up
when i was 10.

706
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:16,690
It wasn't dramatic.
Um, no fights or anything.

707
00:41:16,890 --> 00:41:18,910
They just kind of drifted apart

708
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,520
And neither of them
fought for the marriage.

709
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:25,220
So now, um, my nightmare is
to be in that relationship,

710
00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:29,140
And i, uh, kind of end
up in these situations

711
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:31,330
With overly dramatic people.

712
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:36,060
Um, but then i get, like,
overwhelmed by their shit

713
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:37,160
And i leave.

714
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,730
Well, thanks for the honesty.

715
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:52,130
When i was 10, my dad
vanished from the family.

716
00:41:52,830 --> 00:41:54,690
We were just hanging out
and everything was fine,

717
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,950
And he and i stayed up
really late together.

718
00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:59,080
And we were playing
video games and laughing.

719
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,750
And it was one of the most fun
nights i'd ever had with him.

720
00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:04,350
And then when i woke up,
he was gone.

721
00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:07,880
And we all looked for him
and we called the police.

722
00:42:09,890 --> 00:42:11,760
There was, like,
no trace of him.

723
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,320
This has been
an interesting day.

724
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,030
Right? Yeah.

725
00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:26,190
It's been a fascinating,
uh, first day,

726
00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:28,990
Of our partnership
in this game together.

727
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,370
Do you wanna get outta here?

728
00:42:30,570 --> 00:42:33,260
Sure. Um, where to?

729
00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:36,070
I'm sorry i didn't want james
staying here,

730
00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:39,430
But i think he was content
with the hotel room i got him.

731
00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:42,430
Oh, he was really fired up
about that hotel room tonight.

732
00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:45,080
He's excited for the time off. Yeah, and, and again,

733
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,560
Thank you for agreeing
to sleep like this.

734
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,260
You know,
i'm sorry i'm old school.

735
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,500
So i just thought it would be...

736
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:51,570
Mom, stop... Better if...

737
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,100
Stop, stop, mom. Okay, okay.

738
00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:55,880
So, again, you're welcome
to use the guest room

739
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,360
If you want and have your
own bed. But it's up to you.

740
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,670
That's really sweet of you.
But i obviously can't be

741
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:03,060
Away from your daughter
or i'm gonna—

742
00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:07,190
Oh, oh, right. Or you'll
get murdered. I forgot.

743
00:43:07,390 --> 00:43:08,800
Oh, you know what?

744
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,860
I can't talk to you about this.
This is too weird.

745
00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:14,720
You know, you're an adult
so i assume you know

746
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,900
What you're doing, so goodnight.

747
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:20,780
And i hope no one murders
either of you.

748
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:29,130
I'm sorry about my mom.No, she's great.

749
00:43:29,330 --> 00:43:31,220
This is great.

750
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:33,540
Thank god this is here. Yeah, for sure.

751
00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:36,260
Otherwise it would be weird.

752
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,060
Yeah, it would be weird
without it. For sure.

753
00:43:45,110 --> 00:43:45,980
All right.

754
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,640
Good day.

755
00:43:48,990 --> 00:43:50,600
Glad we met.Mm-Hmm.

756
00:44:02,870 --> 00:44:03,870
Goodnight.

757
00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,870
Goodnight.

758
00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:37,020
Wake up.

759
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:38,030
My god.

760
00:44:40,950 --> 00:44:43,470
Are you a ninja?Production assistant, yeah.

761
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:46,160
Why are you letting me see you?

762
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,120
Well, you're all of
our favorite character.

763
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,430
We think you play
with a lot of heart.

764
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:51,600
Thanks.

765
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,170
You are not as safe
as you think you are.

766
00:44:54,370 --> 00:44:55,660
We wanted to warn you.

767
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:59,840
Why do you keep saying "we"
when you're all by yourself?

768
00:45:16,290 --> 00:45:17,470
Hi, guys.

769
00:45:21,990 --> 00:45:25,130
You need to go.
You are not safe here.

770
00:45:25,330 --> 00:45:27,040
Yes, i am. I'm with maddy.

771
00:45:27,910 --> 00:45:30,040
Shh.

772
00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:31,830
Look.

773
00:45:37,050 --> 00:45:41,580
Be careful. They're close.
Closer than you think.

774
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,980
What the fuck?

775
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,420
Holy-Oh my god.

776
00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:15,730
Where were you?I was getting water.

777
00:46:15,930 --> 00:46:18,210
We need to go to a motel
right now, maddy.

778
00:46:18,410 --> 00:46:20,530
Is this about my mom?What?

779
00:46:20,830 --> 00:46:22,520
Is this about, like,
the sleeping situation?

780
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,880
No, it's not about
your mom, it's about...

781
00:46:25,490 --> 00:46:27,610
There was a bunch of
contortionist ninjas in here.

782
00:46:27,810 --> 00:46:29,520
They came out of there and he,

783
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,570
There was, like, six of them
in here and they told me
that it wasn't safe

784
00:46:32,770 --> 00:46:35,370
And i was in danger and we
needed to go someplace safer.

785
00:46:35,890 --> 00:46:37,630
We can just move the pillows.

786
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,720
It's not about the pillows. Okay.

787
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:00,090
How's this?

788
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,740
Yeah, it's better, right? Oh, great.

789
00:47:08,330 --> 00:47:09,660
Get up.

790
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,870
No, i'm tired.
I wanna go to sleep.

791
00:47:12,070 --> 00:47:13,740
Please come out here
just for a second. What?

792
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:15,480
'cause i can't.
I can't go out there alone.
Please.

793
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,020
No. Please.

794
00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:20,070
Thank you.

795
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,190
It's very nice.It's really—

796
00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:26,900
It's very pretty.It's pretty.

797
00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:34,780
Do you mind telling me why
you agreed to play the game?

798
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,980
Why are you asking me this now?

799
00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:39,070
I'm just so curious.

800
00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:46,090
I was very bored.

801
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,620
Like, dangerously bored.

802
00:47:50,050 --> 00:47:52,710
I felt like i needed to do
something extreme
to shake things up.

803
00:47:53,710 --> 00:47:55,320
Why did you agree to do it?

804
00:47:57,670 --> 00:48:00,420
I guess i did it, uh,
'cause i was lonely.

805
00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:04,320
I felt so alone and,
uh, stuck in my routine.

806
00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:05,970
I didn't know how
to get out of it.

807
00:48:06,170 --> 00:48:09,940
And as soon as that fucking
guy mentioned the loophole,

808
00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:12,240
A light bulb went off.

809
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,470
And i thought, "well, that's
what i've been craving."

810
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:18,730
I want to be around people more,
so i'll do that.

811
00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:21,650
And it's worked.

812
00:48:24,870 --> 00:48:27,820
Yeah. I think we sort of
did it for the same reason.

813
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:30,690
I bet everybody
who's played this game
has done it for the same reason.

814
00:48:30,890 --> 00:48:32,140
Maybe. Maybe.

815
00:48:33,490 --> 00:48:36,450
Let's go to bed. Yeah, let's go to bed.

816
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:57,080
Oh no. No. We're together.

817
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:05,420
Hey, hey. Hey, man,
we're together.

818
00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:08,140
You can't do this, man.
Those aren't the rules.

819
00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:09,730
Sorry, maintenance.
I thought the room was empty.

820
00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:11,080
Oh, fucking bullshit with you.

821
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,560
If you're maintenance
then why are you dressed

822
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,910
Like a mario brother?

823
00:49:14,110 --> 00:49:15,010
Tommy?

824
00:49:15,490 --> 00:49:17,000
What do you mean mario brother?

825
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,610
You know what i mean.
Fucking look at you.

826
00:49:18,810 --> 00:49:20,260
Hey... No, i don't know what you mean.

827
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,740
I'm also the manager of
this motel. This is our uniform.

828
00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:26,570
Well, what are you,
are you maintenance
or are you the fucking manager?

829
00:49:26,770 --> 00:49:27,720
Can't i be both?

830
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,270
The, the uniform's
kind of ridiculous, so.

831
00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:32,980
Alright. I need
to improve the uniform.

832
00:49:34,030 --> 00:49:35,940
I'm sorry for interrupting
your sleep.

833
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,450
Just stay out
of our fucking room, mario.
You hear me?

834
00:49:39,650 --> 00:49:40,760
We're together now.

835
00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:50,220
Well...

836
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,920
If i'm mario...

837
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,490
Who does that make you, huh?

838
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,950
Huh? King koopa?

839
00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:03,130
What is king koopa?

840
00:50:03,330 --> 00:50:05,390
What? You don't know
the characters?

841
00:50:05,590 --> 00:50:06,880
It's the bad guy
from mario brothers.

842
00:50:07,450 --> 00:50:09,530
It's a really good reference.I'm not the bad guy.
You're the bad guy.

843
00:50:09,730 --> 00:50:10,850
I'm the guy trying to survive.

844
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:14,050
So in your scenario
that make you mario.

845
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:15,850
Yeah, he's mario.

846
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,230
And that doesn't mean
i'm princess peach, by the way.
I'm fucking luigi.

847
00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:23,210
You wanna be luigi?
His twin brother?

848
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,890
Not the princess? Well, i...

849
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:28,980
I mean, i guess i wasn't
thinking about the fact that
it's like a bro—

850
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:30,850
I guess mario brothers.
They are brothers.

851
00:50:31,050 --> 00:50:33,160
Yeah. I was just... I want it to be clear

852
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,770
That it's, like, a partnership
and i feel like—

853
00:50:34,970 --> 00:50:37,820
Just stay out
of our fucking room.
How about that, man?

854
00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:39,090
'cause we're together.

855
00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:51,220
Oh! Oh my gosh.

856
00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:53,660
Fucking christ. Oh my god.

857
00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:55,010
That was incredible. Yeah.

858
00:50:55,210 --> 00:50:56,590
Can you imagine if i
hadn't answered your ad?

859
00:50:56,850 --> 00:50:59,100
I'd just be asleep in bed,
and instead i'm
yelling at some guy

860
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:01,490
At three in the morning,
calling him like
a mario brother.

861
00:51:01,690 --> 00:51:02,710
Okay, we gotta go.

862
00:51:02,910 --> 00:51:04,410
What are you doing? We have to go obviously.

863
00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:06,730
No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, we do.

864
00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:09,500
It's just not safe here.
We have to go.

865
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,210
Hey. No, no, no.

866
00:51:11,470 --> 00:51:13,160
It's safe.It's not safe.

867
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,550
Tommy. You're not serious.
Where would we even go?

868
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:17,160
No, no, no, no, no, we're not...

869
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,000
We're not doing that. We have to do it.

870
00:51:20,830 --> 00:51:23,050
Tommy, we just— we're fine.

871
00:51:25,830 --> 00:51:28,740
Okay, you know what?I don't understand
what's happening.

872
00:51:28,940 --> 00:51:31,350
Here's what's happening.
Did you see how close he was?

873
00:51:31,550 --> 00:51:33,000
Yes. Did you see how
aggressive he was?

874
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,050
Yes.I mean, he walked into our—

875
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,670
And we're fine
'cause we're together.

876
00:51:36,890 --> 00:51:39,010
Right. But we have to be,
like, so perfect.

877
00:51:39,210 --> 00:51:40,150
Okay.

878
00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:42,190
It can't be as sloppy as it was
back at your house, right?

879
00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:44,320
Okay.It's gotta be 100 percent on.

880
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,540
Okay. Or we're dead.

881
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:48,410
Look, i really, really
like hanging with you.

882
00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:50,800
I feel like i have been
waiting for you.

883
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,690
And now that i got you,
i don't wanna die. Okay.

884
00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:56,560
I'm...

885
00:51:58,950 --> 00:52:01,700
I'm not going anywhere.

886
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:03,970
Okay?

887
00:52:04,170 --> 00:52:06,610
Okay, i'm not going anywhere. Good, then...

888
00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:08,470
So then we have to
spend the next...

889
00:52:08,670 --> 00:52:09,860
Great... Two weeks or so...

890
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,130
Great... Like fucking this.

891
00:52:11,330 --> 00:52:13,450
I'm not worried about it,
are you?No, no.

892
00:52:14,270 --> 00:52:16,870
All right, well, i promise
i'm not going anywhere.
I'm with you.

893
00:52:17,070 --> 00:52:19,610
You're not getting rid of me. Okay, good. Then we're—

894
00:52:19,810 --> 00:52:21,220
We're together. Yeah.

895
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,250
Holy shit.

896
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,520
There's another participant.
Look. Look.

897
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:29,830
I am also playing.
I have info that you will want.

898
00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:36,220
We don't wanna do that, right?

899
00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,050
I mean, we have to see.

900
00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:40,970
You wanna involve
somebody else? Now?

901
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,960
I feel like we've got
a pretty good thing going here.

902
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,890
I would rather not fuck it up. Right.

903
00:53:47,450 --> 00:53:50,020
I'm feeling really good.

904
00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:52,950
Like, kind of better than
i've felt in a while.

905
00:53:53,150 --> 00:53:54,460
Sorry, are you listening?

906
00:53:55,330 --> 00:53:59,150
Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I am.
There's another person playing.

907
00:53:59,350 --> 00:54:01,380
Hey, you're not listening.
It sucks.

908
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,560
Maddy.

909
00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:08,640
They could be playing the game
and they could be alone

910
00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:11,090
And in danger and we could help.

911
00:54:11,690 --> 00:54:14,160
Do you remember how we were
before we met each other?

912
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,610
How fucking scary that was?
How lonely we were?

913
00:54:18,310 --> 00:54:21,790
Well, they could be
like this right now
and we could help them.

914
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:23,710
Right?

915
00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:27,130
Or they could help us.

916
00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:28,920
They could have information
that changes our game.

917
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,350
We don't know. We have to try.

918
00:54:31,550 --> 00:54:33,540
And what is there?
What, what's the risk?

919
00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:38,370
Nothing. We have
each other. Right?

920
00:54:39,590 --> 00:54:40,460
Right.

921
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:47,080
But this could be huge for us.
This could help
our game so much.

922
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:05,490
Sit down.

923
00:55:10,930 --> 00:55:14,670
How many days you got left?I'm 11. She's, uh, 10.

924
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,630
What's so funny?

925
00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:24,060
I don't wanna burst your bubble,
man, but the game is a joke.

926
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:25,290
They're laughing at us.

927
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,950
Oh, that's good to know.

928
00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:33,370
Right? It's a good
thing we met you.

929
00:55:33,570 --> 00:55:35,900
Yeah, that's probably everything
we need though. We should—

930
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,200
You don't wanna know
how the game works?

931
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,480
I do want
to know how the game works.

932
00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:40,880
Well, we're still playing.
So i don't—of course, yeah. Please tell us.

933
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:45,210
They pick a certain type
of contestant.
You wanna know what the type is?

934
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:46,650
Analytical. Kinda cute.

935
00:55:46,850 --> 00:55:47,790
Hell no.

936
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,960
They pick people really going
through shit. Like, struggling.

937
00:55:51,150 --> 00:55:53,040
Those are the ones
they take advantage of.

938
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:56,280
The kind of people when other
people start to doubt them,

939
00:55:56,580 --> 00:55:57,970
They doubt themselves too.

940
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:00,980
Right.

941
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,110
Tom, i think we should go.

942
00:56:04,850 --> 00:56:06,410
You guys ready
for the other surprise?

943
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,850
Yeah. Not really.

944
00:56:08,330 --> 00:56:09,990
The show is a comedy.

945
00:56:10,730 --> 00:56:13,060
How's it a comedy?
They're trying
to fucking kill us.

946
00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:14,600
That's it right there.

947
00:56:14,990 --> 00:56:18,290
The people trying to kill you
are dressed up
just to get some laughs.

948
00:56:18,490 --> 00:56:21,460
Like me, i'm getting hunted
by a sumo wrestler

949
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:23,680
And a guy dressed like sinbad.

950
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,050
A sumo wrestler?

951
00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:28,340
And sinbad, like, the comedian?

952
00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:31,390
Yeah. And they're
dangerous as fuck too.

953
00:56:31,590 --> 00:56:35,480
So the show's, like, um,
like, "let's make a deal."

954
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,570
Is that the one
with wayne brady?

955
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,790
Yeah, it's actually-
It's a surprisingly good show.

956
00:56:39,990 --> 00:56:42,380
He's a great host.No surprises there at all.

957
00:56:42,580 --> 00:56:43,960
That motherfucker is all talent.

958
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,050
I've never seen the show.

959
00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:46,110
Yes.It's fun.

960
00:56:46,550 --> 00:56:48,670
It's a good show. Okay, i'll check it out.

961
00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:51,620
Do you even know the
title of the show you're on?

962
00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:52,670
No, they never told me.

963
00:56:52,870 --> 00:56:54,200
Did they tell you?No.

964
00:56:55,730 --> 00:57:00,520
Dog.D, period, o, period, g.
Delusions of grandeur.

965
00:57:00,990 --> 00:57:03,460
You're stuck in a spider
web and don't even know it.

966
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:06,570
Charlie. Enough's enough.
It's time to go.

967
00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:10,380
Bring your ass on. Now.
Gonna sit in the car.

968
00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:14,270
That's my dad.
He's on one. I gotta go.

969
00:57:20,930 --> 00:57:22,360
I don't even know, uh...

970
00:57:23,970 --> 00:57:27,760
What to say. Yeah, um, i need to go home.

971
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:29,840
Yeah? Yeah.

972
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:30,980
Great, yeah. That's smart.

973
00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:33,060
Just to get closer to the people
and places we're familiar with.

974
00:57:33,260 --> 00:57:35,840
No um, i'm gonna, i think
i'm gonna go home alone.

975
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,240
What does that mean, alone?
Without me?

976
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,410
Yeah, i just need,
need the night at least

977
00:57:40,610 --> 00:57:42,550
To kind of breathe.
Does that make sense?

978
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:46,430
Uh, emotionally, yeah.
In terms of the game,
no, not at all.

979
00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:48,770
Um, okay. How about this?

980
00:57:48,970 --> 00:57:51,420
I can just drive you
wherever you want to go.

981
00:57:51,620 --> 00:57:54,080
And maybe tomorrow
we can check in and,

982
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,880
And see where we're at kind of.

983
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,530
Or, or, or, sorry.

984
00:57:59,050 --> 00:58:01,650
Or we could go back to the
motel and i'll just give you,

985
00:58:01,850 --> 00:58:03,720
I'll just give you more space. Right.

986
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,390
The motel where we sleep
in the same bed

987
00:58:05,590 --> 00:58:07,160
And we can't be more
than three feet apart.

988
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,270
Well, we can—i can take, i can take
you wherever you want.

989
00:58:09,470 --> 00:58:11,720
And i'll, i'll wait until
somebody's with you.

990
00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:15,270
I think this is a really bad
idea and they could kill us.

991
00:58:15,470 --> 00:58:18,640
Yeah, um...

992
00:58:20,070 --> 00:58:22,120
I'm okay with you thinking that.

993
00:58:28,430 --> 00:58:30,470
Maddy. Maddy, please.

994
00:58:31,170 --> 00:58:36,900
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.

995
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:37,920
What is happening?

996
00:58:38,570 --> 00:58:39,830
I don't know where
the cameras are,
but i know they're here.

997
00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,970
I know you guys have been here.
You're sneaky as fuck.

998
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:43,520
And i know that the ninjas
have been here.

999
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,830
I know the real name.
Delusions of grandeur.

1000
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:48,440
Fuck off. I got it.
Very clever. And guess what?

1001
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,960
I don't care. And guess what?

1002
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,790
You tried to get my
family not to believe me.

1003
00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:56,230
Well, i got james.
And guess what?
He's become a friend.

1004
00:58:56,430 --> 00:58:58,270
Maybe even a friend for life.

1005
00:58:58,470 --> 00:58:59,450
This is your brother. Yeah.

1006
00:58:59,650 --> 00:59:00,940
And if i find out
madeline gets hurt,

1007
00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:05,280
I'm gonna fucking
kill andy samberg.
Maddy dies, samberg dies.

1008
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,910
I'll turn that motherfucker
into a pinata.
You understand what i'm saying?

1009
00:59:09,110 --> 00:59:11,820
I'll put his head
on a fucking stick.

1010
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,420
He'll be a little pinata boy.

1011
00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:18,700
Ya fucked with the wrong guy.
I'll kill andy samberg.

1012
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,240
Tommy.

1013
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,940
You gotta go. There's a limo
outside waiting for you.

1014
00:59:41,550 --> 00:59:45,200
I don't want to go
to a limo right now.You don't have a choice.

1015
00:59:45,770 --> 00:59:47,500
Is this about...

1016
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:50,410
Me saying i would
murder andy samberg?

1017
00:59:50,610 --> 00:59:53,330
I don't know.'cause i, i would never do that.

1018
00:59:53,530 --> 00:59:55,330
I was just saying it
'cause i was mad.

1019
00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:58,380
I don't know. You gotta go.Am i in trouble?

1020
00:59:58,580 --> 00:59:59,650
I don't know.

1021
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,390
Let's go.

1022
01:00:59,230 --> 01:01:00,150
Hi, tommy.

1023
01:01:01,970 --> 01:01:02,890
Hi, dad.

1024
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:06,110
How's your mother?

1025
01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:10,550
She's good, yeah. Mom's doing-Mary? Amy?

1026
01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:13,630
Good. Everybody's doing really
good in the last 30 years.

1027
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:14,840
How are you?

1028
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,420
Oh, real good.

1029
01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:19,430
Actually...

1030
01:01:20,730 --> 01:01:23,900
Living in cleveland, sober.

1031
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,690
I'm sorry, uh, what, uh...

1032
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:31,380
What are you doing here?Right.

1033
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:32,990
And i don't mean
to be rude, dad.

1034
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:35,470
I'm just trying to do the math
on what the fuck's happening.

1035
01:01:35,670 --> 01:01:37,740
I didn't
expect to see you.

1036
01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:41,000
Well, yeah. Yeah.

1037
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:45,890
I'm here to tell you...
That madeline is unharmed.

1038
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,280
What are you talking about?

1039
01:01:51,070 --> 01:01:56,710
A few hours ago, a guy named
wayne brady knocked on my door.

1040
01:01:56,910 --> 01:01:59,110
Next thing i know...

1041
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:02,030
I'm on a, a private jet.

1042
01:02:03,430 --> 01:02:05,390
Now i'm sitting here with you.

1043
01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:11,170
All right, dad, well,
this was interesting but, um...

1044
01:02:11,870 --> 01:02:12,740
Tommy.

1045
01:02:14,790 --> 01:02:17,250
When i, i left,

1046
01:02:17,450 --> 01:02:19,260
When you and me stayed up—hey.

1047
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:22,170
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey. No.

1048
01:02:22,370 --> 01:02:24,480
No. No.

1049
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,620
Don't do this right now.

1050
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,050
I can't do the big fucking
dad talk right now.

1051
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:36,400
What the fuck is going on now?
We're doing a dad talk?

1052
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,970
If i try to do a dad talk, my
fucking head is gonna explode.

1053
01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:41,770
I understand.

1054
01:02:42,470 --> 01:02:44,120
I mean, don't get me wrong.

1055
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,820
I have wanted to have
this moment with you

1056
01:02:49,820 --> 01:02:53,030
Since the night
you fucking left.

1057
01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:58,990
I've dreamt of this fucking
moment, man. But not now.

1058
01:02:59,190 --> 01:03:02,820
'cause all i'm thinking about
now is madeline's safety.

1059
01:03:03,020 --> 01:03:05,450
I like her so much.

1060
01:03:07,930 --> 01:03:11,710
I hope no one hurts her, son.
Or you.

1061
01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:18,150
And that you get to spend
your lives together.

1062
01:03:19,590 --> 01:03:23,900
Don't be like me.
Don't fuck up a good thing.

1063
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,950
Hey, dad.

1064
01:03:34,870 --> 01:03:37,870
Is this real-Life right now?
Is this really happening?

1065
01:03:40,090 --> 01:03:41,390
I think so.

1066
01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:46,970
Okay.

1067
01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:49,050
Okay.

1068
01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:52,620
I love you, dad.

1069
01:03:54,540 --> 01:03:55,710
Oh, man.

1070
01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:57,890
Mm-Hmm.

1071
01:04:05,370 --> 01:04:06,990
All right. Okay.

1072
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,390
Been calling her for days. Maybe she wants
some space.

1073
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,790
Hi.

1074
01:04:24,990 --> 01:04:27,570
Hey, i've been trying you
for days. Are you okay?

1075
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:29,950
I'm fine. I'm fine.You're safe?
Hundred percent?

1076
01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:31,010
Yeah.

1077
01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:35,260
Oh my god.
Come here, please. Tommy. I was lying.

1078
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:37,180
I know, we've been
over that. I don't care.

1079
01:04:37,380 --> 01:04:38,540
No. Tommy, about the game.

1080
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,540
Um. I'm not playing a game.

1081
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,630
What are you talking about?I saw your ad and i...

1082
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:51,900
Was really bored
and lonely, and um...

1083
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:57,210
I thought it was a joke.
I thought this was like...

1084
01:04:58,990 --> 01:05:01,640
Roleplaying dating
or something...

1085
01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:03,570
What are you talking about?
What is this?

1086
01:05:03,770 --> 01:05:05,520
This is the truth. I...

1087
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,530
I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

1088
01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:15,430
Who got to you?Nobody.

1089
01:05:15,630 --> 01:05:17,840
Who told you to say this?

1090
01:05:18,970 --> 01:05:20,020
Tommy, nobody.

1091
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:23,220
Yeah. Was it fucking
wayne brady?

1092
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,270
Did wayne brady come here
and tell you to say that?

1093
01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:27,050
That son of a fucking bitch.

1094
01:05:27,250 --> 01:05:28,790
I can assure you wayne brady
was not here.

1095
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,330
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1096
01:05:37,550 --> 01:05:39,500
They got my mom. Who got your mom?

1097
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,510
Fucking hunters, maddy.

1098
01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:45,770
Please, please keep up with me.
James, go as fast as you can!

1099
01:05:45,970 --> 01:05:48,120
Shit. Shit. Shit.

1100
01:05:58,980 --> 01:06:01,060
Ah! Ah, god.

1101
01:06:01,970 --> 01:06:05,800
Whoo. Hi.
I, i'm ellen degeneres.

1102
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:09,010
Sorry, but you don't really look
like ellen degeneres to me.

1103
01:06:09,210 --> 01:06:12,050
You're probably
a little nervous,
'cause you're a big fan.

1104
01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,940
You've come to my taping before.

1105
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,580
Yeah? You, you and, uh,
your ex-Girlfriend, didn't you?

1106
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,230
Yeah, we went.
How do you know that?

1107
01:06:18,430 --> 01:06:21,430
Well, get in the car, tom.
We can talk about it in private.

1108
01:06:21,630 --> 01:06:23,540
But it's not a limousine.

1109
01:06:23,740 --> 01:06:25,850
Well, i, i like a lincoln.

1110
01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:27,590
Why the fuck
would you like a lincoln?

1111
01:06:27,790 --> 01:06:30,250
Come on, don't be a car snob.
Just, just get in the car.

1112
01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:32,030
I'm not a car snob. Tommy, please.

1113
01:06:32,230 --> 01:06:33,310
Why would you like
a lincoln over a limo?

1114
01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:37,310
Get in the fucking car.

1115
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:41,080
Hey, it's ellen degeneres
from tv.
She's giving away guest blocks.

1116
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,740
Tommy! What the hell
happened to you, man?

1117
01:06:42,940 --> 01:06:44,350
I got hit in the face.

1118
01:06:44,550 --> 01:06:46,700
Oh, well, that's what
happens when you go too fast.

1119
01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:49,180
Here, gimme your hand.You gotta keep up with me, man.

1120
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:51,480
Did you say
ellen degeneres was here?

1121
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:55,380
No, that wasn't ellen degeneres.
It was a murderer, you asshole!

1122
01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:56,590
What?

1123
01:06:56,890 --> 01:06:59,320
How's it look? Awful. Wipe your mouth.

1124
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:00,620
Did you just call me an asshole?

1125
01:07:04,170 --> 01:07:05,080
Almost there.

1126
01:07:05,550 --> 01:07:07,850
Yeah, yeah, you said
that about ten minutes ago.

1127
01:07:08,050 --> 01:07:10,650
Okay, come on, come on.
Please, please, please.
Hurry up.

1128
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,000
What is this?

1129
01:07:18,310 --> 01:07:20,120
What does it look like?
It's an intervention.

1130
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,080
For me?No, for mom.

1131
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:23,560
We're all just facing
the wrong direction.

1132
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,520
What the hell happened
to your tooth?

1133
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:29,240
Oh, i got hit in the face
by an ellen degeneres
impersonator.

1134
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,350
Did it hurt? It was a pretty clean hit.

1135
01:07:31,550 --> 01:07:33,220
Yes, it hurt,
but it's kind of fine now.

1136
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:35,010
Hi, tom. I'm lindsay.

1137
01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:37,490
I'm an interventionist
and i'd like to welcome you

1138
01:07:37,690 --> 01:07:39,150
To have a seat
with us for a while.

1139
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:42,100
Hi, lindsay. An inter...
What do you think?
I'm a drug addict?

1140
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:45,890
Do you think i'm on drugs? No, it's about
your mental health.

1141
01:07:46,090 --> 01:07:48,280
Or, i mean—
we're not really
sure what it is.

1142
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,150
Or maybe it's about attention
or, like, theresa dumped you.

1143
01:07:51,350 --> 01:07:52,720
Okay, well, then how
about fucking this?

1144
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:55,650
I saw theresa and we're good.
We talked.

1145
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,820
Oh, yeah?

1146
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,990
Okay, well, maybe it's about
dad never being around.

1147
01:08:01,190 --> 01:08:02,350
I saw dad.

1148
01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:04,780
He says hi to everybody.

1149
01:08:04,970 --> 01:08:08,910
Yeah, he lives in cleveland.
He claims to be sober,

1150
01:08:09,110 --> 01:08:11,320
And he was pretty apologetic
about how he left.

1151
01:08:11,930 --> 01:08:13,360
You saw dad?

1152
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,030
Yeah, we were
in a limousine together.

1153
01:08:16,220 --> 01:08:20,330
Uh, wayne brady, um,
i guess found him
and put him on a private jet.

1154
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,730
Wayne brady's friends with dad?

1155
01:08:24,930 --> 01:08:26,540
I'm not sure if wayne
brady's friends with him,

1156
01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:28,630
But yeah, that's what dad said.

1157
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:31,370
There are a lot of people in
this room who really love you.

1158
01:08:31,570 --> 01:08:32,800
So why don't you just
sit for a while.

1159
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,070
Hey, hey. Tommy? What?

1160
01:08:35,270 --> 01:08:36,120
Just sit down.

1161
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,810
No offense, but this woman
is ridiculously expensive,

1162
01:08:39,010 --> 01:08:40,300
So please, thank you.

1163
01:08:41,170 --> 01:08:45,510
Okay, we hired someone.
We hired someone to search
for your dark web show.

1164
01:08:45,710 --> 01:08:47,220
They found nothing, honey.

1165
01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:51,440
No thanks, buddy.

1166
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:57,940
Well, maybe the person that
you hired is part of the game.

1167
01:08:58,140 --> 01:09:00,180
Have you brainiacs
ever thought of that?

1168
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:03,150
Maybe it's a setup. Oh, tommy.

1169
01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:06,660
Tommy, we've been down
this road so many times.

1170
01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:10,360
And it's not the first time
that you thought the world
was against you.

1171
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,070
It just happens
to be the latest.

1172
01:09:13,330 --> 01:09:15,250
Honey, please accept it.

1173
01:09:21,860 --> 01:09:24,050
There's a ninja
out the window right now.

1174
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:27,210
But don't look,
they'll just run away.
It'll make me look worse.

1175
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:28,220
There's no ninja.

1176
01:09:28,570 --> 01:09:30,340
What's that ninja doing?
Something really cool?

1177
01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:33,150
Like, some back flips,
some kicks,
or are they just chilling?

1178
01:09:33,350 --> 01:09:34,530
Just chilling.

1179
01:09:34,790 --> 01:09:36,230
That's disappointing.

1180
01:09:36,490 --> 01:09:39,260
Flips would've been cool. Okay, stop it. It's not funny.

1181
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,010
Used to be funny.

1182
01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:44,270
Uh, excuse me, uh, lindsay. Yes.

1183
01:09:44,470 --> 01:09:46,220
This is a lot to take in, um,

1184
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:48,620
And, um, i'm just wondering
before i make my decision

1185
01:09:48,820 --> 01:09:51,100
And we get to the letters,
if i can just take a minute.

1186
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:55,160
Um, just to process and then i'm
happy to get in. Is that okay?

1187
01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:57,420
Sure. Thank you.

1188
01:09:59,730 --> 01:10:02,470
Would you stop fucking snacking
and come with me, man?

1189
01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:04,810
That's all you ever say to me.

1190
01:10:05,010 --> 01:10:06,640
Stop snacking is all
i say to you?

1191
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,200
Yeah. That's not it.

1192
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,270
Oh, it isn't? No.

1193
01:10:10,470 --> 01:10:11,950
Well, that went really bad.

1194
01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:14,600
I can't believe one tooth
can change a face so much.

1195
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,300
Right? Oh! There, he's running.

1196
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,730
No, tommy. Go, go, go, go, go.

1197
01:10:17,930 --> 01:10:21,090
Oh, goddamn it.
I'm calling the police.

1198
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:29,280
Man, i gotta admit, this
has been a lot of fun.

1199
01:10:30,020 --> 01:10:31,790
I agree, man.

1200
01:10:31,990 --> 01:10:35,270
It's been great having
you part of it, james.
It really has.

1201
01:10:35,470 --> 01:10:39,410
Also, you should know
my name's not james.

1202
01:10:39,610 --> 01:10:43,720
It's walter.

1203
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,940
Is that true? Yes, that's true.

1204
01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:51,030
So why the fuck did you
tell me your name was james?

1205
01:10:51,230 --> 01:10:53,030
I didn't tell you my
name was james.

1206
01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:54,860
You just started
calling me james.

1207
01:10:55,060 --> 01:10:57,050
What?

1208
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,880
I just made up james? Yes, you did.

1209
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,000
But don't worry about it, man.

1210
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,320
Um—all right.

1211
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,710
We're friends now. Okay.

1212
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:13,140
Sorry i did that.So you should know my real name.

1213
01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:15,440
Yeah, i agree, man.

1214
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,850
Sometimes my brain
does shit, man.

1215
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,380
Well, walter, when i win this
fucking game, which i will...

1216
01:11:25,470 --> 01:11:27,630
I'd like to buy you
a place, man.

1217
01:11:27,830 --> 01:11:30,420
For reals? Hundred percent.
You deserve it, man.

1218
01:11:30,610 --> 01:11:31,850
No, no.You're a great fucking guy.

1219
01:11:32,050 --> 01:11:33,000
No, no, man. And i don't...

1220
01:11:33,430 --> 01:11:35,680
I don't want you
living like this.It's too much.

1221
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:36,900
We're friends, right?

1222
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,520
Yeah.So i got you.

1223
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:43,530
Listen to me.

1224
01:11:44,570 --> 01:11:47,430
Keep your head in the game, kid.

1225
01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:51,000
Remember what you're doing.
Remember the rules.

1226
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:55,280
You can win. Don't quit.

1227
01:11:59,810 --> 01:12:00,660
Okay.

1228
01:12:00,860 --> 01:12:02,100
You're good? Yeah.

1229
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,490
Okay. Me too.

1230
01:12:03,690 --> 01:12:06,650
Okay.

1231
01:12:06,850 --> 01:12:09,190
Boy, we are a toothless
bunch of old dudes, ain't we?

1232
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,750
Excuse me. Have you seen the guy
i was with, with the big beard?

1233
01:12:36,580 --> 01:12:39,150
What the fuck is going on?
James!

1234
01:12:42,290 --> 01:12:43,200
Walter!

1235
01:12:57,050 --> 01:12:58,690
Have you seen the guy i
was with, with the big beard?

1236
01:13:00,780 --> 01:13:02,030
It's a dark web reality show.

1237
01:13:02,230 --> 01:13:03,810
I'm being hunted,
i just can't be alone.

1238
01:13:04,010 --> 01:13:06,700
So that's why i came here,
cause my family
doesn't trust me. So...

1239
01:13:16,060 --> 01:13:18,130
I'd prefer to go home,
believe me, you know,

1240
01:13:18,330 --> 01:13:20,670
But it's only a couple
more days, so...

1241
01:13:25,540 --> 01:13:27,880
So i've got about
24 hours left, and then i win.

1242
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,110
That's it. That's it.

1243
01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:44,910
Wake up.

1244
01:13:49,870 --> 01:13:51,300
It's day 30, is it over?

1245
01:13:51,490 --> 01:13:53,220
Did i win?No.

1246
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:55,270
Then why are you here?

1247
01:13:55,790 --> 01:13:58,360
We're just here
to give you instructions
on the ending of the game.

1248
01:13:59,270 --> 01:14:00,190
Okay.

1249
01:14:01,010 --> 01:14:03,320
You can just bring out
the other ninjas,
i know they're here.

1250
01:14:11,330 --> 01:14:12,330
Hey.

1251
01:14:12,850 --> 01:14:14,800
So what happens now,
how does it end?

1252
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,450
There will be a limo.You need to get in it.

1253
01:14:17,650 --> 01:14:19,070
It will take you to the ending.

1254
01:14:19,770 --> 01:14:21,720
That's it. Those are
the instructions.

1255
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,280
Okay, where's the limo?

1256
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:26,110
I don't know, but, uh,
they did tell me to tell you

1257
01:14:26,310 --> 01:14:29,070
That you need to leave this area
to find the limo.

1258
01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:31,940
I have to leave here? Why?

1259
01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,860
They feel like the audience
is getting bored

1260
01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:35,600
Watching you sleeping
under this bridge.

1261
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,340
They feel like it's getting
a little depressing.

1262
01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:38,520
Really?

1263
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,690
It is a comedy, remember?

1264
01:14:40,890 --> 01:14:42,610
Well, i'm sorry i'm not being
more entertaining,

1265
01:14:42,810 --> 01:14:44,440
But people are trying
to murder me.

1266
01:14:44,630 --> 01:14:47,790
We get it. But they do want
a more exciting ending.

1267
01:14:47,990 --> 01:14:49,750
That's why we got rid
of walter in the first place.

1268
01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:52,400
They felt like your relationship
was too repetitive.

1269
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,880
You took walter?
You didn't hurt him, did you?

1270
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:59,760
No, he's sleeping in a motel
right now until
you either win or die.

1271
01:14:59,950 --> 01:15:01,630
He's quite happy
with the set up.

1272
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:03,540
Well i'm sure he is.

1273
01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:07,200
We recommend that you find
someone getting outta here

1274
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:08,820
And you follow them.

1275
01:15:09,210 --> 01:15:11,170
The limo will find you. Okay.

1276
01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:13,220
Maybe her?

1277
01:15:42,810 --> 01:15:45,370
Sir, why'd you follow me?

1278
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,020
Oh, i wasn't following you.

1279
01:15:47,220 --> 01:15:49,600
We just both happened to be
doing the same thing.

1280
01:15:58,970 --> 01:16:01,050
How are you doing, mr. Walcott?

1281
01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:05,340
Boy, you have been
one hell of a contestant.

1282
01:16:05,540 --> 01:16:07,100
Excuse me, can you see him?

1283
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,880
Stop talking to me.

1284
01:16:11,530 --> 01:16:14,390
Mm-Hmm. Woah.

1285
01:16:14,590 --> 01:16:16,700
I'm not alone. We're together.

1286
01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:20,840
You will be.
And i'm a patient man.

1287
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:22,330
Do you mind if i ask you
a question?

1288
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:24,550
Go ahead.

1289
01:16:27,030 --> 01:16:28,860
Have you figured it out?

1290
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:33,770
That this whole game
was set up just for you?

1291
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,520
All that michael jackson shit.

1292
01:16:38,650 --> 01:16:41,430
You and your dad
playing video games,

1293
01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,920
And your ex
with ellen degeneres.

1294
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:51,400
So then who are you?

1295
01:16:51,790 --> 01:16:55,580
I think maybe you watched
a few too many westerns, huh?

1296
01:18:30,150 --> 01:18:31,110
Hi.

1297
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,290
Me again. Hi.

1298
01:18:34,590 --> 01:18:36,730
So, you been having fun?

1299
01:18:36,930 --> 01:18:38,800
Did you just ask
if i was having fun?

1300
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,850
Um... Yes?

1301
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,760
No! I'm not having fun!

1302
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:44,780
Okay.

1303
01:18:45,340 --> 01:18:48,030
This has been
a goddamn nightmare,
andy samberg.

1304
01:18:48,230 --> 01:18:50,610
Well i'm sorry to hear that.
But truth be told...

1305
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:54,260
Since i last saw you,
things haven't been
that great for me either. So...

1306
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,780
Been on
a little bit of a bender.

1307
01:18:58,980 --> 01:19:01,310
You've been on a bender? Lot of ups and downs.

1308
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,450
Currently in a big down.

1309
01:19:05,670 --> 01:19:10,150
In a big down.
Thus, me, back here with you.

1310
01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:12,530
For a little money gig. What do you even want?

1311
01:19:12,730 --> 01:19:13,750
You know what,
you're actually totally right.

1312
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,120
I'm gonna keep this moving

1313
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:17,720
So i can get paid, you can
be on your way, and i can...

1314
01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:22,810
I'm just kidding!

1315
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:24,900
No more of that.

1316
01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:26,800
Just getting my money so i can
pay everyone back that i owe.

1317
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,330
If you're watching,
i'm just joking around,

1318
01:19:28,530 --> 01:19:30,260
You're gonna get your money.
Here we go.

1319
01:19:31,650 --> 01:19:34,030
Thomas walcott.
Smelly, no tooth.

1320
01:19:34,230 --> 01:19:35,940
Doesn't really say that,
i was just joking.

1321
01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:39,080
Gotta keep it light.
Congratulations.
You have made it to the limo.

1322
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:42,250
But the game is not over.
You have a choice.

1323
01:19:42,450 --> 01:19:45,480
Do you want to continue playing,
or end it now,

1324
01:19:45,670 --> 01:19:48,580
And return to your home safely
but receive no money?

1325
01:19:52,540 --> 01:19:54,400
I'm gonna do it. Really?

1326
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:58,440
Yeah, really.
I've come this far,
i need to finish what i started.

1327
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,840
Why would you—
you know what? Fine.

1328
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,070
I get paid more
if you keep going, so great.

1329
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,590
He wants to keep going.
Let's keep going.

1330
01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:09,860
Jesus fucking christ.

1331
01:20:12,380 --> 01:20:14,460
Hey uh, would you do me a favor?
Roll your window down.

1332
01:20:14,660 --> 01:20:16,650
You're pretty ripe.

1333
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:21,870
Thank you.

1334
01:20:32,450 --> 01:20:35,970
Okay. Good luck, man.

1335
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,600
Hey, boo.

1336
01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:01,120
Can i talk to you? I got some
information about maddy.

1337
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:04,420
Hey, tommy, come this way.
Towards me.

1338
01:21:04,620 --> 01:21:06,600
We're friends with charlie. Sinbad...

1339
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,210
Come here. Fuck.

1340
01:21:08,410 --> 01:21:09,920
Tommy.

1341
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,020
Tommy!

1342
01:21:35,550 --> 01:21:37,510
Holy shit.

1343
01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:40,760
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

1344
01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:51,610
I won! I won! I won!

1345
01:22:01,490 --> 01:22:06,280
Where are the fucking guys?
I won!

1346
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:14,250
It's been 30 days. The limo
picked me up, i made it!

1347
01:22:14,850 --> 01:22:16,910
I told you when
we were sitting here,

1348
01:22:17,110 --> 01:22:19,320
Your game was beatable,
and it was.

1349
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:21,120
And i beat you!

1350
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:24,940
You tried to break me,
but you failed at that too.

1351
01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:27,510
You actually made me stronger.

1352
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,810
You wanna know why?
'cause i learned things.

1353
01:22:30,010 --> 01:22:33,260
First of all, i got over my ex.
Check mark.

1354
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,950
Second of all, i saw my dad.
Thank you.

1355
01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:38,920
Fucking check mark.

1356
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:42,610
Third of all, i met a new woman
and she's excellent.

1357
01:22:42,810 --> 01:22:44,010
So how's this?

1358
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:51,310
I know that i won, and you
owe me a million dollars,

1359
01:22:51,510 --> 01:22:55,160
And i'm not leaving
until you bring it to me.

1360
01:23:05,430 --> 01:23:08,030
Just gimme my goddamn money
so i can get on with my life

1361
01:23:08,220 --> 01:23:09,690
For fuck's sake.

1362
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:27,090
Congratulations.
You survived 30 days.

1363
01:23:27,290 --> 01:23:31,660
You are our first winner! You won our game!

1364
01:23:31,860 --> 01:23:34,370
How does it feel to be a winner?

1365
01:23:36,020 --> 01:23:38,800
Pretty good.
Pretty good.

1366
01:23:38,990 --> 01:23:40,170
Stoked for you, tommy.

1367
01:23:40,370 --> 01:23:43,600
Thanks, man. You helped
me a lot. All you guys did.

1368
01:23:44,070 --> 01:23:46,060
I mean, not you, samurai.

1369
01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:49,250
I just met you. Interviewer 1:
and you remember this guy.

1370
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:53,000
You beat me, ya prick.

1371
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,550
Even that was scary.

1372
01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:58,610
What is this?

1373
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:02,270
This is danish kroner.
It's the currency of greenland.

1374
01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:05,780
Thank you. And i'm really glad
you didn't kill me.

1375
01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:07,520
You're very welcome.

1376
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,090
I think i learned
from this game,

1377
01:24:09,290 --> 01:24:11,830
I'm ready to shake things up.
Let's try new things.

1378
01:24:12,030 --> 01:24:13,050
Yeah.

1379
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:18,020
I fucking won!
I won the game!

1380
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,100
Fuck yeah!

1381
01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:27,860
Wow! What a fucked-Up game!

1382
01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:41,040
Was it dangerous? Uh, yeah,
it actually really was.

1383
01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:44,000
Was it worth it? Hmm.

1384
01:24:45,350 --> 01:24:49,840
You bet your ass it was.
'cause we're talking
a million dollars.

1385
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:51,450
And i won.

1386
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:55,480
So i'd like to thank you
guys for fucking nothing,

1387
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:57,810
Because you didn't
believe in me,

1388
01:24:58,010 --> 01:25:00,050
And you were wrong
and i was right.

1389
01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:01,970
And you all have egg
on your face.

1390
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:03,720
So what do you have
to say for yourselves?

1391
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:08,620
I'm glad you fixed your tooth,
'cause it really
looked terrible.

1392
01:25:08,820 --> 01:25:11,680
Comedically.
I preferred it before.So you won.

1393
01:25:12,210 --> 01:25:16,170
So does that,
does that mean you're,
you're a millionaire now, honey?

1394
01:25:16,780 --> 01:25:21,030
Uh, obviously with this game,
there's always twists and turns

1395
01:25:21,230 --> 01:25:22,590
And it's happened
with the currency.

1396
01:25:22,790 --> 01:25:23,770
What's the twist
with the currency?

1397
01:25:23,970 --> 01:25:25,050
Yeah, how much-
How much did you—

1398
01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:27,160
I wonder what the twist
is with the currency.

1399
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:28,820
Are you a millionaire or not?

1400
01:25:29,020 --> 01:25:30,010
Yeah, so. Of course.

1401
01:25:30,570 --> 01:25:32,560
Yeah, so the way they're doing
the payment on this one is uh,

1402
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:37,360
It's four grand a month
for, i think it's 250 months.

1403
01:25:37,710 --> 01:25:40,220
And it's in
greenlandic currency.
So i don't know the conversion.

1404
01:25:40,420 --> 01:25:42,610
That's very interesting.
Greenlandic currency.

1405
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:44,700
I wonder where that
terrible idea came from.

1406
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:46,810
Not so bad!
That's, like, 12 years.

1407
01:25:47,010 --> 01:25:48,990
Yeah. Okay well, that's it.
I'm done.

1408
01:25:49,190 --> 01:25:51,100
Uh, wayne brady, big fan.

1409
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:52,250
Yeah.Aw, thank you.

1410
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:54,100
Uh, you wanna grab lunch
or something, or are you down?

1411
01:25:54,300 --> 01:25:56,110
Yeah, yeah, no i'm down. Great. Awesome. Yeah, cool.

1412
01:25:56,310 --> 01:25:58,300
Thank you. Alright,
well good to see everybody.

1413
01:25:59,170 --> 01:26:01,460
It's just like a lot,
you know what i mean?

1414
01:26:01,660 --> 01:26:03,330
Hey, thank you.

1415
01:26:03,530 --> 01:26:06,510
So, what are you
gonna tell maddy if she asks
about the game?

1416
01:26:06,710 --> 01:26:08,180
I'm gonna tell her the truth.

1417
01:26:08,380 --> 01:26:11,400
The game's over.
Time to move on.

1418
01:26:12,570 --> 01:26:16,000
Alright. Here goes nothing.
Now or never.

1419
01:26:16,190 --> 01:26:17,790
Yeah, here goes nothing.

1420
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:20,800
You want me to come with you?

1421
01:26:21,230 --> 01:26:24,000
No, no. I wanna do it
on my own. But thanks.

1422
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:25,740
I'll see you back at the
apartment, though, all right?

1423
01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:27,190
Come on, hug it up.

1424
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:29,840
Thanks. I'll see you back
at home, okay? Yeah, i'll see you at home.

1425
01:26:30,030 --> 01:26:31,630
Alright. You're the best.

1426
01:30:09,590 --> 01:30:10,670
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