Presented by Raymond Chow Man Wai
Producer Leonard Ho Koon-Cheung
Planning Jackie Chan, Corey Yuen Kwai
Starring Jackie Chan
Sammo Hung
Yuen Biao
Co-starring Deannie Yip Tak Han, Pauline Yeung Bo Ling
Production Manager Corey Yuen Kwai Production Planning Woo Po Chiu
Script Szeto Cheuk-Hon Story Leung Yiu Ming and Gordon Chan
- Have some tea. - No, thanks.
Executive Director Corey Yuen Kwai
Director Sammo Hung
Brother Wah, we achieved what we have today through violence.
But times have changed.
We can't be criminals forever. Can we?
That's true.
Brother Wah, let me get to the point.
Your man seized my cargo at West ShaTin two days ago.
Stop the nonsense, these matters are trivial.
Brother Wah, are you denying your involvement?
No, I accept full responsibility.
- Where's the payment? - Your cargo can't be sold without refining.
We'll settle our account slowly.
- Next time, be careful. - Wah, you...
A mistake on your side cost you two lives.
It's a misunderstanding. Brother Wah, please don't kill me.
Don't kill me. Brother Wah, please don't kill me.
- OK, I won't kill you. - Thank you, Brother Wah.
Thank you, Brother Wah.
Brother Wah, you said you wouldn't kill me.
It wasn't me.
Boss, how about him?
Unemployed now? Start work for me tomorrow.
Thank you, Boss Wah. Thank you, Boss Wah.
- Want some money? - What do you mean?
Nothing, I just thought you might need it.
- Any conditions? - Forget about Cheng.
No way. I'll get him, no matter what.
- How dare he rape me? - Trust me, it's for your own good.
For my own good? In what way?
You'll definitely lose this case.
Instead of offending the bully,
you'd be better off keeping the money and winning a friend.
You're not the judge, how do you know I'll definitely lose?
We'll meet in court.
Mr Lung, can't you convince her?
- Who are you? - They are Cheng's good-for-nothings.
Watch your words, bitch.
Don't do anything foolish.
Mr Lung, you have your job, I have mine, OK?
Enough. It's none of your business.
Help me.
Help.
Come out.
- Please stop. Don't hit me. - Go back and...
Are you all right?
Stop pretending. You're with them.
I'm not acting.
Objection. Counsel is judging the plaintiff's morals.
Nightclub girls make their living honestly, it's nothing immoral.
In real life, immorality doesn't cost anything.
Objection overruled.
To save time and taxpayers' money on this case,
the defendant would make a plea of no contest.
As the statement made by the plaintiff is suspicious,
I ask your honour to acquit the defendant.
Legally, the defendant hasn't raped the plaintiff.
Ethically, he might have made a mistake.
Objection. The defence is misleading.
The court observes law, not ethics.
Objection sustained. Delete the defence counsel's last words.
Your Honour, I rest my case.
Defendant Mo Shih Cheng, please rise.
Before the verdict, I must thank both the counsels.
The prosecution's presentation has been terse and to the point.
The defence's plea of no contest has saved the court time and money.
This court now finds the defendant not guilty.
With no right of appeal.
The defendant is released forthwith. Court dismissed.
Court.
Thank you, Lawyer Lung.
How could you hit him in court? If he doesn't sue you, the court will.
- I know. - Why did you do it?
Are you my boss or my assistant?
I'm your assistant hired by your boss.
- Where are you going? - Court 2, a wife-beating case.
- After that? - Lunch.
I'm going for lunch too. Should I wait for you?
- How about that? - OK, see you at the entrance at 12.
Let's go. What were you saying?
I was saying that I'm your assistant hired by your boss.
This isn't an appropriate time to discuss that.
- Where are you going? - Toilet.
- After that? - Leave the toilet.
- Then? - Guess?
- Go for coffee? - OK.
- Don't see you much lately. - You didn't call.
- I'll see you later. - OK.
Casanova.
Let's go.
Boss.
Miss Yip, how do you do?
Have you thought it over seriously?
I don't want any compensation. I want your factory to stop production
until the drainage system has been improved.
Your factory keeps pouring waste water into my fish pond.
My fish are nearly all dead.
How much is your fish farm? I'll buy it.
Money is not everything. I'm not selling.
You don't sound like a wise businesswoman.
Every business has a code of ethics. We have to look after our environment.
I don't understand.
Miss Yip, I'm a businessman. I only care about my profit.
I don't care about other things.
Tell me the sum and I'll pay accordingly.
I won't stop production in my factory.
How much is your factory worth? I'll buy it.
The negotiation is over.
I'll apply for a court injunction to stop your factory production.
See you in court then, Miss Yip.
Boss, I'll settle her.
Shut up. Get a new lawyer to play with her.
It'll be a time-consuming case.
- Don't let the case affect our production. - Yes.
- Have some tea. - Thank you.
- Lawyer Mun, it's been a while. - You hardly go to the races.
I've been out at sea mostly.
Let me introduce you to Miss Wen, a lecturer in geography and ecology.
- She's also our main witness in the case. - Hello.
This is Lawyer Lung, he's in charge of this case.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Lawyer Mun, let's get to the point. - Good.
This is the report.
Lawyer Mun, can we settle this out of court?
Yes, your client's factory can stop production
and solve the waste water problem immediately.
My client can pay any compensation but can't stop.
My client can pay any price for your factory to stop.
Good, both our standpoints are quite clear.
Right. Whether we win or lose, we'll be paid anyway.
What standard did you use to determine the water quality?
The 1986 standard of the Commonwealth Health Organisation.
Commonwealth? Is it complicated?
It's not simple, or I wouldn't have to spend years studying it.
True. I must take you out for dinner so you can explain the standard to me.
Everything you need to know is in the report.
That signals the end of the meeting.
- I have to rush to court. - OK.
- Let's go for tea sometime. - OK.
- I'll go first. - OK.
- I'll see her out. - Thank you.
If you attend court late, you can do one more case.
- Miss Wen, where are you going now? - The library.
- After that? - Lunch.
Me too, should we lunch together?
- No. - Why not?
- I'm used to eating alone. - Me too.
I hate eating in a big group.
Should we have Japanese?
- No. - How about Korean?
I'm not lunching with you.
Hey, it's just lunch.
No big deal.
Another failed attempt?
You should go for a big lunch to console yourself.
Everything here is impressive.
This is a.38, similar to the ones used by undercovers.
HK$700 each, ten per cent off.
This is a.45 Colt. Your comrades should be familiar with this.
HK$1200 each. I have more.
This is top. M117 automatic rifle.
One cartridge can fire 15 bullets. Nonstop.
If the cops see you with this, they'll run.
- Is it convincing? - Let me show you.
The sound and the sparks make it look real.
- I want them all. - Thank you.
Less 20 per cent, HK$77,000.
Fatty, what do you want?
Sorry, cash. No credit.
Hey, we were referred by Big Brother Seng.
I even sold him some grenades without a discount.
If we had HK$77,000, we wouldn't need to rob.
How do you rob when you're broke?
I've an idea.
Look.
HK$15 each. Buy one, get one free. Have these watermelon knives.
Fatty, haven't you heard of the formidable revolutionary warriors?
You bastards. Trying to bully me?
Do you know what I did before I sold guns?
I was a fight instructor.
Hello.
- Wong Fei Hung, what are you doing? - What? I just finished fighting.
Fighting? See you at the usual place in half an hour.
What's in it for me?
Something rewarding.
Is this the reward?
This fish farm costs HK$10 million.
15 per cent commission, isn't that rewarding?
- Yeah, but it's not that easy. - I won't have called you if it was easy.
Get lost.
- Scram, now. - Miss Yip, please calm down.
Don't let me see you here again or I'll douse you with gasoline.
I've lots of money. I won't sell my fish farm.
How is it?
No problem. Please go back now.
- Hey... hey... - You're a thief.
Hey, I'm Jackie.
Hey, don't...
Don't...
Don't you recognise me?
- Who are you? - Are you blind? I'm Jackie.
- I can't tell. - I'm...
Hey, it's me.
- Jackie? - That's what I said.
What is it?
- What's happening? - I saw someone earlier.
- That was me. - What are you doing here?
I'm looking for the light switch.
Are you blind or what?
Here it is.
Do you want a coffee?
Why did you want to see me?
I want you to use your Kung Fu skills
to bug a house for me.
How could you keep fish like that?
No sugar, no milk.
That will spoil the purity of the coffee. Don't you know?
I know.
What did you say before?
I wanted you to...
The last sentence.
I was asking why you keep your fish like that.
The fish symbolises my life.
Keep going forward and never turns back.
- What are you here for? - I want you to bug a house for me.
Let me air the room first.
These birds are capitalist.
These fish are communist.
They are two different ideologies. Do you understand?
No, I only know they'll eventually die in your hands.
- Why are you here? - I want you to bug a house for me.
How could you do such an unethical thing?
Should I hold a knife to her neck and ask her to tell you everything?
Good idea, but let's pretend I didn't mention anything.
No.
You're my friend. Your problem is my problem.
I'll help you. Why are you here?
I wanted you to bug a house for me.
Don't laugh. Are you serious?
Initially.
This society is too pressurising. You are mentally ill.
Yes.
- Who the hell are you looking for? - Who are you?
- Why are you in my house? - Your house? Which one?
Block A, 9 Lok Yeung road.
This is Block B, Block A is next door.
I'm sorry, I must have made a mistake.
Why are you so clumsy?
I'm sorry. I'm new here. I won't be as clumsy in the future.
- Are you all right? - I'm sorry.
- I can help you with the luggage. - All right. Thanks a lot.
- I'm sorry for the inconvenience I caused. - Don't worry, we're neighbours.
Stay for a while.
No, thank you.
- You want some tea? - No, thank you. No, thank you.
Nothing for you?
No. Bye.
No problem, at least we met.
Strangers are friends you haven't met. We'll eventually be good friends.
I met them yesterday to see if we could settle out of court.
If we could have settled out of court, I wouldn't have applied for the injunction.
A court case could be a waste of time.
Did you get anything unusual from the meeting?
Their lawyer asked me out to dinner.
That's not unusual. A lawyer asking me out would be unusual.
Cousin, you shouldn't be pessimistic.
I'm not pessimistic, I'm just plain stupid.
When I was young, I was too choosy.
Since we're cousins, I'll be frank with you.
It's really stupid to remain choosy at your age.
I'm not choosy at all.
As long as they are healthy, I don't care for shape or size.
They don't even need to have a job.
Ambition and responsibilty are not important.
Any man would do?
Any man would do.
Yes, as long as he doesn't have a pot belly.
Attack! Beware of the enemy.
Be alert.
No obstacle.
Move in again.
Hey, hey. Did you accept the lawyer's date?
- Why not? - Why should I accept the date?
At least you can find out more about the case.
Right?
Ah Ling, I need your help here.
Shit, the receiver is not waterproof.
Hey! Are you a burglar?
Go and die, go and die!
Come back.
If you slip through my fingers, I'll catch you with my legs.
You can't escape.
What's happening?
- What are you doing? - He's a burglar, I caught him stealing.
- Burglar! - Go and call the police.
Everything is fine now. We finally caught him.
Either of you could be the burglar.
This is Mr Wong, our new neighbour.
Thank you, Mr Wong.
Don't mention it. As neighbours, we should look out for each other.
- You're too reckless. - How is it?
You're on bail, let's go.
Do I have to go to jail? I can't go to jail.
- I can't even breathe here. Help me! - OK.
I failed in the mission, but you still have to help me.
OK, let's go.
- You can go now. - Thank you.
Hey, let's take the lift.
No, I can't breathe in lifts. I'll take the stairs.
OK, let's go then.
You go home first, I'll join you later.
- Hey, what a coincidence. - Yeah, what a surprise.
This is Lawyer Lung, representing Wah Chemicals.
- He's the one. - Wah Chemicals.
This is my cousin, she owns Yip Fish Farm.
Nice to see you.
It'd be nicer if we weren't in the police station.
- Besides, we'll meet in court soon. - That's true.
- Miss Wen. - Yes?
- This afternoon... - Are you asking her out?
- Yes, is it OK? - Are you asking her or me?
If you're asking her, look at her and ask.
I can't do lunch.
- How about dinner? - Great.
May I have your contact number, please?
I'll call you later to make arrangements.
What's your phone number?
Bite it tight. Your hands are too busy.
- Thank you. - This sofa is more comfortable.
Sit here, this is the most comfortable part of the whole sofa.
- It feels good here as well. - Really?
It can't be. Let me try.
It's true. I've never noticed the difference.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Did you spike my drink? - What?
- I feel dizzy. - It's only just reached your stomach.
It's a two-pronged attack. Some of it has gone to my head.
Touch my head, is it very hot?
No.
Perhaps it's a case of self-indulgence.
It's more like a case of infatuation.
- Hello. - Hello.
- It's Tung Te-Biu. - What now?
- I'm in your room now. - What?
'Ln your room.'
Have a good rest, then. I'm with someone right now, talk to you soon.
Where were we?
- Hello? - If you don't come in now, I'll come out.
Don't. I'll come right away. OK.
I've something for you. It's in my room, I'll go and get it.
Make yourself at home.
Hey. How did you get in?
- There. It's quite easy to climb in. - Hush, not so loud.
- I want to ask you something. - What?
How could a righteous and responsible man like me,
who is loyal to his friends and contributes to society
be facing so much frustration and psychological trauma?
You didn't understand my question? I'll repeat it.
Jackie. Jackie.
A call for you.
Coming.
I'll answer your question later. Stand back now.
- Here. - 'It's her? '
Thank you.
- Hello. - 'Jackie, where are you? '
At home... Hello, hello...
- I thought you had something for me? - Yeah, I'll get it.
Just a moment.
You're with the woman who sued me.
You don't need to bug her house to pull her.
Tell me honestly, what are you playing at?
Is my future of any importance to you?
Also, you've not answered my first question.
OK, give me one more night.
After tonight, you can ask all the questions you want. OK?
Same way out. Go.
Go now.
- Where is it? - I've made a mistake, it's not in my room.
- Can you guess what is it? - I need to use the bathroom now.
Bathroom? It's over there.
Hey, you haven't learnt. You still keep your key under the mat.
The battery of my mobile went flat earlier. I've good news for you.
I've moved next to the fish farm owner. We're fast becoming friends.
You're her neighbour?
- One of the women is here. - What?
Go and hide.
- Why switch off the lights? - Isn't it more romantic like that?
- I prefer the lights on. - OK then, we'll have a table lamp on.
Let's start our candlelit dinner.
- What happened? - I'll check.
- What is it? - Nothing, the dog tripped on the lamp.
- The dog tripped on the lamp? - Nice coat. Where did you buy it?
I bought it when I was studying in Canada.
Good quality stuff. I'll hang it up to avoid creases.
No way.
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
What is that noise?
- Wood creaking in the dry weather. - Oh.
Let's continue our dinner.
The steak is delicious.
I forgot to replace my cupboard last week. It must have cracked.
Don't let it affect our mood. Let's eat.
Stupid burglar.
First my neighbour, now my good friend?
Stupid, catch me if you can.
The timer on my radio is switched on. I'll turn it off.
- Bastard. - You're the bastard.
Stop fighting.
- Stop fighting. - Burglar.
- Burglar, your mum! - Don't involve my mum.
- He's my friend. - Is he?
I caught him at my neighbour's last night.
I asked him to bug the house.
- Is he your friend? - Yes.
He's your friend, the woman is your friend.
You asked me to bug your friend.
You sent a friend to catch me. Am I your friend?
- That's no way to treat a friend! - Misunderstandings.
You two calm down, please don't fight.
I'll get rid of the woman now and explain everything.
Hey, look at me.
Don't fight.
I won't be long.
Don't fight.
No fighting. OK?
- Go and die. - You...
- What? - What yourself?
What a nice dinner. Are you done?
Oh, you don't like beefsteak? We'll have other meat next time.
- We should call it a day now. - Why?
- I've not touched a thing yet. - It's fine.
See you soon.
Stop fighting. Stop it.
Can you two stop it?
Please.
I'm sorry.
- What happened to your eye? - What did you say?
Really? I feel fine. Nothing happened.
- I forgot my coat. - Wait here.
Watch out.
Your nose is bleeding.
Really? I feel fine. You must be drunk. Bye-bye.
Stop.
Where's my table?
Let's see. It's there.
Great.
- Hey, what now? - That's my line. What now?
I don't care what you two are doing.
I'm sticking to my plan of pulling that old woman.
I'll get her to sell the farm and take 20 per cent commission.
Money is not as valuable as a lot of other things.
True. Like gold, silver and diamonds...
I meant righteousness, ethics and freedom. City pig.
What did you call me?
Stop quarrelling.
Don't worry. When I need to I'll beg those women to drop their charges.
Is it worthwhile?
Your comment will earn you a bump on the head.
That might be worthwhile.
Misbehaving in public could land you in jail.
Are you threatening me? Look, the place is filled with good-for-nothings.
Suspicious character, you better behave.
The world is coming to an end. We don't have many days left.
I won't spend the last few days in jail, fuck off.
- I'm sorry. - Hey, how could you hire him?
Don't point at me like that.
- What do you mean by that? - I don't mean anything.
Quit the meaningless blabber in my presence.
It's only because he cares about you.
He wasn't like that in the past.
You've really changed a lot.
Man must keep evolving to make life interesting.
Not like him, asking meaningless questions. How boring.
Stay calm. Drink up.
Have a drink. Cheers.
- Boss Wah, this way please. - After you.
- Peace from now on. - Jackie.
- Hey. - I'm with Boss Wah, I'll introduce you.
OK. You go first. I'll come over later.
Excuse me.
Maybe not. Let's go together. Come on.
Boss Wah, let me introduce...
This is Jackie Lung, a partner at my firm. He's handling your case.
- Boss Wah. - Lawyer Lung, my pleasure.
Whether my factory stops production all depends on you.
I'll try my best. They're assisting me.
Boss Wah, I'll serve you well. I'm very hard-working.
Boss Wah, your case is in Jackie's capable hands, you shouldn't worry.
That's marvellous. Be at home.
Boss Wah, we're collecting evidence against our opponent.
Boss, something's wrong.
What's happening?
A Child Praying To Guanyin. How's that?
- Stop. - Stop.
You're blocking my view.
Stop fighting. Stop.
Stop.
Let's go.
- Don't run. - Forget it.
I'm sorry to drag you into this.
People always wrongly identify me as some other bad guy.
Wrongly identify? You've so many men surrounding you.
They're all armed as well, you can't be good.
Don't go.
Sorry, my friend is drunk.
Never mind, you three are good at fighting.
Fortunately you're working for me. If you were working for my enemy...
Don't say that you're my man in the future. You lot were embarrassing.
Boss, I didn't know they had two new fighters.
Fighters? What about you lot?
- Get rid of the lawyer. - That lawyer is relatively unknown.
How could he be unknown when he's all brain and brawn?
Would it take a tattoo on his forehead for you to notice him?
- That ship is beautiful. - The one I'm taking you to is nicer.
Hello, they're here.
This way, please.
Mr Lung. Miss Wen.
Do you like it?
- Yeah, but it's a bit too posh. - Nothing is too posh for you.
Lunch itself is boring, we need other perks to spice things up.
Wow, Jackie...
I hope this isn't an everyday meal for you.
That depends on whether I'm eating with you.
- I'm not used to the attention. - I'll do it myself next time.
This meal must be very expensive.
I'm throwing all my savings into this to make up for what happened the other night.
You should keep some of your savings for other girls.
I'll use the interest on them. Cheers.
Excuse me, I need the bathroom.
- Please show Miss Wen to the toilet. - OK.
Miss Wen, this whole ship has been hired by Mr Lung.
Do you want to try the Gents?
- No. - This way, then.
Miss Wen, please.
Quick. He's upstairs.
Hurry.
What are you doing?
He's inside.
Don't lose him.