1 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:06,681 {\an8}Hey, Rod, do they have nude beaches in Florida? 2 00:02:06,722 --> 00:02:09,391 {\an8}Where are my magazines? I'm sure I left them here somewhere. 3 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,144 {\an8}Leslie! 4 00:02:11,185 --> 00:02:14,522 {\an8}Leslie, what'd you do with my gol-darn golf balls? 5 00:02:14,564 --> 00:02:16,232 {\an8}Fifteen and a half sun block. 6 00:02:16,816 --> 00:02:17,918 Father, could I get a string bikini in Florida? 7 00:02:17,942 --> 00:02:19,777 Make sure you pack your beach towel. 8 00:02:19,819 --> 00:02:23,156 - Nobody can order pizza in this house. - Where are my golf balls? 9 00:02:23,197 --> 00:02:26,617 - You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy... - Check in your pockets. 10 00:02:26,659 --> 00:02:28,911 All right, has anybody seen my sun block? 11 00:02:28,953 --> 00:02:32,290 What's the point of going to Florida if you're gonna put on sun block? 12 00:02:32,331 --> 00:02:35,334 I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. I'm getting toasted. 13 00:02:35,376 --> 00:02:39,255 Great. Now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin. 14 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:43,384 He's just jealous 'cause he can't tan. His freckles just connect. 15 00:02:43,885 --> 00:02:47,889 Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal. The rubber sheets are packed. 16 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:52,018 {\an8}Vicky says she wants to go with "Ding." Behind "Ding" is 200 points. 17 00:02:52,059 --> 00:02:54,145 All right. Good for you. 18 00:02:56,481 --> 00:02:58,941 Two hundred points. All right. 19 00:03:01,861 --> 00:03:04,113 - Honey, are you packed yet? - Yes. 20 00:03:05,531 --> 00:03:06,991 Yes. 21 00:03:08,785 --> 00:03:11,954 - Everything I put out for you? - Yes. 22 00:03:13,247 --> 00:03:14,540 Yes. 23 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:17,710 Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip? 24 00:03:17,752 --> 00:03:20,338 Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? 25 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:24,884 Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool. 26 00:03:25,635 --> 00:03:27,345 How exciting. 27 00:03:28,262 --> 00:03:31,849 Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida. 28 00:03:31,891 --> 00:03:34,018 Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees? 29 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:37,021 How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom? 30 00:03:37,063 --> 00:03:41,025 We'll find a nice, fake silver one or decorate a palm tree. 31 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:43,903 Goodbye, everybody. 32 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:46,656 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 33 00:03:46,697 --> 00:03:49,534 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 34 00:03:49,575 --> 00:03:52,203 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 35 00:03:52,245 --> 00:03:56,791 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759... 36 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,460 Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are? 37 00:03:59,502 --> 00:04:01,838 Yeah, I put it in the charger. 38 00:04:13,683 --> 00:04:15,852 - How's this? - Much better. 39 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,062 Hey, Kevin, you better go put your tie on. 40 00:04:19,105 --> 00:04:21,041 We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant. 41 00:04:21,065 --> 00:04:23,276 My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there, 42 00:04:23,317 --> 00:04:25,319 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. 43 00:04:25,361 --> 00:04:27,905 He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, 44 00:04:27,947 --> 00:04:30,867 I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. 45 00:04:31,534 --> 00:04:33,369 Whatever that means. 46 00:04:35,121 --> 00:04:36,456 I'm sure he was kidding. 47 00:04:36,497 --> 00:04:41,377 Just run in there and get your tie, get out, and don't look at anything. 48 00:04:43,588 --> 00:04:47,425 Well, this cat they're talking about 49 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:50,261 I wonder who could it be 50 00:04:50,303 --> 00:04:53,264 'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat 51 00:04:53,306 --> 00:04:56,684 The heaviest cat you ever did see 52 00:04:56,726 --> 00:04:59,604 When they see me walking down the street 53 00:04:59,645 --> 00:05:02,398 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 54 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,525 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 55 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:10,072 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 56 00:05:12,575 --> 00:05:16,829 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 57 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:21,334 You're cooking, Frankie! 58 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:32,804 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 59 00:05:32,845 --> 00:05:36,641 Lit up like a star 60 00:05:36,682 --> 00:05:40,061 When I see my Christmas tree 61 00:05:40,103 --> 00:05:43,940 Can loved ones be far? 62 00:05:43,981 --> 00:05:47,360 Christmas tree, I'm certain 63 00:05:47,401 --> 00:05:50,905 Wherever I roam... 64 00:05:50,947 --> 00:05:53,741 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie. 65 00:05:53,783 --> 00:05:56,410 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank. 66 00:05:56,452 --> 00:05:59,455 Okay. Frank... Frank! 67 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:08,381 Christmastime means laughter 68 00:06:08,422 --> 00:06:12,176 Toboggans in the snow 69 00:06:12,218 --> 00:06:15,179 Caroling to children 70 00:06:15,221 --> 00:06:17,223 With faces aglow 71 00:06:19,142 --> 00:06:22,645 Stockings on the mantel 72 00:06:22,687 --> 00:06:26,149 A wreath on the door 73 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:29,694 And my merriest Christmas 74 00:06:29,735 --> 00:06:30,820 Stop it! 75 00:06:30,862 --> 00:06:33,656 Needs just one thing more 76 00:06:33,698 --> 00:06:37,034 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 77 00:06:37,076 --> 00:06:39,120 Lit up like... 78 00:06:53,468 --> 00:06:54,760 Kevin! 79 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:04,979 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 80 00:07:10,693 --> 00:07:13,070 I'd like to apologize to my family 81 00:07:13,112 --> 00:07:15,364 for whatever displeasure I might have caused you. 82 00:07:15,406 --> 00:07:16,574 What? 83 00:07:16,616 --> 00:07:19,285 My prank was immature and ill-timed. 84 00:07:19,786 --> 00:07:23,623 Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious. 85 00:07:25,374 --> 00:07:28,294 I'd also like to apologize to my brother. 86 00:07:29,086 --> 00:07:31,547 Kevin, I'm sorry. 87 00:07:33,549 --> 00:07:36,427 Buzz, that was very nice. 88 00:07:41,641 --> 00:07:44,936 Kevin, do you have something to say? 89 00:08:02,245 --> 00:08:04,872 Beat that, you little trout sniffer. 90 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:12,755 I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me. 91 00:08:12,797 --> 00:08:15,466 And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. 92 00:08:15,508 --> 00:08:17,969 And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, 93 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:21,013 I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. 94 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:24,976 Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway? 95 00:08:25,017 --> 00:08:26,144 Kevin! 96 00:08:26,185 --> 00:08:28,771 Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor. 97 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:32,316 - Yeah, with me. - So what else is new? 98 00:08:32,358 --> 00:08:34,902 You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. 99 00:08:34,944 --> 00:08:36,988 Your dad's paying good money for it. 100 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:40,366 I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 101 00:08:45,121 --> 00:08:47,373 What a troubled young man. 102 00:08:51,794 --> 00:08:54,172 They're all a bunch of jerks. 103 00:08:55,548 --> 00:08:56,674 Hi. 104 00:08:58,843 --> 00:09:00,863 You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip 105 00:09:00,887 --> 00:09:03,723 we had a problem that started just like this. 106 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:05,975 Yeah, with me getting crapped on. 107 00:09:06,017 --> 00:09:07,685 I don't care for your choice of words. 108 00:09:07,727 --> 00:09:10,497 That's not what happened last time, that's not what's happening this time. 109 00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:12,690 Buzz apologized to you. 110 00:09:12,732 --> 00:09:15,401 Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. 111 00:09:15,443 --> 00:09:18,613 He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you. 112 00:09:18,654 --> 00:09:22,658 Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? 113 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,453 When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, 114 00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:26,579 you can come down. 115 00:09:26,621 --> 00:09:30,875 I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. 116 00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:33,085 Then you can stay up here the rest of the night. 117 00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:37,381 Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. 118 00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:39,675 And d'you know what? If I had my own money, 119 00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:43,721 I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. 120 00:09:43,763 --> 00:09:46,599 And I'd have the most fun in my whole life. 121 00:09:46,641 --> 00:09:49,727 Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year. 122 00:09:49,769 --> 00:09:51,354 I hope so. 123 00:10:40,153 --> 00:10:42,655 - We did it again! - We did it again! 124 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:55,811 Okay, our McCallisters in the first van, the other McCallisters in the second van. 125 00:10:55,835 --> 00:10:57,312 I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, 126 00:10:57,336 --> 00:10:59,797 but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls. 127 00:10:59,839 --> 00:11:01,608 - Frank, do you have the tickets? - I've got them. 128 00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:03,994 Here's your family's. I've got my family's. 129 00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:05,219 How many do you have? 130 00:11:05,261 --> 00:11:06,471 - Seven. - Seven. 131 00:11:06,512 --> 00:11:08,347 - Fourteen. - Fourteen. 132 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:16,147 Seven, eight, nine, ten... 133 00:11:16,189 --> 00:11:17,416 How come none of us are sitting together? 134 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,501 At this time of the year, we're lucky to get on the same plane. 135 00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:22,528 Eleven, twelve, thirteen... 136 00:11:24,822 --> 00:11:26,407 Where's Kevin? 137 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:28,701 Fourteen. 138 00:11:28,743 --> 00:11:33,623 It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me. 139 00:11:43,591 --> 00:11:45,551 - Come on, Kevin. - Dad, I need batteries. 140 00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:48,197 I got some batteries in my bag. I'll give them to you on the plane. 141 00:11:48,221 --> 00:11:50,407 - Here's two more. - Why can't I get them now? I can get them. 142 00:11:50,431 --> 00:11:54,894 - Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number? - H17, sir. 143 00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:56,104 - Here you go. - Thank you. 144 00:11:56,145 --> 00:11:58,272 Hey, you better hurry up. It's the last gate. 145 00:11:58,314 --> 00:11:59,524 - All the way down. - Wow. 146 00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:02,443 - Dad, what gate is it? - H17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin. 147 00:12:02,485 --> 00:12:06,531 Kevin, you gonna take my bag? You take my bag? Come on. Come on. 148 00:12:30,555 --> 00:12:32,890 Watch it, watch it, watch it. 149 00:12:33,558 --> 00:12:38,604 American Airlines flight 226 to New York is now in the final boarding process. 150 00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,277 Come on, come on. 151 00:12:46,571 --> 00:12:48,114 Dad, wait up! 152 00:12:53,119 --> 00:12:54,704 Dad, wait up! 153 00:12:55,663 --> 00:12:57,039 Wait up! 154 00:12:58,207 --> 00:12:59,292 Wait! 155 00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:02,795 - Look out! Look out! - Come on, come on, come on! 156 00:13:08,092 --> 00:13:09,760 Dad, wait! 157 00:13:15,016 --> 00:13:16,851 Here we are. Here. 158 00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:24,275 - We made it all. - Everybody here? We made it? All right. 159 00:13:24,317 --> 00:13:26,587 Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave. 160 00:13:26,611 --> 00:13:28,255 - Let me just make sure everyone gets on. - Come on. 161 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:30,823 Don't worry, ma'am, we'll get everybody on the flight. 162 00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:33,117 - Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight. - Merry Christmas. 163 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:34,827 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 164 00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:40,875 Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me! 165 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,587 - Cutting it kind of close. - Yeah, sorry. 166 00:13:44,629 --> 00:13:46,839 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you. 167 00:13:46,881 --> 00:13:48,382 Dad, wait up! 168 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:50,593 Wait! 169 00:13:52,094 --> 00:13:53,262 I'm sorry. 170 00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:56,766 - That's all right. Are you on this flight? - Yeah, so is my family. 171 00:13:56,808 --> 00:13:59,328 They're already on the plane, and I don't want to be left behind. 172 00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:01,979 - Do you have a boarding pass? - It's somewhere. 173 00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:03,540 We have to close up here. They're ready to go. 174 00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:06,150 - He dropped his boarding pass. - This plane can't leave. 175 00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:08,903 This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas. 176 00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:10,655 Are you sure your family's on this flight? 177 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:14,283 Yeah. My dad ran in here right before I bumped into this lady. 178 00:14:14,325 --> 00:14:18,454 Okay, board him, but make sure he locates his family before you leave him. 179 00:14:18,496 --> 00:14:20,123 Okay. Come on. 180 00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:25,878 Do you see your family? 181 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,674 - There's my dad over there. - Okay. Well, go find an empty seat. 182 00:14:29,715 --> 00:14:30,901 - Have a merry Christmas. - You, too. 183 00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:33,570 Ladies and gentlemen, in order for the captain to push back from the gate, 184 00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:36,594 we need all passengers to be seated with their seat belts securely fastened. 185 00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:07,753 So, have you ever been to Florida? 186 00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:37,116 Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 nonstop to New York... 187 00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:50,838 Boy, I didn't think we were going to make it. 188 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:55,343 Something wrong? Honey? 189 00:15:56,177 --> 00:15:58,095 I have that feeling. 190 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:00,723 We forgot something? 191 00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:05,728 No, I don't think we did, but I... I just have that feeling. 192 00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:07,438 Bad memories, that's all. 193 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,484 We did everything, we brought everything, we have everybody. 194 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,529 There's nothing to worry about. 195 00:16:15,988 --> 00:16:20,201 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine. 196 00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:23,079 Nothing to worry about. 197 00:16:42,557 --> 00:16:43,933 Mom? 198 00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:46,769 Dad? 199 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,355 Uncle Frank? 200 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,316 Buzz? 201 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:03,786 - We're the last ones off the plane. - Okay, thanks. 202 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,333 Where are those guys? 203 00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:16,733 - Whose is this? - That's Brooke's. 204 00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:19,302 This is Megan's. Brooke. Give this to Brooke. 205 00:17:19,343 --> 00:17:23,264 - This to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. - Give this... Give this to Kevin. 206 00:17:23,306 --> 00:17:25,349 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 207 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:26,851 - Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 208 00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:31,481 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 209 00:17:31,522 --> 00:17:34,484 - Give this to Kevin. - Here you go, Kevin. 210 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:55,588 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here. 211 00:17:56,589 --> 00:17:57,924 What? 212 00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:02,970 Kevin! 213 00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:33,960 Excuse me, but this is an emergency. 214 00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:38,005 - Yes, sir? - What city is that over there? 215 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:44,220 - That's New York, sir. - Yikes, I did it again. 216 00:18:49,308 --> 00:18:51,310 Something wrong, sir? 217 00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:55,481 I'll be fine. 218 00:19:04,824 --> 00:19:08,995 Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. 219 00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:13,166 My family's in Florida. 220 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:17,128 I'm in New York. 221 00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:53,998 Thanks! Bye! 222 00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:28,991 Wow. 223 00:21:03,776 --> 00:21:05,528 What's the child's name? 224 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:08,406 - Kevin. K-E-V-I-N. - Kevin. 225 00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:11,826 - When did you see him last? - Curbside check-in? 226 00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:15,663 No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal. 227 00:21:16,289 --> 00:21:19,625 Most people get separated at security checkpoints. 228 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:22,753 - Did everyone get through security? - I don't know. Peter? 229 00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:26,674 We were in a hurry. We were in a hurry. We had to run all the way to the gate. 230 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:29,343 When did you notice he was missing? 231 00:21:30,303 --> 00:21:33,014 When we picked up our baggage here. 232 00:21:33,973 --> 00:21:35,600 Has the boy ever run away from home? 233 00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:37,101 - No. - No. 234 00:21:37,143 --> 00:21:41,022 Has he ever been in a situation where he's been on his own? 235 00:21:44,984 --> 00:21:48,404 As a matter of fact, this has happened before. 236 00:21:48,446 --> 00:21:52,617 It's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition. 237 00:21:52,658 --> 00:21:55,828 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. 238 00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:10,843 He was left at home by accident last year. 239 00:22:11,677 --> 00:22:13,221 Yeah, that's what my wife meant 240 00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:17,350 when she said it's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition. 241 00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:23,272 We'll call Chicago and notify them of the situation. 242 00:22:23,314 --> 00:22:27,318 - The odds are that's where he is. - Thanks. 243 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,321 It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else. 244 00:22:45,753 --> 00:22:47,713 Watch out, kid! 245 00:23:00,101 --> 00:23:02,228 Yo, where's your manifest? 246 00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:11,237 Here we are, Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. 247 00:23:12,738 --> 00:23:15,783 - Smell that? - Yeah. 248 00:23:15,825 --> 00:23:17,452 - You know what that is? - Fish. 249 00:23:18,786 --> 00:23:21,664 - It's freedom. - No, it's fish. 250 00:23:22,331 --> 00:23:26,711 - It's freedom, and it's money. - Okay, okay. It's freedom. 251 00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:29,547 Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us. 252 00:23:29,589 --> 00:23:31,257 And it's fish. 253 00:23:37,221 --> 00:23:42,393 Yup, one quick score. We get ourselves a couple of phony passports 254 00:23:42,435 --> 00:23:45,897 and we hightail it to some foreign country. 255 00:23:45,938 --> 00:23:47,440 Arizona? 256 00:23:52,612 --> 00:23:58,242 That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus? 257 00:23:58,284 --> 00:24:02,371 Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. 258 00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:05,124 We're the Sticky Bandits. 259 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:08,795 Real cute. Very cute. 260 00:24:25,853 --> 00:24:29,774 "The Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience." 261 00:24:42,995 --> 00:24:44,330 Sick. 262 00:25:41,762 --> 00:25:45,224 - What's the matter? - Thought I saw something. 263 00:26:01,115 --> 00:26:03,868 Serves you right. Come on, let's go! 264 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:05,995 I think she likes me. 265 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,826 Excuse me. Where's the lobby? 266 00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:47,829 - Down the hall and to the left. - Thanks. 267 00:27:01,551 --> 00:27:02,844 Wow! 268 00:27:11,561 --> 00:27:13,980 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 269 00:27:14,021 --> 00:27:16,816 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 270 00:27:16,858 --> 00:27:19,485 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 271 00:27:19,527 --> 00:27:25,533 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759-3000. 272 00:27:27,034 --> 00:27:28,786 I'll do just that. 273 00:27:29,912 --> 00:27:32,790 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. 274 00:27:32,832 --> 00:27:37,462 I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra-large bed, a TV, 275 00:27:37,503 --> 00:27:41,090 and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. 276 00:27:41,132 --> 00:27:42,884 Credit card? You got it. 277 00:27:46,971 --> 00:27:49,223 Plaza Hotel reservations. May I help you? 278 00:27:49,265 --> 00:27:50,475 Howdy-do. 279 00:27:50,516 --> 00:27:53,895 - This is Peter McCallister, the father. - Yes, sir. 280 00:27:53,936 --> 00:27:56,189 - I'd like a hotel room, please... - Yes. 281 00:27:56,230 --> 00:28:01,402 ...with an extra-large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators 282 00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:03,738 you have to open with a key. 283 00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,980 Yes, sir, you'll need a major credit card upon check-in. 284 00:28:06,365 --> 00:28:08,701 Credit card? You got it. 285 00:28:09,535 --> 00:28:11,871 Thank you. Enjoy your stay. 286 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:18,377 Yes, two at 8:00, Henri, Mr. Yamamoto. 287 00:28:19,253 --> 00:28:21,130 Hold on a second. 288 00:28:25,092 --> 00:28:27,220 I'll call you back, Henri. 289 00:28:29,764 --> 00:28:30,932 Hi. 290 00:28:35,394 --> 00:28:38,773 - Can I help you? - Reservation for McCallister? 291 00:28:40,775 --> 00:28:43,027 A reservation for yourself? 292 00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:45,613 Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. 293 00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:47,865 I'm barely able to look over this counter. 294 00:28:47,907 --> 00:28:50,535 How could I make a reservation for a hotel room? 295 00:28:50,576 --> 00:28:56,415 Think about it, a kid going into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so. 296 00:28:58,042 --> 00:28:59,919 I'm confused. 297 00:28:59,961 --> 00:29:03,923 I'm traveling with my dad. He's on business. He's at a meeting. 298 00:29:03,965 --> 00:29:06,884 I hate meetings, plus I'm not allowed to go in. 299 00:29:06,926 --> 00:29:11,597 I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So my dad dropped me off here. 300 00:29:12,682 --> 00:29:16,018 He gave me his credit card and said whoever was checking people in 301 00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:19,564 to let me in the hotel room so I won't get into mischief, 302 00:29:19,605 --> 00:29:22,608 and, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. 303 00:29:23,901 --> 00:29:25,361 We all do. 304 00:29:27,947 --> 00:29:29,699 Merry Christmas. 305 00:29:31,075 --> 00:29:32,785 No sign of him. 306 00:29:33,411 --> 00:29:35,331 We're gonna have to be able to get a hold of you. 307 00:29:35,371 --> 00:29:37,540 - You have hotel arrangements? - Yeah. 308 00:29:37,582 --> 00:29:40,376 Do you have a recent photo of the boy? 309 00:29:41,961 --> 00:29:44,046 I have one in my wallet. 310 00:29:45,089 --> 00:29:47,133 I don't have my wallet. 311 00:29:47,842 --> 00:29:49,760 My wallet's in my bag. 312 00:29:50,344 --> 00:29:51,989 Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport. 313 00:29:52,013 --> 00:29:54,265 He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet. 314 00:29:54,307 --> 00:29:57,435 - Did you have credit cards in the wallet? - Credit cards, money. 315 00:29:57,477 --> 00:30:01,189 We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. If your son has the cards, 316 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:04,817 we can get a location on him when and if he uses them. 317 00:30:04,859 --> 00:30:07,737 No, I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card. 318 00:30:10,615 --> 00:30:12,283 Wow! It worked. 319 00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:17,747 - Cedric. - Yes? 320 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:21,334 - Don't count your tips in public. - I'm sorry. 321 00:30:21,876 --> 00:30:26,005 And find out everything you can about that young fellow. 322 00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:28,841 Front, please. 323 00:30:33,554 --> 00:30:35,473 Enjoy your stay with us. 324 00:30:35,515 --> 00:30:39,102 And don't forget to remind your dad when he arrives 325 00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:41,562 that he has to come down and sign a couple of things. 326 00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:43,856 Thank you. You've been most helpful. 327 00:30:43,898 --> 00:30:45,942 May I take your bag, sir? 328 00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:51,989 Up here to your left. 329 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:55,326 You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor. 330 00:30:55,368 --> 00:30:58,704 - The vacuum guy? - No, the president. 331 00:31:04,085 --> 00:31:06,838 This is one of our finest suites, sir. 332 00:31:14,929 --> 00:31:16,639 This is great! 333 00:31:22,061 --> 00:31:24,981 Wow! A huge bed just for me! 334 00:31:32,321 --> 00:31:34,740 Luxurious and spacious. 335 00:31:41,414 --> 00:31:43,082 How convenient! 336 00:31:46,419 --> 00:31:47,587 Hey! 337 00:31:50,089 --> 00:31:53,885 Did you want me to put the key in the bag or did you just want to hang on to it? 338 00:31:53,926 --> 00:31:55,761 I'll hang on to it. 339 00:31:58,848 --> 00:32:00,558 Is everything all right, sir? 340 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,144 - Is the temperature in the room okay? - It's okay. 341 00:32:03,186 --> 00:32:07,231 - Do you know how the TV works? - I'm 10 years old. TV's my life. 342 00:32:08,149 --> 00:32:09,442 Well... 343 00:32:13,446 --> 00:32:14,947 I'm sorry. 344 00:32:19,786 --> 00:32:22,872 And there's plenty more where that came from. 345 00:32:24,832 --> 00:32:26,292 Thank you. 346 00:32:53,736 --> 00:32:56,948 Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs? 347 00:32:56,989 --> 00:32:58,157 No. 348 00:32:59,033 --> 00:33:00,409 Thanks. 349 00:33:13,297 --> 00:33:14,507 Yikes! 350 00:33:36,404 --> 00:33:38,448 This is a vacation. 351 00:33:39,615 --> 00:33:41,951 Hold it right there. 352 00:33:41,993 --> 00:33:43,828 It's me, Johnny. 353 00:33:43,870 --> 00:33:48,166 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 354 00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:53,504 - Two scoops, sir? - Two? Make it three. I'm not driving. 355 00:33:53,546 --> 00:33:56,007 It's gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. 356 00:33:56,883 --> 00:33:57,967 Thank you. 357 00:33:58,009 --> 00:34:01,179 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 358 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:03,681 I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night. 359 00:34:03,723 --> 00:34:06,517 She was not! She was smooching with your brother. 360 00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:10,187 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 361 00:34:10,229 --> 00:34:12,147 - That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny. - See? 362 00:34:12,190 --> 00:34:15,359 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 363 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:20,071 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 364 00:34:20,114 --> 00:34:24,743 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, I could go on forever, baby. 365 00:34:24,786 --> 00:34:29,332 - You got me all wrong. - All right. I believe you, 366 00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:31,292 but my Tommy gun don't! 367 00:34:32,126 --> 00:34:33,419 Johnny! 368 00:34:34,044 --> 00:34:36,004 You're the only duck in my pond! 369 00:34:36,047 --> 00:34:38,841 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 370 00:34:38,883 --> 00:34:41,886 Baby! I'm over the moon for you! 371 00:34:41,928 --> 00:34:44,597 You got to do better than that! 372 00:34:44,638 --> 00:34:46,390 If my love was an ocean, 373 00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:49,810 Lindy'd have to take two airplanes to get across it! 374 00:34:50,977 --> 00:34:54,147 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 375 00:34:54,899 --> 00:34:57,193 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 376 00:34:57,234 --> 00:34:59,946 I'm going to give you to the count of three 377 00:34:59,987 --> 00:35:06,619 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! 378 00:35:07,245 --> 00:35:09,122 She's rat bait. 379 00:35:09,163 --> 00:35:10,331 One, 380 00:35:11,415 --> 00:35:12,750 two, 381 00:35:21,676 --> 00:35:22,885 three! 382 00:35:22,927 --> 00:35:25,471 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 383 00:35:27,807 --> 00:35:29,767 And a happy New Year. 384 00:36:02,842 --> 00:36:04,302 Housekeeping. 385 00:36:44,717 --> 00:36:48,971 We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk 386 00:36:50,473 --> 00:36:54,560 We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk 387 00:36:54,602 --> 00:36:58,606 Well, this cat they talkin' about 388 00:36:58,648 --> 00:37:01,359 I wonder who could it be 389 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,487 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 390 00:37:04,529 --> 00:37:07,115 The heaviest cat you ever did see 391 00:37:07,907 --> 00:37:10,743 When they see me walkin' down the street 392 00:37:10,785 --> 00:37:13,621 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 393 00:37:13,663 --> 00:37:15,832 On their faces, they wear a silly smirk 394 00:37:15,873 --> 00:37:21,254 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 395 00:37:25,049 --> 00:37:29,428 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 396 00:37:32,432 --> 00:37:35,184 You're cooking, Frankie! 397 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:14,432 Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. 398 00:38:30,990 --> 00:38:33,284 Hey! Uncle Rob lives here. 399 00:38:33,326 --> 00:38:36,621 If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them. 400 00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:39,582 They usually give pretty good presents. 401 00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:40,393 Good night, Mom. 402 00:39:45,815 --> 00:39:47,608 Good night, Kevin. 403 00:40:14,552 --> 00:40:16,387 Your drawers, sir. 404 00:40:16,429 --> 00:40:19,432 Jeez! Don't flash these babies around here! 405 00:40:19,474 --> 00:40:23,478 - There could be girls on this floor! - I was very careful, sir. 406 00:40:23,519 --> 00:40:26,230 You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. 407 00:40:26,272 --> 00:40:30,067 - I understand. - I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. 408 00:40:31,152 --> 00:40:35,156 That won't be necessary, sir. I still have some tip left over. 409 00:40:36,866 --> 00:40:39,076 No tip? Okay. 410 00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,622 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 411 00:40:44,081 --> 00:40:46,083 Excuse me, how do I get to Columbus Circle? 412 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:49,295 The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi, sir. 413 00:40:49,337 --> 00:40:51,088 Mr. McCallister! 414 00:40:54,217 --> 00:40:56,385 - Excuse me. - Sure. 415 00:40:59,764 --> 00:41:01,891 And how are we this morning? 416 00:41:01,933 --> 00:41:05,269 - Fine. Is my transportation here? - Out in front, sir. 417 00:41:05,311 --> 00:41:10,233 A limousine and a pizza, compliments of the Plaza Hotel. 418 00:41:10,274 --> 00:41:15,113 I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room 419 00:41:15,154 --> 00:41:17,281 to make sure everything was in order. 420 00:41:17,323 --> 00:41:19,826 - He was pretty mad. - He was? 421 00:41:19,867 --> 00:41:21,637 He said he didn't come all the way to New York 422 00:41:21,661 --> 00:41:26,249 - to get his naked rear end spied on. - Of course not. 423 00:41:26,290 --> 00:41:29,502 - Will he be down soon? - He already left. 424 00:41:32,505 --> 00:41:35,967 I would have liked to have offered my personal apology. 425 00:41:36,008 --> 00:41:40,012 If some guy looked at you in the shower, would you ever want to see him again? 426 00:41:40,054 --> 00:41:41,639 I suppose not. 427 00:41:41,681 --> 00:41:44,767 I don't think you'll see him for the rest of our trip. 428 00:41:44,809 --> 00:41:46,352 I understand. 429 00:41:47,353 --> 00:41:48,521 Bye. 430 00:41:51,107 --> 00:41:52,900 Have a lovely day. 431 00:42:02,368 --> 00:42:04,328 McCallister. 432 00:42:17,258 --> 00:42:20,178 - Morning, Mr. McCallister. - Good morning. 433 00:42:27,226 --> 00:42:31,606 Mr. McCallister, here's your very own cheese pizza. 434 00:42:54,253 --> 00:42:56,547 - Hello? - Hello. 435 00:42:56,589 --> 00:42:59,467 - Know any good toy stores? - Yes, sir! 436 00:43:18,111 --> 00:43:19,737 Bingo! 437 00:43:34,669 --> 00:43:38,047 Get out of here! Go on, get out! Get out of here! Go on. Get out of here! 438 00:43:38,089 --> 00:43:40,508 Beat it, beat it, beat it! Get out of here! 439 00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:43,886 Hey, Marv! Get over here! I got to talk to you! 440 00:43:54,355 --> 00:43:55,982 Whoa! Whoa! 441 00:43:58,484 --> 00:44:01,154 - Would you like a scarf? - You wanna forget about the scarf, Marv? 442 00:44:01,195 --> 00:44:02,822 We got to talk. 443 00:44:03,364 --> 00:44:05,908 We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big, 444 00:44:05,950 --> 00:44:08,161 you know, your banks, your jewelry stores. 445 00:44:08,202 --> 00:44:11,664 We don't want goods. We need cash, and we need it now. 446 00:44:12,415 --> 00:44:17,128 How about hotels? Tourists carry lots of cash. 447 00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:19,839 There's no guarantees. I got a better idea. 448 00:44:19,881 --> 00:44:22,550 Stores ain't gonna deposit cash on Christmas Eve. 449 00:44:22,592 --> 00:44:24,969 The only stores that are gonna have cash on hand 450 00:44:25,011 --> 00:44:27,764 are the ones that deal in moderate-priced goods. 451 00:44:27,805 --> 00:44:29,265 Right, right. 452 00:44:29,307 --> 00:44:33,144 Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve 453 00:44:33,186 --> 00:44:35,938 that nobody's going to think to rob? 454 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:37,523 Candy stores. 455 00:44:38,357 --> 00:44:43,613 Nine-year-olds rob candy stores, Marv. This is what I had in mind. 456 00:44:45,406 --> 00:44:48,034 That's brilliant, Harry. Brilliant! 457 00:44:49,702 --> 00:44:54,373 Yep. There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. 458 00:44:54,415 --> 00:44:56,083 Yes, there is. 459 00:45:14,393 --> 00:45:17,230 Here we are, sir, Duncan's Toy Chest. 460 00:45:18,898 --> 00:45:20,983 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 461 00:46:03,651 --> 00:46:06,529 This is the greatest accident of my life. 462 00:46:24,839 --> 00:46:26,507 Marv. Marv! 463 00:46:27,133 --> 00:46:29,635 Hey, nice house, but there's no bathroom in it. 464 00:46:32,930 --> 00:46:36,934 - All right, so what's the plan? - Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off. 465 00:46:36,976 --> 00:46:39,520 We come out of our little houses... 466 00:46:42,482 --> 00:46:44,817 - Yeah, then what? - We empty the registers 467 00:46:44,859 --> 00:46:48,488 - and walk out like we own the joint. - Great plan, Harry! 468 00:46:49,322 --> 00:46:50,406 Shake his hand. 469 00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:52,867 Well, now, thank you and merry Christmas. 470 00:46:52,909 --> 00:46:55,077 Say hello to the family. 471 00:46:56,871 --> 00:46:58,790 Yes. Let me see. 472 00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:02,960 You shopping alone? 473 00:47:03,002 --> 00:47:06,506 In New York? Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow. 474 00:47:06,547 --> 00:47:09,801 - Now, I was just checking. - That's very responsible of you. 475 00:47:09,842 --> 00:47:12,512 - Well, thank you. - My pleasure. 476 00:47:13,304 --> 00:47:16,974 That'll be $23.75. 477 00:47:19,310 --> 00:47:22,355 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? 478 00:47:24,190 --> 00:47:26,484 I have a lot of grandmothers. 479 00:47:27,068 --> 00:47:29,112 Well, that explains it. 480 00:47:30,905 --> 00:47:33,104 This is a really nice store, one of the finer 481 00:47:33,116 --> 00:47:35,326 toy dealerships I've ever visited in my life. 482 00:47:35,368 --> 00:47:38,830 - Well, thank you. - This Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guy 483 00:47:38,871 --> 00:47:42,166 letting all the kids come into his store and play with all his toys. 484 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:44,252 Most toy stores prohibit that, you know. 485 00:47:44,293 --> 00:47:45,670 - Is that so? - Yep. 486 00:47:45,711 --> 00:47:52,051 Well, he loves kids. As a matter of fact, all the money the store takes in today, 487 00:47:52,593 --> 00:47:56,097 Mr. Duncan is donating it to the children's hospital. 488 00:47:56,139 --> 00:48:01,644 And the day after Christmas, we empty out all the money in the cash register 489 00:48:01,686 --> 00:48:05,189 and Mr. Duncan just takes it right down to the hospital. 490 00:48:05,231 --> 00:48:09,569 - That's very generous of him. - Well, children bring him a lot of joy. 491 00:48:10,403 --> 00:48:13,322 As they do to everyone who appreciates them. 492 00:48:19,287 --> 00:48:23,040 I'm not supposed to spend this money, but I have $20 from shoveling snow 493 00:48:23,082 --> 00:48:26,544 in a jar in our garage where my older brother can't find it. 494 00:48:26,586 --> 00:48:28,713 So I can pay my mother back with that. 495 00:48:28,754 --> 00:48:32,967 So you can give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than I do. 496 00:48:33,009 --> 00:48:37,930 Besides, I'm probably gonna spend it on stuff that'll rot my teeth and my mind. 497 00:48:40,433 --> 00:48:43,102 That's very sweet of you. 498 00:48:44,604 --> 00:48:46,856 You see that tree there? 499 00:48:46,898 --> 00:48:50,568 Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, 500 00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:55,239 I'm going to let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you. 501 00:48:55,281 --> 00:48:57,825 - For free? - Yeah. 502 00:48:57,867 --> 00:49:00,995 - May I make a suggestion? - Okay. 503 00:49:01,037 --> 00:49:03,289 Take the turtledoves. 504 00:49:03,831 --> 00:49:07,168 - I could have two? - Well, two turtledoves. 505 00:49:07,710 --> 00:49:11,964 And I'll tell you what you do. You keep one, 506 00:49:12,006 --> 00:49:15,802 and you give the other one to a very special person. 507 00:49:16,302 --> 00:49:21,015 You see, turtledoves are a symbol of friendship and love. 508 00:49:22,141 --> 00:49:25,853 Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove, 509 00:49:25,895 --> 00:49:28,731 you'll be friends forever. 510 00:49:28,773 --> 00:49:32,985 Wow! I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song. 511 00:49:33,027 --> 00:49:37,406 They are, and for that very special reason. 512 00:49:37,448 --> 00:49:40,368 Wow! Thanks. 513 00:49:40,409 --> 00:49:44,122 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you, too. 514 00:49:44,163 --> 00:49:48,042 Be sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's a little nippy. 515 00:49:48,084 --> 00:49:50,211 Thank you, I'll do that. 516 00:50:27,248 --> 00:50:28,875 Well, where to? 517 00:50:29,417 --> 00:50:33,212 Well, you promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo. 518 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,389 Hey! Look who it is, Marv. 519 00:50:47,018 --> 00:50:49,103 Come on. Let's get him. 520 00:50:51,397 --> 00:50:52,523 Hey! 521 00:50:54,484 --> 00:50:55,985 Hiya, pal. 522 00:51:15,129 --> 00:51:16,506 Come on! 523 00:51:31,771 --> 00:51:33,022 Hey! 524 00:51:38,277 --> 00:51:40,113 Hey! Watch it, man! 525 00:51:42,156 --> 00:51:44,242 Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. 526 00:51:44,283 --> 00:51:47,954 Two for $5, two for $5. Four for 10. 527 00:51:47,995 --> 00:51:50,748 - All right, kiddo. - There he is! 528 00:51:50,790 --> 00:51:52,667 All right, kiddo! 529 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:54,293 - Thanks. - Merry Christmas. 530 00:51:54,335 --> 00:51:56,003 - Hey, hey! - Whoa! 531 00:51:56,921 --> 00:51:58,256 Excuse me! 532 00:52:31,372 --> 00:52:32,582 Yes! 533 00:52:33,207 --> 00:52:35,710 - Thank you for your suggestion. - My duty, my pleasure. 534 00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:37,086 Bye now. 535 00:52:48,389 --> 00:52:51,142 You got to help me! There's two guys after me! 536 00:52:51,184 --> 00:52:52,560 What's the matter? 537 00:52:52,602 --> 00:52:57,440 Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card? 538 00:52:58,274 --> 00:53:01,527 Let's see what the police have to say about this. 539 00:53:06,949 --> 00:53:08,743 Get up! Get up! 540 00:53:10,077 --> 00:53:12,163 Come on! Let's go get him! 541 00:53:13,706 --> 00:53:16,542 Get back here, you little thief! 542 00:53:19,253 --> 00:53:21,047 Stop that child! 543 00:53:24,217 --> 00:53:25,551 Grab him! 544 00:53:40,066 --> 00:53:41,734 You little... 545 00:53:44,195 --> 00:53:46,614 I've committed credit card fraud. 546 00:53:46,656 --> 00:53:48,366 Get me security! 547 00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:51,744 We've got to stop that delinquent! 548 00:53:52,078 --> 00:53:54,372 Come along, Cedric. 549 00:54:13,558 --> 00:54:16,602 I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home. 550 00:54:28,072 --> 00:54:29,949 Hold it right there. 551 00:54:31,325 --> 00:54:33,536 This is the concierge, sir. 552 00:54:34,328 --> 00:54:38,708 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 553 00:54:41,002 --> 00:54:43,963 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 554 00:54:45,423 --> 00:54:48,426 Yes, sir, I was. 555 00:54:49,177 --> 00:54:52,764 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 556 00:54:54,849 --> 00:54:58,603 I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. 557 00:54:58,644 --> 00:55:01,939 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 558 00:55:01,981 --> 00:55:06,611 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 559 00:55:06,652 --> 00:55:08,905 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... 560 00:55:13,075 --> 00:55:14,202 No! 561 00:55:15,328 --> 00:55:16,954 It's a lie! 562 00:55:16,996 --> 00:55:19,749 I could go on forever, baby. 563 00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:24,754 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. 564 00:55:24,796 --> 00:55:26,798 We're looking for a young man. 565 00:55:26,839 --> 00:55:29,592 All right. I believe you, 566 00:55:29,634 --> 00:55:31,552 but my Tommy gun don't! 567 00:55:32,512 --> 00:55:35,681 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 568 00:55:38,392 --> 00:55:40,186 On your knees. 569 00:55:48,694 --> 00:55:50,696 I love you. 570 00:55:54,325 --> 00:55:56,744 You got to do better than that! 571 00:55:57,787 --> 00:55:59,872 - I love you! - I love you! 572 00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:04,961 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 573 00:56:05,002 --> 00:56:07,421 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 574 00:56:08,214 --> 00:56:10,967 I'm going to give you to the count of three 575 00:56:11,008 --> 00:56:17,682 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! 576 00:56:19,392 --> 00:56:21,060 - One... - Open up the door! 577 00:56:21,102 --> 00:56:22,520 two, 578 00:56:36,492 --> 00:56:37,785 three! 579 00:56:38,286 --> 00:56:40,997 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 580 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,918 And a happy New Year. 581 00:56:48,421 --> 00:56:51,883 Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! 582 00:56:51,924 --> 00:56:54,886 There's an insane guest with a gun! 583 00:57:05,730 --> 00:57:08,274 No! 584 00:57:10,443 --> 00:57:12,236 Come to Papa! 585 00:57:14,447 --> 00:57:18,242 Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane, squirt? 586 00:57:18,284 --> 00:57:19,964 Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. 587 00:57:20,328 --> 00:57:23,206 American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. 588 00:57:23,247 --> 00:57:24,540 Come on! 589 00:57:26,501 --> 00:57:30,880 We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. 590 00:57:30,922 --> 00:57:32,465 We were wrong, little buddy. 591 00:57:32,507 --> 00:57:34,926 We're busted out of the clink, and we're doing fine. 592 00:57:34,967 --> 00:57:38,304 We're gonna be doing even better because we're not robbing houses anymore. 593 00:57:38,346 --> 00:57:39,972 Now we're robbing toy stores. 594 00:57:40,014 --> 00:57:43,142 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 595 00:57:43,184 --> 00:57:45,144 Five floors of cash. 596 00:57:45,186 --> 00:57:47,396 Then after that, we grab a couple of phony passports... 597 00:57:47,438 --> 00:57:51,025 - Marv! Marv, you want to shut up? - What's the difference? 598 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:56,531 He's not going to talk to anybody except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker. 599 00:57:56,572 --> 00:57:59,332 Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. I'll 600 00:57:59,344 --> 00:58:01,869 feel a lot better once we get him on ice. 601 00:58:03,538 --> 00:58:05,123 I've got a gun in my pocket. 602 00:58:05,164 --> 00:58:09,710 You open your mouth, and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead. 603 00:58:29,730 --> 00:58:31,357 Well, hello. 604 00:58:34,485 --> 00:58:37,280 - He did it! - Did what? 605 00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:41,617 Thanks! 606 00:58:44,704 --> 00:58:47,165 - Get him, will you! - He went in the park. 607 00:58:47,206 --> 00:58:50,001 What are you doing flirting? Get him. 608 00:59:24,076 --> 00:59:25,620 Over there! 609 00:59:30,124 --> 00:59:32,126 - Quit it! Hey! - Creep! 610 00:59:33,211 --> 00:59:35,630 - Give me that! - What are you doing? 611 00:59:35,671 --> 00:59:37,215 - Hey, Harry. - What? 612 00:59:37,256 --> 00:59:38,674 - I got him. - Wait, let me see. 613 00:59:38,716 --> 00:59:42,261 That ain't him. Get down. Put him down. Put him down. That ain't him. 614 00:59:42,303 --> 00:59:44,388 We should've shot him when we had the chance. 615 00:59:44,430 --> 00:59:46,825 I hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose. 616 00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:49,560 What can he do? He's a kid. Kids are helpless. 617 00:59:49,602 --> 00:59:52,021 - Not this kid. - Yeah, but this time he doesn't have 618 00:59:52,063 --> 00:59:55,191 a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. 619 00:59:55,233 --> 00:59:59,320 He's in the Park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the Park. 620 00:59:59,362 --> 01:00:02,573 Yeah. Grown men come in the Park and don't leave alive. 621 01:00:02,615 --> 01:00:03,783 Yeah. 622 01:00:04,450 --> 01:00:06,619 Good luck, little fella. 623 01:00:17,296 --> 01:00:21,259 I want to go home. Mom, where are you? 624 01:00:51,539 --> 01:00:53,166 Turn that down! 625 01:00:55,001 --> 01:00:56,311 - Hello? - Kate McCallister, please. 626 01:00:56,335 --> 01:00:58,129 - This is she. - Ma'am, we found your son. 627 01:00:58,171 --> 01:00:59,797 - Oh, my God! - What? 628 01:00:59,839 --> 01:01:01,282 It's the police. They know where Kevin is. 629 01:01:01,294 --> 01:01:01,525 What? 630 01:01:01,549 --> 01:01:03,468 - Where? - He's in New York City. 631 01:01:03,509 --> 01:01:05,636 - He's in New York! - New York? 632 01:01:07,054 --> 01:01:08,890 - ...your husband's credit cards... - What? 633 01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:11,034 Well, I'm sure he was scared. He's not a troublemaker. 634 01:01:11,058 --> 01:01:12,536 - What? What? - Ma'am, the New York police... 635 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,645 - Just a second. Please hold. - Yes, I'll hold... 636 01:01:14,687 --> 01:01:17,356 He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel. 637 01:01:17,398 --> 01:01:19,317 - Do they still have him? - Do they have him? 638 01:01:19,358 --> 01:01:21,778 - No, the police are still looking for him. - Damn it! 639 01:01:21,819 --> 01:01:23,255 Get to New York as soon as possible, ma'am. 640 01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:25,406 Yeah, okay, we're on the next flight out. Thank you. 641 01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:26,949 We're going to New York, move it! 642 01:01:26,991 --> 01:01:29,452 - Yes! - Party time! 643 01:01:29,494 --> 01:01:32,163 He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. 644 01:01:32,205 --> 01:01:33,998 He must be so scared, Peter! 645 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,101 I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place? 646 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,878 - Aren't they in Paris? - Maybe they have a house sitter. 647 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,713 I thought you said they were renovating? 648 01:02:20,753 --> 01:02:27,593 Hello? Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! Anybody home? 649 01:02:28,928 --> 01:02:31,848 Hello! Anybody home? 650 01:02:32,306 --> 01:02:34,934 It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin! 651 01:02:35,852 --> 01:02:39,272 Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! 652 01:03:22,899 --> 01:03:24,734 Watch it, kid! 653 01:03:30,698 --> 01:03:34,994 Hey, you looking for somebody to read you a bedtime story? 654 01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:42,210 Taxi! 655 01:03:55,139 --> 01:03:57,683 Boy, it's scary out there. 656 01:03:59,018 --> 01:04:01,354 Ain't much better in here, kid. 657 01:04:28,047 --> 01:04:31,425 I don't want to ever take a vacation like this again. 658 01:05:01,581 --> 01:05:03,499 Where did all you guys come from? 659 01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:05,543 I don't know if I have enough for everybody. 660 01:05:05,585 --> 01:05:07,712 How hungry are you guys? 661 01:05:09,422 --> 01:05:11,632 You guys ate all my food. 662 01:06:10,691 --> 01:06:15,947 Look, I'm sorry I screamed in your face. You were just trying to help me, right? 663 01:06:19,325 --> 01:06:21,327 I'm Kevin McCallister. 664 01:06:22,078 --> 01:06:24,163 Your birds are real nice. 665 01:06:24,831 --> 01:06:28,751 I've seen you before. You had pigeons all over you. 666 01:06:28,793 --> 01:06:33,297 At first, you look kind of scary, but when I think about it, it's not so bad. 667 01:06:33,339 --> 01:06:36,884 They must be all over you 'cause they like you. 668 01:06:37,718 --> 01:06:41,347 If I'm bothering you, I can leave. Am I bothering you? 669 01:06:43,224 --> 01:06:44,392 No. 670 01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:48,020 Good. I'm not a pain in the butt? 671 01:06:50,064 --> 01:06:51,232 No. 672 01:06:55,862 --> 01:07:00,324 Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them? 673 01:07:10,376 --> 01:07:12,295 Give me your hand. 674 01:07:15,756 --> 01:07:17,592 They can hear it. 675 01:07:34,692 --> 01:07:36,569 This is great! 676 01:07:40,239 --> 01:07:41,824 It's pretty cold out. 677 01:07:41,866 --> 01:07:46,996 I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate. How about you? My treat. 678 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:54,462 I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in such a park. 679 01:07:54,504 --> 01:07:56,714 Can we go someplace warm? 680 01:07:56,756 --> 01:07:59,091 Yes. I know a place. 681 01:08:46,514 --> 01:08:48,432 Nice music. 682 01:08:49,934 --> 01:08:52,311 This place is great. 683 01:08:52,353 --> 01:08:55,565 I've heard the world's great music from here. 684 01:08:56,941 --> 01:09:02,655 Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie. Frank Sinatra. Luciano Pavarotti. 685 01:09:08,828 --> 01:09:11,664 So, do you bring your friends up here? 686 01:09:12,789 --> 01:09:15,793 - I haven't got many friends. - Sorry. 687 01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:19,755 I'm like the birds I care for. 688 01:09:20,631 --> 01:09:24,802 People pass me in the street. They see me but they try to ignore me. 689 01:09:24,843 --> 01:09:27,512 They prefer I wasn't part of their city. 690 01:09:27,555 --> 01:09:32,726 Yeah. It's sort of like that with my family. I'm kind of the pigeon of the house 691 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,104 just because I'm the youngest. 692 01:09:35,146 --> 01:09:37,565 Everyone fights for position. 693 01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:40,359 Everybody wants to be seen and heard. 694 01:09:40,985 --> 01:09:44,363 I guess so. I'm seen and heard pretty much. 695 01:09:44,405 --> 01:09:47,365 But then I get sent to my room a lot, too. 696 01:09:49,744 --> 01:09:52,038 I wasn't always like this, you know. 697 01:09:52,079 --> 01:09:54,248 What were you like before? 698 01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:59,212 I had a job. I had a home. I had a family. 699 01:09:59,879 --> 01:10:05,343 - Did you have any kids? - No. Oh, I wanted them. 700 01:10:06,552 --> 01:10:09,806 But the man I loved fell out of love with me. 701 01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:12,683 That broke my heart. 702 01:10:13,184 --> 01:10:17,980 And whenever the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. 703 01:10:19,357 --> 01:10:21,484 I stopped trusting people. 704 01:10:21,526 --> 01:10:25,863 No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. 705 01:10:25,905 --> 01:10:29,200 I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. 706 01:10:29,242 --> 01:10:31,911 You see, sometimes you can trust a person, 707 01:10:31,953 --> 01:10:35,498 and then, when things are down, they forget about you. 708 01:10:36,707 --> 01:10:38,543 Maybe they're just too busy. 709 01:10:38,584 --> 01:10:42,547 Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. 710 01:10:42,588 --> 01:10:46,634 I don't think people mean to forget. I think it just happens. 711 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:51,514 My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus. 712 01:10:51,556 --> 01:10:55,601 I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken again. 713 01:10:55,643 --> 01:10:57,186 I understand that. 714 01:10:57,228 --> 01:10:59,730 I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades. 715 01:10:59,772 --> 01:11:04,068 I was afraid if I wore them, I'd wreck them. So I kept them in a box. 716 01:11:04,110 --> 01:11:05,862 - Do you know what happened? - No. 717 01:11:05,903 --> 01:11:09,157 I outgrew them. I never wore them once outside. 718 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:12,410 I just wore them in my room a couple times. 719 01:11:12,452 --> 01:11:17,165 A person's heart and a person's feelings are very different than skates. 720 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,375 Well, they're kind of the same thing. 721 01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:23,087 If you aren't going to use your heart, then what's the difference if it gets broken? 722 01:11:23,129 --> 01:11:26,841 If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. 723 01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:30,428 When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. 724 01:11:30,470 --> 01:11:33,806 You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose. 725 01:11:34,807 --> 01:11:37,018 A bit of truth in there somewhere. 726 01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:41,773 I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. 727 01:11:41,814 --> 01:11:44,734 If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice. 728 01:11:45,318 --> 01:11:47,361 Thank you. 729 01:11:48,946 --> 01:11:54,285 Do you know that it's been a couple of years since I've talked to anybody? 730 01:11:55,161 --> 01:11:57,163 That's okay. You're really good at it. 731 01:11:57,205 --> 01:12:00,208 You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit when you talk. 732 01:12:00,249 --> 01:12:02,251 You should do it more often. 733 01:12:02,293 --> 01:12:06,923 I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it. 734 01:12:08,841 --> 01:12:12,428 I have been working very hard at keeping people away, haven't I? 735 01:12:12,470 --> 01:12:15,223 I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone, 736 01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:18,142 but when I'm alone, it isn't that much fun at all. 737 01:12:18,184 --> 01:12:20,937 I don't care how much people bug me sometimes, 738 01:12:20,978 --> 01:12:24,440 I'd rather be with somebody than by myself. 739 01:12:24,482 --> 01:12:27,985 So what are you doing running around the streets on Christmas Eve on your own? 740 01:12:28,027 --> 01:12:30,154 Did you get into trouble? 741 01:12:30,488 --> 01:12:33,116 - Yeah. - You've done something wrong? 742 01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:36,077 A lot of things. 743 01:12:37,161 --> 01:12:41,040 Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed? 744 01:12:41,082 --> 01:12:44,043 It's getting pretty late. I don't know if I'll have enough time 745 01:12:44,085 --> 01:12:47,296 to do all the good deeds I need to erase all the bad ones I did. 746 01:12:47,338 --> 01:12:50,842 Well, it's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count for extra tonight. 747 01:12:50,883 --> 01:12:53,678 - They do? - Of course they do. 748 01:12:53,719 --> 01:12:56,514 So what you must do now is you must think of the most important thing 749 01:12:56,556 --> 01:12:59,851 that you can do for others and go and do it. 750 01:12:59,892 --> 01:13:02,979 Just follow the star in your own heart. 751 01:13:04,522 --> 01:13:05,773 Okay. 752 01:13:06,732 --> 01:13:10,403 It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going. 753 01:13:16,701 --> 01:13:20,288 If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out okay. 754 01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:22,415 Thank you. 755 01:13:22,457 --> 01:13:25,543 - Say goodbye to your birds for me. - I will. 756 01:13:33,968 --> 01:13:36,971 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 757 01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:40,391 If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. 758 01:13:40,433 --> 01:13:43,394 I won't forget to remember you. 759 01:13:43,436 --> 01:13:46,063 Don't make promises you can't keep. 760 01:14:44,789 --> 01:14:46,916 All the money in the cash registers, 761 01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:51,129 Mr. Duncan is going to donate to the Children's Hospital. 762 01:14:51,170 --> 01:14:54,841 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 763 01:14:54,882 --> 01:14:59,554 You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. 764 01:17:20,611 --> 01:17:24,449 We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while you're here. 765 01:17:24,490 --> 01:17:28,119 It's a penthouse with a view of the Park. I think you'll find it satisfactory. 766 01:17:28,161 --> 01:17:32,123 It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire. 767 01:17:32,165 --> 01:17:35,251 What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone? 768 01:17:35,293 --> 01:17:37,795 The boy had a very convincing story. 769 01:17:37,837 --> 01:17:40,756 What kind of idiots do you have working here? 770 01:17:40,798 --> 01:17:42,758 The finest in New York. 771 01:17:43,676 --> 01:17:46,356 Well, I mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen... 772 01:17:46,387 --> 01:17:48,306 I made the discovery. 773 01:17:48,347 --> 01:17:50,808 Why did you let him leave? 774 01:17:50,850 --> 01:17:54,353 - We attempted to confront him, he ran. - You scared him away. 775 01:17:54,395 --> 01:17:57,356 It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, our child is lost 776 01:17:57,398 --> 01:18:00,276 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 777 01:18:02,195 --> 01:18:05,198 Now could you take our family and our luggage up to the room, please. 778 01:18:05,239 --> 01:18:08,326 - Yes, sir! - Run along, Cedric. 779 01:18:08,367 --> 01:18:10,053 I'm going to go down to the police station and make sure 780 01:18:10,077 --> 01:18:11,847 that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. 781 01:18:11,871 --> 01:18:13,682 I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie and the kids. 782 01:18:13,706 --> 01:18:16,209 - No, I'm going out to look for him. - What? 783 01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:18,920 With all due respect, madam, your son is lost 784 01:18:18,961 --> 01:18:21,839 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 785 01:18:21,881 --> 01:18:24,258 Could you stay out of this please? 786 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,427 - As you wish. - Thank you. 787 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,781 I don't think it's a good idea for you to start running around 788 01:18:28,805 --> 01:18:30,624 all over New York City all by yourself. 789 01:18:30,636 --> 01:18:32,600 I think if our son can do it, I can do it. 790 01:18:32,642 --> 01:18:33,869 - Kate... - Peter, I'll be fine. 791 01:18:33,893 --> 01:18:38,439 The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. 792 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:42,693 Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there armed to the teeth! 793 01:18:44,529 --> 01:18:47,573 Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside. 794 01:19:22,150 --> 01:19:24,527 Marv. Marv. Come on, let's go. 795 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:48,342 Marv. Crowbars up! 796 01:19:54,849 --> 01:19:56,976 Merry Christmas, Harry! 797 01:20:00,980 --> 01:20:03,357 Happy Hanukkah, Marv! 798 01:20:12,992 --> 01:20:15,953 Oh, this is more money than I can even count! 799 01:20:15,995 --> 01:20:20,208 It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing private homes. 800 01:20:33,846 --> 01:20:36,974 The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law, 801 01:20:37,016 --> 01:20:41,687 we're up to our elbows in cash and there's nobody that even knows about it. 802 01:20:45,733 --> 01:20:47,235 He's back! 803 01:20:48,528 --> 01:20:51,656 - He took our picture! - How did my hair look? 804 01:20:58,079 --> 01:21:00,540 This is it. No turning back. 805 01:21:01,374 --> 01:21:04,043 Another Christmas in the trenches. 806 01:21:05,253 --> 01:21:07,255 No! 807 01:21:12,718 --> 01:21:13,970 Wow. 808 01:21:14,011 --> 01:21:18,391 That's it! Get the money! Get the money! I'll kill him! That little... 809 01:21:26,190 --> 01:21:29,777 - I'm coming, Harry! - Marv! 810 01:21:37,410 --> 01:21:38,828 Harry? 811 01:21:41,414 --> 01:21:44,459 Harry! That was incredible. 812 01:21:48,337 --> 01:21:51,007 - I twisted my ankle on that board there. - Where is he? 813 01:21:51,048 --> 01:21:53,259 Hey, guys! Smile! 814 01:21:56,053 --> 01:21:57,764 Come on! Come on! 815 01:21:57,805 --> 01:22:00,641 - Help me. - I got you. I got you. 816 01:22:28,544 --> 01:22:29,837 Taxi! 817 01:22:35,635 --> 01:22:37,303 Times Square. 818 01:22:58,866 --> 01:23:00,827 Where'd he go? 819 01:23:01,494 --> 01:23:03,663 I'm up here! Come and get me! 820 01:23:05,706 --> 01:23:08,835 - Let's kill! - Hold on, pea-brain. 821 01:23:08,876 --> 01:23:11,254 We got busted last time because we underestimated 822 01:23:11,295 --> 01:23:12,922 that little bundle of misery. 823 01:23:12,964 --> 01:23:15,550 This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. 824 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:18,636 The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan. 825 01:23:19,387 --> 01:23:21,639 May I do the thinking, please? 826 01:23:23,224 --> 01:23:24,851 Thank you. 827 01:23:26,811 --> 01:23:29,480 - Sonny! - Yes? 828 01:23:29,522 --> 01:23:33,693 Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. 829 01:23:33,734 --> 01:23:38,865 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand? 830 01:23:38,906 --> 01:23:42,660 But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. 831 01:23:42,702 --> 01:23:47,373 You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. 832 01:23:47,415 --> 01:23:51,335 You'll never hear from us again. Okay? 833 01:23:51,711 --> 01:23:56,883 - You promise? - I cross my heart and hope to die. 834 01:23:57,717 --> 01:23:59,510 Okay! 835 01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:07,393 Okay, kid, give it to me. 836 01:24:16,402 --> 01:24:17,904 Direct hit! 837 01:24:23,451 --> 01:24:26,245 How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? 838 01:24:28,206 --> 01:24:29,582 Eight? 839 01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:36,547 Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? Go ahead, throw another one. 840 01:24:36,589 --> 01:24:38,174 Don't do that! 841 01:24:42,428 --> 01:24:46,474 If you can't do any better than that, kid, you're going to lose. 842 01:24:47,642 --> 01:24:50,103 Harry, no. 843 01:24:56,776 --> 01:24:58,861 You got any more? 844 01:25:01,447 --> 01:25:04,247 Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of them. 845 01:25:10,998 --> 01:25:12,208 What? 846 01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:15,128 What? 847 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,631 What? 848 01:25:21,509 --> 01:25:24,345 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it. 849 01:25:24,387 --> 01:25:28,391 Come on, Marv. Get up. You go this way. I'm going round the back. 850 01:25:32,478 --> 01:25:34,147 Harry? 851 01:25:35,314 --> 01:25:36,941 Harry? 852 01:25:37,984 --> 01:25:39,944 Harry? 853 01:28:05,798 --> 01:28:08,801 Harry! I've reached the top! 854 01:29:02,063 --> 01:29:04,732 You gotta do better than this, kid. 855 01:29:29,090 --> 01:29:31,717 Wow! What a hole. 856 01:29:54,073 --> 01:29:55,408 Whoa! 857 01:33:40,258 --> 01:33:41,801 Harry. 858 01:34:02,697 --> 01:34:04,407 I'm coming up! 859 01:34:19,255 --> 01:34:21,549 I'm going to murder that kid! 860 01:34:39,650 --> 01:34:40,860 Yes! 861 01:34:47,742 --> 01:34:49,035 Whoa. 862 01:34:57,752 --> 01:35:00,004 Whoa, whoa! 863 01:35:10,556 --> 01:35:11,808 Hey! 864 01:35:12,183 --> 01:35:15,269 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? 865 01:35:15,311 --> 01:35:17,939 Harry! He's in the living room! 866 01:35:19,107 --> 01:35:21,025 He went up the ladder! 867 01:35:38,417 --> 01:35:41,504 I'm coming, Harry. I'm coming. 868 01:35:46,926 --> 01:35:48,719 Harry! Harry! 869 01:35:50,179 --> 01:35:54,267 You didn't lose any teeth! Come on, he went to the second floor. 870 01:35:54,725 --> 01:35:57,437 Hey! Why don't you guys try the stairs? 871 01:35:57,937 --> 01:35:59,397 Right. 872 01:36:01,941 --> 01:36:04,193 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 873 01:36:04,235 --> 01:36:07,238 Don't you remember what happened last year? 874 01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:09,407 - No. - Watch this. 875 01:36:10,783 --> 01:36:12,785 Let's get him! 876 01:36:17,748 --> 01:36:20,501 He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! 877 01:36:21,544 --> 01:36:23,087 That's one. 878 01:36:23,129 --> 01:36:27,049 Don't worry, Harry. I'll get him. 879 01:36:34,390 --> 01:36:36,476 Right in the schnoz. 880 01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:40,146 That's two. Come on, let's get him. 881 01:36:52,325 --> 01:36:54,660 That's three. 882 01:37:00,958 --> 01:37:02,043 No. 883 01:37:04,337 --> 01:37:05,922 That's four. 884 01:37:11,135 --> 01:37:13,763 - Come on, Harry. - Marv, are you sure this is safe? 885 01:37:13,805 --> 01:37:19,143 Oh yeah. Yep, I've worked all the kinks out. It's solid as a rock. 886 01:37:36,619 --> 01:37:40,164 - Like a rock, huh, Marv? - Hey? Do you guys give up? 887 01:37:40,206 --> 01:37:42,959 - Have you had enough pain? - Never! 888 01:37:54,804 --> 01:37:57,598 You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid! 889 01:37:57,640 --> 01:38:01,227 I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas. 890 01:38:03,354 --> 01:38:06,983 - Where'd he go? - I'm up here and I'm really scared. 891 01:38:17,118 --> 01:38:19,078 What's that sound? 892 01:38:39,015 --> 01:38:43,561 That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs. 893 01:38:50,401 --> 01:38:51,778 Yes! 894 01:39:26,646 --> 01:39:28,481 Over there! 895 01:39:28,523 --> 01:39:31,984 I don't care if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid! 896 01:39:33,945 --> 01:39:35,905 Surrender, kid! 897 01:39:36,405 --> 01:39:39,700 - He vanished. - I'm down here, you big horse's ass! 898 01:39:43,454 --> 01:39:46,082 - Whoa. - Nice night for a neck injury! 899 01:39:47,583 --> 01:39:49,919 Suck brick, kid! 900 01:39:55,883 --> 01:39:58,719 - Come on, Marv. - Oh, I don't know. 901 01:39:59,220 --> 01:40:01,180 I said, come on. 902 01:40:02,974 --> 01:40:05,351 Come on, you big sissy. 903 01:40:19,115 --> 01:40:21,993 Harry? You wearing aftershave? 904 01:40:22,034 --> 01:40:26,164 That's not aftershave. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it. 905 01:40:27,123 --> 01:40:30,209 Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? 906 01:40:34,547 --> 01:40:36,299 Merry Christmas. 907 01:40:37,008 --> 01:40:38,342 Go up! 908 01:41:13,294 --> 01:41:14,921 Get off me! 909 01:41:38,194 --> 01:41:39,737 Get the bag! 910 01:41:40,488 --> 01:41:43,658 Hello, the two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park. 911 01:41:43,699 --> 01:41:48,246 Central Park West, 95th Street. Look for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun. 912 01:41:55,044 --> 01:41:59,257 Hey, I'm down here. Better come and get me before I call the cops. 913 01:42:14,397 --> 01:42:17,483 My, how the tables have turned. 914 01:42:17,525 --> 01:42:19,861 How do you like the ice, kid? 915 01:42:24,657 --> 01:42:27,452 Let's go for a little stroll in the park. 916 01:42:44,927 --> 01:42:47,263 Give me that bag. Give me it! 917 01:42:51,893 --> 01:42:54,854 Hey, these'll look great in the photo album. 918 01:42:55,605 --> 01:42:59,650 You may've won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war. 919 01:43:00,193 --> 01:43:03,946 You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous. 920 01:43:09,952 --> 01:43:11,996 - Harry? - Shut up! 921 01:43:16,501 --> 01:43:20,171 - Harry. - Shut up! I want to enjoy this. 922 01:43:20,797 --> 01:43:25,218 - Something's wrong. Let's get out of here! - Shut up, I said! 923 01:43:27,470 --> 01:43:30,348 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, 924 01:43:30,389 --> 01:43:33,893 and it doesn't look like you're going to, either. 925 01:43:34,435 --> 01:43:36,229 Let him go! 926 01:43:36,270 --> 01:43:38,022 Kevin, run! 927 01:43:39,565 --> 01:43:43,736 Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her! 928 01:43:43,778 --> 01:43:46,072 I'm trying to shoot her! 929 01:44:01,671 --> 01:44:03,005 Run, Marv! 930 01:44:25,278 --> 01:44:27,196 Bye! Thanks. 931 01:44:52,930 --> 01:44:55,516 Jesus, looks like the 4th of July! 932 01:44:55,558 --> 01:44:57,198 - Okay, let's go. - We'll take the bridge. 933 01:44:57,226 --> 01:45:00,313 You guys get the tunnel. Let's go. Come on! 934 01:45:07,820 --> 01:45:09,655 Oh, my God! 935 01:45:19,999 --> 01:45:21,375 All right, guys, let's go, huh? 936 01:45:21,417 --> 01:45:24,670 - Come on, on your feet. - Take it easy. 937 01:45:25,546 --> 01:45:26,589 What is this stuff? 938 01:45:28,007 --> 01:45:30,468 You guys should've started earlier. 939 01:45:30,510 --> 01:45:32,970 The prisoners have already exchanged gifts. 940 01:45:33,012 --> 01:45:34,889 We missed the presents? 941 01:45:34,931 --> 01:45:38,726 He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money. 942 01:45:38,768 --> 01:45:41,104 Shut up, Marv. 943 01:45:42,021 --> 01:45:45,024 Got the right to remain silent, you know. 944 01:45:45,066 --> 01:45:48,027 He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago. 945 01:45:48,069 --> 01:45:50,696 Shut up, Marv! Jeez. 946 01:45:51,114 --> 01:45:53,074 - Get them out of here! - All right, let's go. 947 01:45:53,116 --> 01:45:54,742 Remember, if this makes the papers, 948 01:45:54,784 --> 01:45:57,578 we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits. 949 01:45:57,620 --> 01:45:59,330 We're not Sticky Bandits, shut up! 950 01:45:59,372 --> 01:46:01,749 - That's Sticky. That's S... - Shut it. 951 01:46:01,791 --> 01:46:03,251 ...T... 952 01:46:03,709 --> 01:46:05,211 - I. - ...I... 953 01:46:17,557 --> 01:46:19,034 Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. 954 01:46:19,058 --> 01:46:21,161 We apprehended the thieves and we recovered your money. 955 01:46:21,185 --> 01:46:24,814 Good, I want to get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible. 956 01:46:24,856 --> 01:46:28,359 - I'll handle it personally. My pleasure. - Thank you very much. 957 01:46:28,401 --> 01:46:29,986 - Excuse me, Mr. Duncan. - Yes. 958 01:46:30,027 --> 01:46:33,489 I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window. 959 01:46:50,423 --> 01:46:52,216 Turtledoves. 960 01:47:01,601 --> 01:47:05,396 Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. He's this boy right here. 961 01:47:07,356 --> 01:47:09,585 Excuse me. Please help me. This boy right here. Have you seen him? 962 01:47:09,609 --> 01:47:11,903 This one, he's... Please. 963 01:47:20,328 --> 01:47:22,264 I'm looking for my son. Have you seen my son? He's... 964 01:47:22,288 --> 01:47:24,081 There. He's been missing for two days. 965 01:47:24,123 --> 01:47:28,044 - Well, have you filed a report, ma'am? - Yes, of course we have. 966 01:47:29,003 --> 01:47:31,547 Then trust us. We'll handle it. 967 01:47:36,636 --> 01:47:38,471 But I'm his mother. 968 01:47:39,347 --> 01:47:43,518 I realize that, ma'am, but you're looking for a needle in a haystack. 969 01:47:43,559 --> 01:47:47,021 - Do you have kids? - Yes, ma'am. 970 01:47:47,063 --> 01:47:50,316 And what would you do if one of them was missing? 971 01:47:51,317 --> 01:47:54,654 I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing. 972 01:47:55,196 --> 01:47:56,697 Thank you. 973 01:47:59,158 --> 01:48:03,371 Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? What would you do? 974 01:48:03,412 --> 01:48:06,999 Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. 975 01:48:08,376 --> 01:48:13,089 Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. 976 01:48:14,590 --> 01:48:17,468 I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. Fine. 977 01:48:18,761 --> 01:48:23,683 But he's still all by himself in a big city. And he doesn't deserve that. 978 01:48:24,350 --> 01:48:28,855 He deserves to be at home with his own family around his Christmas tree. 979 01:48:32,358 --> 01:48:35,695 Oh, dear God, I know where he is. 980 01:48:37,155 --> 01:48:39,740 I need to get to Rockefeller Center. 981 01:48:39,782 --> 01:48:41,951 - Hop in. - Thank you. 982 01:48:46,372 --> 01:48:50,626 I know I don't deserve a Christmas even if I did do a good deed. 983 01:48:51,544 --> 01:48:53,337 I don't want any presents. 984 01:48:53,379 --> 01:48:57,675 Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family, 985 01:48:57,717 --> 01:49:00,511 even if they don't take back the things that they said. 986 01:49:00,553 --> 01:49:04,390 I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz. 987 01:49:05,516 --> 01:49:09,604 If it isn't possible I can see all of them, could I just see my mother? 988 01:49:09,645 --> 01:49:14,358 I'll never want another thing as long as I live. I just want my mother. 989 01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:18,404 I know I won't see her tonight, but promise me I can see her again. 990 01:49:18,446 --> 01:49:20,406 Sometime. Anytime. 991 01:49:21,199 --> 01:49:24,827 Even if it's just once and only for a couple of minutes. 992 01:49:24,869 --> 01:49:27,789 I just need to tell her I'm sorry. 993 01:49:35,505 --> 01:49:37,298 Kevin? 994 01:49:43,012 --> 01:49:44,430 Mom? 995 01:49:46,599 --> 01:49:48,935 Wow! That worked fast! 996 01:49:59,278 --> 01:50:00,947 Oh, Kevin. 997 01:50:02,365 --> 01:50:04,117 Mom, I'm sorry. 998 01:50:05,868 --> 01:50:07,954 I'm sorry, too. 999 01:50:20,091 --> 01:50:22,176 Merry Christmas, Mom. 1000 01:50:24,095 --> 01:50:26,264 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 1001 01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:30,309 Thank you. Let's go. 1002 01:50:31,811 --> 01:50:33,271 How'd you know I was here? 1003 01:50:33,312 --> 01:50:36,232 Well, I know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest one around. 1004 01:50:36,274 --> 01:50:38,609 - Where's everybody else? - They're at the hotel. 1005 01:50:38,651 --> 01:50:41,154 They didn't like palm trees either. 1006 01:51:24,947 --> 01:51:27,408 Holy smokes, it's morning! 1007 01:51:28,701 --> 01:51:30,912 It's Christmas morning, man. 1008 01:51:32,288 --> 01:51:34,749 Fuller, don't get your hopes up. 1009 01:51:35,750 --> 01:51:38,002 I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels. 1010 01:51:38,044 --> 01:51:41,631 Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. He goes everywhere. 1011 01:51:43,758 --> 01:51:46,427 Hey, guys, wake up, it's Christmas! 1012 01:51:50,098 --> 01:51:52,266 - Mom! Dad! It's Christmas! - What? 1013 01:52:04,904 --> 01:52:06,405 - Wow. - Wow. 1014 01:52:06,864 --> 01:52:10,868 - Where'd it all come from? - Mom! Dad! You got to see this! 1015 01:52:14,831 --> 01:52:16,874 - My gosh! - Peter! 1016 01:52:16,916 --> 01:52:19,585 Are you sure we're in the right room? 1017 01:52:24,465 --> 01:52:26,425 Don't open any of mine. I mean it. 1018 01:52:26,467 --> 01:52:29,804 - Who's Mr. Duncan? - Duncan? I don't know. 1019 01:52:29,846 --> 01:52:33,516 All right, everyone, just calm down. Calm down! Hey! Hey! 1020 01:52:34,308 --> 01:52:39,564 All right. Now, if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again, 1021 01:52:40,773 --> 01:52:44,652 then we wouldn't be in this most perfect and huge hotel room 1022 01:52:44,694 --> 01:52:47,155 with a truckload of all this free stuff. 1023 01:52:47,196 --> 01:52:51,659 So, I think it only fair that Kevin get to open up the first present. 1024 01:52:53,119 --> 01:52:56,289 Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on. 1025 01:53:00,418 --> 01:53:04,130 - Merry Christmas, Kev. - Merry Christmas, Buzz. 1026 01:53:06,924 --> 01:53:12,597 - Merry Christmas, Kevin. - Okay, Kevin! All right! Merry Christmas! 1027 01:53:14,307 --> 01:53:19,145 Enough of this gooey... Show of emotion. Everyone, let's dig in! 1028 01:53:19,187 --> 01:53:21,105 All right! 1029 01:53:21,147 --> 01:53:24,442 Everybody, now, wait, save the paper. We can use it next year. And the bows. 1030 01:53:24,484 --> 01:53:26,319 Give me the bows... 1031 01:54:01,854 --> 01:54:03,564 Merry Christmas. 1032 01:54:05,775 --> 01:54:08,361 Kevin! Merry Christmas! 1033 01:54:09,695 --> 01:54:11,948 I got something for you. 1034 01:54:19,413 --> 01:54:20,433 What's this? 1035 01:54:20,445 --> 01:54:23,835 It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one. 1036 01:54:23,876 --> 01:54:27,922 As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever. 1037 01:54:31,884 --> 01:54:33,928 Oh, Kevin. 1038 01:54:37,098 --> 01:54:38,850 Thank you. 1039 01:54:40,184 --> 01:54:42,562 I won't forget you. Trust me. 1040 01:55:10,756 --> 01:55:13,759 Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir. 1041 01:55:15,094 --> 01:55:17,096 Merry Christmas, sir. 1042 01:55:23,186 --> 01:55:25,229 Nice family. Really. 1043 01:55:35,239 --> 01:55:37,283 Merry Christmas indeed. 1044 01:55:38,242 --> 01:55:39,911 Oh, Dad! 1045 01:55:40,495 --> 01:55:45,041 Kevin! You spent $967 on room service? 1046 01:59:58,169 --> 01:59:59,170 English - US